#just a scrunkly little meat guy

[lovelywingsart]

I got another new bab from NaldThal on toyhouse and I love him SO MUCH

His name is Flick

He's my cracked out little gremlin child with rabid chihuahua energy and I absolutely adore him uwu

//Thal makes amazing designs and usually I try not to horde them all (also partially due to money-), but I genuinely could not go without him.

He's so dumb.

I don't think he'll be fully be one of my Resident Evil OCs, but you can bet your ass I'm eventually drawing him with Emelia and Karl.

I can tell you right now that he freaks Karl out and it's great.//

[vermwerm]

very normal queenkaard headcanons (1/2)

sorry this has to be a 2 parter cuz. i legitimately could not fit the entire thing in here

I totally dont have problems /s Yippee rou headcanons that make no amount of sense and that i wont explain!! For rou ive probably repeated some of these as, the list is very. long. He takes good care of his hair He likes pirates a very normal amount He hast adhd Rou very frequently forgets his accent around Queen He disregards his health in all aspects, a lot He uh. Eats raw meat- i dont know why i added this tbh, maybe its cuz i gave him sharp teeth He constantly wears Queens sweaters n stuff Ok ive seen this hc like. 3 times, but he can play piano He doesnt really, find himself worthy of much at all. Unless his worth is “given” to him by other people he doesnt believe he can give himself any sort of hint of being more than a laughing stock He has heterochromia He is. Always sleepy I have an entire list of things he would try and eat, theres like 30 things on there He smells like rainwater or coffee He does that thing ferrets do, where they like dont wake up when you try n wake them but they arent dead He either doesnt know how to cook at all and will set the kitchen on fire or he knows how to cook very well cuz malewife He is either a fucking god or just this silly little guy everyone laughs at He make bug noises Yeah he can blep, the entire family (lancer, queen, rou) can!! He hates King (hes just like me fr) He hates being alone, ironic cuz he lives alone but lancer visited him, and then ofc que appeared and ghhhsjhrenerggjfr Why did i add this wth, he has hydroreceptors or smth He doesnt have bones, why would he?? He can melt into a little Rou puddle He likes to snuggle up to que all the time, and for the most part immedietly reciprocates any affection he gets from her Im torn between if he can down an entire bottle of that psycho serum hot sauce shit and not feel a thing or eat one taki and die He calls Que “schönes” a lot (basically means beautiful in german) He cant stand sweet things/overly sugary things, but he does like black licorice and cinnamon candies He has memorized how to play a lot of card games, and in Card Castle would often play said games with Lancer

He prolly has to ask every like. 3 seconds what the fuck Que is saying cuz her frequent use of internet slang Rouxls gets swooned when Queen, yknow? He very rarely gets positive attention, so he normalized (kinda glorified) negative attention in his head, but ofc que andnshujrfhrhrghkrgh and basically he kind of always wants her attention cuz he knows she wont be.. A dickhead- If he got positive. Affection. He would cry He probably likes Will WoodHas the possibility of being emo when teenager Very rarely gets sleep, either temp insomnia or just forcing himself to stay up Im not too sure abt this one, but what if, jelly organs His posture is terrible, he looks like a blue shrimp when he sits Awwww the scrunkly 🥰🥺🥺🥺 double tap if youd scrunkly the when 😆 (imsorry) He can kinda mold his skin- cuz yknow… slime…. But he can only do it for a short period of time I have a list of blue moths, aka Rouxls moths I maybe partially imagine his mother is a crunchy mom and thats one of the sources for his problems He often misjudges how loud he is, so he could be talking like. To what seems to him as yelling but it seems very neutral to everyone else. And what he imagines neutral in his head is very quiet- that makes no sense Rou prolly has agoraphobia, like a lot of phobias tbh Ok time for huge block of text: he has a lot of mental illnesses tbh (oemgee hes just liek me-) but he tries to push them into obscurity, which isnt healthy at all!! What a surprise. But im unsure of whether or not mental help would exist in Castle Town, so he doesnt really know what hes doing is really fucking bad, he doesnt really tell anyone, and he also cant get help for his mental problems. He constantly tries to ignore his problems, using either an unhealthy or very rarely healthy . ignoring?? Mechanism????? Thats not the right term but whatever. Like any, bottled up mental problem, he sometimes lashes out. But he feels really horrible afterwards, he doesnt do anything detrimental but like yeah.. anywaye I dont think mental health problems would be stigmatized in castle town, but considering Rouxls is well. Rouxls. its more likely for people to immediately form a bias against him for something that if he was anyone else, they wouldnt hold said bias. hypocritical but common, some people who stay by their beliefs wont but like i said, its common for people to hold something over someone they dont likes head that they otherwise have said they hold no negative opinions on. I drew him in, Lady Demistrescus dress once. I now expect more people to draw him in that /j Whenever he tries to get back into the hobbies he originally gave up on, hes always quite scared of messing up his hair (at least with hobbies that can. Do that- like painting) so yippee bun rouxls He has a list of his favorite moths, almost every moth you can find is on there He has probably gotten a nose bleed so bad hes passed out. This has also probably happened multiple times He is transmasc, transfemm, and enby at the same time He loves doing his makeup <33 He sometimes, gets dressed all nice somedays even when he has nothing to do. He just “wants to feel pretty” yknow

