#just fucking jazzed about the latter half of s5 in general

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Back to Tucker and Church

Tucker: Aw crap.

Church: Whaddaya mean aw crap? Caboose just got killed.

Tucker: Yeah I know, but I'm pretty sure it's okay. Somehow Wyoming keeps looping us through the same events over and over again. And no one but me seems to remember. I don't know how, but every time he gets hurt things just start-

Back on top of Red Base in front of Wyoming

Church: Yeah? Well, great, glad we could help. I'm sure if you give us enough time we'll just kill ourselves. Save ya some ammo.

Tucker: Yeah, what do you want with my kid anyway?

Wyoming: You don't, remember?

Tucker: Remember? You never told me anything.

Gary: I think it worked, that time.

Wyoming: Apparently. Keep your eye on him next time.

Church: The fuck are you guys talking about? Oh you know what, never mind. Keep talking. Waste time until Tex kills you.

Wyoming: Oh right, dear Tex. You mean, her?

Wyoming lunges at Tex and knockes her down and out again.

Wyoming: Oh poor Tex. Never could understand when she was-

Tucker steps in behind Wyoming and stabs him through the chest with his sword

Tucker: Beaten!?

Wyoming: Oh dear!

Tucker pulls the sword out of Wyoming and Wyoming falls to the ground

Gary: Reggie.

Tucker: That's right bitch. I take care of my kids.