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Daily Dad Discussions 13

( Bands present BTS, EXO, GOT7, NCT, SVT, and VIXX )

Seokjin : ( toasting with wine glass in hand ) so we commence todays celebration in the name of Hakyeon aka N leader of vixx and awesome dad and in the name of Taeyong aka.... taeyong leader of NCT and another awesome dad.

Hakyeon : Awe a party !! Yayaya

Taeyong : You guys did this cause you're my friends ♡

Jinyoung : Well, I suppose some part of me possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you, much as one might be of a street cat.

Suho : okay so we know how this works. Lets go around saying things we love about them and give them presents

Jeonghan : okay I'll start. Taeyong my fellow 95 liner. As the maknae of our little grou-

Suho : okay wait. I refuse group dynamics in a group that was created on the basis of group dynamics. No just no.

Jeonghan : okay then. Because we are in this group with such assholes who only the language of shade. I'm very greatful to have a friend like you. So to celebrate the occasion I got you edible candy panties !!!. You know cause you love sweets. Use them well ;)

Taeyong : ..... um thank you jeonghan.

Jeonghan : N hyung. I would just like to say that our discussions about make up and hair products are so helpful and amazing. So i got you this amazing make up kit. Hope you like it ♡♡

Hakyeon : I love it jeonghannie ♡ Jinyoung: Cute. Hakyeon I have to say you were not at all what i was expecting you to be. You are an A class bitch. And I love it. Love you. My gift is a diary. I hope you write all your happiness and sadness in this ♡

Hakyeon : oh you're gonna make me cry.

Jinyoung : Taeyong. Wow sixteen children. Hats off man really. Here are various vouchers for amusement parks and basically places where you can leave your kids for a few hours. God knows you deserve a break.

Taeyong : hahahaha thank you hyung.

Seokjin : My turn. N hyung wow i haven't called you hyung in ages but I really look upto you, you know. You manage to play the role if the leader so so well. And taeyong I have to admire how hard-working you are. You have a lot of pressure and you handle it so well.

Okay So its no lie that we all love wine. So i got you both wines from your birth year. One of a kind and exquisite. Drink well my friends.

Jeonghan : But hyung didn't you say you couldn't find one from N hyungs year ?

Seokjin : I may have stolen it from Jimins stash....

Taeyong : so I guess we'll be celebrating jin hyungs funeral next meeting.

Suho : so I'm gonna keep it short and simple. Taeyong I'm so proud of you, the person you've grown up to be. And i wanted to get you something practical. So here is a full cleaning pack. I know you're a bit of a neat freak so i hope this will help you

Taeyong : these are all the latest ones. Thanks hyung

Suho : Hakyeon our constant bitching over our significant other or in my case lack of has brought us closer and given us many hilarious memories. So Seriously your love hate relationship with leo has to be pushed in a better direction.

Hakyeon : oh no you didn't

Suho : I got you bdsm toys :)

( A loud crash followed by screams and shouts is heard. The door breaks open and 22 people enter the room falling on top of each other. The lit candles of the cake in their hand manges to catch on the curtain and the room is in fire in 2 mins )

( Everyone outside while the fire department is doing their job )

Hakyeon : ( coughing ) I'm not even going to ask how I'm still alive, because you know what i think ? I think I died a long ago and you five are my eternal punishment

Ken : hyun-

Seokjin : It's fine. We even manged to save the gifts. This is a success story.

( Explosion in the background and Taeyong running trying to gather all his children)

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Bilated N day and happy taeyong day

I hope you guys like it. Let me know what you think ♡♡♡♡♡