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lesbian-salamander · 5 months ago

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splatoon (especially 3) is just "simultaneously the best and worst thing ever" in every aspect isnt it.

the character design is so amazingly creative but god forbid a woman is fat or non-humanoid

the world-building and lore is so well crafted filled with care but the story is always mediocre with a singular paid exception

the gameplay loop between all modes is so smooth and the way each weapon plays even if weak is still fun but if you have motion sickness have fun playing with a insane disadvantage, or if you have carpal tunnel you just dont get to play 2 weapons, or if you get easily overwhelmed with the music you dont even get to turn it off

and if youre into competitive, patches are usually making the game better but do nothing about what the real problems are at best or slowly build up to create new problems

#long post #i guess #sorry im literally only here for deep cut and the villain quartet at this point tbh 👎#this series desperately needs a new direction in s4 but looking at how itll probably be a launch title on the switch successor.....#i have doubts. it's a shame cuz i love this series so much and as said #theres very good things about it #but it suffers so much from what i assume is rushing or poor direction #and other things are just general nintendo problems like the complete disregard for accessibility or misogynistic character principles #just aiuhhhhgggg #it's frustrating and it's part of why i am trying to just get away from the game as my main thing #yeah it's pretty damn good world-building and lore and music and octo expansion was fucking awesome #but i cant recommend this game series to people i absolutely love irl because they're disabled in a way that splatoon ignores #because they can't personally look over the pattern of how girls are designed #and because of that i just don't recommend it to anyone at all beside “i think the music is good”#SORRY i really want this series to be the best it can be and obviously growing up with it and Splatoon 3 legitimately saving my life #i just get so disappointed.#ok rant over

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