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What Your Shoes Say About Your Psychic Energy?

Ever wondered what your favorite shoes reveal about your spiritual vibe? 👠✨ Turns out, the type of shoes you wear can say a lot about your psychic energy and even your future! Heels? You’re channeling some serious boss energy, ready to take on the world. Flats? You’re all about staying grounded and keeping it real. Sneakers? You’re adaptable, always ready for life’s next adventure. Boots? You’ve got a strong, protective energy, ready to face any challenge.

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Here’s a detailed look at what different types of women’s shoes might reveal about your psychic and spiritual energy:

Stilettos – 👠 Stilettos often reflect a strong ambition and drive for success. They suggest that you’re ready to face challenges head-on and climb the ladder of success with confidence and poise. 🌟

Ballet Flats – 👡 Ballet flats indicate grace, balance, and a down-to-earth nature. They symbolize a grounded and serene personality, someone who finds comfort in simplicity and elegance. 🌸

Ankle Boots – 👢 Ankle boots show a blend of practicality and fierceness. They often signify that you are both practical in your approach and ready to face challenges with a bold attitude. 🔥

Sneakers – 👟 Sneakers suggest versatility and adaptability. They indicate that you are always ready for new adventures and are adaptable to various situations, showing a dynamic and energetic personality. ⚡

Wedges – 👠 Wedges symbolize a steady ascent toward your goals. They reflect confidence and a strong belief in your abilities, helping you maintain balance while pursuing your dreams. 🏆

Kitten Heels – 👠 Kitten heels are associated with subtlety and elegance. They reveal a gentle and sophisticated approach to life, embracing beauty and grace without overwhelming others. 💫

Gladiator Sandals – 🩴 Gladiator sandals represent a warrior spirit. They indicate that you are prepared to fight for what you believe in and have a strong, determined character. 🏹

Loafers – 👞 Loafers reflect comfort in tradition and staying true to your roots. They signify a reliable and grounded individual who values stability and practicality. 🛤️

Thigh-High Boots – 👢 Thigh-high boots convey empowerment and a daring attitude. They show that you have a bold, confident personality and are not afraid to make a statement. 💪

Moccasins – 🥿 Moccasins suggest a deep connection to nature and inner peace. They reflect a person who values comfort and harmony and is grounded in their spiritual beliefs. 🌿

Platform Shoes – 👠 Platform shoes indicate boldness and confidence. They show that you stand tall in your beliefs and are not afraid to showcase your unique personality. 🌈

Mary Janes – 👠 Mary Janes are associated with nostalgia and simplicity. They reveal a love for classic style and a playful, yet straightforward, approach to life. 🌻

Espadrilles – 🩴 Espadrilles represent an easygoing and carefree attitude. They suggest that you embrace life’s pleasures and are in tune with the joy of living. 🌞

Mules – 👠 Mules signify open-mindedness and a willingness to explore new experiences. They reflect a person who is ready to take on new adventures with a positive outlook. 🌟

Chelsea Boots – 👢 Chelsea boots are linked to reliability and readiness. They show that you are dependable and prepared for any situation that comes your way. 🚀

Flip-Flops – 🩴 Flip-flops symbolize a relaxed and easygoing nature. They indicate that you go with the flow and are content with the simple pleasures in life. 🌊

Cowboy Boots – 👢 Cowboy boots represent independence and a love for adventure. They show that you have a strong, free-spirited personality with a taste for exploration. 🌵

Pumps – 👠 Pumps are associated with confidence and power. They signify that you are ready to take charge and assert your presence in both personal and professional settings. 🚀

Peep-Toe Heels – 👠 Peep-toe heels reflect curiosity and openness. They show that you are open to new experiences and have a playful, yet sophisticated, side. 🎉

Slides – 🩴 Slides suggest a laid-back and content approach to life. They indicate that you find joy in the simple things and have a relaxed attitude toward challenges. 🍃

Combat Boots – 👢 Combat boots symbolize resilience and strength. They reflect a person who is prepared to face any battle and stands firm in their beliefs. 💥

Oxford Shoes – 👞 Oxford shoes represent intellectuality and attention to detail. They indicate that you have a love for learning and are meticulous in your approach to life. 📚

T-Strap Heels – 👠 T-strap heels blend tradition with modernity. They show that you appreciate classic styles while also incorporating contemporary elements into your life. 🌟

Clogs – 🥿 Clogs reflect practicality and comfort. They suggest that you value a grounded, straightforward approach to life and find joy in simplicity. 🛋️

Sock Boots – 👢 Sock boots indicate a trendsetter with a unique style. They show that you are confident in your individuality and willing to stand out from the crowd. 💃

Slingbacks – 👠 Slingbacks signify precision and elegance. They reflect a person who pays attention to details and carries themselves with grace and sophistication. 💫

Rain Boots – 🩴 Rain boots represent preparedness and adaptability. They show that you are ready for any situation and handle life’s unpredictable moments with ease. ☔

Jellies – 🩴 Jellies suggest playfulness and nostalgia. They indicate a fun-loving spirit who enjoys the whimsical and carefree aspects of life. 🧩

Kitten Slingbacks – 👠 Kitten slingbacks combine sophistication with a practical approach. They show that you balance elegance with comfort and practicality. 🌹

Pointed-Toe Flats – 👡 Pointed-toe flats represent precision and directness. They indicate a sharp mind and a straightforward approach to life. 🗝️

Velvet Heels – 👠 Velvet heels symbolize luxury and sensuality. They show that you appreciate the finer things in life and have a refined, elegant nature. ✨

Boat Shoes – 👞 Boat shoes reflect practicality and a love for adventure. They suggest that you enjoy exploring and have a grounded, yet adventurous spirit. 🚤

Monk Strap Shoes – 👞 Monk strap shoes signify discipline and tradition. They show that you value structure and have a strong moral compass. ⚖️

Quilted Boots – 👢 Quilted boots represent comfort and security. They indicate a protective nature and a love for warmth and coziness. 🔥

Corset Heels – 👠 Corset heels combine strength with femininity. They reflect a focus on detail and a balance of power and grace. 💪