He eats kitkats the immoral way He may have a heart chamber, but as much as i love adding bug aspects to characters i like im unsure if i want to keep this headcanon

[violence-killing-machine]

I feel like “ranking” the TF2 mercs based on

When I like to play them

How I like to play them

How much I like to play them

How much effort I put into my loadout

Their character

How much I enjoy playing against them

So, let’s go:

Scout:

I play scout when snipers are pinning an area down or I want to goof.

I play scout as he was intended: jumppy

I don’t play scout as much as I used to, but doing meat-shots is always fun so I’d say 6/10

Wrapped assassin with the baby-faces blaster or Force-a-nature are the main facets of my loadout, because silly.

He’s a little bitch, but hes nice and silly at heart. 7/10

Scouts are fun to play against! A fight with a good scout is always a fun challenge!

Soldier:

I don’t!

I play soldier in a very cool and niche way: acedently blowing myself up frequently

I don’t! 1/10

No-siree!

He is my scrunkly little guy! 7/10

AIRBLAST AIRBLAST AIRBLAST- (mistimed the airblast)

Pyro:

King of the Hill, offensively on attack/ defend, defensively on CTF

Flanking and combo-ing

Pyro main until I discovered demoknight (still play a lot tho) 8/10

Backburner, flaregun/Panic Attack, Axtinguisher

SO SO SO SO SO SILLY 11/10

Pyro players are either silly or super aggressive, when encountering a Pyro, you must match their energy

Demo:

Offensively on Payload, Attack/defend, and control points

Demoknight !!

YOU HAVE A SWORD IN A GAME ABOUT FIGHTING WITH GUNS AND BOMBS, 10/10

The Booties, the Tide Turner, and the Eyelander or claydmore

Tavish Finnegan DeGroot is the most powerful name ever 10/10

I walk directly into sticky traps because I forget what team I’m on and think they’re a teammates

Heavy:

Defensively on attack defense if it’s the last control point

I play him like a sentry, firing at anything that moves

I don’t find him fun to play 5/10

Stock + Panic Attack (I don’t have lunchbox items)

He is so nice and strong and sandvich!!! 8/10

Usually a Challenge that feels fun to attempt

Engie:

Defensively on any core gamemode

Turtleing, but in an area that actually helps my team with my dispenser.

Play him a lot! Can get boring. 8/10

Frontier Justice + stock (don’t have many unlocks)

Dell isn’t very present in the comics despite playing an important roll. He is nicer than the other mercs in general 7/10

Half the classes I play are counters to him, the other half are countered by him.

