#juni taisen ushii

[manglednatalia]

Is this anything

Besides the cat thing alone, Kite and Eiji are awfully similar

[eijikashii]

against all odds im still alive and still into this piece of shit anime, its almost june so i thought i might post to celebrate 5 years of eternal damnation

[therabbitis-late]

Juni Taisen hcs 👀

Rubs my hands together evilly- OK SO! You're getting Nezumi hcs since you didnt specifiy and i have the most for him- ranging from small ones to like. Story changing ones in no particular order

He has freckles all over- they're super faint and are most visible in the summer

He's severely touch repulsed- the idea of a hug or even holding hands with someone disgusts him- Bonus hc: Ushii is extremely oh so painfully touch starved and Usagi is so clingy he'll hug as a greeting

AroAce but hasn't realized it yet. Hasnt really had the time to sit down and figure it out with the whole being a warrior thing

He was in color guard in middle school for a single week (this is flavor text from an old fic i write in 2020 that makes me oddly happy)

Counts his steps when stressed (no clue where this one came from tbh)

Uses his ability to do stupid impulse things and then delete the timeline where he did stupid impulse things to continue going about his day- at least a single death in the Juni Taisen was because of this /j

I have an entire rat clan family in secret affiliation with the Juni Taisen operators and his mom being an anonymous better and betting against him hc that i need to flesh out more. Itll be in my 13th au fic tho just bet

In my everyone lives au he gets a part time job at the same daycare Dotsuku works at purely because his mom took away his cheese allowance

Idk man hes 15 let him be a 15 year old

[simicule]

obligatory f/o list...

[ warning; this might be a tad unhinged. context; I'm insane. Also just because I f/o from a media doesnt mean I like it. idc about sharing, in fact if we do share PLS follow ]

romantic ♡

Licorice (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Affogato (Cookie Run Kingdom)

"The Ox" Ushii (Juni Taisen)

Rougefort Cookie ( Cookie Run Ovenbreak )

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)

Pure Vanilla (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Al Haitham (Genshin Impact)

N (Pokemon Black and White)

spades ♤

(essentially enemies AND lovers)

Geto Suguru (jujutsu kaisen)

Gakupo Camui (Vocaloid)

queer platonic ✿⁠ 

Pathfinder (Apex Legends)

Mammon (Obey Me)

Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamukura (Danganronpa rewritten by me)

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Laios (Dungeon Meshi)

Asra Alnazar (The Arcana)

platonic⭑

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

Shigaraki (My Hero Academia)

Rin (Vocaloid)

Len (Vocaloid)

familial 🜲

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Minato Namikaze (Naruto)

Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto)

Mimikyu (Pokemon)

[zodiacwarsimagines]

Do the mods have any opinions on how the warriors would've lived their lives if there was no Juuni Taisen they had to participate in? Do you think most of them would continue their mercenary work until they died, or would they eventually quit and do something else? It felt like some of them had no purpose but to fight until they died, which is sad as hell.

Well Nezumi’s a high schooler so without a Juni Taisen he’d just keep doing that and probably go to college when that time came. Ushii would probably still be trying to do the right thing, in the best way he can; Sharyu’s ultimate goal is peace and I don’t see that changing. Without the Juni Taisen Ino’s sister probably would still be alive. The twins are straight up in a cult so I don’t think there’d be much of difference for them with or without the Juni Taisen… Dotsuki would be best dog dad

Mod Camellia, any thoughts?

~Mod Inquisitor

[juseki-taisen]

Ive watched the anime and that was some good shit right there. the mix of 3-D and 2-D animation is wonderful too! I would love to know how the 12 would treat their recently transitioned or in transition S/O because I hear “trans rights” coming from them

You bet your bottom dollar that they all scream TRANS RIGHTS!

Updated: Because I did Sharyu twice and forgot Nezumi. Sorry!

Inounoshishi

Dating Inounoshishi while transiting is actually ideal

Not only does she support you and whatever gender you want to be, but mama has money and is going to pay for it

You're her darling, why wouldn't she pay to keep you happy?

She's also going to take you shopping. She loves shopping and the idea of getting you a whole new wardrobe is to good.

Just be nice and say thank you, and show how much you appreciate her

Honestly? She never got to figure out who she really was/is as a person since she was always trying to please her parents. Seeing you figure out/announcing who you really are is really motivating for her.

