#just lamenting that i cannot fur realsies partake in that purrrticular mideival procedure GHKSLDVndlsghlsdgh

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There's a spot in my mouth that ACHES like all the time where I had a molar pulled and I wanna like... stick a drill in there and do some bloodletting claws my brain is telling me that would feel really good

Except I cannot under any circumstances do that at all ever beclaws there's an ANEURYSM under there and I'd pop like a balloon

I think the relief in pressure in the vein would be nice but man I do nottt have money fur THAT complicated procedure right now jfkdlsnvdlghlsdghlsdgh

So just gnaw on stuff it is