#just like I hate live slug reaction

[thelaurenshippen]

did you guys know? that they made the slug from live slug reaction gay? canonically? did you know that??

[pmatga]

so here's my latest pmatga idea

bitter exes: old man edition™

[barrenclan]

ok ONE more music ask bc i think this is the third one i’ve submitted for the new issue so far:

so i went back & read issue 37 while listening to “drunk walk home” by mitski (both the original and the live at palisades version), timing my reading with the listening so that certain panels & passages would line up with the right points in the song, and dear. fucking. LORD. i wanna make a rainhaze pmv with this so badly. the only question is which version of the song to use

so the best way i can explain it:

*drumbeat intro* - the title page

“i will retire to the salton sea/at the age of 23” - that comic panel at the beginning showing how much he changed

“for i’ve started to learn i may never be free/but though I may never be free/fuck you and your money/i’m tired of your money” - idk exactly how it’d line up with the issue but something something him being influenced by defiance & ranger, something something “you can love someone and still hate/hurt them”

*guitar picks up* - the canine realization and/or slug’s reaction to the murder reveal. some combination of the two.

“and i sit on the curb ‘cause it’s the prettiest night/with no one else in sight/don’t you know i wore this dress for you/these killer heels for you” - rain gets all defensive & tries to justify the murder with the sleep thing & the hypocrisy

“see the dark, it moves/with every breath of the breeze” (+ the buildup before the guitar solo) - “convince them…okay”

*guitar solo* - slug attacks him, big fight scene

and of course the screaming at the end correlates to him screaming as he’s gutted like a baked potato

Nice!! I always love how much thought you put into song choices.

As a Johnny Cash enjoyer I must say I do prefer his cover but of course I love Nine Inch Nails too. More dark and gritty does fit Rainhaze better.

I've never actually listened to or seen Repo, but it does seem like something that would be up my alley. It does fit him too, driving in what he's done and forcing him to remember killing Asphodelpaw.

I remember every dying whisper Every desperate murmur I remember when I gaze upon her She looks just like you I remember, I remember

I like this from Rainhaze's perspective, like he's constantly trying to guess what Ranger wants from him, how much he has to hurt himself to please Ranger.

The waves suck you in then you drown If like, you'd just stay down with me I'll swim down with you Is that what you want?

You hang the anchors over my neck (Saw your end) I liked it at first but the more you laughed The crazier I became

Haha aww, Pinepaw.

I lost some weight from anxious pacing talking on the telephone If I look cool I'm fooling you At any point you can assume My mind's computing every path that screws up what I wanna do

The things that I can't shoulder well I pass onto my older self And hope I learn to cope so I don't end up broke or overwhelmed 'Cause vocally, I'm not the best

Poinsettia is an interesting pull, but I can see it. I hate to say Rainhaze once again but yknow... kinda Rainhaze...

The feelings of regret And now I'm running to forget But know, the consequence of imagination's fear I met a man downtown the other day With ruby eyes that took my life away

Thе antidote we look so hard to find To purge yourself of fear, relax your mind But heaven only knows Where my mind leads, the feeling grows

Someone has actually recently made an incredible animatic set to Ptolemaea, actually! You can see it here.

That's alright, I usually do all the lyric quoting!

Pick up another cigarette Smoke it now and soon you'll forget If only your silver lining had better timing 'Cause there's no crown for one on the way down

Your dull blade and your dusty attire Can bring back all those burning desires So go back to the pit or roll over

I'd love to see the animation if you ever make it! It does have big synergy with "The Death of BarrenClan" event.

Heed the sirens, take shelter, my lover Flee the fire that devours But the sight held me fixed like a bayonet against my throat

It was a pale white horse With a crooked smile And I knew it was my time

Not a song in the world that doesn't make me think of Rainhaze... anyways, I always like a good Hoosiers song.

Everything you love turns to dust, You'd make more of it but you felt rushed By all that's periphery, You held tight, but on the contrary

Don't look your life passed you by, 'Cause you're too attached to it, Don't look your life passed you by, 'Cause you're too attached to it

[lonelylonelyghost]

Re-watch of The Spirealm. Episode 12

Zuozi (new subtitles read as Sako, but I will still refer as Zuozi in honor of the fansubs I watched the show for the first time with, I hear them saying it, and also because I feel like it)

I love how the Doors are integrated with Qiushi's experience. Hearing this mocking song, he has his own flashbacks.

For all that he's oblivious to Nanzhu's flirting, Qiushi is actually very sharp in other matters. He doesn't believe Xiong Qi's speech about his organization and is tight-lipped around him, despite having a good previous experience.

Qiushi's "I don't buy your bullshit for even a second, but I'll listen because I'm already here anyway and in dire need of entertainment" face is the best.

And again, top-notch design on the logo here. I still think that either there were prophets in the production team or all villains think alike, no matter real or fictional

Oh Xia Jie, you are awesome and I hate you with the power of a thousand suns

Well, because Qiushi is... Qiushi, and there is nothing you can do about it. And also, you're worse.

Here we go!

Poor Li Dongyuan... Nanzhu is going to have so much fun at your expense hehehe

Oh, one more victim for me to terrorize. Nice.

Oh this guy again. Not the sharpest tool in the box but... alright I guess

Said in the flattest voice and with no expression whatsoever. I unironically love it.

I will root for my Bleh Couple

Their faces are so funny

"What should we do?" "I don't fucking know"

✨creepy✨

a.k.a.

"Do you mind if I torment them for a bit, my love?"

"Yeah, as long as you're having fun, dear."

"Aw, Lingling, I love you so much!"