Medic:

Just whenever there isn’t one, or I feel like it, or I’m in a good mood

Healing folk, aggressing enemy medics, trying to kill any scout I see

My main 12/10

Don’t have many unlocks, other than the solemn vow (which I do use)

He’s gay and a mad scientist 10/10

Always fun

Sniper:

I don’t

I don’t

I have slowish reaction time and can’t play him well 3/10

Stock cause I don’t change his loadout

Gay and mentally ill (8/10)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spy:

When a Sniper or a Engie is getting a little too annoying

Disguise as a teammate, and use the Dead-Ringer to feign

He’s not my favorite to play, backstabbing is satisfying tho 6/10

Dead-Ringer + stock

Mean :( 5/10

AAAAAAA it’s fun 8/10

[pascal-oswell]

Hi, friend 💕

Me again. I'm here to give you FE3H and TOH of you want ✨

YAAAAA NESSA!!!!!! i do want to i like talking about things i like hiii

fe3h -

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) : its not that true anymore but ill still say edelgard considering how much i lost my shit over her back when i was actively playing the game. also dorothea

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) : idk probably bernadetta. i kinda dont like how exagerated her behaviour can be at time for funsies value but also id tuck her in and kiss her good night and kill anyone who wishes her harm

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) : where's the manuela love. i love this mess of a woman. her tag is SO dry i still cant believe it. and WHY is she only ever with hanneman dear LORD

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) : i have no idea. maybe the monastery's cats. its been too long for me to remember a char like that 😭 i wont say that one guard bc hes far too well known to count

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) : i mean i feel like edie fits the controversial part but she doesn't feel like a poor little meow meow. i dont like dimitri i cant say that. whos a poor little meow meow in this game??? is linhardt one?? ill put him here just so people know i like him. there u go.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) : i am throwing lorenz into the meat grinder as we speak :-) hes funny but hes funnier when terrible things happen to him

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) : idk. rhea maybe. not in a mega hate way though i dont have anyone i viscerally hate really. or annette's dad etc etc.

toh (i still havent finished s2) -

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) : mmmh idk..... i dont have any HUGE fav bc i like most chars honestly but i do have a special fondness for lilith

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) : i like king :)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) : do the blight twins count. i remember liking them theyre silly. the school's principal also i think hes a nice guy

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) : god only knows

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) : i feel like if u stopped at s1 i could still say lilith but otherwise. idk. who the hell even is controversial

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) : funnily enough. also lilith. put that lady through situations RIGHT NOW

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) : BELOS????? or that one guy who was trying to capture the not-luz creature i forgot their name

[corvidcall]

fnaf? (obligatory) for the meme

also homestuck?

blorbo (favorite character): i am so obsessed with michael afton. when i learned the player character of sister location was the shithead brother from fnaf 4 and the son of the purple guy my third eye opened and i got so invested in the series. mike did that.

scrunkly (my baby): HELPY helpy is my angel and i love him. seeing him brings me joy. in pizza sim when you fuck up the ballpit minigame and helpy breaks his back i cry laughing every time

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i think all my faves are probably properly rated and appreciated. except like. the entirety of fnaf 4. (yeah yeah i know everyone thinks the nightmare animatronics are overdesigned and "not scary anymore" because of it but also i think that most people agree that 4 is the scariest in the series so. which is it. i see Nightmare and i piss myself. what do you want.)

glup shitto (obscure fave): Plushtrap. not necessarily as like. his own character or anything but i think in the context of fnaf 4 plushtrap can hold some really interesting metaphorical weight. like... youre playing as the son of a serial killer, and there's a part in the game where you can be spared some torment if you're able to perfectly anticipate the movements of a monster??? Hm.

poor little meow meow (“problematic” fave): they should give gregory a real gun and he should get to shoot as many animatronics as he wants.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): im putting william afton in the plinko as we speak

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): at the bottom of the plinko is the gate to superhell but it does nothing. he always comes back baby!

for homestuck:

blorbo (favorite character): DAVESPRITE. look im a big dave stan. all versions of dave. alpha, beta, candy, meat. all of them. but davesprite is very special to me. the original blorbo. imagine leaving behind your doomed timeline so you can stop past you from making your same mistakes and then you just have to watch a different version of yourself succeed. and also youre a bird now

scrunkly (my baby): HARRY ANDERSON EGBERT. i love john and roxy’s gay ass musical theater son. what a cute guy

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley. a lot of people hated her but a lot of people in the homestuck fandom are filled with hate and couldnt stop consuming a piece of media they didnt like. i loved Yiffy and i wish i could have seen what her deal was.

