#just gonna turn off reblogs on this bc im sure some pro blue life idiot is gonna get pissy
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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years ago
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At least once a week I think about the funeral I worked in college where it was a cop who fuckin bit it bc he was jerking off while choking himself with a belt and the moron accidentally pulled it too tight and killed himself. Nothing but respect for my troops or whatever.
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