#just imagine megs trying to make salmon for his girls and takes out his gladiatorial sword

[witchofthesouls]

Cybertronians would lose their minds over mushrooms because what do you mind they just quickly sprout after the rain while other plants need way longer time to grow

The deeper they go into fungi, the more mental anguish it gives Cybertronians because even that mystery corner of biology confuses humans, too.

Bless their sparks because it's a mindbender because the Autobots are used to non-living fuel sources, so it's wild to them that there are different types and approaches to it. Like yeast. It's used in bread, and yet humans can get yeast infections? How??? Too many sandwiches and donuts?

(On a side note, due to when and where the Autobots had landed, everything with bread with filling and eaten by hand is a sandwich to them. Hamburgers and hotdogs. Dumplings, buns, and calzones are sealed sandwiches. Tacos and pizza are flatbread, open sandwiches. Pies and cakes are dessert sandwiches.

It's the bread bowl that causes fierce debate.)