Espadrille Flats – 🩴 Espadrille flats suggest a laid-back vibe with a connection to nature. They indicate a love for simplicity and natural beauty. 🌻

Teddy Boots – 👢 Teddy boots symbolize warmth and comfort. They reflect a nurturing personality that values coziness and security. 🧸

Loafers with Tassels – 👞 Loafers with tassels indicate a playful yet sophisticated nature. They suggest a balance between fun and tradition. 🎩

Platform Sandals – 🩴 Platform sandals show confidence and a love for making a statement. They indicate a person who stands tall in their beliefs and style. 🌟

Over-the-Knee Boots – 👢 Over-the-knee boots represent boldness and a daring spirit. They show that you are unafraid to push boundaries and stand out. 🚀

Slip-On Sneakers – 👟 Slip-on sneakers reflect ease and comfort. They suggest a relaxed and casual approach to life, valuing convenience and simplicity. ☀️

High-Top Sneakers – 👟 High-top sneakers indicate a dynamic and energetic personality. They suggest that you are always on the go and ready for new challenges. ⚡

Espadrille Wedges – 🩴 Espadrille wedges combine comfort with a touch of elegance. They reflect a love for relaxed, yet stylish, living. 🌿

Brocade Flats – 👡 Brocade flats symbolize a taste for luxury and tradition. They suggest an appreciation for classic styles with a sophisticated twist. 💎

Lace-Up Sandals – 🩴 Lace-up sandals represent a free-spirited nature. They indicate a love for exploration and a connection to personal freedom. 🌈

Moccasin Slippers – 🥿 Moccasin slippers reflect a cozy, homey personality. They suggest a preference for comfort and a nurturing, relaxed environment. 🛋️

Pumps with Ankle Strap – 👠 Pumps with ankle straps show confidence with an attention to detail. They indicate a refined, yet bold approach to style. 💫

Glitter Boots – 👢 Glitter boots represent a love for glamour and sparkle. They show that you have a fun, outgoing personality with a flair for drama. ✨

Chelsea Ankle Boots – 👢 Chelsea ankle boots symbolize versatility and style. They suggest a person who is fashionable yet practical in their approach. 🌟

Platform Sneakers – 👟 Platform sneakers indicate a modern and trendsetting personality. They suggest that you are confident in your unique style and always ready to make a statement. 🚀

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punkscowardschampions · 3 years ago

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Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: [Okay obviously after their respective shit dates and I’m starting it like this because remember after detention when he was like ‘can we just-’ and she was immediately like ‘yeah’ so I simply must soz]

Jimmy: We can’t just

Jimmy: it’s bollocks and doing my head in

Janis: What?

Jimmy: Whose shit 💡 were this?

Janis: Your date went that badly then

Jimmy: I’m not reaching for the ✂️ or tape ins but

Janis: Wouldn’t want to be tragic or anything

Jimmy: Were yours that good then?

Janis: You asking about something that’s none of your business now?

Janis: suppose the rulebook got thrown out the window as well as

Jimmy: what kind of answer’s that?

Janis: You want to commiserate?

Janis: Bit weird but

Jimmy: I want

Jimmy: just tell me what it were like, fucking hell

Janis: oh ‘cos you can just fucking ask that

Janis: you started it so you could bang some random

Janis: or ended it, depends how you look at it

Jimmy: Yeah, it’s up to me to ask it ‘cause I started it

Janis: I’m not telling you it was really shit to make you feel better about yours

Janis: we’re just gonna be mates though

Jimmy: alright

Janis: It’s not pissing alright

Janis: What do you want?

Jimmy: Why isn’t it?

Janis: Because you

Janis: and I

Janis: you ended it

Jimmy: if it’s not that you’re 💔 that lad only wants to be mates, I might be able to make it alright

Jimmy: between me and you

Janis: Charming you reckon he decided that instead of me, twat

Janis: You sure you don’t want to wait for another customer?

Jimmy: I said I’m fucked if you didn’t decide, meaning I reckon you did, dickhead

Jimmy: get yourself a pair of glasses for fuck’s sake

Janis: Ain’t what it sounded like but fine

Janis: I did

Janis: it wasn’t a good idea

Jimmy: I get why you went along with it, I’m usually 🥇

Janis: You’re as funny as I remember

Jimmy: tah very much, chuffed I don’t need to take you for a memory test an’ all

Janis: Go on then

Janis: how was yours, as you haven’t actually said

Jimmy: I have

Janis: Not to me

Janis: hope you didn’t put it in the group chat

Jimmy: it’s a bit full of updates on your nails and lashes, mate

Janis: I didn’t tell her to do that

Jimmy: What did you tell her?

Janis: I was at home

Janis: I dunno how you expected me to leave her on read

Jimmy: I weren’t 💭 about her

Janis: It was obvious, I didn’t tell her anything really

Janis: just about the date

Jimmy: I got that, even though the number of !!!! were a bit disorientating

Janis: I’m not gonna say sorry

Janis: I had to endure the makeover

Jimmy: still don’t wanna hear it, you’re alright

Jimmy: and the end result weren’t that bad any road

Janis: yeah

Jimmy: I’ll say it if you wanna though

Janis: just say something that’s not bollocks

Jimmy: bit rude you reckon an apology off me would be

Janis: try it then

Jimmy: I’m sorry I fucked up in January like every other dickhead

Janis: how’d you think I got a new job

Janis: everyone 🏊‍♀️/hopefully drowning

Jimmy: it were news to me, girl

Jimmy: but it’s a top #datenight idea, you bring the bricks, I’ll stick on every 🥼👕👖🧣🧤🧥🧦👗🩲🩳👙👚👞👟🥾🥿👠👡👢👑👒🎩🧢 out my floordrobe and you can leave us at the bottom til I turn Tiffany blue

Janis: Applied last summer, there’s a list

Janis: and you think you get to go from 😁 to 💀 just like that?

Jimmy: What makes you think I’m 😁?