No difference.

👁👁---------->🧍‍♂️

Oh. My. God.

Nanzhu is in Total Drama Mode, and Qiushi is just highly amused and goes along with everything because it makes Nanzhu happy

Their postures on the last two shots????? BOYFRIENDS. Like frfr. Like frfrfr. Like, it's impossible. WHAT. HOW?????

Live slugs reaction

[toastedjeans]

hi sorry really ask that you don't need to answer this question, What would be the reaction of the characters from Siren Tower to those from Failure Tower? Again you don't need to respond sorry for the inconvenience

First up, sorry i didn't draw for this, it makes me too nervous for some reason. I'll try to describe their reactions as best as i can! Also sorry if i get something wrong.

Oh and another thing. They won't understand each other because of the language barrier between human and siren language. Maybe the Fakers could understand each other a little bit but I'll get to that.

Starting with the Peppers. I feel like Peppercrab would try to motivate Failure Pepperman with his art. Cause i imagine the paintbrush hand would be much harder to control than a regular brush. Peppercrab is basically like "look, if i can make art with my claws, so can you!" Now if Failure Pepperman is motivated by that or envious is up for debate

Moving along to the Vigilantes, i think the moment Siren Vigi sees his Failure counterpart, he will assume it was some human who killed him. He already believed humans were evil creatures who just want to harm innocent beings, and seeing his ghost makes him hate humans even more. He swears he will avenge Failure Vigi's death. He might be a sea slug, but don't underestimate him lol

Now the Fakers i think could potentially even understand each other. Either because Siren Faker knows a little bit of human language, or because clones just understand each other naturally. Anyway, i think Siren Faker would be really excited to see a more human version of himself. He would probably keep poking Failure Faker, or even hug him if he allows it.

The Noises wouldn't get along i think. Siren Noise would spit water on Failure Noise, or keep touching his exposed skin, knowing fully well that it will hurt the other. Until Failure Noise gets so mad he grabs his shark version by the wrists and tries to throw him to the side, and then they'd start fighting.

(for clarity: Noisette = Failure Tower, Hazel = Siren Tower) The girls would get along well i feel like. Hazel would offer Noisette various of her baked goods, and then just keep talking while Noisette listens. She points at Noisette's trans pin and goes "omg me too!!", and she'd probably asks about the mask cause she thinks it's cute. I don't think Noisette would take it off, and Hazel respects that of course.

Now the Peppinos. I like to think Failure Peppino and Gustavo would both meet up with Siren Peppino. Siren Pep would be confused because that Gustavo looks so similar to that shark man who saved his life once, and who now lives in his bath tub. Would that mean that they'll end up together as well? Not that he would mind. Also he'd be jealous of Failure Pep's clothes cause he sees that as him having an actual good running business and not being in debt anymore.

And uh, that's it! Sorry i couldn't think of much, and sorry again if i got something wrong!

[luckytidbit]

Food for thought.

Ok so I've seen an anonymous ask on someone’s blog recently about people being rude in the unwind community, (which first of all, if you’re being rude, shame on you.) I've seen mention of, actually no I’ll take it verbatim. “I like scrolled by multiple of peoples posts and fics about like theories and stuff, and most of them have people getting mad over them or feeling the need to prove it wrong? Like I get it, but it's just an idea 😭”  This community is pretty small and I haven’t seen any other unwind theory posts lately (Unless this person is talking about ao3, I’m not on there.), so I’m left to assume this ask is about the “Connor’s brain coping after his unwinding theory.” And the reblog I left on it, so let’s break that down shall we?

Personally, I grew up on Film and Game Theory so I’ve never seen debunking a theory as something that’s rude, just a part of a community helping another have the correct facts. Which by the way, @korokeea, if I’ve upset you, I am deeply sorry, it was never my intention to do so. My reblog was supposed to be seen as playful banter. (Side note, dream endings are very amateur, don’t do them unless you know what you’re doing. Even I wouldn’t do them, (I think I’m amateur anyway <:D.))

Also wanted to add that I should be using tone indicators, and that also I’ve seen examples of people whose first language isn’t English not understanding Western satire, so my apologies if I’ve confused you.

Now that I’ve addressed the main point, there was also something else I wanted to bring up.

This is obviously a parody of LIVE SLUG REACTION I used to add to my reblogs of Conland content (Connor x Roland), I also might have confused people doing this. I don’t think Conland is anyone’s cup of tea, personally, I see it as a crack ship that lives rent-free in my head, but I can understand how I could’ve confused someone. I honestly do like A Dog With A Bird At Your Door A Lot, even if the notes say “I hate gay people.” (Like, C’mon now Kuromi.)

Honestly, I came here to create art and not be judged for it, I have one to two irl friends that I see almost daily. The rest of it are just classmates that will turn on me the moment I say something that doesn’t fit their dialogue. (If you get what I’m saying, I have to say the right thing or they’ll look at me funny.) I’m honestly super stressed and pretty prone to anxiety right now, graduation, prom, removal of wisdom teeth via going under (anaesthesia), you name it! So you can see why I find a great sense of escapism in Tumblr.

Lastly, I wanted to say that in this community it is almost impossible to create micro-communities because of our small size. You CANNOT be vague or make inside jokes because almost everyone follows each other. On the original ask post that I first talked about, the responder mentioned a “that one guy” and my poor mutual @bopeisdope thought they could be that one guy. (Which is completely wrong, she and @lazysailor are the sweetest people I have ever met here. Oof sorry side tangent.)