Dotsuku

Doesn't have a problem with it.

May occasionally slip up on your pronouns, but always corrects himself immediately. After a week? Doesn't mess up again

Dog. Loyal. He's not about to let something like you being who you really are affect what he thinks of you.

Added bonus: His daughter just rolls with it. Kids aren't as stupid as people make them out to be. If you used to be a princess/prince, you're now the opposite. The real question is, what kind of super hero cape do you want?

Dostuku will help with your medical bills. If doctors give you shit for it, the man has connections. He will find a good doctor who respects you and get your surgery (if you so choose) taken care of

Niwatori

The whole idea of being trans is a little confusing at first for her, but it takes about 000.1 seconds for her to decide it doesn't really matter?

Her whole life she's been a tool for the family, with you she's a person. In the end, no matter how you identify, as long as you still love her that's what matters?

Does a TON of research. She gets books, medical journals, ect. She uses her contacts to find doctors for you, and don't worry. Cost isn't an issue.

Anyone who tries anything just...vanishes. You know from that weird smile she gets she 110% had something to do with it

If you ever feel ad or dysphoric about your body, she's very supportive.

Sharyu

She already knew. She's very perceptive, and was just waiting for you to be comfortable telling her.

The most supportive.

Does whatever she can to make you comfortable. If you want new cloths, she'll shop with you. If you're to embarrassed to go to a store, she'll order online.

Never uses the incorrect pronouns for you.

Will put one of those little trans flags in the window of her apartment.

If there's a pride event, will go with you.

Arranges a good doctor for your transition when you're ready, and will go to appointments if you're nervous

Hitsujii

He's old, and has seen it all. He may be older, but he's not going to question it.

One of those "Whatever makes you happy" people

Doesn't understand a lot of surgery details and hormone stuff. He'll try to research it, but you may have to help him learn terminology. He does catch on fast

The idea of surgery freaks him out because he has no control. He’d help you, but he is going to be silently panicking on the inside

Uuma

Actually really cool with it? Just tell him you still love him. The first thing he worries about is that you’re going to become this amazing you, and the you that loved him wont love him anymore

Really supportive? Doesn’t know a lot about trans issues, but he tries

He will probably buy you anything with the trans flag on it. 

If you have surgery, he’s going to make sure only the BEST doctors do it

Listens when you talk if you have feelings to get out. It just makes him really happy you’re confiding in him

Takeyasu

Trans? Cool. Fine. Help him pull off this heist

He really doesn’t care, if you’re happy he’s fine with it? 

Actually brings up frogs that can change their gender, and that there’s a species of lizards that reproduce without asexually. If reptiles do it, why can’t people?

Gives you money for surgery if you wanna get it. Worries through the entire thing, but only Nagayuki knows about his brother internal freak out

Also, shopping spree. Criminal shopping spree. grab and RUN

Has trouble using the correct pronouns, but tries really hard and corrects himself. 

Nagayuki

He already knew way before you told him. He’s perceptive, smart, and also finds your online content. Really, he was just waiting for you to tell him yourself

Probably gets you a tray of cupcakes with the frosting colored with the trans flag colors. He likes snacks, any excuse to get snacks and make you happy? Killing two birds with one stone

Master of your pronouns and possibly your new name

You know how hard it is to change your name? This dude hacks into the systems and does it in a night. 

Helps you get surgery if you want it. Not emotional about it, but will hold your hand if you want him to. 

Ushii

Help him. He doesn’t understand trans when you first bring it up, but when you explain it clicks

Now he is fully on board and ready

While he can’t keep up with a lot of LGBTQ+ terms, he supports you and what makes you happy. You want to be the gender you’ve always wanted? No problem. Just tell him what he needs to do

Has fought someone who purposely misgendered you before. 

Will take you shopping if you’d like

You want surgery? He knows people. Honestly? He’s so well known that the doctors are volunteering to make sure it gets done properly.

Never once messes up your pronouns.

Tora

She’s seen so much on the battlefield that when you tell her, she’s not that concerned. It’s great that you trust her, and she will support you but...You’re not going to leave her, right? 

Cuzz she loves you with all her heart and if someone like you can become every more yourself (and therefor more amazing) why would you stay with a screw up like her?