Janis: your fake date with your customer

Janis: obviously you kept up the 😁

Jimmy: don’t have the stamina, me 👴💔

Jimmy: she might be 😁 now I’ve pissed off home

Janis: awkward she thought you were that cheerful

Jimmy: weird that’s her type, more like

Janis: you clearly didn’t think so at the time

Jimmy: I weren’t 💭 about her either

Janis: then what

Jimmy: you know what

Janis: I know things got heavy, and you were pissed off with me, yeah

Jimmy: rule 1 were meant to be this makes things less shit and when it weren’t doing, sort it, you said

Jimmy: she asked me out at the right time for me to have a go at that, nowt else

Janis: I get it

Janis: it makes sense

Janis: it still felt shitty to have no warning

Jimmy: Yeah, I know

Janis: not to mention fucking awkward at school

Jimmy: I weren’t gonna bother with school but I just

Janis: you expected me to run away, yeah

Janis: hence I couldn’t

Jimmy: you didn’t have to come to English and crack onto that lad

Janis: sorry they wouldn’t let you go gay

Jimmy: me an’ all, our Ros ain’t heard she’s meant to be frigid

Janis: another Lucas miscast, she’s a right slag

Jimmy: massive

Janis: could hear it from where I was sat

Janis: grim, tbh

Jimmy: OI, don’t remind me

Janis: you could sue

Janis: her, Lucas, the school in general

Jimmy: Mia’s daddy is well busy putting the case together against her ex

Janis: hairdresser’s the real perp

Jimmy: nah, he’s dead into it 👧’s the cut every white lass gets when they’re too young to tell their mums to piss off

Janis: you’re making me feel 🤢 than the kiss did

Jimmy: soz Jules

Janis: if you mean it

Janis: what’s that mean

Jimmy: What do you want it to mean?

Janis: No, what did you mean by make it alright between us

Jimmy: it was alright before you left, weren’t it?

Janis: yeah

Janis: I thought so

Jimmy: we could go back to being mates how we were, if you fancy it

Janis: You aren’t going to change your mind

Janis: without warning, anyway

Jimmy: don’t sound like me, that

Janis: I know I did it first

Jimmy: I know it weren’t about me, not that much of a bighead

Janis: It would’ve freaked me out too, if you just stopped replying like that

Jimmy: there’s worse crimes 1. Asia going ginger to try and one up me at unfortunate fucker bingo

Janis: well yeah they’re in a cult and she demands a sacrifice

Janis: I’m not gonna fuck up your hair for my amusement

Jimmy: SO awks when one can’t get her head round the rules and dyes her hair with the KoolAid instead of drinking it

Jimmy: ‘course not, just THAT fit, me

Jimmy: you could get a bowl out and we’d still have #goals content

Janis: Don’t even start me

Janis: there’s having the balls to defy the overlord and then there’s looking like a fruit salad

Janis: it is the only reason to keep you about, yeah

Jimmy: rude AF when miss bollocked her for it before Liz could even get her involved in new 5 a day posters for the lunch room

Janis: why don’t you go out with Liz next

Jimmy: 🤞 Tam’s at least got the tiktok reach to score us a new vending machine then me and Liz can share a 🍫 REALLY get it RIGHT this time 😋😍🥰

Janis: dream big

Jimmy: 🥇 or nowt baby

Janis: no one has ever accused Liz’ cooking of being 🥇

Jimmy: would do up north

Janis: can take her back

Jimmy: far as telling me to piss off goes 🥉

Janis: that’s the main goal, ain’t it

Jimmy: Yours is keeping the 🤝 going and playing nice, I get it

Janis: it’s easier than the alternatives, yeah

Jimmy: not soz he weren’t easy enough for you

Janis: it’s not just him

Jimmy: Oi, stop being #relatable when I’m trying to find out about your date

Janis: You aren’t swooping in there to date him after me

Jimmy: not til I’ve worked out if he’s my secret half brother 🤏 risky

Janis: He doesn’t look THAT much like you

Jimmy: piss off, your eyesight and some candles, he could be me if he don’t say owt to break up the fantasy

Janis: his head is half the size, for starters

Jimmy: go on, there’s 1.

Jimmy: what’s 2.

Janis: and he has blue eyes not brown so shut up

Jimmy: you 🚬 with him?

Janis: that’s what you wanna know?

Jimmy: it’d ✔️ or ❌ us being related

Janis: thought you were gonna say it’d ✔️ or ❌ us being mates

Jimmy: might do if we weren’t mates again but now you’ve got me back to nick off

Jimmy: you gonna tell me then or what?

Janis: I meant me and you being mates ‘cos you’d be 💔 obvs

Janis: but I didn’t anyway so we’re alright either way

Jimmy: can get your own now you’ve got more jobs than me

Janis: why would I do that

Janis: you’re the one with the habit

Jimmy: so I can nick them, obvs

Janis: 😏 nice try

Jimmy: don’t count as a proper try unless I’m outside the shop 🥺

Janis: you’ll get banned, behaving like that

Jimmy: what kind of dickhead

Jimmy: never getting caught, tah very much

Janis: 👻 perks

Janis: so should I be offended your date didn’t look nothing like me or what then

Jimmy: Be fair, she’d have a job when your twin don’t

Janis: I’m not getting a shit haircut

Jimmy: good ‘cause I won’t fake like it

Janis: it was weirder not faking it

Janis: didn’t you think

Jimmy: meant to be easier not harder

Janis: right

Jimmy: could be she were just a MASSIVE letdown and nowt to do with me though, there’s always that

Janis: bit rude but I don’t give a shit about her feelings so

Janis: could be

Jimmy: I didn’t want her to look owt like you, even if any lass could do

Janis: can’t say I recommend

Janis: a headfuck, if anything

Janis: not useful

Jimmy: a 🥈 you weren’t the point

Janis: for you, I know

Jimmy: not that there were any bloody point but

Janis: 🏅 you tried?

Jimmy: ❌👏🌹

Janis: Can’t we just

Janis: go back to before new year and go from there

Jimmy: Yeah

Janis: yeah like you mean it or yeah like shut up

Jimmy: yeah we can but

Janis: go on

Jimmy: you were gonna say something when the clock struck on new year’s

Jimmy: what time’s it now?