Anyway If you made it through this thing, thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

[bellysoupset]

"Fucking slugs," Leo scoffed, angrily rubbing at his belly and lying back on the couch while Jonah moved around, stripping of his blazer and ditching the shoes at the door. He heard his boyfriend chuckle and Leo threw him a dirty glare over his shoulder, "it's not funny."

"I'm sorry," Jonah said, not sounding even the least bit sorry, "it's a little funny, though."

"You made me eat slugs! You're a deranged prick, stay away from me," Leo rubbed at his chest in order to dislodge a burp and then grimaced when he could taste his dinner all over again. It was disgusting.

"You were enjoying it until I told you what it was," Jonah grinned, walking closer with a tall glass of water and packet of TUMS, "here."

"I fucking hate you," Leo groaned, taking it and gulping the meds along with a large gulp of water, which he immediately regretted as it landed on his belly heavy like cement, "I will aim specifically at you when I puke them all up."

"You're adorable," Jonah rolled his eyes, leaning in and planting a kiss over his lips, shutting him up, "come to bed."

"No," Leo shook his head, fingers digging on his stomach, "it's actually hurting, Jon..."

It was the manner that his voice softened up which caused Jonah's amused grin to waver. He combed his fingers through Leo's blonde locks, twirling them lightly, "do you want me to rub...?"

"No," the blonde burped again, "it's too upset for that."

"Is it actually upset or are you just feeling queasy from eating the sea cucu-"

Leo interrupted him with a wet burp, leaning forward as it morphed into a gag, "seriously shut up about the damn things-" he groaned, burping again, "I can taste them."

"You liked them!"

Another wet burp answered him, Leo's face that was already pale to begin with loosing even more color as he braced against his knees, staring at his shoes.

Jonah cringed, not just in sympathy because he could see just how bloated Leo's belly was, squeezed by the social pants, but because he really would rather his boyfriend didn't vomit in the living room's white rug.

"Leo, I think you should move this to the bathroom..."

"Uhm..." was Leo's eloquent answer, eyes squeezed shut, "it's not sitting well at all."

"Try breath-"

"I can feel them squirming," he groaned, then gagged again, clamping a hand over his mouth. Jonah rolled his eyes, the sea cucumbers had been dead, cooked and diced. There was no way he was feeling anything squirm, this was clearly his mind playing tricks on him.

"Okay," Jonah grabbed Leo by the elbow, urging him up and towards the bathroom, "don't puke on the rug, love."

"I..." he gagged again, "who the fuck eats slugs... What is wrong with you people..." Leo groaned loudly as Jonah gently put him in front of the toilet.

He hung awkwardly near the door, aware he should leave before the puking started and they got into a chain reaction, but feeling bad enough he couldn't quite leave. He decided to stick around, just for now, since Leo wasn't actively sick.

Jonah reached in for his belt and Leo groaned, resting his cheek on the arm that was draped over the toilet, "stop jostling my belly, you're making them move."

"You're insane," Jon rolled his eyes and then successfully undid his boyfriend's belt and zipper, releasing his poor bloated belly, "there you go. Take a deep breath, it'll settle d-"

Leo belched, frothy and disgusting, right on his face.

Jonah gagged himself, turning his face around and breathing in sharply, "LEO!"

"You asshole," was Leo's simple answer, planting a hand over his belly, "you should've told me."

"I am not the asshole here, you were clearly enjoying it" Jonah glared at him, standing up with a huff and barging out of the bathroom. He went to the suite, angrily stripping down from the social clothes and changing into the silk pants of pajamas, before taking his sweet sweet time with his skincare routine, brushing his teeth thoroughly.

When he returned to the room, he expected to find Leo in bed, sulking, but he wasn't back yet, so Jonah mentally braced for the disaster he'd find in the guest bathroom. Or how furious his boyfriend would be at being abandoned.

Instead he found Leo asleep, still draped over the toilet. The water was clean.

Jonah let out an amused snort, crouching down, "Leo," he shook him lightly, carefully hugging his waist and starting to pull him up, "bed."

"Squirmy," Leo groaned, burying his nose on Jonah's neck and planting another disgusting burp there, "upset."

"I'm sorry, baby," Jonah dragged him to bed, "maybe you should've thought of this before slurping two plates of sea cucumbers?"

Leo opened his eyes, lazily. They were dazed with sleep, "I think they're crawling up."

"Yeah, sure," Jon rolled his eyes, manhandling Leo to bed. Just the seafood and the heavy rum that Leo had had, sure were taking a toll on him, "lie down, sleep it off."

"Swimming swimming swiiUurkgh-" he retched, violently, and brought up a splash of vomit on his lap, a fucking sea cucumber nearly whole in the middle of the white slime.

"Fuck-" Jonah groaned, slamming a hand to his mouth and closing his eyes. He knew it was a lost fight, his gag reflex was already working, sending all of his own seafood up. He gulped down, "Leo, wake up," he slurred, shaking his boyfriend not so gently, "fuck-"

Leo groaned, head hanging tiredly, "told ya it was crawling up..." he wiped his mouth, "aw, my suit."

Jonah gagged, harshly and ran away from him. He burst into the bathroom in time to belch up a stream of barely digested fish risotto. In the bedroom, he heard as Leo burped again.

Jonah gulped fiercely, trying to get his belly on check, but it had been a sight straight from hell, the fucking sea cucumber in Leo's lap. Another stream of vomit rushed up despite his efforts, nearly choking him.

Jon whimpered, resting his forehead to the marble, "Leo?" he called, hugging his stomach and breathing deeply through his mouth, "Leo, talk to me, are you alive?"

"I'm sleepy."