glup shitto (obscure fave): Tagora Gorjek, from Friendsim! this one should come as no surprise to people who played friendsim lmao. of course i love the slimy unethical lawyer with “used care salesman” energy. i also liked the hot clown. also unsurprising

poor little meow meow (“problematic” fave): I really liked HS^2 Dirk! I know a lot of people were Big Mad about it and thought it was reversing all his character development from HS, but personally i found him really grating in HS and really compelling in HS^2. Like. idk realizing/deciding that the thing that will save your whole universe is someone needs to be a villain and youre the only one really qualified to do it, salvation through damnation, i will martyr myself by never letting anyone know im a martyr. its good shit. i love that.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I really love Eridan and I really love Equius but i also wanna put them each in a jar and shake them around

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): I hate Caliborn, and not in a fun haha way but like he genuinely made me so uncomfortable that I stopped reading Homestuck for like 9 months.

[lofthousezzz]

csrverse? 👀

blorbo: ghost batter ofc, love that guy!! He has big hands for big holding

scrunkly: bad batter I would like to feed him meat, I will toss it like a frisbee he will go get it

scrimblo bimblo: alpha's design is so cool NO ONE TALKS ABT ALPHA!! Also hula hoops are cool so extra points for that

gulp shitto: I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY ELSEN SO MUCH SOOO MUCH!!! He's so silly and cute I like how he's the save point in BX:E (if I remember correctly)

poor little meow meow: Flo, he looks like Scott the Woz, probably DOES own a million copies of fling-smash like Scott the Woz, and is just all around a bit of a pathetic guy, (if he doesn't have fire around). I think he almost gets decked in a cutscene too! Poor little meow meow!

Horse Plinko: I want to show Cambrian creatures to Lepi I think he'd lose his mind at how complex yet simple they are

Eeby Deeby: fuck the creators idk if they have a canon name but fuck them fuck them for hurting ghost and bad TO SUPER HELL THEY GO!!!!!!

[goose-books]

godsong or if someone asked already quark

TY ANON i'll do quark :3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): i think about caelum and dawn so often. i cannot untwine them from each other or from my own adolescence (tripped & made their respective storylines very personal and almost prophetic for my own life? insert quark prophecy joke, etc)

scrunkly (my "baby," character that gives me cuteness aggression): augustus is my babygirl (masc) and also the best character in quark. i want to kiss his forehead

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i don't talk NEARLY enough about shade when he is one of the guys of all time. he's a genius. he's a burnout. he's a cynic. he's a pianist. he's addicted to caffeine. he's on very heavy duty psychological medication. he is a man with long hair. he wears a cape and somehow makes it work

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and i won't shut up about it for a week): quark has SO many background characters but rn i'm thinking about lucretia who is a repurposed version of my lesbian javert from a scrapped project and she's literally just a normal woman who did a bit of investigating and guessed nearly every detail about the magical world solely through inductive reasoning. epitome of that kid from the good place

poor little meow meow ("problematic"/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): i mean. objectively caelum is Thee poor little meow meow of quark. that man cries like it is his fucking day job. he is a sopping wet plushie in a puddle getting stepped on. but i also want to say marble because the silverbloods are catlike and i think it's funny. people who have heard this joke close your eyes: marble is a distinguished big meow meow

horse plinko (character i would torment for fun, for whatever reason): caelum is sliding tragically through the plinko in his gay little coat but it's okay he's resigned to it it's his destiny

eeby deeby (character i would send to superhell): CRUSHING LUCINDA IN MY EPIC MEAT FIST. "WHO IS LUCINDA" DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

[tharacelehar]

Fandom: saiyuki?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): This.... is probably Sanzo. Like Sanzo is my favorite of the ikkou, and I enjoy reading fic from his POV the most. I have spent a lot of time thinking about Sanzo. However, a close second would be Yaone?

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): I don't think this is an emotion that I experience in relation to Saiyuki. But any time we see baby versions of most of the main characters I do experience the "OH MY GOD I CAN'T PROTECT THEM" emotion which is probably very similar. Especially baby Sanzo. Why did 99.9% of the adults around baby Sanzo have to be so fucking creepy? Couldn't he have just have like one adult besides Koumyou who was normal about him?

