#just feels illegal to want to fuck mine. daigo should be the only one fucking him and vice versa like im not a homewrecker
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If you had to choose between banging Aoki and banging Mine, which would you bang?
oh you're all gonna hate me
#these tags are vile dont look in here#snap chats#anyway aoki SORRY#the question of 'who and who not to bang' is a scientific one we have to look at the pros and cons#just feels illegal to want to fuck mine. daigo should be the only one fucking him and vice versa like im not a homewrecker#i am a hole wrecker tho and aoki's free real estate Move Over Im Bouta Get It#it'll be like the fourth time i mentioned it but masato and aoki's fuckability ranges and it's really funny#like masato is fuckable Because He's Fuckable like. he's just attractive Period#aoki's not ugly at all but he doesn't have the same appeal but he does have appeal to my ill brain#like it was the moment i saw him stomp his foot when he missed an attack and throw a fit that i was like 'oh no i have to fuck him'#LIKE ITS SO FUNNY AND PATHETIC LIKE i just know hed cry#not even an attraction thing just solely like. i cant even explain it#im in psychology rn and they are not telling me why i would fuck a character who is not fuckable. Sad!#not to say he doesnt have his cunty moments too like tbh SOMETIMES. i did play this game and go Eyo#sorry everyone the cats out of the bag id fuck the governor#i dont htink it was that much of a secret LMAOOOOOO#sorry.
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WOO LAD THATļæ½ļæ½S A LOT THANK U!!! this got long and i wrote an essay or two LOL so im putting it under a readmore!
3: Best game youāve ever played? WEEEELLLL.......let me preface this with two things: one, i am a FAKE GAMER as in my laptop is not at all made for gaming, itās piss poor, so a big chunk of games iām interested in is because i watched a playthrough of them lol. i have a 3ds but only 3 games on it (animal crossing new leaf, tomodachi life, nintedogs & cats). second, iām very bad at choosing favorites of things.....BUUUUT .....i choooooose, in no particular order, OFF, pigeonetics, elder scrolls oblivion, pathologic classic HD!! iām more than likely forgetting a few though, so sorry about that
4: Worst game youāve ever played? as i said above, cannot choose favorites, neither can i choose whatever the opposite of favorites is but...uhh, does lif even count as a game? like lif, the stupid little furry flash game i remember playing on some shady website. it was surprisingly very active with a BUNCH of people there but i kept dying like every 5 seconds....AWFUL
6: A game thatās changed you the most?Ā WELL define Changed.....ummm aha first thing that comes to mind is OFF. itās one of those things where you never knew you wanted something so fucking bad until you saw it--and itās like that for me. i NEVER knew i loved that odd, surreal, colorful,Ā ālooks playful and simple in some parts but incredibly violent and unnerving in other partsā aesthetic til i played it. like aesthetically i love that game to BITS and something about it just stuck with me til the end of time.
later in life (meaning, past year or so) it changed me because it taught me a lesson about storytelling and creative endeavors. a very useful lesson. which is: things donāt really need to have a meaning. stories, art, music, writing, whatnot, while it CAN be deep and meaningful, while you CAN use it as a way to communicate with the world about all kinds of heartfelt things, it can also be...nothing, really.
once i, as usual, got ridiculously overwhelmingly sad about small things. specifically seeing other people around me come up with all kinds of deep and meaningful characters and stories, sometimes putting them into webcomics or writings of theirs, and they were all so well-thought out and detailed and what i envied most was people put a lot of themselves and their experiences into them, venting and coping through them, whilst also making these larger-than-life grandiose complex stories and worlds and so on and so forth.
it made me look at my own ideas and get mad/frustrated at how shallow they were. but then i remembered OFF and i felt better because Fun Fact, mortis ghost has a now-abandoned dA account and if you go through the comment section on his profile, he answers a lot of fan questions and he mentions several times that the game didnāt really have aĀ āmeaningā, it didnāt really have aĀ ādeeper storyā or moral or anything, really. iām paraphrasing this but i vividly remember him sayingĀ āi wanted to make a game, so i didā.
