#julius caeser's murder

[fullofobsessions]

Et tu, Burrte?

[snailwizards]

cant believe we hire a necromancer to reanimate caeser every year so we can collectively murder him all over again. our tax dollars really do make a difference

[curiouslavellan]

referenced the Ides of March yesterday at work and got a blank stare because apparently not everyone celebrates this holiday

[kira-does-art-sometimes]

BRVTVS

Did this today to celebrate the Ides of March >:D

@whump-queen @whump-in-the-closet @shydragonrider @imnotamurdereripromise @eric-the-bmo

[genderkoolaid]

thank you the buttress for writing a song about the murderous betrayal of julius caeser but brutus is a trans guy with issues

[evita-shelby]

Beware the Ides of March!

Grab your knives and togas and join me on this Tumblr Holiday where we celebrate the murder of Julius Caeser.

🥖send a prompt for a moodboard or a fic where the only requirements are: must have a murder, a knife, and/or a party

🍷 write a fic or a moodboard with the same requirements from the list above

🫒 let's play Caption This! Send a gif or picture of a character(ocs welcome!) And I'll supply the caption. You can also send the caption and i will find the gif or picture

🗡 the Gladiator Arena: send me a poll and the participants and let's see who wins the fight!

Won't be restricting myself to just peaky characters, every character I've written for be it a cillian murphy character, BBC's World on Fire and now, Masters of the Air

Masterlist

[lya-dustin]

Grab your knives and togas and join me on this Tumblr Holiday where we celebrate the murder of Julius Caeser.

a multifandom event since this is a multifandom blog*

OCs are welcome, encouraged even.

🥖send a prompt for a fic or moodboard where the only requirements are: must have a murder, a knife, and/or a party

🍷 write a fic or make a moodboard with the same requirements from the list above

🫒 let's play Caption This! Send a gif or picture of a character(ocs welcome if you have a face claim or drawing of them) And I'll supply the caption. You can also send the caption and i will find the gif or picture

🗡 the Gladiator Arena: send me a poll and the participants and let's see who wins the fight

*(fandoms allowed into the party:asoiaf/got/hotd, magnificent century, the ewanverse and the last kingdom, will make an exception for Tolkien)

[agentbobr]

sometimes i get scared, of it all. the planet ripping itself apart, people slaughtering mindlessly. it's scary.

the concept that everything could end in moments, just because some rich bastards didn't want to change anything, so they instead keep it as it is, letting it get worse as they rot with golden crowns and weighted down by their money and riches.

it's scary, terrifying, debilitating. but we are expected to keep going, to never stop working because without us. they lose money, they can't sit in their thrones without taking our money, and no, no. they can't have that.

so they make laws and rules to stay on top, "Anti-Boycott Laws", never taxing the rich, must come to work on time or else you will go poor and starve, not a second late.

but we're powerful, especially as a unit and as a group, as humans, we've always thrown over rich bastards. the boston tea party, the murder of julius caeser, maybe we need to do it again, it has been a while since the last time we did, right?

we give them our money, and instead of helping us back, they use it to murder, slander and pollute. it's wrong.

hatred is taught but love is natural. murder is taught but living is natural.

they've ruined living, suicide is on a rise, crime is as well, they're breaking their own laws just to stay in power, it's only fair that some woman steals a bit of formula from a super corporation to feed her children, is it not? it's only right that after they steal from us, we get it back.

fix the government, fight the good fight, and maybe, it'll get better soon, godspeed my friends

[gallium-spoon]

When I was in highschool, I was part of a group project where we had to make a 'short film' based on a Shakespeare play. My group got Julius Caesar, and the plot we came up with was Caesar as principal of a school and the rest of us were teachers who were dissatisfied with his policies

We still decided to murder him though

I played Cassius and I had a lot of fun convincing my fellow 'teachers' that murder was the best solution to our problems. During the assassination scene we all attacked him with school supplies

So, somewhere hidden in the depths of my laptop is a deeply unconvincing scene where I gently tap Caeser on the head with a stapler because I was afraid of actually hurting him

[terrence-silver]

I had another thought the other day that I just had to share with you!!! 🥰 Tons of love, you da best!

But for real, I was thinking about how Terry would be engaging with one night stands, because even if he doesn't care for them I think he would absolutely want to show off. Young Terry more so than older Terry (not sure if older Terry would bother with one night stands?).

And Terry's just like: Here's my vast collection of cars and all of these paintings are priceless and look at these artifacts I collected and that's the thing I am obsessing over the most. I can see Terry just having a ton of historical pieces and artifacts from eras that in some way, shape, or form, he finds inspiring. But they might be the most violent and horrific eras to anyone else.

Like this person was just welcomed into his home for a quick fuck and on the way to the bedroom Terry stops and gestures at a knife display that would befit a museum:

"This is one of the knives used to murder Julius Caeser in cold blood. Allegedly. And this is a Khopesh, you don't know what that is, but it was used by the Egyptians. Mainly for beheading. Beautiful isn't it?"

And the one night stand is just like... Okayyyyy~ 🙄😬😐

Terry's short gesture to a glass case that holds armor, perhaps becomes an entire lecture on medieval japan, china, korea, etc. (whatever he has decided he likes the most).

