#julian (drunk): lmao you know garak if you weren't a man i would be so in love with you hahahahaha but you are so anyway | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

comic-sans-chan · 2 years ago

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julian not bi or gay but a secret third thing: garak has been third sex the whole time and julian had no idea but upon finding out is suddenly obsessed

#julian (drunk): lmao you know garak if you weren't a man i would be so in love with you hahahahaha but you are so anyway #garak: excuse me. i am not a man doctor i am [incomprehensible alien word]#julian (suddenly sober): what #garak: why did you think i have breasts #julian (sweating): breasts? hahaha what nooooo i didn't even notice i've never stared longingly into your pecs when u weren't looking no no #garak: what is a pec #julian:#garak:#julian: this explains so fucking much #garashir #my posts #i have connected the dots #*voice in the distance* ''you haven't connected shit!!''#i've connected them

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