that made me feel a lot better because it made me realise that sometimes art--especially stories, in my case-- doesnāt NEED to be DEEP or have MEANING...sometimes it can just BE!!!! sometimes it really can just be all about AESTHETICS like who GIVES a shit if thereās a hidden meaning if you take the first letter of all of your charactersā names and put them backwards, sometimes all that matters is if they just VIBE with you yāknow....
yume nikki is similar in this regard bc that game doesnāt have any story other thanĀ ācollect eggā and yet itās so impactful. that game doesnāt have a story or meaning it just IS........ :) GOD THATS SO LONG IM SORRY ABOUT THAT but yeah. funny violent ghostbusting baseball man is a game that changed me :)
7: A game youāll never forget? OFF AGAIN LOL,,, itās just so memorable because of how unique it is. visuals, soundtrack, story, everything is so memorable. unforgettable.Ā oh god you can tell how much i love this damn game canāt you
8: Best soundtrack?Ā yakuza 0, OFF, there is a picture (another game by mortis ghost, again composed by alias conrad coldwood who also composed OFF), pigeonetics (the entire soundtrack of which is here), jojoās bizarre adventure all star battle and eyes of heaven, silent hill 2 & 3, undertale....probably forgetting more but all of these...earcandy
11: Hardest game youāve played? i am a shitty gamer so this is Most games iāve played lol!! but uhh..well you see. hardest game i remember playing as of recent is pathologic classic hd in which itās...not only hard to understand what any character is saying at any given time lol but also, i donāt think itās HARD itās just...you need to focus. you REALLY need to fucking focus and pay attention in this game. so i wouldnāt say its HARD, but iām only putting this here bc itās in recent memory.
i say recent memory because the true answer is susceptible toĀ āyeah, but now youāre older, it must not be so hard.ā as in if i played it now i think iād have a way easier time. but when i was around....10-12 years old i had several ps3 video game adaptations of animated movies and i had SUCH a fucking hard time with them. g-force, bolt and up in particular were fucking HARD. like genuinely, the hardest time i had EVER had in my live playing video games is tied to these three fucking games. g-force and bolt ESPECIALLY. one particular level in bolt took both me AND my sister around a year to fucking finish.
again, i was baby, so i bet iād have a much easier time with them now that iām 17. but for now, in my experience, bolt and g-force for the ps3 were harder than pathologic classic. i think icepick lodge should take a few notes for them for pathologic 2.
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasnāt released yet?Ā STREETS OF KAMUROCHO...i spent the entire day of its release anticipating its launch lol
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting? hmm..most games i like and know about do have voice acting so i dunno....i guess it wouldāve been kind of cool if morrowind had like, full proper voice acting. but i can understand why it only voice acted things like greetings and battle insults because GOD that game is SO...complicated...and as a result, the conversations are so lengthy and text-full. playing morrowind is really like a goddamn book! if it was voice acted iām sure all that information would have to be shortened bc i know no one is going to fucking voice act two whole paragraphs
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover? pigeonetics and yakuza in which instead of being about the criminal underworld itās about shady and unethical pigeon clubs, breeding, racing, etc etc...a lot of illegal shit does happen in the world of pigeons especially when it comes to racing; prized racers have been kidnapped and held for ransom before. and then thereās Avian Cucking: The Sport, where people breed the sexiest pigeons (horseman thief pouters), release them outside to seduce other peopleās sexy pigeons, and bring them back and keepĀ āem, drama ensues. will kiryu ever escape his past as a professional pigeon-napper, and find solace in his new life as a pigeon hobbyist? find out now by playing YACOOZA......