Janis: What if it’s an anticlimax now

Jimmy: What if it’s not

Janis: We can take that risk

Janis: it’s not gonna set us back any more than new year did so

Jimmy: so?

Janis: So I could make you wait ‘til midnight now, ‘cos it isn’t quite

Janis: but maybe I like when you’re impatient

Jimmy: but do you like it enough it’s going on your list?

Janis: ‘course I do

Janis: there’s no faking it, so I can tell

Jimmy: there’s no faking loads that wouldn’t make it 📝 though

Janis: oi, it’s my list and I like when you want me

Jimmy: alright, makes me feel 🤏 better at getting the 🎻🎻 Leo treatment far as oscars go

Janis: You don’t think that’s what I was going to say before?

Jimmy: it don’t matter what I 💭 it’s your list

Janis: Why don’t you like it though?

Jimmy: I never said that, if owt’s 💔 it’s that making up the CG’s tip shortfall ain’t gonna be as piss easy as 🎲🎰 all these tells you reckon I’ve got

Janis: They see 😁

Janis: I’d be 💔/😤 if they all knew that about you as well

Jimmy: if they don’t think I want you I ain’t gonna have time to get a 2nd job

Janis: We didn’t miss that many days

Janis: only the really invested ones noticed anything

Jimmy: The ones in your tagged photos, you mean

Janis: I couldn’t exactly say DON’T TAG ME

Janis: easiest way to look and feel like a MASSIVE slag

Janis: and anyone that invested will be 😁 we’re back on track, yeah

Jimmy: if that’s his deal breaker and not the MASSIVE bruises I’ve covered you in, I get why you don’t wanna 🗨️ to the lad

Janis: I didn’t show him any of that

Janis: intentionally, the uniform is slag central, so yeah probably, cheers for that

Jimmy: @Gracie for not coming through with her concealer again

Janis: Deffo hire girls who put a full face of slap on to potentially be in and out the pool all day

Janis: She wouldn’t step foot with that humidity

Jimmy: there’s nowt wrong with your face or nowt #goals about me if I’d had your 👃 off or some bollocks, don’t even take German and there’s fuck all to see in my search history DON’T CHECK!!

Janis: That’s gutting ‘cos #ultimatekinkunlocked 😕

Jimmy: no more gutting than me catching you in SUCH a lie 😭😭😭😭

Janis: Nah, you caught me, it’s the other twin who’ll pull an MJ and have it off 😶 but with massive fucking lips ‘cos that’s an alright black feature now

Jimmy: I’ll crack on with the ugly duckling rewrite making sure a pond full of bleach is included, sir’ll be chuffed to bits

Janis: Detention really worked, you’re unleashing your full potential now

Janis: 🤞 he don’t wanna cast it because he’s not subtle

Jimmy: *🤞 he wants to make it into a proper school play

Janis: Are there any other characters but cunty ducks, like

Jimmy: fit 🦢🦢🦢?

Jimmy: perfect casting for you, that

Janis: As long as I get a chance for 👏🙌🌹 obvs

Jimmy: me in charge of ✍️ I’ll do the stage directions massive, be alright

Jimmy: BRING 🌹 TO CHUCK AT MY DIVA MISSUS OR PISS OFF

Janis: We all remember when she ruined my big moment, can’t let her have this so

Janis: thanks babe 😘

Jimmy: do owt for you long as it ain’t hot gluing feathers to a tutu and leotard, obvs

Janis: if the dramatic ballets are fuck all to go by, they’ll just start sprouting out my skin so don’t worry

Jimmy: 😱😱 can’t wait to find out if that unlocks a new kink for me!!!!

Janis: exciting times for all 😏

Jimmy: I don’t not like it, you know

Janis: Ballet induced psychosis?

Janis: I can try, like

Jimmy: for 1. but 2. that you can work out what’s fake and what’s not

Janis: I weren’t taking the piss, like saying you’re dead keen

Janis: I like it because it matches how I feel, which is never a thing

Jimmy: it ain’t normally a thing that people can do, or have bothered to, either or

Janis: Usually I feel fuck all, then I would be calling you too keen and it wouldn’t be on the list

Janis: but I want it and I feel it as much

Jimmy: that what happened earlier, on your date?

Janis: I thought it wouldn’t this time but yeah

Janis: basically

Jimmy: how hard did you have a go?

Janis: Not embarrassing at all

Jimmy: it don’t need to be

Janis: Ideally, my new coworkers wouldn’t think I was a massive slag so

Janis: good thing all round that I couldn’t

Jimmy: 🤞 they’d have some top #bants if they did do, unlike mine

Janis: Tell me about yours so it ain’t embarrassing then

Jimmy: Nowt to tell, I had fuck all to 🗨️ and she filled my 🔇 with shit I didn’t wanna hear

Jimmy: it were like school, in lessons other than Lucas’ or his before we started to proper do his head in together

Janis: If I’m trying to be a better friend do I have to pretend I’m gutted for you?

Jimmy: might have to if I were gutted for me

Janis: don’t be then, tah

Jimmy: I dunno how to explain what it were like

Jimmy: and closest I’ve got is, that I were just 👻 floating above it, sounds like a pisstake

Jimmy: our 🥇 school therapist probably has better words she’d be dead keen to use

Janis: but I get it

Janis: what you mean and that feeling

Janis: I am sorry that it felt like that

Janis: even if I’m not devastated it weren’t a 🥇 date

Jimmy: I’ll live

Jimmy: I do, with that sort of bollocks

Janis: still

Janis: we didn’t have to bother, so I am

Jimmy: we might’ve done, if you’d felt something for my half brother

Janis: Not going to thank you for the opportunity, if that’s what you reckon

Janis: it was for you, that’s not being a dick, that’s just how it was

Jimmy: I reckon it sounds fake that I’m the only dickhead, all I’m saying

Janis: You had to do it ‘cos I was first, I’ve said that

Jimmy: I mean me being the only dickhead you want

Janis: don’t have to be heavy

Janis: maybe I just can’t be bothered

Jimmy: You have got 2 jobs, knackering that

Janis: That was what it was all about for me anyway, remember

Jimmy: Yeah, I get it, it’s the same for me an’ all

Janis: This is easier, right

Jimmy: nowt’s changed that much in a day, like

Janis: I made it hard, but we can go back

Jimmy: we’ve both got shit, we knew going in it’d be bollocks to reckon it’d never be hard