"And if you wanted something, they were not above slaughtering someone... as well as their entire family. It's a shame those methods aren't as popular as they once were."

This would extend to everything brutal I think: torture, wars, monstrous political figures, Terry would have a surprising amount of knowledge on all of it. He would refer to these things like one refers to recipes in a cookbook, or utilize these events as a guide for situations he too faces or has faced throughout his life.

Not to mention, in Cobra Kai, he quotes Sun Tzu's the Art of War a lot. I can imagine him keeping a copy in the night stand next to his bed or somewhere closely on his desk.

Back to the one night stand, who is just like wtf?? 🤨

And then maybe one night, he's going through this whole spiel on the french and their love for guillotines and he realizes that the person isn't particularly bored or freaked out and then he realizes that they actually are enjoying themselves as he talks about blood and death and history that fascinates him. And then, one step further, they spew their own facts that they know and they might even disagree with some of his views. In any other case, he might be extremely annoyed or pissed off that 1) someone might know more than him and 2) they don't condone the violence as Terry does. But instead, he comes to the conclusion that this person is never leaving his home again and that they officially belong to him; a conclusion he came to before they even made it to the bedroom.

I have a lot more where that came from, but I thought I might tone it down.

(I know this is a lot, I got a little carried away 🤣)

Terry's like a little boy with his trains.

Choo-choo, watch out, here's an antique torture device I bought on a licitation at an upward of 4. million dollars. An original Robespierre was beheaded with. It belongs in a museum, but instead, it is here, right in my basement, along with a collection of other, equally grizzly items. Choo-choo, here is a silk cord Ottoman Sultans used to strangulate and assassinate disobedient concubines with --- suggestion is, he wants to test it out personally in one of his sex romps and for the sake of kink. Choo-choo, here is a ritualistic Hara-Kiri knife from the 1700′s Samurai used to impale themselves on. The blade is deep brown, like copper, with all the blood it has dried up over the centuries. When Terry cleans it, it bleeds still and he relishes that in particular. And he makes an effort to clean it, or have his one night stand clean it for him while he watches. He gets a kick out of it, yes. It amuses him. It arouses him. I think his one night stands would be exposed to a world of weirdness.Deliberately. The sex is extraordinary, yes, but it comes at the price of his morbidity. Comes at the price of being exposed to his eccentric habits --- which are plenty.

Nothing’s for free, right?

But, I think Terry, especially Terry in the 80's, goes out of his way to showcase a sort of shock factor to his quick fucks and he gets a gleeful kick out of it. One night stands have their uses outside of recreational sex, because people talk and Terry knows they talk. Gossip is a thing, especially in high profile circles. Reputation matters, and if he fucks enough people, sooner or later, the LA area will be filled with stories how that one Terry Silver who lives up on The Hills is a strange, unusual individual indeed, and it is putting it lightly. I think he'd want to cultivate a certain image. A certain mystique. He wants to be that morbid, classy, alluring Billionaire known for strange interests and that he is as seductive as he is daunting --- which isn’t an image at all. It is the truth. Yes, he wants to brag. He wants to show off his treasure trove of unusual things. Unusual cars. Unusual statues around his mansion. Unusual furniture.Unusual sex toys.I think old man Terry in present way does this too, except, in a different way.He doesn’t do one night stands, necessarily. He sometimes does detached relationships that feel like business escorts. Which they are.

But, Terry in his later years?

He ‘tones himself down’ and wears masks in front of his makeshift, equally toned down social circle and all you think you’ll get with him is a mature guy with a penchant for fine liquor he keeps in his private cellar, nodding with amicable, rehearsed smiles whine he sips his vino. Except, he might’ve gotten even darker as the decades passed than his 80′s counterpart. He possibly has even more to tuck away than before. He has developed a sleek, immaculate, pristine exterior, but beneath it, Terry is still about the knives, sharp objects, items and collectibles with harrowing undertones; archaic torture devices are replaced with digitally controlled modern ones, his taste in sculptures became oddly avant-garde and even more questionable (he owns something called The Arch of Pain, featuring a post-modernist rendition of the human body, you guessed it, arched in pain --- his social circle was amazed by that one without realizing quite what it meant), the walls of his house are riddled minimalist artwork that is so haunting in its simplicity it screams unsettling and uncanny valley. He’s clinical. Cold. A bit neon. His space of living seems normal. Alarmingly normal. Until one realizes it isn’t normal. It is tactically devoid of too personalization, so people cannot get to know him outright.

He seems reformed. He seems clear-cut and straight-laced.

Only on the surface, though. 

I think his beloved would have hell of a time realizing all of these things.

Terry is fascinated by the gruesomest aspects of history, yes.

Cruel political figures.

Explicit literature.

He’s fascinated, in part, by the occult.

Wars and massacres and the darkest humanity has to offer.

And all of this is one way or another somewhere in his surroundings.

Hidden, in a clever way, just like he himself is.

