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[mshelenahandbag]

Saturday night I’m gonna get to sum up all the feelings about my former jobs as we present #OfficeSpace to help raise some much needed coin for @leftbankbooks ! We can’t wait to see you on the #NotReadyForQuarantinePlayers YouTube page! #TPSReports #PiecesOfFlair #JumpToConclusionsMat https://www.instagram.com/p/CHWUX8sjD0u/?igshid=420852rk4gjl

[thepancakeboy]

The Door’s A Wall Now

I’ve been known to jump to conclusions. I’m working on that. 

Like the time that doorknob came off in my hand. See, at my wife’s old place, her bedroom had two doors—one that led to a hallway, and one that opened directly on the living room. While we got used to one side of that living room door losing it’s handle (and just keeping it open), when the other side’s handle came off in my hand, I quickly said, “Well, I guess it’s a wall now!” in the way that people on the Oregon Trail told someone, “Well, I guess you have dysentery now,” because it was just such a common part of their everyday life.

I was already planning on moving the dresser in front of the doorway—excuse me, WALL—to maximize space in the room when Christal quietly picked up the door handle, shoved it in the door, turned, and opened the new “wall.” 

Like I said…I’m working on it. 

(This is one of Christal's favorite examples of how I jump to conclusions, and even fit it into her wedding vows, promising that, no matter what hardships we faced, our marriage would never be a wall.)

[skate-straight-recovery]

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[matthewblissard-blog]

When I have to put together mailings at work, I'd have to say my favorite part of the job would be karate chopping the stapler.