After she gets past her insecurities, Tore is very supportive of you

Has punched a guy in the face for being rude to you. Maye have started a street brawl over it, it’s fine. She won.

Surgery freaks her out no matter what is it, but she’s going to be there if you want it. She may just cry when you can’t see her. What if something goes wrong???

It wont and you’re fine but you wake up and she’s crying like a BABY

Usagi

This...is kind of a disaster? Not in the way you’re thinking

He gets all your pronouns right, and quickly is VERY excited to call you his new girl/boy friend. 

But uh...people may die...A lot of people

If he notices that people give you weird looks, they’re dead. He will FIGHT and MURDER people who are transphobic (but what’s the loss really?)

Loves to shop with you, and tries to pull things he thinks you’d like (probably kills people there too, RIP)

If you want the surgery, you have to do the research. Usagi doesn’t get it. HOWEVER he will help pay...sort of

“It’s expensive”

“Will this cover it?” Proceeds to pull out diamonds and gold bars, and...is that a rare species of monkey? WHERE DID HE GET A MONKEY?

How do you even exchange that for money?

Imagine going to pride with Usagi. 

Snuggling with Usagi if you have body dysphoria. Him not really understanding everything but 110% being willing to support you. 

Neuzmi

Already knew. Not a huge deal for him. 

Supportive, but really casual about it

He’s great with pronouns, and does use his ability a lot to try and make sure he doesn’t say something to make you uncomfortable

always quick to apologize if he does. 

[thedigitalpen]

Kashii Eiji (Ushii) - “Jūni Taisen”. [Graphinica - 2017].

[jazminetoad]

Inounoshishi: Small creatures are way more vicious, since their anger has less space to be bottle up in

Ushii: Give me an example

Inounoshishi: The Tatsumi Brothers

[nutcromantist]

Headcanons of usagi’s and ox’s s/o’s taking care of them when they’re sick?

Ah yes hello fellow whump fan!!

Rabbit and Ox down with the sickness

Ox

Ushii will straight up act as if he isn’t sick, business as usual for this guy

The only difference is that he’ll take extra care to keep his distance from you so you don’t catch anything from him. Respectful King™️

He’ll get so sick because he hasn’t been taking care of himself and you’ll finally have to put your foot down and force him to rest

He’ll be kind of awkward about you taking care of him, it’s his job to take care of YOU

If you go out of your way to make him soup and or tea he’ll be like “...dearest you don’t need to spoil me like this.” and then proceed to have a barely contained coughing fit

Absolutely no cuddling. If he’s asleep and he feels you start to lay down next to him he’ll wake up immediately and scold you for trying to get sick

On that note he exiles himself to the guest bedroom so you don’t have to 😭

After he’s well he’ll thank you for taking such good care of him and he’ll surprise you by either taking you out or cooking something you love

Rabbit

Usagi isn’t as subtle when he’s sick, he’ll be obviously sick but does all of his normal activities

...that is until you baby him at all whatsoever

Now he’s dying and he NEEDS YOU

Nobody has ever taken care of him before so he eats the attention up

He begs for you to snuggle with him despite the possibility of you getting sick

“That just means I get to take care of you next 🥰”

If you have to go to work he’ll try to manipulate you into staying home with him

If you’re gone from the room for more than a few minutes, he’ll sneak out to find you and when he hears you coming back he rushes back into bed to look pitiful

You come in with soup and he pretends to be too sick to eat it on his own so you have to feed him lmao

Basically Usagi is dramatic as hell and you’re an enabler because it’s cute

[gale-dragon-writer]

Birthday Surprised

Originally Made for 05/05

~}i{~

Note: The 12 Warriors work for the Juuni Taisen.

~}i{~

"GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!" Niwatori shouted happily as she stormed into the living room, where 10 of the 11 other Juuni Taisen Warriors were just hanging out.

Ushii was sitting on the couch reading a book. Sharyū and Nezumi were playing chess. The Twins were cleaning their weapons. Uuma was making a Ship-in-a-Bottle. Hitsuji was playing a game on his phone. Usagi was playing with a couple of bunnies that he, erm, "Found" recently. Tora was painting her nails. Inounoshishi was texting her lovers.

