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xysidhequeen · 2 years ago

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OMG THIS SNIPPET IS EVERYTHING ILY!!!

afjfhg Danny bullying Dick about the mold is my favourite thing in the World.

get his ass <3

Hello, Anon. I have more treats. A continuation because Danny mercilessly bullying Dick is the best thing I've ever written. This boy will never let Dick live Mold Man down. Moldgate? Moldageddon?

Anyways, this is directly after the last snippet. Same scene.

"The Ghost of uncleaned apartments past is coming back to haunt you." Jason said matter of factly, losing the battle to keep his laughter inside when Dick's face transformed into one of the deepest betrayal. Danny was holding onto his act with his fingernails, but Jason could feel the thick amusement clouding the air, feeding his own raucous laughter as he struggled to get in a breath, eventually failing at that and delving into silent laughter.

"But if you're really set on using mold as your method of world domination, I suppose we can help you. We can work something out in the lab instead of you using your living room as an illegal bio-lab. It is only isn't safe for you to keep your experiments so close to your food. Trust me, you do not want animated food attacking you first thing in the morning." Danny continued speaking, voice rising to be heard over Jason, who had collapsed half off the couch, head buried in the cushions to try to contain himself.

"Am I still dreaming? This has to be a dream, right?" Dick was asking the air now, and Jason tried to raise his head, only to catch Danny's eyes and fall back into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

#xy answers #tkahrk au #tkahrk #the king and his red knight au #the king and his red knight #danny phantom au #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc #I enjoy interaction especially asks so im handing out little treats anytime someone gives me one #also this scene has me laughing and i wrote jt #just Danny being an unrepentant little shit and fucking with Dick is the best thing #hes basically already Dick's little brother(in law)#Dick is actually really enjoying this #hed like it more if he wasnt the target of bullyinf #but to be fair 5 mins ago Danny was bullying Jason with the same vigor so fair is fair #Danny is an equal opportunity bully he will turn his chaos on any target with no hesitation #Danny Nightingale an agent of chaos and equal rights #Jason is watching with the glee only a younger sibling watching their golden child older sibling getting dunked on can understand #Dick is planning his speech for Jason and Danny's wedding while trying to scramble together a comeback to this roast #'So i first met Danny after he broke into my home and cleaned my apartment and then staged an invervention about my mold'#'it was then that I knew this man would one day be a part of my family through marriage or adoption I wasnt picky'#Babs watching this from the bugs she has in Dick's apartment: Who is this kid and can *I* marry him? this is amazing #wait until Danny finds out Dick is a cop hea going to be so much more disappointed in him #'Dick I can accept you becoming a supervillain. i cannot accept you being a cop. an agent of the corrupt goverment.'#'I didnt raise you to be like this'#Dick: You didnt raise me at all?? and im older??#Danny: can you prove it?

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