#just a raisin ~ reisein

[gensokyogarden]

"Did you know Yorihime has the properties of both 'boss' and 'mom'"

[gensokyogarden]

"I have plenty of friends. We talk about FNAF and Mega Men."

[gensokyogarden]

"Nah, I'd win ~"

"I wouldn't."

[gensokyogarden]

"Happy Homestuck day."

[gensokyogarden]

"Just tell them about Megaman lore! It's where my rizz comes from."

"Darn it, she gave her pick-up line first; now I'm out of ideas."

[gensokyogarden]

"I'm the real Reisen."

[gensokyogarden]

"You'd rather put your life on the line fighting youkai than work at BurgerVampire?"

"Yes."

[gensokyogarden]

"Sure you could defeat a Toyohime."

"But could you defeat a Toyohime making full use of her sea and mountain linking, her atom purifying fan, her boundary manipulation, with luck eternally in her favor, the entirety of the Lunarian Defense Corp at her beck and call, who just finished munching on celestial peaches and has a bomb attached to Reisen."

"WHAT WAS THE LAST PART?"

[gensokyogarden]

"CHARGE"

"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!"

「TRIPLE MOON RABBIT DEATH BARRAGE」

[gensokyogarden]

"Incredible. Did you know that Eirin has the properties of both 'mom' and 'sent me back into space instead of protecting me?'

"I knew that. Did you also know that lady Toyohime has the properties of both 'mom' and 'doesn't yell at me when I mess up my training'?"

[gensokyogarden]

"Well, she's like my boss and also my mom."

"That's interesting, what makes you say that?"