#just for the humour of getting continually eaten by the crew and yet always zailing with that same crew
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crossdressingdeath · 1 year ago
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It is very funny that if you get dined upon at zee your crew kills and eats you and you have your little jaunt on the slow boat and then on returning to London you just go and find the same goddamn crew. The world's most awkward reunion. "Hullo lads, I trust I tasted delicious, hope your return to London didn't wreck my ship. Now then, back to it!" At least they're properly apologetic.
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