JOKES ASIDES i donāt know i really donāt....umm, pigeonetics and animal crossing somehow?? :O... like, instead of managing your own town itās managing your own loft!...orrrr,Ā the jojo games (all star battle & eyes of heaven) with yakuza, because i think theyāre somewhat similar because theyāre both haha Wacky Silly AND serious over the top fighty-fighting.....or maybe a crossover with OFF and discover my body, which, despite being an incredibly short and obscure indie game i still love to bits for what itās worth. WAIT ANIMAL CROSSING AND MINECRAFT THAT WOULD FUCK SO HARD OH MY GOD
16: Character youāve hated most? From what game? i canāt think of any character i like, HATE...with a burning passion.. there are a few i dislike or have a complicated relationship with though.. iām not interested in the series anymore but ouma from drv3...iāll admit that he is a bit fun sometimes, especially in the very early beginning heās a likeable brat but as the game progresses he becomes more irritating than anything and i have an issue with him in regards to writing, despite the fact that i have never been awake in any english class ever lol. itās too long to put in this already long post but iāll keep it at that. if you like him, well, good for you for finding joy in something i couldnāt! but he just doesnāt do it for me.
AH I JUST REMEMBERED....MINE......FROM YAKUZA 3....maybe iād change my mind if i watched a playthrough of y3 again, because i think you always absorb something better on your second watch (tho i honestly Dont have the energy to do that all over again, the yakuza games are too fucking long), but i really hate his writing. spoilers for y3 but, i think mineās writing, alongside other things in the game, were super messy...and a big part of why i hate him is that not only is he one of thoseĀ ācouldāve had great potential but fell flatā sorta guys but also his love for daigo is seen as some fans as good gay rep and i?????/.............um....WELL letās just say that, i think people nowadays will see any gay character ever in any circumstance and say itās good gay rep just based off the fact that A Gay Character exists....he was Not, good gay rep imo....he was not, let alone, Good. .........
17: What game do you never tell people you play? canāt think of any games i wouldnāt tell people i play.. idk exactly what this questionās asking. does it mean what game you donāt tell ppl you play bc youāre embarrassed about it...? iām not very embarrassed by any of them. the only thing that comes close, i guess, is uhh lioden and wolvden. iāve only interacted with those communities a LITTLE TINY WEE BIT, yet of what iāve seen itās a goddamn dumpster fire and iād never want to be associated with them lol
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival? iām well aware itāll never happen and that itās more a wet dream than anything but...PT/silent hills..... on a more realistic/ācould happenā note, PIGEONETICS!!!! SERIOUSLY, itās an amazing game about amazing animals and it teaches genetics in a very simplified and efficient way!! genetics is SO hard for me to understand, i fucking hated studying it but this game really helped me understand how it works AND its super engaging and interesting!! HOWEVER, of all the pigeon genes we know of, only a handful were seen in pigeonetics and iād LOVE a sequel that employs new game mechanics AND new genes!! i wanna learn about bronze and stencil genes! i wanna learn about phenotypes like grizzled and pied!!! genes like sooty and dirty!!! @ UNIVERSITY OF UTAH GENETICS DEPARTMENT PLEASE IM BEGIGNG YOU
20: What was the first video game you ever played? earliest memories of Gaming involves me at my auntās house playing two games: super mario brothers and some kind of trapeze game. i donāt remember anything else though
21: How old were you when you first played a video game? i canāt remember but i mustāve been REAL tiny.... 6-9 years, maybe??