"Don't-" he gulped down, squeezing the sink, "don't fall asleep, you need to-" another gag, "clean up."

"Jon? Are you okay?"

Jonah nodded, before he realized his boyfriend couldn't see him, "I'm fine. Can you strip down, please? And-" he swallowed another gag, "take it to the laundry room?"

"Okay..." Leo still sounded pretty out of it, but Jonah let out a sigh of relief at his easy going drunk boyfriend, "I feel really weird."

"You're drunk," Jonah washed his face from the cold sweat, cleaning the bowl and biting down another gag. Once he felt a little more steady, he dared to look in the room.

Leo had returned to bed, now completely naked and was lying like a starfish in the middle of the bed.

"Did the boxers need to go too?" Jonah let out a queasy smile, glancing around the room to make sure his drunk boyfriend hadn't missed anything. He didn't want to think of the state of the laundry room, he doubted Leo had the piece of mind to actually throw the fucking slug out or to start the washing machine.

"Squeezing me," Leo grumbled, planting a hand on his stomach. It was quite adorable, Jonah thought, rubbing a hand over his face and approaching the bed. Leo had the best built of all of them, abs that should be in a magazine, but he also had the sweetest belly when he ate too much, blushing near the belly button.

"Okay," Jon chuckled, tugging on the blankets, "baby, I need you to move so I can get in bed."

"Can't move," Leo groaned, "sloshing around."

"Well move carefully," Jonah pushed his shoulder, already frustrated, "c'mon, get under the blankets."

"You're so mean," the blonde rolled on his side, shielding his belly and Jonah raised his eyebrows, unimpressed as he got a full view of his boyfriend's bare ass.

"You haven't seen the half of it," he got under the blankets, then tugged on Leo again, forcing him to unfold, "shut up and sleep now."

"Slugs, Jon," the guy groaned, nose buried into the pillow, "there's slugs in me."

"Don't think about it," Jonah sighed, combing his fingers through Leo's hair, petting it to put him to sleep, "sleep."

[strawbubbysugar]

I can't speak for everyone, but I imagine it's a "NOOOO" because they're invested and can see what's going to go down. like yelling at characters in a horror movie that are about to die. my live slug reaction might be foaming at the mouth and shaking the characters but i do it because i'm wrapped up in the story not because i hate it

but even if you do get a few people who genuinely do not like where the story is going, that's the risk us as readers take when reading a work, y'know? sometimes things go somewhere we don't like and that's not the author's problem. don't let that hold you back from making the story you want to make. ❤

i'd bet most of us are fine with where you're driving us! we're just biting our nails in the backseat lmao

<3<3<3<3 oh thank goodness

[lilylived]

I truly despise people who don't have to deal with certain difficult things, but really openly look down on you for how you handle it.

Like I remember when my mother systematically drove my brother to a suicide attempt, despite me begging her to stop. At the ER she showed zero remorse, zero real emotion. My brother was her "favorite." She complained to anyone who would listen about how tired and hungry she was... because she actually got jealous of the attention being on him. The cops and the doctors were visibly disturbed by her behavior.

Then, Ms. Redeemed waited less than two years before trying her absolute best to drive my young sister to suicide as well. When I intervened and took over my sister's care, my mother got her freakish group of friends to attack me. They made my job like 20 times harder. There was one time they ambushed me with a bs intervention. And when I gave zero reaction and refused to budge, they would find ways to attack my sister behind my back.

To this day, all of them are convinced that they did some great charity.

I won't forgive these types of arrogant people, honestly. I processed and got over a lot of the other stuff, but these people in particular still really bother me.

I used to have nothing against them. Normally I'm the type of person who likes to see others happy. I was always kind to them. And even when they attacked me and slandered me, I never let myself slip to their filthy level. They have nothing over me.

But now I absolutely hate their guts. Like..... why would you, a practical stranger, insert yourself into my life when I was going through such difficult emotions? Of course I hate you. You pushed yourself into an evil situation that had nothing to do with you.

Most of the family friends & neighbors that I grew up with saw that something was off with my parents, so they rightfully distanced themselves. They didn't participate in any of it and just showed me sympathy when they could.

On the other hand... the type of people who believed my mother's lies have to have something seriously wrong with them. A lot of them were people I barely knew beforehand, but they circled like vultures when they got a whiff of "drama." Either they are complete spineless slugs who bow to anyone stronger than them, or they are internally as evil as my mother.

A lot of them also have very stable nice lives with nothing missing (except peace). I can understand and forgive a crab in the bucket, but you are upper middle class with a stable home life. You have everything you need or want. There's no mercy in me for you.

I want to see each and every one of them face some real justice. Would love to see how they each handle the same type of struggles :)

[eriexplosion]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

MOVIE TIME.

I actually love the way this starts out with the voices shouting over the LucasFilm logo but also I hate it because oh god the clone boys sound SO panicked.

"Skywalker should have attacked by now!" "Don't worry, he knows the plan!"

Ah but Obi-Wan will he FOLLOW the plan is the question. We all know he KNOWS the plan. But this is Anakin we're talking about.

Christ though it's been like ten seconds and we've already lost so many clones. One of them punches a droid and hurts his hand just before getting shot and it's clearly supposed to be comic relief and I'm so much of a clone sap that I'm like ;A; NO!

GOD AHSOKA IS SUCH A LITTLE BABY NUGGET.

SMOL. God though please put some armor on there is a war going on. There are blaster shots Ahsoka. Who dressed her in this. Why. Anyway shout out to Anakin for living the nightmare of suddenly being assigned a whole child to take care of without your permission.

