#just came back from a bachelor party in florida with some very cishet southern gentlemen
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Yeah, I KNOW I make a lot of nipple jokes bruh, I am among the privileged nip-less few. It is my right, NAY, my DUTY to tap into a niche sub-sub-sub-genre of queer humor that knocks the cishets dead and magically helps them use the correct pronouns.
"Oh, I live pretty North and they deemed my nipples a public health hazard in the winter months. I had them removed so as not to poke out eyes."
"I donated them to MLM: Mamas Lacking Mammaries."
"Where are my nips? I mean, they're right- OH DEAR GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN"
"One cannot purple a nurp when there is no nurple to purp, and that's the first step to winning the war."
And they can't not laugh! Or they aren't a savvy ally! They're duty-bound lest they be deemed a transphobe! Such! Is! My Power!
#trans#transmasc#top surgery#just came back from a bachelor party in florida with some very cishet southern gentlemen#and what a trip it was#i forget that there are many folks who dont even know top surgery is a thing#i mean why would they?#it's not in their bubble just like so much of their world is outside of mine#but it's real lovely when we get to merge those bubbles and learn a little more about each other
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