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): oh I guess this one is Yaone actually!!! I just think she's neat. It's very cute when she and Hakkai do their polite dance of trying to murder each other. I know people think that Yaone is boring or whatever and like... there to be scantily clad because this is a 90s anime but I love her. That's my girl.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Is... is Sharak an obscure fave? I feel like with Saiyuki there's been so little Saiyuki for so many years (NOT Minekura's fault, I hope she's doing okay these days) that any character showing up is like... SO much. And I don't count the Kou-tachi as obscure but they are the most likely to show up in the background for .2 seconds. If Sharak showed up in the background though now that her arc is over I wouldn't shut up for a week though.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): I mean this is Saiyuki, so everyone in this jeep-that-is-also-a-dragon would be a Problematic Fave in another fandom, but let's go with: Tenjin. You know like. The creepy guy who digs up corpses to feed to the birds. Look at him. He's never done anything wrong in his life. Those people were dead! They weren't using their bodies and the birds have to eat! If he eats meat his stomach gets upset. :(

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I enjoy Hakkai Angst Hours!! I love when Hakkai has to Confront His Past. I love when Hakkai has hangups about stuff in fic and deals with it in the Least Productive Way Possible. I do think that Chin Yisou is one of the best arcs.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Li Touten? Is that safe to say? I don't actually even have a lot of emotions about Nataku, but I do want Li Touten DEAD. Also Gojyo's mom.

[ova-kakyoin]

hello yes can i please get bonkle for the fandom ask game

Blorbo: Onewa holy shit you are the worst i fucking hate you i cant stand you you are my favorite character and genuinely the most homosexual character i have ever come across shout out to him collapsing mata nuis windpipe

Scrunkly: TAKUA!!! HE WANTS TO BE HELD!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! (takua from the sets only tho, takua from the movie is my sleep paralysis demon) (also bonus point to matoro he is a friend you will treat him as such he has suffered enough)

Scrimblo bimblo: nuju, he is such a guy his character arc is a circle and that is simultaneously hilarious and really fucking sad mans has intensely severe abandonment issues and is morosexual for the people who gave him his abandonment issues

Glup shitto: listen man there are like 2 unimportant characters in this series but my least important fav is dume holy shit straight up got replaced by makuta and no one fucking noticed cause hes just like that ig??? Clown behavior

Poor little meow meow: matau and onewa both have called vakama slurs multiple times but listen (also they share a voice actor and thats just the best theyre besties)

Horse plinko: mans has already suffered a shit ton but putting lewa in the meat grinder is always funny and interesting i refuse to stop

Super hell: mata nui <3 die again robot man youe movie was boring

[rankuros]

yyh for tha fandom thingy

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

i really do love all of them so much they are all sooooo good, but i guess it's gotta be kurama. i just think togashi knocked it out of the park. ancient demon flees to the human world to use a human body as a meat shield and then realizes when it's too late that he's loved and he loves in return. the identity struggles the secrets GOD it's so good i could go on. connecting the landline to fuckin yomi's castle so his mom can call and check on him? I LOVE HIM.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

KUWABARA for the aforementioned tough guys who love cats!! big strong guy soffftttttt heart. he loves his friends so much and his friends love him and that's what it's all about. he's perfect i love him 100000/10.

honorable mention to hiei who is essentially a tiny feral kitten screaming at the people trying to socialize him. hiei and kuwabara are both so shaped in opposite ways

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

according to my dash everyone loves her but SHIZURUUUUUUU wife wife wife wife wife

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

kurama's mom i think we need A LOT!!!! more info on her!!! i want a spin-off that's just about her raising her weird son. my favorite yyh fic of all time is about her raising her weird son. she must be such a good mom i want to know everything about her i want all of kurama's friends to call her mom like i call my friends moms' mom, i have so many emotions about moms

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

shishiwakamaru he's the bestworst. i love how everyone else comes around and he continues to be kind of a dick like he's got a reputation to protect. just be fucking nice we know you think you're cool but you're not you're a loser. swallow your pride it's unbecoming

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

koenma stop putting children in dangerous situations challenge

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

BOTH toguros. i know i'm supposed to have some feelings about the younger one by the end of that arc but he just does not land for me. the older one is definitely more evil but they can both go together idc