I am however living for Rex's reaction to her. Meets his future beloved baby sister and all he can do is make this face.

Ew, a child.

And I... I forgot that the way they got through the barrier. Was just. Hiding under a box. Metal Gear Solid ass plan right there. Just get in the box. Thank god battle droids aren't very smart.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan takes a moment to do a little war crimeing with his fake surrender. I know Star Wars doesn't have the Geneva Convention but that doesn't make it less funny that Obi-Wan has canonically violated it.

GOD I LOVE THIS HIDEOUS SQUEALING ORB. WORST SOCCER BALL OF A CREATURE. I want fifty. While watching the sprinkler outside of my apartment window gurgled on and for a solid ten seconds I thought it was coming from Rotta.

I do wish the movie was SLIGHTLY less action oriented just because it leaves very little room for anything else, and I think it would have been interesting to see more of Anakin wrestling with justifiable distaste for the hutts. Obviously we get to see some of it, but only in a very limited scope since most of it is focused on the pewpew of it all. (Still, justifiable issues with hutts aside. Anakin. Don't DRAG THE BABY.)

Best moment in the movie - that poor droid getting yeeted into oblivion by Ventress screaming WHYYYY all the way down.

OH. I. FORGOT ABOUT THE PART WHERE ANAKIN HAS TO ABANDON REX IN ORDER TO GET AWAY WITH THE KID AND HAS TO CALL AND SAY "I'M SORRY WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HELP YOU."

"Don't worry about us General, we'll be alright. The mission always comes first sir."

Okay but I hate that it does at least I know Rex comes out fine but GOD. Anyway coming off of Hidden Enemy and Slick talking about his brothers being cannon fodder and then seeing them drop like flies here is A Lot.

I ALSO. FORGOT ZIRO WAS INTRODUCED HERE. Ziro the hutt sure is. A character. Every time he is on screen I am certainly glued to him.

Very normal things to say when the 'treachery' is stopping you from killing a baby.

Anyway the rewatch was definitely more coherent than the first time I watched it, because now I'm invested enough in the characters for it to hold my attention. I want to see the little slug child again some day.

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep3

What a cheery place, very Ninth-coded all them bones

Giants!!!

I love, by the way, that you can actually see stuff when it's night in the show. I wish shows now would do that...

"I hate when you go cryptic on me..." Cryptic wife is amazing tho

OH SHIT ONE IS ALIVE, APPROACHING

I love how they use perspective. Camera angles and forced perspective. So smart.

Who is Gareth?

"I understand a man's soul can be poisoned by hatred"

"You know, you think she'd mention that her friend was taller than most pine trees"

URGH FFS SOLDIER BOY

XENAAAA

And Gabrielle obviously also skilleddd

NO GABRIELLE!!!

"Thanks for the hospitality..." :|

Goliath??? OH IS THIS DAVID AND GOLIATH?

Fairly sure the boy is called David.

"It's a sling" OOOO

Oh they do not like him.

AHAHAHA GABRIELLE STEALING FOOD

"You wouldn't understand" Oh he's such a #I'mNotLikeOtherBoys guy....

"I owe you my life, not the lives of others"

Gabrielle, don't. Please.

Xena's gonna save em

She's like GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND

Dayum she just picked that wheel up and yeeted.

Xena mounting that horse? And Gabrielle sitses behind herrrr

"Maybe my friendship with Xena is more important" AAAH

A SKULL (TLT reference? Is this our friend SEX PAL!?? 😭)

Gabrielle is like :c

Please, just resolve this PEACEFULLY

Stands brooding by the window as a storm rages

👀 IS GABRIELLE'S HAND ON THE SMALL OF HER BACK!!!! 🏳️‍🌈

THEY HOLD HANDS

HAND SHOTS. LOOK AT THE HANDS. THE SQUEEZE. HELLO!???? 👀

Not to be a lesbian, but HANDS. THEY'RE SO

Noooo, I don't want them to fight :(((

Shfhdh he has a helmet, lol. I shouldn't laugh, but this is kinda funny

Wow they're SO bad at everything sjfjdhs

Gabrielle is amazing. I keep saying this.

"Come out, Xena" I'm gay

NOT SALT OMFG. HE'S NOT A GIANT SLUG!!!

Thingy is dead. King's son. Ah well.

Ok. You NotLikeOtherBoys... I really don't like him. Sorey but I'm siding with Goliath 😅

"Do you think your wife would like you to hurt innocent people?"

Istg I left fucking Catholic church for a REASON I don't wanna hear that stuff in my shows actually...

Nooo, Goliath...

The sun?

NOOOO... I hope he doesn't DIE

Xena's sad face :(

OMG HIS EYE IS BLEEDING

I hope he gets to be happy with his family :(

Ngl I think this was my least favourite episode so far... Maybe it's my religious trauma, but I really did NOT enjoy this ep... Which is a shame :/

[amiharana]

Magnet as a revalink song👀?

i hope this was referring to the vocaloid song 'magnet' i only know like three vocaloid songs and those are World is mine, romeo & cinderella, and irony (but the lizz robinett eng cover) ☝️😀

i also realize now that this is the song with the extremely intimate 'staring longingly into one another's eyes while our butterfly headphones mics are intertwined' album cover and i couldn't be anymore pleased to enthusiastically announce that YES, that in itself is so revalink 😋 where is the fanart for it i need it so bad

miku!revali x luka!link, but here's my live slug reaction to the lyrics. (i skipped the first verse, but i used a mix of this video and this vocaloid lyric wikia to look at lyrics. lmk if the translations are wrong or if there are better interpretations!)