"Guess what I found out!!!" Niwatori said excitedly, jumping up and down as she did.

Ushii kept his eyes on his book when he asked, "Did you hack into the Juuni Taisen's data-bank again?"

This caused Niwatori to stop jumping, a guilty look appeared on her face, and she then said meekly, "Umm, well... Kinda... *Now in back in an excited tone*. But that's not the point! I found out when Dotsuku's birthday is!"

This got everyone's attention.

Hitsuji paused his game before looking up and asked, "You hacked into the data-bank for that? You know Dotsuku's going spike your meal with some nasty poison when he finds out before the next time it's his turn to cook."

Niwatori's feathers furrowed when she said, "Oh come on, don't tell me you guys aren't itching to know when Dotsuku's birthday is?"

Ushii closed his book, stood up, and started walking out.

Tora watched the Ox leave when she asked, "Where ya goin'?"

Ushii glanced at the Tiger and stated, "Dotsuku has made it obviously clear that he wishes to keep his personal life separate from us, and I respect him enough to not to pry. Therefore, I am removing myself from the immediate location to respect his wishes." With that, the Warrior of the Ox walked out of the living room.

Sharyū moved a piece when she said, "I kind of agree with Ushii-san. If Dotsuku-san doesn't want us to know anything about his personal life, just let it be. He'll tell us when he's ready or wants to. If you're planning on doing what I think your planning on doing, making a surprise birthday party for him is going to be a bad idea. Check."

Nezumi looked at the board before saying, "Besides, aren't we trying to get Dotsuku-san to open up to us? Pretty sure a surprise birthday party will undo all the progress that we're already made. *Moves his Knight* Check."

Tora then vocalized, "They got a point, ya'know."

Niwatori puffed her cheeks when she said, "Spoilsports."

~}i{~

Later... Niwatori found her conspirators for the planning of Dotsuku's surprise birthday party. The Twins, Inounoshishi, and Usagi (the Warrior of the Rabbit was more interested in being a closer friend to Dotsuku than the party) agreed to help the Warrior of the Chicken. While Uuma did wish them luck on their project, he didn't want to get involved planning. Dotsuku was a good cook and the Warrior of the Horse wanted to be able to eat what the Warrior of the Dog made without worrying about poison.

Now they had to do the most challenging part... Since Duodecuple found out that Niwatori hacked the Juuni Taisen's data-bank, he somehow managed to reset the entire system so she couldn't re-enter it. Therefore, they needed to get information from the source... Meaning they had to talk to Dotsuku...

How are they going to get the information they needed without tipping the Warrior of the Dog off about their plan?

~}i{ The Next Day }i{~

Dotsuku blew on his freshly brewed cup of coffee before taking a small sip to test the temperature. Right now he was just waiting for his next job assignment from the Juuni Taisen so he was staying at the building complex that the other lived at until then.

'I really need to figure out where Uuma gets the coffee,' Dotsuku thought as he sat at the table in the kitchen while slowly sipping the hot drink in hand.

While the Warrior of the Horse didn't talk much, he somehow knew where all the good stuff were located in the city.

Dotsuku set his coffee down as he picked up a newspaper. Before he could open the paper, the Warrior of the Dog smelt something. He groaned softly before saying loudly, "No, I will not go on a date with you and No, I am not interested in helping you with any of your lovers."

Inounoshishi was standing behind the Dog Warrior in the doorway.

She walked in as she asked, "Goodness, how do you always know that it's me?"

Dotsuku opened the newspaper when he said, "You're the only one here who has the audacity to spray way too much perfume on your person." He was NOT going to get into an argument over how awful the perfume smelled because the Dog Warrior wanted to enjoy a nice cup of coffee and read the paper for a bit before his next mission.

Inounoshishi gave a proud smile as she sat across from the Warrior of the Dog and asked, "Say Dotsuku, what do you get a guy who has a big dog?"

Dotsuku growled as he held the newspaper higher to block his view of the Warrior of the Boar and snapped, "I believe you were told about NOT using sexual innuendoes inside the building or around the kid and Rabbit."

Inounoshishi huffed in annoyance before saying, "Why did you assume that I was using innuendoes?"

"Cus you usually do," Dotsuku stated plainly in an annoyed tone. He just wanted to relax and read.