Jimmy: neither of us are as thick as I look

Jimmy: it’s alright

Janis: I’m just saying, don’t need to worry you’re some special kind of dickhead, ‘cos you ain’t 😘

Janis: This just works

Jimmy: Don’t sound like me, that

Jimmy: not the kind of dickhead who’s pissing about fixing what ain’t broke either, bit busy for it tbh

Janis: 👍

Jimmy: 👍

Janis: I just didn’t fancy him as much, no big

Jimmy: Steady on or Bill’s 👻’ll be in, you know what he’s like with a protest

Janis: Yeah, I ain’t missed him, twat

Jimmy: I get it, no dickhead’s handing out 🏆 for blue eyes

Jimmy: not after that one bloke did do and it got dead awks

Janis: You mean Ian’s idol?

Janis: not the reinvention I plan post fake breakup, oddly enough 😏

Jimmy: fuck’s sake, missed a trick not getting us all matching contacts and box dye for his 🎄🎁!

Jimmy: our kid’d look right spooky being mute an’ all

Janis: Have we worked out why he’s so 😤😠😡🤬 #nothisaryanchildren

Janis: 👶🌽 is a look

Jimmy: pissed on his own big dreams there not ordering a Russian missus off the internet

Jimmy: Debbie were serving hostage chic in that her eyes were haunted, but blue, nah

Janis: Rookie error

Janis: right weave and I’m whiter than you lot

Jimmy: @ him, he’ll be chuffed to book you in for a blow out

Janis: 🥰

Jimmy: I’ll show myself out

Janis: 🥺

Jimmy: UGH fine, I’ll be hanging about outside the salon

Janis: you like my hair

Jimmy: Am I gonna be the kind of mate who tells you the new weave’s honestly shit or pretends it really suits you?

Janis: don’t lie to me fake or otherwise, I don’t give a fuck

Janis: if I end up 👧 you better say something

Jimmy: Oi, I’d do something before you ended up 👧 Janet

Jimmy: come on, can’t punish you THAT hard for leaving

Janis: ‘less you want #2s spot

Jimmy: I’d have to start a diary to record my 💔💔💔 about the state of your hair, but I’d also have to build a pillow wall an’ all instead of trying to break it down so

Janis: COULD take one for the team and just do it so she has a heart attack

Janis: but it’s a 🤏 of a big ask

Jimmy: I’d do it before I let you

Janis: that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

Jimmy: *selfishest? That a word or what?

Jimmy: you said it, your hair’d be top of my list if you didn’t already know how much I like it

Janis: You could add it

Janis: or I could be selfisher and ask for another one

Jimmy: go on then

Janis: what else do you like about me

Jimmy: I like that you notice things, if I’m 👻 floating or not, if I’m being a dickhead or not, and you don’t just let it happen how every other twat does, you stop me

Janis: I 👀 you sounds a bit twatty but

Janis: dunno how else to say it

Jimmy: bit rude if you are a 🧠📖 and you’re using it to check if I fancy a brew instead of when 💀👑 started fancying her dad but

Jimmy: I get it 🤏 of a massive ask being the one who makes me feel like I’m really here

Janis: I don’t need to be for either of those 1. You always do 2. She always has

Janis: nah

Janis: not when I’m so naturally great at it, obvs

Janis: 💪💪

Jimmy: alright, bighead

Janis: If you’re not freaked out, I ain’t

Jimmy: What if I am?

Jimmy: a bit

Janis: s’alright

Janis: it doesn’t mean you have to date randoms who accost you on shift to avoid me

Jimmy: yeah, alright, pisstake deserved

Janis: it is alright though, actually and properly

Jimmy: is it?

Janis: I’m freaked out but I still know I wanna be mates over what we just did, so yeah

Jimmy: okay

Janis: is it?

Jimmy: Why would I tell you it were if it weren’t? Don’t lie you said

Janis: just checking

Janis: and do you want to go back to how everything was

Janis: or some things different

Jimmy: what different?

Janis: I don’t know

Janis: be anything

Jimmy: what do you want it to be, it were you suggesting it

Janis: I was asking

Jimmy: I heard, and now I’m asking ‘cause it sounds like you want things to change somehow

Janis: ugh, you know what I’m asking

Janis: don’t make me 💬 it

Jimmy: don’t mean I know your answer

Janis: I want it to go back to how it was fully

Jimmy: so why are you asking me questions we agreed the answer to ages ago like I’ve already changed my mind?

Janis: Probably so we don’t make a mess of it again

Jimmy: it just makes it seem like you don’t reckon we can

Janis: that ain’t what I think

Jimmy: shut up doubting me then, tah

Janis: 🙄

Jimmy: you can leave that out an’ all, any time you like

Janis: 😏

Jimmy: Top tier mate #bants, babe ✔️

Janis: gimme a break, it’s been AGES

Janis: out of practice

Jimmy: what kind of mate would I be if I let you piss about with 🥉 banter?

Jimmy: what kind of #lad?! more importantly

Janis: #oneoftheboys

Jimmy: You at your nans or what?

Janis: you want a kickabout, like

Jimmy: be AGES before I can give you a 🚬 break else

Janis: your 🍀 day

Jimmy: *yours if I’m putting my 🧣🧤🧥 back on

Janis: a strong look, for sure

Janis: but at least act as mutually #blessed to see me or it’s rude

Jimmy: not seen you yet except through some other dickhead’s 📷

Janis: [selfie like 👋]

Janis: least you don’t need me to tell you it weren’t as good a shot

Jimmy: but

Janis: if you want, I’ll hack you, ask that girl out again, make her take a picture of you then deck her for it

Jimmy: or just tell me it weren’t as good, ‘cause I might want you to

Janis: I mean, that’s definitely easier, bit less inventive but

Janis: it’s clearly not as good

Janis: and I only really like having my photo taken by you

Jimmy: you can still give her a smack if you want, no need to do the rest of it first

Janis: Probably shouldn’t

Jimmy: ?