I'm wrapped around your finger from the lips to the tongue Even if this is something that cannot be allowed, The flames jump higher still

if there's anything that anyone should know about me as revalinker, it's that i'm completely obsessed with the idea of link always being wrapped around revali for cuddles, for napping on him, etc., and revali just letting him because he's so fond of link he can't and won't say no. link is wrapped around revali's finger (his wing?) physically; revali is wrapped around link's finger metaphorically.

and for the next lines, consider the idea of revali with this warped idea of loving and being loved in his status as a champion, and him trying to maintain a boundary between the two of them. he tries to find every excuse why he and link can't be together even though he's desperately in love with link anyway; they're champions and have responsibilities to their people, they're foils to each others, they butt heads too often, they're too different to be together, or what would the other champions, or the people of hyrule think if they knew they were together? and yet still, they can't help but continue to seek each other out and intertwine and wrap around each other once more.

Every moment, it's harder to restrain myself If this is love, I want to wear it on my sleeve The "strange feeling" turns into an unbearable longing I would follow you to the end of forever

OH MY GOD. I CAN'T BREATHE. STOLE THE BREATH OUT OF MY LUNGS. there's a reason why i said luka!link i was like THESE LINES. THIS IS LINK RIGHT HERE.

going back to what i said about revali trying to keep them apart for all his stupid reasons, link disregards all of them because he wants revali and he knows revali wants him, too. he knows revali just wants to protect the both of them from anything that could tear them apart or anyone who could oppose them, but who cares what others think? if link hadn't already vowed to silence, he would wish to declare his love for revali for the rest of his days, to wear his heart on his sleeve proudly.

the last two lines. oughghfj. ougugh! i'm screaming crying shitting pissing and throwing up. oh god. i love slow burn for revalink so bad, especially link taking forever to realize that he's in love with revali but when he finally does, he's completely devoted. link being like "what is this feeling. i'm supposed to hate your ass but um. i kinda can't live without it." KJDHFJKSDFHJKSDKJFH he would have followed revali into the afterlife and dragged his soul back if he could

With a heart that has gone astray, We will melt so easily That there's no free time for us even to feel each other's tenderness

thinking about link who puts his duty as the wielder of the sword that seals that darkness over his own happiness, over his own love for revali, because that's his responsibility, his purpose. what else was he made to do?

thinking about revalink who will never get the chance to love each other, to hold each other close and look upon each other fondly and sweetly because of that damned calamity. there's no place for tenderness in these prophetical battlefields. they were always doomed to never be.

What has been repeating is not our dream, But the unmistakably realistic "we" If we touch, I know we can never go back, But that's fine; you are everything in the world to me

THEY'RE SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE YET SO FAR. i'm telling you, revali, it doesn't have to be this way, you can have link if you just choose to be with him 🥹

but also i was talking to @senchee the other day about an au timeline split where it's like avengers: endgame when captain america goes back in time to be with peggy. what if after totk, link went back in time to be with revali. haha. "if we touch i know i can never go back" when he gets sent back in time by rauru or something, it was actually just to send his spirit to see the champions one last time as a fulfilled wish, and rauru tells him not to touch anyone in the past because he'll get stuck there with no way of returning to the present if he does (but rauru is fully aware of what link is about to do 😋)

hylians and rito aren't long lived, especially not over a hundred years if that's how far back link went, but when link doesn't return from the past, rauru takes zelda to rito village goddess statue, where there is now a tablet on revali's landing, memorializing link and revali :)

As dawn breaks, I become uneasy and end up in tears When you whispered, "It's alright", did I hear tears in your voice too?

it's giving the scene in 'pinesong' by aperplexingpuzzle when revali cries every time he watches the sunrise. i love that fic so much i need to go back and reread the revalink bible.

if totk link went back in time to be with revali, do you think he'd cry at the sunrise too, counting every single sacrifice he had to make to be back here again?

and lastly,

I want you to embrace me, I want you to tell me that you don't think this is a mistake I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me, I want to drown in this moment of captivation I'm drawn to you like a magnet Even if I left, we would find each other again Let's become one; I can never go back but that's fine You're everything in the world to me

oh my god. oh my god. i can't move. you people are gay 🫵😧🏳️‍🌈

revali may speak verbosely, decorating his intentions in all sorts of flowery words, but for link, desire is plain. it's so easy to fluster revali with such simplicity; what better way to convey it with such directness?

[heaven-s-black-box]

A very Soukoku Christmas- Soukoku

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Recovery date: Dec 20, 2019

Description: Pretend you're dating me for this family event because you’re exactly the kind of person my parents would hate and i’m really looking to piss them off

Notes: Click here for the sequel- A very Soukoku New Year

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“Hmm,” Dazai hummed raising an eyebrow.

Chuuya looked like he was about to burst, whether from embarrassment, annoyance, or both he didn’t know. But, he had very little patience and would rather ask literally anyone else. But, Dazai was perfect for this, and he didn’t have time to find someone else.

“ I said I need a favor.”

Dazai had that stupid look on his face that told Chuuya he’d never live this down. But at this point, he was willing to do anything to piss off Kouyou. If she was going to pester him about having no love life, he would bring a date to christmas dinner, it was just going to be the person she hated most. 

Chuuya took a deep breath, "I need a date to christmas dinner with Kouyou, but it has to be someone she hates.”

“Awww. Chibi-chan wants me to meet his family? I’m honored! How about new years at my place then?”

“Grrrrr, did you not hear me say I just needed someone she hates!”

“Fine.”