Inounoshishi scoffed and stated, "Okay, okay, I usually do, but I wasn't this time. I met this hot guy and he has this big dog that he adores and I figured that the best way to get him to join my herm is through his dog."

Dotsuku raised a brow when he looked over the newspaper and asked, "And you're asking me about this because?"

With a smug smile, Inounoshishi said, "Well, you ARE a big dog, are you not?"

Dotsuku scowled as buried his nose back into the newspaper and snapped, "Then ask a dog expert. I only have canine attributes, NOT the interest of them, Pigs-for-Brains." He took a sip of his coffee, trying to ignore the Boar's pestering questions about dogs.

Lucky for the Warrior of the Dog, his mission came in as soon as he finished his coffee and he was glad to leave. 'What the hell is wrong with that Pig?' Dotsuku thought as he placed his coffee cup in the sink and left. The Warrior of the Dog sighed and thought, 'On second thought, I think I'm better of not knowing.'

Inounoshishi 'tisk' as soon as Dotsuku was out of hearing range. She didn't get anything she could use for the party.

~}i{ Niwatori's Turn }i{~

"Neh, neh, Dotsuku-san~," Niwatori chined cheerfully, making sure to get the Warrior of the Dog's attention as they headed towards the Juuni Taisen Building.

"What could you possibly want now Birdbrain?" Dotsuku snapped in an annoyed tone. They'd just finished their mission and the Warrior of the Dog really wanted to grab a cup of coffee and relax a bit before heading home. Dotsuku really didn't want to deal with the noisy bird right now.

That was when Niwatori sprung her plan into action, "Neh, neh, I won a free cake cupon at a nice bakery."

Dotsuku rolled his eyes, kept his back to the Chicken Warrior, and said in an unamused tone, "Good for you."

Niwatori puffed her cheeks before saying, "I can choose any kind of cake I want, but I can only pick one flavor."

Dotsuku growled and said, not really changing his tone, "So?"

"Listen first!" Niwatori whined a bit before saying, "I can only pick one flavor, but I can't choose just one flavor, they're all so~ yummy in their own way~." The Chicken Warrior made sure to add a smidge of drama to make it seem like she was being her usual self.

"Again, so?" Dotsuku said without much care.

Niwatori puffed her cheeks again before saying, "Oh, come on. They're all delicious, I can't just pick one."

Dotsuku growled a bit before turning towards the Warrior of the Chicken and saying, "Are you admitting that you're incapable of making personal choices?"

Niwatori turn pink before saying, "Th-that's not true! I just happen to like a lot of flavors! That's all!"

Dotsuku rolled his eyes as he turned away and stated sarcastically, "Sure, sure."

Niwatori now went with her plan B. She smirked when she said, "Come on, there are so many good things about a lot of flavors. Vanilla may be simple but it is amazingly good when it is used right. Strawberry is deliciously sweet and refreshing. Chocolate is just a wonderful flavor that is beloved by the entire world. Red velvet just melts in your mouth with each bite. Cookies and cream is a delicious crunchy bite with each mouthful. Oooh, and then there is the yummy flavor of mochi!"

Dotsuku rolled his eyes again when he said, "That's nice, now just pick one and you can get your cake."

Niwatori puffed her cheeks, yet again, before she said, "Oh, come on, how can I pick just one out of all these amazing flavors? Besides, I was thinking about getting a nice big cake to share~." She was hoping to at least get him to slip up and drop a hint about his favorite flavor.

Finally seeing the point where he was to split with the Chicken Warrior, Dotsuku said as he waved her off without turning towards her, "That's your problem. And asked Tweedledee and Tweedledum to have some of the cake with you, I doubt they'll say no." With that, he left without ever giving Niwatori a glance.

The Warrior of the Chicken really puffed her cheeks out in annoyance this time. She didn't get any information she could use for the surprise birthday party.

~}i{ Dragon and Snake's Turn }i{~

"Yo, Puppy!" Dragon shouted through the Juuni Taisen living building the moment he saw the Warrior of the Dog.

Dotsuku growled in annoyance before taking a sip of his coffee. That was when Dragon and Snake plopped themselves in a pair of chairs across the table from the Dog Warrior. 'Why are all the annoyances pestering me today?' Dotsuku wondered to himself.

