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Logan Houser for @faerology ‘s stinky little boy, Jupi.

Young adult | Up-and-coming musician Music lover | Self-assured | Bro | TALL

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Knowing what I know of Jupiter, it seemed high time that someone step on his face. Therefore, ya girl Logan is on the scene.

Born and raised in San Myshuno, Logan has always been her own brand of trouble. She’s the oldest of four kids and it always felt that way, not to mention the only girl. She was always the fall guy for her brothers growing up and somewhere along the line just got used to being in shit, figuring she might as well earn her place. More often than not she could be found rough-housing with her brothers or terrorizing the neighbours with them. While she was trouble, she was never trouble enough to have any run-ins with the cops - or maybe they just never caught her. 

Getting older, she and the second oldest child, Dane, got into music together. Logan always liked the guitar and Dane had taken piano since he was little. It was when they were in high school together that they started actually making music. They released a few songs online, but nothing really picked up until one of their songs went viral on Sim Tok a few years later.

Now, the siblings have their very own agent and are trying to wrap their heads around the idea of actually being successful some day soonish. While not proper celebrities - far from it - the average young sim has likely heard at least 6 seconds of their most popular song, Objects in Mirror despite having no idea who they are.

Personality:

While Logan isn’t entirely an asshole, she can be a bit firm. No-nonsense and impervious to bullshit, there are times that her nature comes off a bit hard, but for the most part she’s just well aware of her own self-worth and unwilling to settle for less. 

There’s a string of men and women left behind in her wake that would tearfully describe the callous ways she’s broken up with them; over text, via email, spelled out in pepperonis on a pizza. Confident though she may be, Logan doesn’t actually know what she wants, or even what would be good for her. Her brothers constantly try to set her up, now her agent is sending her out to try and meet people so her reputation isn’t just as some callous heartbreaker. There’s a bit of baggage there around love, but who doesn’t have a bit of love baggage? Maybe it just takes meeting someone else who’s a bit of a mess and figuring it out together.

Logan’s sense of humour is sarcastic and dry, and occasionally raunchy, and when she gets laughing really hard she doesn’t make any sound, just asphyxiates. Growing up with all brothers, Logan gets along well with men and tends to fit pretty seamlessly into male friend groups, especially Chads that like being a little bit scaroused now and then. She is the epitome of shotgunning a beer and crushing the empty can on your forehead. 

Fun facts:

🎸 She absolutely has an OnlySims. No, you can’t get a discount. 🎸 Logan is simstagram friends with Venessa Jeong and there is at least one picture on the web of them making out at a party two years ago.  🎸 Logan is 5′8″ and always wears some form of heel or platform shoe to bump herself up to at least 5′10″. She’ll only take the boots off if she likes you and doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. Will absolutely squat down to talk to you like you’re 1 foot tall if she hates you and wants you to die. 🎸 Once made her youngest brother cry by aggressively t-posing in his doorway at 2 AM on Halloween night.  🎸 When not creating music with Dane, she makes some money dancing in music videos. 🎸 Her skin care routine takes an hour minimum every night.  🎸 She has a few small holes in her face where she tried to pierce herself and either failed, or hated it. Namely lip, nose and eyebrow. 🎸 Logan loves horror movies and is that friend who harasses everyone on horror movie night by scaring the shit out of them afterward.  🎸 Her love languages are head-scratches on the couch watching tv and always knowing what her beau’s favourite drink is. 🎸 Holds a record at the local smokehouse for eating their Monster Burger in less than five minutes. There’s a picture of her on the wall there. 🎸 Speaks English and Korean fluently, Spanish a lot less fluently.

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