“Look I don’t like this anymore then you do but一 wait what?”

“A chance to annoy dear ane-san, I’d be a foul to pass it up! But, I have one condition.”

“Ugh, I’m gonna regret this. What?”

“You’re trying to piss her off, so I can do whatever I see fit.”

“...could be worse, fine,we have an agreement. Saturday, meet me at Kouyou’s at 7.”

---

“So, where’s this date of yours?” Chuuya could hear the condescension in Kouyou’s voice.

“He’s just running late,” Chuuya grumbled, he hoped Dazai was just late.

Just then the doorbell rang, and just as he had hoped, Kouyou went to open it. She looked so proud, and happy, Chuuya couldn’t wait to see her reaction. Following her to open the door, he felt a bit of panic. Dazai liked to annoy him more than anyone, what if he acted like an angel in front of Kouyou instead of his usual shittyy self (not that it’d change her opinion of him). 

“Welcome to一” by the smug look on Dazai’s face, Chuuya could imagine how Kouyou’s face looked. He let out a small smile before pushing past Kouyou and saying,” Ane-san, this is my boyfriend. I don’t think I really need to introduce him.”

This would be fun.

---

“So, that went well!” Dazai chirped. How he could be so chipper after Golden Demon almost killed him at least twice in the first 5 minutes he didn't know. But, Dazai did exactly what he needed. Between horrible flirting, trying to kiss him (his third brush of death for the night), and asking to stay the night, Kouyou was beyond done with him. 

Chuuya was only aloud to walk Dazai home by insisting it would be rude if he didn’t. Kouyou being who she was had to let him walk Dazai home. At first he had picked Dazai to annoy Kouyou, but now一 now he wasn’t so sure. When Dazai wasn’t trying to piss Kouyou off, he was nice company, he also looked really good cleaned up. Hell he even changed his bandages.

“Uh-oh.”

“What?” Chuuya turned to look up at Dazai.

“Is the slug thinking? You should be careful, you might blow a fuse,” Dazai giggeled, avoiding a kick from Chuuya.

“Anyway, since I helped Slug, Slug should do a favor for me.”

“Who said anything about that?!” Chuuya tried to look offended, although he seemed more flustered then angry.

“I did. So, how ‘bout new years?”

“What, need me to help you piss off Mori?” Chuuya sneered.

“Nope! I had fun tonight, so, what do you say?”

“Ugh! Fine,” he yelled,” but only so I don’t owe you.”

“Sure, sure. Since we’re going out together, wear a Kimono?”

“Like hell I will you shitty Mackerel!” He yelled kicking at Dazai again before storming off back the way they came.

“Hey! I thought you were walking me home?!” Dazai snickered.

“Walk home yourself shitty Mackerel!” 

Ah yes, new years would be fun. And maybe he’d talk with Kouyou about a kimono just to mess with Dazai… just maybe.

[andorerso]

tell me your every errant thought on survivor pretty pretty please

OKAY everything that comes to mind in no particular order (and under a cut for spoilers)

the whole thing with Bode was so heartbreaking 😭 I saw the betrayal coming when he started acting weird, but I did not expect him to be a Jedi, and I definitely let out a gasp when he used the force against Cal

I understand what they were going for with him, but I'm not sure I was a fan of it. I think he genuinely cared about Cal, and the fact that he didn't even pause for a second in the end, even when his actions were actively putting Kata at risk... like yeah, I get that was the point but I just kinda wish he had a moment of clarity or something.

I have to say though, Kata putting her doll on his burning body was the saddest damn thing I ever saw. I also loved her lullaby (but that ending was unsatisfying I'm sorry)

okay, moving on from all that mess, fuck. the. force tears. seriously. ESPECIALLY the parkour ones. fuck them! there was no reason to make them so difficult 😭 I've finished the main storyline and all of the planets besides Jedha, so I'm dreading what more force tears I'll have to deal with because some of the ones on Koboh were already kicking my ass. I mean I finished them all in the end, but holy hell, the one with all the ziplines made me turn off the game without saving

I can't believe they didn't let BD jump into chests anymore!! outrageous

okay, enough negatives, I DID like this game. the semi open-world was nice, I'm glad they didn't go full open-world with this but having a little space to explore Koboh freely was definitely fun

the outfits. no notes, 10/10. Cal Kestis, fashion king (right after Cassian of course) I loved designing different outfits for every planet, and then matching BD to it <3

so I mentioned previously that I didn't really connect to Greez in Fallen Order (no hate, I was just kinda neutral) but I actually really liked him in this one! idk what changed, if it was just a growing fondness after spending more time with him or what, but I'm glad I was able to appreciate him more

I also loved Merrical. that first kiss moment was really nice <3

Cameron Monaghan is honestly so incredible in this role. couldn't have asked for a better Cal.

live slug reaction. gay. incredible.

when Cal embraces his dark side, and the level up menu goes all red instead of blue.... oof. that did hit me a bit, it was a nice touch.

the fact that Cere was so close to beating Vader 😭😭 that whole fight was so great, and lmao at him being set on fire again afdsgfdsgf

I love that they gave us so many different lightsaber stances and even a blaster! I mean I locked down on my favorite at the beginning and didn't use anything else lmao, but still, I love having the choice

Cal working with Saw!! and Saw being impressed by him, I know that's right. also here's my thesis on Cal meeting Jyn -

[trollbreak]

[The church is changing. That much was obvious enough with the old preacher was slaughtered on the altar. But the man taking his place seems to be able to get along well enough with most of the others, so Gedian does what he can to play nice with the man. Even if that lands more in the area of avoiding him when possible.