Janis: aside from being 😇 as a default, tah

Janis: bit much just because she happens to be a shit date

Jimmy: I’d 🥊 him if he didn’t look SO much like me, be too confusing, that

Janis: people usually ask if you’d fuck your clone, not fight it

Jimmy: ‘course I would but in his case the blue eyed stare would put me off and if there’s no eye contact I don’t want it

Janis: 😳

Janis: I

Jimmy: What?

Janis: you know what

Jimmy: 🗨️ it

Janis: I really want that kind of eye contact with you again now

Janis: Because now I can’t stop thinking about that and

Jimmy: You're gonna have to let us in your window then, it's fucking freezing and Bill is gonna be fuming if we switch classics on him

Janis: You’re here?

Janis: [going to this window so buzzing like]

Jimmy: [just here like 👀 because we don’t know if she’s coming out to smoke or if we’re coming in]

Janis: [waving like a nerd before opening the window ‘cos it’s probably best if you go down first tbh]

Jimmy: [do not remotely need to help her down because her ankle is fine now but we still are obvs]

Janis: [like you’ve been injured since then babe we all remember, a look saying as much but we’re not saying it ‘cos not trying to start drama immediately tah ‘hey’ but with so much feeling behind that]

Jimmy: [pretending we don’t see/understand that look because likewise as we give her an equally feelsy ‘hey’ back]

Janis: [so much to say, which we simply won’t so we’re just looking at you for ages like -]

Jimmy: [EYE CONTACT for years lol, and if she’s wearing her necklace we’re not even gonna break it to play with that and if she isn’t we’re gonna be looking where it should be like !!]

Janis: [oh, I feel like you should’ve taken it off when you knew you were gonna see him aka school but you sneakily put it back on at home ‘cos that’s so sad but real so you should have it on rn]

Jimmy: [ouch that actually broke my heart excuse you boo, but I totally feel like he would have noticed she wasn’t wearing it earlier because 100% that bitch so it’s even more intense eye contact as we’re playing with it now]

Janis: [😳 first ‘cos we’ve outed ourselves and then ‘cos his reaction]

Jimmy: [it’s fine gal because show her you still have this lighter she gave you boy like look I’ve not chucked or lost it]

Janis: [‘old habits’ like lowkey implying you’ve just kept it ‘cos you smoke but the tone says the opposite]

Jimmy: [ofc we’re gonna use it to light her up and then ourselves like I’ve not forgotten how this goes, oh the casual intimacy and hotness is nbd rn honestly]

Janis: [lord knows you need the distraction to not just jump him right now so take it]

Jimmy: [you too sir, you know he’s still holding onto that lighter and tracing the engraving how he do as a further distraction because we need them all]

Janis: [at least watching his hands is an excuse to break eye contact but no less distracting ‘I-’ but no bitch shh]

Jimmy: [obvs looking up at her again when she talks though because there will be no reprieve in this house ‘you-’ like is this a question or a statement or what boy like]

Janis: [a lil smile like why are we like this honestly and sigh but not like UGH ‘I don’t know’ true]

Jimmy: [an affectionate head shake like yeah why are we like this and our own smile because shit like that is contagious is our excuse here if anyone asks ‘do you not?’ like not in a dickhead way in a playful way like oh you seemed v sure what you wanted not v long ago]

Janis: [just the most ‘go on then’ LOOK of all time]

Jimmy: [using the necklace, gently please don’t break it thank you, to pull her in for a kiss but stopping himself before because we’re just so !!!! not in the drama way he did during the detention moment though we’re still there and not moving away we’re just stretching it out to a torturous level]

Janis: [there’s no way to describe her face but 🥺]

Jimmy: [‘such a headfuck’ said @ this situation in the quietest voice of all time but with so many feels and they’re so close still that she can’t not hear it regardless, literally picture his forehead resting against hers rn as we’re saying this like]

Janis: [‘sorry’ but we’re literally breathless from the way you pulled us into you right there so it only adds to the torture]

Jimmy: [’if we do this-’ obvs not finishing that sentence cos you can’t and won’t say you can NEVER leave me again or I’ll simply die but we still have not moved away very far at all and we’re just staring at her lips so INTENSELY because we clearly want to even though we’re also terrified it’s the worst idea ever]

Janis: [nods because we love agreeing to things when we don’t even know what was going to be said]

Jimmy: [not breathing over here because we’re in a state about what will happen if we cross this line but equally he’s in one about what will happen if they don’t/ can’t ‘I-’ because our turn to just do that]

Janis: [‘I shouldn’t have done that to you’ because whether we should’ve left or how much we knew isn’t the issue and we didn’t want to do that to you boy and wish we hadn’t]

Jimmy: [‘but you did’ because we HAVE to remind ourselves because god forbid we let ourselves have anything when we can just suffer]

Janis: [‘yeah’ and moving back ourselves ‘but I’m here now’ different kind of frustration that we can’t help]

Jimmy: [‘yeah’ we wanna believe it so badly and hold onto the hope that she is actually not gonna do this again but it’s just not that easy alas]

Janis: [I hope you have some cigarette left but probably not]

Jimmy: [well this is AWKWARD thanks Jimothy’s trauma]

Janis: [absolutely trying not to be a dick ‘cos we know at least on some level but we are just stood here in this moment like but what now though]

Jimmy: [‘I don’t know’ to the question she did not ask]

Janis: [shakes head sadly but smiles half-heartedly at him ‘you don’t need to decide right now’ because he doesn’t, compose yourself, turning towards the ladder and then back ‘do you want to come up or?’]

