#just in case that wasn't clear

[frogayyyy]

do you think that rumours of jim dying on vulcan got spread around to earth and there's a conspiracy theory that he got replaced by a double like paul mccartney

[dappercritter]

I think there's something surreal about seeing people making Adventure Time AU's where Simon became Magic Man instead of Betty because they already got so much in common like

Went nuts over losing wife

Became the biggest most deranged jerk in Ooo for a time

Voiced by Tom Kenny

I'm not even complaining I just think it's hilarious how it works out.

You made the same character except now you can feel twice as bad for him!

Congrats everybody that's the best anybody's ever done the worst thing you can imagine to a guy!

[cheerycherrycandy-resurrected]

So, just to clarify, we all decided that Phantom's hair looks like this guy's right?

[m4lexxx67]

Totally getting more normal about mcr every day

[olwrat]

Hello there

Yeah, I have nothing to do

This comes straight from the depths of the unplayed champions (thank god, that way Riot won't nerf him)

Uno cards because they're the end game.

Or the end of your life

That is entirely dependent on the context, I mean, have you ever seen a full builded TF?

Seriously, he literally lives two steps from the open sea

Well, he does use cards ...

...and he won't stop using cards.

Except if he has to make a run for it

[fatherfigureneeded]

be my dad, standing behind your youngest son at a family dinner with a bone-cracking grip on his shoulder to keep him and his temper in check, shaking your head in confusion as he mutters "hozier would never" after your step-father said something very rude about women.

what is a hozier and what makes it more hozey than hozey, in it's nuetral state?

this thought plagues you for many years, keeping you up at night.

[prince-steele]

btw prev saying that who is a man and a woman in like a faggotish way lol

[suguwu]

MY TOMATOES ARE TOMATOING

[unicornbeck]

Fuck nazis

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[byfulcrums]

Hihi! Super random to jump in here, just wanted to ask about a post you made. Why are you not able to play Jedi: Survivor?

Hiii!!

I can't play because we can't afford to buy the game right now. Wasting that amount money isn't a very good idea these days (you can blame Milei [Argentina's current president] for that)

My dad says he would pirate it, but there isn't a cracked version out

He can't crack stuff, only pirate it. Apparently one of the only people who could crack this specific kind of game (not as in, the type of game but the thingy that protects the game?? Like a software or smth? Idk about that, I forgot what he told me already), The Empress, has stopped cracking games, and so he can't pirate it :((

That's all what he told me about it. I'm not 100% sure because I genuinely do not understand shit, but yeah- we can't play the game :[

[youfoolishfool]

The most insane lines delivered within Remedy's history of games. (From Alan Wake 2's "Night Springs" DLC)

[omagpies]

Recently saw your roleswap AU and I’m loving it! I have a few things I’m curious about:

1. So by my understanding Anya failed her flight certification 8 times and PE was cheap enough to be fine with that? Did she never pass? Makes sense, I’m just kinda clarifying lol

2. Does nurse!Curly also feel like he wants to try something different in his career like in canon? Did he also not have enough savings after PE went under? Did he go to nursing school or did he also fail his entrance exams?

3. What’s Daisuke’s story in this AU? Did his mom push him to go to trade school to become a mechanic? Did he do that on his own and his mom suggested working with PE?

4. It’s so interesting to me that Anya tried E-dating after getting back to earth and seemingly got rejected based on her appearance, poor girl :( but I’m kinda wondering about Curly’s perspective on this, did he have feelings for Anya while she was E-dating and just sucked it up for her?