[woodsteingirl]

omg hiiiii samael happy birthday !!! i hope youre having a wonderful day <333 also , please tell me abt hamlet and/or julius caeser , i have all night :^)

omg hiiii nessa! ty <3 so similarities character wise between julius caesar (play) and hamlet (play). clearly it’s caesar/claudius, horatio/cassius, and brutus/hamlet (THEE most important one to me.) perhaps you could say like. laertes/antony but that’s kind of a stretch.

comparison of caesar and claudius: pov you are the human incarnate of your diseased country and are also a tyrant who needs to die in order for a New Age to be brought about and also you’re killed kind of by a weird surrogate son figure and also you’re kind of a terrible person who gained power through unlawful means.

horatio and cassius <3 loyal to a fault gay best friend… has homoerotic tension with the protag etc etc. accessory to crime! i love horrible gay romance where both parties are so so in love that it drives them to die and also to kill.

BRUTUS AND HAMLET…. pov you feel like it’s Your Duty to avenge/save/usher in a new age for your country. in a way they even have the same fatal flaw. brutus’s inability to wrong someone and hamlet’s indecision about whether or not claudius really is in the wrong… POV YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG SENSE OF FAMILIAL OBLIGATION DUE TO THE ACTIONS OF YOUR BIOLOGICAL ANCESTORS THAT YOU MURDER YOUR FAKE FATHER FIGURE…. also gay people who see ghosts literally. i love when men’s sense of duty is the cause of their death. fatal flaw moments…

sorry this is so so incomprehensible i prommy it makes sense to me.

[chikodoris]

[subjectsix]

things I’ve overheard kids say in the Summer school program I work in

“The only time I accept cursing is when it’s in anime” “I like to watch murder conspiracies!” “Just read fanfiction!” “Oh, I don’t touch fanfiction.”

[walks past a classroom with an open door] [every child in there is rhythmically chanting ROBLOX ROBLOX ROBLOX]

“HOW.... do you smell”

Extremely heated discourse about whether Narwhal horns are horns or teeth, to the point where a student cried

“Hey Miss Kip can I animation sprint?” “...what’s animation sprint?” [six year old drops into a perfect naruto run]

13 year old trying to help wrangle some 1st graders: “You can’t run here! Stop! Stop!” [stands in the pathway and t-poses] “T-POSE TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN”

[puts on soldier, poet, king for the kids] “You’re playing that animation meme song?” “.... this is an animation meme song?”

[kid looking at my phone, sees the words “Old Town Road”] “Hey you know Old Town Road????” “Yeah and apparently a lot of you do--” [whole chorus of 1st graders begin singing old town road]

“Ah, Anime. My favorite type of art.”

[they see discord in my applications bar when I put my screen on the projector] “MISS KIP YOU HAVE DISCORD????? CAN WE ADD YOU???”

“Julius Caeser? I KNOW HIM!” “...Julius Sneezer?”

[prompt-master]

Okay but like,,,,,, Julius Caeser type murder,,,,,,,,,,,that'd be like super sick,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,d'you think there's be a multi-execution,,,,,,,,, or like,,,,,,would the participants each get individual ones,,,

I don't think either. I think as the masterminds always love the game more than anything that they would find the slightest loop hole to keep it going. Like. "Oh you got to vote for who planned it" or "only one person technically dealed the killing blow, who was it?"

[davinamikaelsonalwaysandforever]

Et tu Brute?: These are the famous last words from Julius Caeser after he is murdered by his dear friend Marcus Brutus in Shakespeare's Caesar they mean "Even you Brutus?" and are used poetically today to designate the utmost betrayal.

[clockwork-fayz]

JULIUS CAESER

Book Summaries by Macey

We start our story with Caeser coming home from winning a civil war. His lovers I mean best friends start conspiring against him. Brutus is starting to have doubts about Caesar, afraid he will become a tyrant. Cassisus is just real jealous. Antony, Caesars fanboy kept offering him the crown and Caesar “refuses” wink wink. So they decide to like totally stab Caesar. Brutus is trying to convince everyone that it’s cool and the plebes were like “yay he’s dead!” but of course the president of the Julius Caesar fan club, Antony, comes and is like “oh yes plebes, we shall not blame these men. They only killed the cities one true love who was so nice and generous” and the plebes were like “wait....he has a point. Let’s kill them all”. Julius’s adopted son Octavius and Antony lead this murder spree. Like they kill this guy named Cinna, just because he has the same name as one of the conspirators, HARSH. Anywho, Brutus and Cassius got tf outta there and made an army. They get into a lovers spat which basically went like this: “You killed Caser for the wrong reasons!” “Why don’t you love me as much as Caesar?!? Just kill me!” *rips open shirt*. But it’s ok they hug and make up. BUT THEN we learn Brutus’s wife killed herself by eating COALS? like she’s not that important but ??? The big battle ensues, Cassius forces are overtaken by Octavius forces, and Brutus overtakes Antony’s forces so the score is 1-1. Cassius doesn’t know this now, and thinking he has been defeated he kills himself. Soon Brutus is being sought after and decides to kill himself than be captured. Antony and Octavius come upon his body and say “wow he was such a good guy, we should really honor him”. And that’s the end. Ok.