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do? immerse myself meaning go into their world...? huh....on one hand iād like to go in the world of yakuza 0 to play in the arcades and do whore related activities but iād also love to go into the world of animal crossing (and iām pretty sure iād be some sort of generic dromaeosaurid in that game!!) and shop, chat with villagers, do chores for them, go fishing, bug hunting, eat delicious fucking food like the apples mangos peaches cherries etc etc.....OH AND FOSSIL HUNTING THATāS THE BEST PART!! though it would definetly be a little weird, to be a little dinosaur and finding a fossil of a...little dinosaur....i guess the non-sentient species went extinct and the dinosaur i am is some kind of, descendant of a sapient non-avian dinosaur that survived the k-pg extinction event...oh but who cares all i want is a cool little ambulocetus fossil or something. and some cherry pie :)
26: Handheld or console? my old ps3 just went kaput one day years ago so i havenāt used it in years so i canāt compare well... but iād say handheld, because it lets me like DO stuff more...would love to get a console one day, a ps4 maybe but iām kinda worried itāll make me stay in one room all day wasting away my time when thereās other stuff i can do, yāknow? but something handheld like my 3ds, on the other hand...i can do stuff with it. i can take it to my room and play it between breaks i take as i clean the room and fold my clothes, i can watch something on the tv and play the game during ad breaks, i can take it outside too if it has charge to last me a while! so....handheld i guess
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry? yakuza 0 and undertale in particular have ALMOST made me fucking bawl with many of its moments....yakuza 0 especially, after that Fucking Ending i had trouble sleeping because oh my fucking god. video game people SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28: Which characterās clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29:Ā Which is more important, gameplay or story? HMMM....well, if i were to play a game with a shitty story but really good and fun gameplay iād probably continue playing it for the gameplay. but if i played a game with shitty gameplay but an interesting story, there is a chance iād play it more for the sake of the story but also i might just quite and see the rest of the story on youtube or something. iām more likely to go through a boring story for fun gameplay than go through boring gameplay for an interesting story, so i guess gameplay is more important to me....that is, WHEN i actually own and play a game as opposed to when i just watch someone play a game because i donāt own the game but wanna know abt the story lol
30:Ā A game that hasnāt been localized in your country that you think should be localized? i have no idea how video game localization really works....but i assume localizing a game in india would mean something like, removing content according to cultural norm and also somehow translating it into the 22 official languages..? or just two or three language if itās tied to a particular state, which seems way more doable. i honestly have no idea? iāve never interacted w the indian gaming community that much to be honest, all i know of it is of the video games iāve seen sold in some game stores and a few whispers about like solid snake or whoever from my schoolās cafeteria....the most popular games here, to my knowledge, are those very streamable games like fortnite and PUBG and your call of duties and whatnot. those generic shooters. and even then, that honestly isnāt theĀ āindianā gaming community bc this country is so FUCKHUGE, itās just tamil nadu. one state.
soooo, according to what little i know of gaming interests in where i live, i donāt think any of the games i like should be localized here bc i donāt really think thereās an audience for it as far as i can tell :( maybe animal crossing? itās a fun little games for all ages and i think it has a chance of becoming popular here, so maybe that is worth a shot! but i canāt think of any other game that i like that really has an audience here (other than Me lol)
#asks#stommevrouw#THANK U EVIE THIS WAS SO FUNNNNNNN#WOOF haha this made me tired#im probably hitting the bed now! thank u!!
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i made refs for myself solely for color picking and so i remember how i draw daigoās pants and im too busy cackling at daigo In General when put in between these two
#daigo dojima#masato arakawa#yoshitaka mine#snap sketches#snap chats#Spot My Fave (IMPOSSIBLE)#listen... if rgg didnt want to go all out with daigo then i will. Maybe.#i couldve done more tbh but i mean i draw him with piercings on one ear so you cant even see that#i fight god every day trying to decide whether i should give him a collar or not but i think that'd be overkill so i dont#i also have a ref sheet for their 'iconic' looks but i just wanted to share this one cause daigo's so funny#he's like a horrible mash up of mine and masato#speaking of tho i dont like drawing masato standing. feels wrong- illegal even i just need to properly see everything#but yeah no i love how i only fuck with daigo's design so heavily#like masato is literally almost the perfect corp goth to me as he is i dont wanna touch him#but daigo... cmon son i know you got more bullshit in you...#anyway thats it for this ramble. im gonna go draw somethin silly with mine and aoki now cause i realized somethin while drawin
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