He notices before the rest of them, that his sister is fawning over the man, and trailing behind him near every night. Notices how he sees her less and less as the weeks draw on. Sees her disposition change for him, subtle as it may be.

For a man that killed their preacher in front of them. Displayed his entrails like a holy wreath. Made a mockery of… anything the man had been trying to do.

Ged likes a good fight as much as the next troll, but taking brutality into worship like this just strikes him as wrong.

But what did he know? This Speaker supposedly had a direct connection to something, messiah or otherwise. What would his thoughts matter in comparison?

His words fall on deaf ears. So he lets himself grouse and sit in irreverence as much as he pleases. Nobody else should much care, after all. It’s not like they’re the ones he’s rolling his eyes at.

He‘s asked to meet with Maldyn after service.

His sister is there. Of course she is- she’s the one that’s been trying hardest to smooth over the tensions between them, after all.

“If I didn’t know better, son, I’d think you hated me.”

The man has his stupid ever-present smile, like Gedian doesn’t feel the sneer that’s trying to turn the expression in spite of it.

His sister gives him a harsh look when he rolls his eyes.

“Gee, couldn’t imagine why. Come in and turn over all our lives and don’t expect a little resistance? Think nobody’s gonna give a shit when folks start disappearing? Either you’re hunting your own fucking congregation, or you’re ignoring someone else doing it. Either way, makes for shitty leadership. I don’t respect you, and I sure as hell don’t like you, so I’d rather not piss around the bush with the niceties, if you’d save us both some fucking time for once.”

The man lifts his chin with a hum. Glances to Desnea behind his glasses.

“Well. If we’re saving time, I see no reason to wait on this decision. Echo, do me a favor and kill your brother, for me.”

He says it so casually, like when he asks her to bring him a pen or to repeat what someone’s said. A laugh bubbles up from Gedian’s chest before he realizes, and he sounds a bit hysteric.

“The fuck? Gonna have my own hatchmate do your dirty work for you? Gods, you’re farther up your own ass than I thought. Des, what the hell do you see in this guy?”

He doesn’t exactly expect a response, but the reaction he gets feels… out of place. She’s just… staring at him. She’s not… actually considering this, is she? Would she rea-

He feels her lunge an instant before she does it, and that’s all that saves him from a blade lodged between his ribs.

He’s got her hand in his own, and he can feel blood on his side, and she’s snarling at him, and…

Oh. He gets it.

Maldyn wanted a choice out of her, and he got it. Ain’t that something.

He feels like he’s swallowed slugs.

When Desnea swings again, he has a decision of his own to make. And he’s not the sort of troll to kill his kin if he can avoid it. He knows how she gets, and that makes things incredibly simple.

He runs.

And he runs.

And he scrubs the paint from his face until he can’t imagine what he’d look like with it anymore.

And he takes a saw to his horns.

And scissors to his hair.

And he keeps changing, each time she goes out of her way to find him again.

Because he’s never been anything if not stubborn, and this is somewhere he’s not going to give in.]

[poobletoods]

alright here's 2022

Horse plinko (was mostly 2021 but there were still horses plinkoing in early january)

Blorbo from my shows

Photoshopped butts

The urfaveisunfuckable situation

Nfts 

Wordle 

It’s me, boy, I’m the ps5

2s day

No bitches?

Live slug reaction

My brother in christ

The multi-hour victorious video essay cinematic universe

Smoking the shit that made _____ _____

_____ing absolute _____

get drinked

joe biden burying dogs?? i guess????

microplastics 

i can send email

tumblr blaze

catholic sponsored posts that I completely thought were a joke at first because holy shit

the misha bisexual situation 

manscaped ads

twitter runoff

she _____ing on my _____ till I _____

dracula emails

new mcr 

tbh creature

the feminine/masculine urge to _____

spongebob “I fucking love _____ I want to fucking _____”

swedish people and meals

morbius

skrunkly/skrungy/skrungly/etc

_____, so this pride, i'm partnering with _____

internet explorer's death

the pikachu man(?) ad idk i never saw this man i think yall made him up

I love/hate you _____ (repeated many times with different things)

(random word) is a beautiful name for a baby girl/boy

mousegirls (and all related creature girls)

reddit story generator

dall e mini

all the fucking.? british people quitting the government and the guy in japan getting shanked yall know

homophobic dog

cyberpunk kitty game :)

pink sauce

taylor swift private jets

breakdancing cat

_____ event leaves (#) dead (#) injured

gougar/gouger

circling google search results and adding a person or character whose name sounds like the series of words in the circle

i feel like breaking bad has become more of a whole Tumblr Thing than a meme but it bears mentioning

blue hair and pronouns

leonardo dicaprio's dating choices

anyone else _____ or is it just me and _____

she wants to order

reigen v sans

to shreds you say

queen dying 🦀🦀🦀🦀

"i meet someone" cycle

that try guy dude cheating on his wife

crisp rat mario again

lesbian velma

they should invent (convenience) 

the _____ to _____ pipeline

hey don't cry. (#) _____ in the world, okay?

bts??? getting drafted ????

a secret third thing

sigh. gandalf big naturals.

twitter still in flames. elon musk desperately trying to stop the fires by demanding they give him money in order to keep burning. more at 11.

sad! well theres other _____

tumblr's blue checkmarks

goncharov

i can't make it i'm gonna be busy _____. yeah it's gonna be all day

that dude who got his dick stuck in an m&m tube

something about fentanyl idk

that one shitty guy getting doxxed and busted for human trafficking (everyone say thank you greta 🙏🏻)