Jimmy: [100000% taking a step when she was gonna go in a VERY much DON’T way that we can’t help or stop ourselves from doing EVER, then looking at the ladder and back at her like is that a good idea or a bad idea because the self doubt and uncertainty is off the scale bitches]

Janis: [‘I think you want to’ because we saw that and we’re saying that so genuinely without any hint of condescension]

Jimmy: [‘do you want me to?’ with such an unspoken still, like as if she’s gonna be like no fuck off if you won’t seduce me immediately]

Janis: [‘Yes, Jimmy’ because we’re just trying to make this as clear as possible without acting like we’re talking to a child ‘You don’t have to do anything you don’t want, we don’t, you can just come in’ like it doesn’t mean anything else needs to happen, ignore me if you want vibes]

Jimmy: [a nod like okay because she’s not wrong he clearly does want to]

Janis: [reaching out a hand as you get on the first rung of the ladder like okay]

Jimmy: [go in lads it blatantly is freezing he wasn’t joking when he said that]

Janis: [I like to think as well as the bed there’s a chair moment by a radiator so she’s like take your pick with a gesture as she takes off whatever coat she threw on to come out there]

Jimmy: [obvs curl up in that chair, coat still on and everything, like the sad child you still very much are and just take a second please]

Janis: [The way we are busying ourselves like we were doing anything in here but moping before this, like you ain’t got no nighttime routine babe but we’re trying to give him time and space so ‘tea?’ ‘cos we know the answer is yes but also don’t want to just go to the kitchen without telling him where we’re going]

Jimmy: [an expression that’s a slightly sadder smaller version of 😏 at her because we know she knows the answer is always yes]

Janis: [do it back and go make that tea miss maam]

Jimmy: [please do take her hand and give it a little swing how you do when she walks past]

Janis: [I’d like to point out just for ourselves that anything you saying is in hushed tones ‘cos it’s late and we’re not trying to wake Libi or mcvickers; anyway being like ‘biscuit?’ as if he was stopping you to put in a request lol]

Jimmy: [lowkey too late for tea when you two do not sleep well as is but we’re not letting that stop us lads, doing a more legit version of 😏 cos amused but we’re not gonna lol and wake anyone]

Janis: [tutting like so demanding but very obviously kidding thus pushing him away by his face like oh you]

Jimmy: [take your coat off so she knows you’re staying and not running away while she’s doing this tea tbh]

Janis: [appreciate it boy]

Janis: how many sugars was it again 🤔🤔🤔

Jimmy: Depends how many 🦷 you fancy seeing me lose

Janis: You’ve only got, what, 4? #northern

Janis: try and keep ‘em, champ

Jimmy: 1’s gold instead of black though so #thriving

Janis: know who to hit up when I need to clear my debts

Jimmy: pass you the 🔨

Janis: pleased to see me, I remember

Jimmy: Pinterest pissed on my plan to diy you that necklace, soz

Janis: what’s the bloke equivalent

Janis: SAHMs not coming through with the metalwork

Jimmy: your new best mate/recent ex had a lovely chain on, you’ll have to ask him where he had it from

Janis: 😑 tah for not saying I should nick it

Janis: LITERALLY just got this gig, mate

Jimmy: we’re all 💔 he didn’t give it you as a token of his 💘 mate

Jimmy: 😑 is right

Janis: reckon it’d put him right off asking for it

Janis: that’s your stalker side shining through

Jimmy: Might nip over to your nan’s window for a bit now you mention it, good shout 👍

Janis: you’re literally in the house

Janis: dedicated to the bit to a fault

Jimmy: 🥇

Janis: you can take the blame for waking her up with your long lens then, dickhead

Jimmy: you heard 🥇 not piss poor, Joan

Janis: you gonna have your tea first or nah then 😏

Jimmy: you gonna keep asking questions you know the answer to?

Janis: idk what you 💘 more

Janis: [but come up with that tea ‘cos you do]

Jimmy: [walk over and take it from her as soon as you see her because 1. You’re not used to anyone bringing you anything 2. You are a polite boy 3. You wanna have a moment when you take the mug from her via giving her hand a little thank you/love you/missed you squeeze]

Janis: [always returning the gesture even if we act like we’re gonna have a tea calamity and spill it everywhere, get yourself situated at the end of this bed gal and sip ‘can’t believe you had to kiss that girl with no lines’ ‘cos just thinking what a weirdo Mr Lucas truly is for that lmao]

Jimmy: [‘never have done a lass with braces before’ joking that there’s no dentistry in the north but lowkey where is the lie, we don’t even have it in the midlands hun and he’s pulling a face ‘sir’ll have put it in the script Benny’s got his tongue pierced or some bollocks’ like he’s hoping they’ll get stuck together forever haha]

Janis: [making such a face like 😬 EW ‘cos I doubt Harry has braces rn lmao, so likewise we have no idea but we’re not about it for you babe ‘he’d love to come at you with a needle’ the vendetta is so real and professional boundaries, he does not have them]

Jimmy: [‘long as you come at her with the pliers an’ all’ like save me gal]

Janis: [‘happy to’ so nonchalantly as we drink this tea ‘cos you’re on the shit list babe sorry x]

Jimmy: [raise your mug in a cheers in her direction because you are equally willing to fuck up her Romeo and we all know it]

Janis: [do it back nerds, lowkey both those people probably were too but we’re still unamused to have to sit and watch that tah]

Jimmy: [‘you’d have to do more with Ian before getting the step mum perks needed to write me a note’ and the 💔 mime that we’re literally putting our tea down for because we’re genuinely thinking of ways to put an end to this english lesson bs that aren’t that but gotta take the piss ultimately cos there’s not really anything you can do]

Janis: [likewise pretending we’re about that even if it makes us cringe ourselves to death immediately ‘cos can’t and shaking our head like no no then shrugging ‘could get moved down a set’ like I can’t remember them doing that mid-year but if you made a fuss like I’M STRUGGLING they could, feasibly]

Jimmy: [‘how, there’s fuck all exams to fail?’ because it’s believable to me he’d think that was the only way if that’s what his old school was like aka not caring at all]

Janis: [‘if we complain enough, like we’re Asia levels of thick and it’s gonna give us an aneurism to listen any longer’ a shrug again like it might not work, ‘cos they’d be like ugh paperwork and all the classes are deffo at capacity but ‘still be better to piss him off with it’]