Snake slid a questionnaire towards Dotsuku. The Warrior of the Dog glanced at the piece of paper, raised a brow, and looked at the Twins. That was when Dragon stated in a matter-of-fact tone, "Some rich dude is having a trivia contest with a sweet grand prize."

Snake then added, "You're smart, right? Something like this should be easy for you."

Dotsuku narrowed his eyes at the twins and asked, "And you two aren't doing this yourself, because?"

The twins then said in unison, "The trivia isn't in our specialties."

"And why would I even bother with this trivia for you two?" Dotsuku asked in an unamused tone.

"How about a piece of the grand prize if we win?" Dragon said with a smirk.

Dotsuku raised a brow before looking over the questionnaire. The Warrior of the Dog picked up at a nearby pen and started writing on the questionnaire. The twins gave each other a quick "Got'im" glance before turning their attention back on the Warrior of the Dog.

Once Dotsuku finished the questionnaire, he slid it back to the duo and said that he'll see them tomorrow before leaving.

Dragon and Snake quickly looked over at the questionnaire that they had carefully constructed in order to pull personal information from the Warrior of the Dog subliminally. When they read the sheet, they realized that Dotsuku answered the bare minimum of their questions and somehow avoided leaving personal preferences. At the end of the questionnaire, the Warrior of the Dog wrote: "Not falling for this stupid crap Tweedledee and Tweedledum."

The Twins looked at each other. How'd Dotsuku know what they were trying to do?

~}i{ Usagi's Turn }i{~

Ummm... Long story short, Usagi forgot about questioning Dotsuku when the two raided a lab with a lot of animal test subjects. Lots of cute, innocent, little bunnies that needed new loving homes.

Yeah, to say Usagi forgot about the questioning was an understatement...

~}i{ Next Day }i{~

Niwatori and Inounoshishi were frustrated. They had no information for their surprised birthday party. Usagi, meanwhile, was making new bunny homes for his new 'Little Friends'.

"Hey, hey, chill out," Dragon stated as he lounged on the couch before adding, "So we didn't get any info yesterday, we can always try again today."

Snake was lounging on the opposite end of the couch when he said, "Yeah, we just need to be a little more subtle about our information gathering."

Niwatori's feathers ruffled when she said, "Well, we gotta get the information fast! The birthdate is coming up and we need to get started!"

"Started on what?"

Everyone but Usagi froze and slowly turned towards the doorway to see Dotsuku standing there.

"Started on... Our preparations for our next mission!" Niwatori cheerfully made up on the spot.

Dotsuku raised a brow in a way that showed that he didn't really believe what the Chicken Warrior was saying.

Snake twisted his body to get a bit more comfortable and asked the Warrior of the Dog, "So what'cha doing here Puppy?"

Dotsuku casually glanced at Usagi and said, "I was looking for some of my tools that have gone missing." The Warrior of the Rabbit gave the Dog Warrior a silly grin. Dotsuku then said, "We can't keep all those rabbits, and need I remind you that you're already over the pet limit." Usagi whined and said that he was already started making huts for them. Dotsuku rolled his eyes before saying, "Then you can give them to the ones that are going to their new homes, I'm sure their new caretakers will appreciate it."

This cheered Usagi up right away.

Dotsuku turned to leave before saying, "Just make sure you return the tools to me when you're done with them, alright Usagi." The Rabbit Warrior nodded happily. The Dog Warrior glanced at the others and said, "And good luck on your "Mission Prep", and don't go overboard." He then left.

... That was close...

~}i{ Later That Night }i{~

It was Dotsuku's turn to cook and he made pasta salad with red sauce and chicken for everyone.

"Yum, Dotsuku, what's the occasion?" Tora asked as she rubbed her full stomach with a satisfied smile.

Dotsuku shrugged and said, "No occasion, just felt like making this."

The 12 Warriors' dinner continued peacefully, until Niwatori, Inounoshi, and the Twins felt something in their guts churned uncomfortably. Ushii noticed this and asked, "Is something wrong? You four are looking a little pale."

They waved it off as nothing until it felt like a bomb exploded in their guts. Niwatori, Inounoshishi, Dragon and Snake then bolted out of the dining room shouting something along the line of "BATHROOM!!!"