5. I’m kinda curious about Curly and Anya’s relationship pre-crash, was it a little bit flirty like in canon? Did Anya try to approach Curly with what Jimmy was doing or was the blackmail powerful enough for her not to say a peep to anyone?

haha gonna answer all of these at once! but first here's something on 5 :)

she never passed the Official Legit certification but passed what counts for it in PE (so, certified only to fly PE vessels) and kind of sees it as her last chance to make it as a pilot. still hopes to get properly certified one day, working at PE to make the money for simulator hours and exam fees

curly actually went to a med school on a football scholarship but had to drop out about two or three years in because he started prioritising studies over practice and the money got pulled. used the money he had left to switch tracks and certify as a nurse. joined PE because space travel sounded fun but is pretty bored of it because he doesn't get to do much on a regular haul. he isn't quite as existential in this regard as canon curly because working in a people-oriented nurturing profession actually makes him feel useful, he just wishes he could be more useful ya kno? has enough savings to be able to rent a place and find a job at a hospital, so overall it all kinda works out for him if you don't count all the horrors

i think in this au daisuke's mother actually pushed him to intern as a mechanic a few years earlier than in canon, which is how he met swansea (pilot with engineering background) and got inspired enough to go into trade school. by the time the events of the au begin he is a certified mechanic though not with a lot of experience :"3

curly has had the biggest fattest crush on anya almost the entire time of knowing her (i feel like he kinda spawns in already in love with anya), so her E-dating phase is kinda rough on him (like, Very rough; mans full on wasting away from his heart getting broken in tiny ways a hundred times a day), but he is king of denying himself and putting others first so he does his best to be A Good And Supportive Roommate about it. he even tries to date other people too! but with not nearly as much gusto and it never goes far. he is too whipped

there was definitely Something. i'll expand on it a bit more in a later ask i got about captain anya, but the tldr is that she goes to great pains to Act Professional and curly is never in a million years going to confess anything. and then jimmy's arrival blows it all up and any kind of romance plummets down everyone's lists of priorities. and anya never tells curly anything -- this is her problem to deal with, and with him being jimmy's friend there is a tiny part of her that is afraid of not being believed even though she overall thinks he's a good guy :")

anya writes all kinds of things, but it's all fiction. she dabbles in poetry, but her two main points of focus in prose are a) long meandering stream of consciousness type of pieces that span generations and have very convoluted plots and interpersonal relations (think woolf's waves meets one hundred years of solitude), inspired largely by the time she had to lie there and do little more than drift in and out of delirium and think, and b) shameless smut that starts out as your run of the mill romance and suddenly changes genres halfway through (funny how life can just Change all at once huh). she never really gains a Massive audience but does have a considerable number of dedicated fans of both categories

(more roleswap au)

[drama-galaxy]

What? No, that can't be! Sexual harassment is a thing that perverts with fetishes do to normal people!

actually digging through someone's personal life to rat them out for their sex fetishes and stuff is sexual harassment. i thought this was obvious

[captain-astors]

The Crown Prince

[thekettlesoverthere]

"Phone her, text her, do something, while there’s still a chance. Because the chance doesn’t last forever. Trust me, Sherlock, it goes before you know it. BEFORE. YOU. KNOW. IT"

And then Sherlock looks like that

Looking at John helplessly, eyes intermittently twitching towards him.

Look, I know John is talking about Mary here, and I also know our dear detective's aware of that.

HOWEVER !

The way Sherlock just. Looks devastated. means he understood perfectly what John said.

More than that, he feels it.

But at the end of the conversation, Sherlock doesn't go "ah, yes,you're right, let me phone her, let me go to Irene Adler."

No, he goes to comfort John. To stay with him. He embraces him.

And when John admits the "cheating" part, Sherlock immediately connects this to "even I text her sometimes. The Woman"

Sherlock associates texting Irene Adler with cheating on someone. I'm pretty sure that's why he never does it.

On who, I wonder ?

[vintagerobin]

Wild to me how people will see Nightwing on Pride covers every single time DC does Pride covers and then like... wonder why DC isn't just acknowledging Dick Grayson as gay, without really looking into it.

Fellas if they did that they would have to acknowledge why he's a gay icon in the first place, and they've invested so very much in burying that as far into the ground as they possibly can while still making money off of it.