Jimmy: [‘am basically illiterate’ because that long running joke forever and his own shrug ‘alright’]

Janis: [lil 😏 like okay ‘admit you’d miss him then’]

Jimmy: [‘detention won’t let us’]

Janis: [🙄 like too true]

Jimmy: [‘be my go to get us out of it next, you’re alright’ and sipping tea like 🤔]

Janis: [‘good luck’ as we sip ours ‘cos lowkey still pleased with ourselves for that but grinning too so he knows we ain’t saying he’s gotta commit criminal damage too really]

Jimmy: [‘I could just-’ pause while he pulls up however many layers he’s wearing to flash his nips at her ‘did the job for that lass in that rom com’ cos she literally does that in 10 things I hate about you to get Heath Ledger out of detention so]

Janis: [do an attractive snort suppressing that laugh then kick out at where he’s sat like oi, we’re meant to be being quiet but we aren’t mad ‘you’ve got bigger tits than her’ like should work and ‘cos always calling him fat despite the evidence lol]

Jimmy: [mime the 🤐 for yourself then throw something at her that’s within reach like you shhh too, probably a cushion from this chair and hope it doesn’t crash into something and be loud because not what we’re trying to do here]

Janis: [we’ll be nice and not let that happen, we’ve got time to anger mcvickers later, sad times; but for now, catching that like #athlete and do 🤫 at him, as you dramatically fling this pillow back to it’s place, ‘cos always lowkey saucy but not too hard]

Jimmy: [put your hands up like okay I surrender and drink a bit more tea but then gesture for her come here because you’ve thought of something you wanna do in that moment]

Janis: [? but come over still like what but more amused and intrigued than annoyed or anything]

Jimmy: [for obvious reasons he hasn’t done her a doodle today so my idea is gonna make her sit by his feet cos sitting on his lap is too dangerous rn and we all know it and doodle something on her back with his fingertip, which I like above all because we’re not just doing it for the ‘gram clearly and she might not even be able to tell what it is, we just want to because we said we would every day, even though it’s probably technically late enough now it’s the next day but still]

Janis: [love that for you, and I doubt you can follow it all but you’ll get what he’s doing and it’ll just feel nice so we’re allowing it obvs]

Jimmy: [taking ages cos we’re doing a full picture even though she doesn’t even know what you’re drawing boy]

Janis: [when you’ve got a vision]

Jimmy: [god knows what feelsy thing we are doing here because have a LOT of feelings rn]

Janis: [honestly, you can go wild, it’s a nice freedom, also intimacy that doesn’t require talking or feeling like you’ve ‘crossed the line’]

Jimmy: [my thoughts exactly]

Janis: [hence a happy sigh but a v quiet one so you don’t have to hear]

Jimmy: [even if he do hear we’re letting it be because it’s been a wild day and evening hens]

Janis: [extra vigilant of not trying to force you in a certain type of way rn so we aren’t trying to be like that]

Jimmy: [meanwhile he’s vigilant in his own way of not touching her hair or trying to touch her too much at all accept with his literal fingertip doing this art because we don’t wanna get ourselves into the same situation as earlier thinking we’re gonna do something but then not being able to]

Janis: [God bless you boy, it’ll be okay soon]

Jimmy: [he’s not an idiot he knows damn well how that must’ve felt for her and we obvs feel bad about it even though he didn’t technically do anything wrong by being like actually no, I’m trying to think if there’s anything else cute they could do, ooh maybe we could bring back when they played hangman even if we don’t wanna fully play it this time and just say they do, like when he finishes the pic they can use each other’s arm or wherever as paper for it lol]

Janis: [I liked that so I vote yes, you can do lots of those type of games rn though like noughts and crosses too etc so it’s just a vibe]

Jimmy: [me too and yes, why not all the games, it’s cute and chill and you really haven’t had any time to just spend together like this because there’s always something going on because festive period and when you were snowed in which is the closest to this energy you had the bubs]

Janis: [no offence kids but don’t need your cockblock rn, we’re just children ourselves lol, we are having a nice time]

Jimmy: [I think we should say y’all are having such a nice time that it’s casually been hours and like maybe he has to go open up the CG and do all the bullshit before, before school if we’re saying school is a thing today or if it’s a weekend day just let you go do that idk I’ve lost track, it might make sense if it’s friday? If we wanna do the sleepover like tonight maybe and then say China’s bday is a Saturday or Sunday?]

Janis: [that all makes logical sense to me so we will say that’s a thing, lowkey pouting like ‘you didn’t get any sleep!’ as if you did]

Jimmy: [I can imagine Mia just like dropping that in the groupchat today as if it’s been planned for ages oops did you not know babes, fully expecting that Janis won’t come because it’s short notice and she has a new job but surprise bitch, but anyway, Jimothy nodding at his empty mug like but I’ve had tea so it’s fine nbd]

Janis: [a noise like yeah right to that ‘see if Helena does crack’ but to that absolutely we all know that’s the kind of thing you’re pulling, if Janis actually thought she was your friend, rude but we don’t so we move]

Jimmy: [a noise with a shrug like I’m literally going to a coffee shop what’s that if not acceptable crack because true]

Janis: [I was literally about to say ‘don’t kiss me with that coffee mouth’ so pretend she did but got less far into that thought/sentence lol and just cover like ‘wanna beat Lucas at teacher breath’ like I get it]

Jimmy: [when your expression is lowkey disgust because you hate coffee but it looks like you’re doing it to kissing her #awks ‘Ms Burke’s, more like’ because she’s the pisshead one and we’d rather steal Ian’s stash again this AM than down a latte]

Janis: [looking at an imaginary watch like you might have time if you hurry, babe]

Jimmy: [pretend like you’re gonna hurry off like bye then but obvs immediately come back and hug her and say bye properly cos we are gonna go shower and get changed etc]

Janis: [enjoy that lads, you deserve a chill bye after this day and before whatever comes next]

Jimmy: [do we wanna do any more shizz now/at school before the sleepover announcement or skip straight to finding out about that?]

Janis: [Hmm, maybe we skip to when the group chat drop, I think that’s good]

Jimmy: [I’m down]

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