Sharyū turned her attention to Dotsuku, who didn't seem all that bothered by the four's sudden departure, and asked, "Really Dotsuku-san? You put laxatives in their food?"

Dotsuku smirked and said, "You rather I'd use something more lethal? I wanted to teach them a lesson in meddling in others personal lives, I wasn't planning on killing them."

Sharyū frowned when Nezumi stated, "Let's just be thankful that we have our own personal bathrooms and have a nice quiet night tonight."

Hitsuji took a sip of his drink before saying, "I'll have to agree with Nezumi on that."

Usagi didn't quite understand what was going on, but for some reason, he felt like he was forgetting something...

"Oh, now I remember!" Usagi said out of nowhere, getting everyone's attention. The Warrior of the Rabbit turned towards Dotsuku and asked, "Niwatori is planning a surprise birthday party for you and wanted to know your personal preference to make it really special~."

Everyone just stared at Usagi with sweatdrops on their heads as Dotsuku said, "So that's what their pestering was about... Uhh, I'm not much of a party person, especially loud birthday parties..."

"Oh... Okay... Can we still have cake?" Usagi asked curiously.

Sharyū gave a small smile when she said, "Sure, I'll make the cake."

Dotsuku folded his arms when he said, "Cake's fine, but no candles or that 'happy birthday' song. I don't want to make this a big deal."

Tora pounced on Dotsuku from behind when she said cheerfully, "Aww~, come on~, it's your birthday~."

Dotsuku frowned when he said, "If you don't sing that stupid birthday song, I'll bring some of that sake you like." Tora quickly said, "Deal" without letting go of the Dog Warrior.

Nezumi took a drink of his water when he thought, 'Well, that actually worked out better than I thought. Then again, Niwatori, Inounoshishi, and the Twins made good pawns in this.'

~}i{ End }i{~

@juseki-taisen​

@jazminetoad​

[warrior-of-the-tiger]

Besides Ushii (but you can include him if ya want), which of the other 11 Warriors do you admire?

Admire? What do you mean admire?! I don't admire that stuck up horned idiot that didn't even remember who I am

Eh, I gotta say the monkey has my respect. I don't know how she does it in this stupid world, in a world where everyone just kills each other for pointless cause she managed to make peace

[manglednatalia]

This post is for myself but if anyone finds it helpful I'd be glad.

So, contestants of Jūni Taisen have "real" names and I decided to make a list gathering them all

Rat/Nezumi - Tsugiyoshi Sumino

Ox/Ushii - Eiji Kashii

Tiger/Tora - Kanae Aira

Rabbit/Usagi - [Unknown]

Dragon/Older Brother - Nagayuki Tsumita

Snake/Younger Brother - Takeyasu Tsumita

Horse/Ūma - Yoshimi Sōma

Sheep/Hitsujī - Sumihiko Tsujīe

Monkey/Sharyū - Misaki Yūki

Chicken/Niwatori - Ryōka Niwa

Dog/Dotsuku - Michio Tsukui

Boar/Inōnoshishi - Toshiko Inō

[eijikashii]

i really come here on tumblr to post like once a year and vanish again into the shadows

anyways jt doodle dump ft. some oc x canon

[yumekos-housepet]

I’ve been watching Zodiac War and Tora’s dojo master dude really got angry at her after he sent her to war and she came back all messed up in the head 🤨

[juuni-taisen-ushii-dotsuku]

Petnames

"So how was your date?" Inonoshishi asked Ushii and Tora with a smug smirk as they drank tea.

Tora gave an annoyed huff when she said, "It was'a mission, NOT a date. 'Sides, we're just friends in'case ya forgot."

Inonoshishi smirk when she pulled her phone out, tapped it a few times, before she asked as she put the volume on max, "Oh, so this wasn't you Ushii was talking to, Tora?"

That was when all the Warriors heard what Inonoshishi recorded on her phone. The Warrior of the Boar had quite a smirk on her face. Tora nearly spat her tea out when she heard Ushii's recorded voice emitting from Boar's phone.

"Do not worry, the mission is not going to take long... ... I am aware and I have already planned accordingly... ... Oh? When have I not kept a promise to you?" Ushii's voice clearly emitted from the Boar's phone, but judging by the one-sided conversation, it sounded like the Inonoshishi recorded the Warrior of the Ox talking on his own phone.

The recoding continued, "*Chuckles* Do not pretend you did not enjoy that... ... I thought as much, but that aside, we will meet at our designated time. Okay, Kitten?"

With that the recording ended.

Inonoshishi had a very satisfied look on her face when she said smugly, "Well? What do you have to say about this?"

"Oooooo, Ushii and Tora are dating?" Snake taunted cheerfully.

Dragon quickly added, "Who've thought they'd get together? *Snickers* Ore-sama wins the bet!"

Niwatori puffed her cheeks when she said, "Boo! Couldn't you two wait until the Christmas Party to get caught!"

Inonoshishi then said in that smug tone, "But seriously, not really creative with the whole "Kitten" petname. I mean, come on, it's too obvious and I expected a better petname from the Genius of Slaughter."

"Totally uncreative," the twins agreed with a smirk.

That was when Niwatori chimed in, "Even I could come up with a better petname than "Kitten", it just doesn't suit Tora."

Tora glanced at Ushii, who's bangs currently obstructed his eyes, before she stood up and said, "All I'm going to say is that it wasn't me Ushii-san was talking to and that it's been nice knowing ya." With that Tora left the room, closely followed by Sharyu, Nezumi, Hitsujii, and Uuma. Usagi looked between the two groups before he looked at Ushii. The albino noticed something that actually scared him, so he quickly followed the leaving Warriors.

Inonoshishi, Niwatori, Dragon, and Snake blinked in confusion before they finally noticed the killing aura that was emitting from the Warrior of the Ox.

Before any of the remaining Warriors could make a break for the only exit, Ushii blocked it with his faithful sword in hand. WIth an murderous gleam in his eyes, the Warrior of the Ox then stated in an eerily calm tone, "Not only did you easedrop on someone else's convertaion, but you also recorded it and shared it with the others without my concent."

Inonoshishi tried to draw her semi-automatics, but Ushii quickly sliced through them as if he was cutting a piece of paper. Now this positively frightened the remaining Warriors.

"Now," Ushii said as he took a step forward before adding, "How about I deal the appropriate punishment for that and while we are on that topic, how about I also add a little extra punishment for making fun of my "creativeity" too."

}{

Nezumi: "So, how long have you guys known about Ushii's lover?"

Tora: "Meh, a while. Saw him smiling at a text he got, but didn't say anything 'cause, well, it a'nt my busness and I figured he'd tell us when he's ready."

Usagi: "Oh, Ushii has a lover? Aww that's nice. Hope we can meet them one day and be their friend!"

Sharyu: "I know I would like that, but I think it might take longer after what happened back there..."

Uuma: "... Should we be worried about..."

Hitsujii: "They'll live."

}{

Later.

"I smell blood, did something happen?" Dotsuku asked.

Ushii smiled softly at the Dog when he said, "Nothing of importants, Kitten." Dotsuku's cheeks turned pink at the petname. Ushii then gave the Dog a kiss on his cheek before nuzzling his neck, causing Dotsuku to let out a soft purr.

End.

[zodiacwarsimagines]

What kind of ice cream flavors and toppings do you think the 12 warriors like?

Ice Cream Flavors and Toppings:

    Nezumi

Not picky

    Ushii

Not picky

    Tora

Milkshakes

With a little bit of alcohol sometimes

    Usagi

Is all of it an option?

    Dragon

Soft serve is his favorite, but he’s not all that picky

As long as it’s sweet and tastes good, he’s good to go

    Snake

The only way he’ll eat ice cream is if there’s hot fudge or caramel on it

Otherwise it’s ‘to cold’ and he’ll whine and complain

    Uma

He’s very vanilla

Vanilla’s his favorite, no toppings

    Sheep

He’s not picky about the kind

He just really enjoys getting ice cream with his grandchild and just spoiling them rotten

    Monkey

Doesn’t care as long as there’s sprinkles on it

    Chicken

Doesn’t particularly care for the sweet

    Dotsuki

As long as it’s not chocolate or have any chocolate based topics he’s fine with whatever

Just not chocolate cause he’s got a minor allergy to it

    Ino

If it’s not the fancy, expensive kind she won’t touch it

~Mod Inquisitor