#julia's dumb cat au

[minhosimthings]

Heaven

Symphony Smut Series Day 7: Julia Michaels' Heaven

Lyric: They say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you

Pairings: Badboy!Jeongin × goodgirl!fem!reader

Warnings: SMUT MINORS DNI, loss of virginity, virgin!reader, sub!reader, dom!Jeongin, p in v sex, degradation, praise, hair pulling, overstimulation, corruption kink, Jeongin calls reader 'darling' and good girl, reader wears skirt, mentions of masturbation, implied abused reader, fluffy at the end, sorta enemies to lovers, college au

A/N: I mean I couldn't not include this iconic song in this series so did it for day 7 with our Innie because I don't know corruption kink just hits different with him.

THE SYMPHONY SMUT SERIES MASTERLIST

People pleasing. Wasn't it so fun? To have a person complement you for something that you was poison to yourself.

But people pleasing always got out of hand one way or the other and now, here you were, crying to your worst enemy about how much you felt like not existing anymore.

Jeongin was completely antagonistic to you. It was much like the bad boy, good nerd trope, except this time, you liked the bad boy first and he basically hated you. Romantic right?

"So wait, what you're telling me is you willingly let yourself be used by other people and you get nothing out of it?" Jeongin questioned, looking you up and down, his eyes filled with what seemed to be pity. It was as if you were a wounded dog, who still trusted so foolishly.

"I know." You tried to fight back. Having him as a chemistry partner suddenly seemed okay. Now, his aura was one of comfort as he ran a hand down your back in circles, comforting you as the tears you've held onto for so long started falling down.

"Hey hey hey." Jeongin panicked, seeing you cry. It had been the first time he'd seen you do that. In everyone's eyes you were little Miss Perfect, unbreakable and able to endure a lot of pressure. But diamonds crack someday don't they? And when they are subjected to enough heat, or in your case, enough comfort, they crack with a lot of force.

"I'm here, I'm here don't worry." Jeongin pressed you to his chest, engulfing you in warmth. The hug felt genuine, something you hadn't known for a long time.

"I-Just can't Jeongin, I just don't want to do it anymore." You gasped, tired from all the crying.

"Calm down darling, we still got all these dumb carbon atoms to balance!" Jeongin tries to cheer you up, successfully earning a giggle from you.

"There we go." Jeongin pulled you back to wipe your tears, "Now shall we work on this project, or should we work on how to set your boundaries?"

"But how do I do that?" You asked, listening intently to him, "How the fuck do I give up this stupid habit of mine which people have been praising me for so long?"

"Let's practice then!" Jeongin said in a cherry voice, immediately shutting his book close, "Let's say.... I'm someone who wants you to help me out with my homework, but in reality, you're gonna do all my homework. What do you say?"

"Yes..?" "No Y/N." Jeongin sighed, pressing a hand to his forehead, "You say no, cause you're not gonna help some dickhead complete his work when he's the one who needs to do it."

"Alright another scenario, what if... Your best friend wants you to come to a party with her just so you can play her wing woman, what do you say?"

"No, cause she needs to get her pussy inside some dick?" Your uncertain answer made Jeongin's face light up.

"Yeah good job! You're getting the point!"

After some more scenarios, in which much laughter was involved and your chemistry book lay depressed by the side, you got to know a lot more about Jeongin. Beneath all that dark leather jacket aesthetic, he really was an adorable little fox who apparently really liked fashion.

"Alright alright last scenario." Jeongin laughed after you told him the story of your childhood cat, Potato, "And this is important for you, as a woman."

"As a woman? Alright then." You said, still laughing.

"If a man ever asked to fuck you for his own pleasure, would you let him?"

"I mean unless it's you, no."

The silence that filled the room was unnerving, deadly almost. Jeongin stared at you, and you stared back.

"You want to do what to me now?" Jeongin smirked, adjusting his posture, which made him look slightly bigger.

"I-I didn't mean-"

"What didn't you mean, darling?"

His voice never failed to make you wet. And yet you didn't have your vibrator with you right now.

"I mean it's not like I want to fuck you, I mean I do! But I-"

"You're so adorable." Jeongin chuckled, leaning back against the bedframe, spreading his legs a bit further. You could clearly see his erection pulsing through the fabric of his pants, "Does my good girl need dick in her pants?"

Good girl.

One simple nickname and you wanted to be devoured by him, carnally, brutally as he could.

"Fuck me then." You stated, not breaking eye contact with his beautiful eyes, "Fuck me and show me how it feels to break the rules for one time."

"If you say so." Jeongin chuckled, placing his hands on your hips and leaning in close. Your noses almost touched and you could feel his fingers tightening around the fabric of your skirt.

He stared at you hungrily and took in your figure which was clothed in a normal shirt and your skirt, his eyes flicked down to your chest.

Jeongin passionately pulled you in for an open-mouthed kiss, you were taken by surprise and put your hands against his chest, to pull back slightly, but Jeongin held you possessively and deepened the kiss to taste your tongue with his tongue.

He broke the kiss with a chuckle and playfully pushed you back onto your pillow, he peppered your neck with kisses and warm sucks.

"Ah fuck Jeongin." You whimpered, feeling his bulge press against your pussy. He hadn't even done anything and yet the simple gestures turned you on like a sinner in church.

"Already darling?" Jeongin chuckles again, feeling positively elated at how innocent you were, "It's alright we'll take it slow."

Jeongin rests his hands on your hips more tighter and lays you on the bed, taking in your sweet perfume. "Your roomate isn't home is she?" Jeongin asked, wigh uncertainty, his fingers toying with the waistband of your skirt. You simply nodded no, too distracted by the impact his fingers had on your waist.

"Good." Jeongin ripped off your skirt with one tug of his skirt, making you gasp loudly, "Then this'll be easier."

He cups your tits and let’s out a deep groan. You move to grab at his shirt and pause, nodding a question at him. He nods back at you and his godly chest is revealed. You then move to grab at his belt buckle and after that your clothes get removed pretty quickly.

He leaned down, kissing along your chest and the swells of your breasts. His teeth nipped at your skin, biting down hard enough to leave hickeys behind.

Jeongin chuckled at your reaction. He lightly rolled your nipple in between his metal thumb and index finger. You gasped loudly when his fingers pinched your nipple, sending a new sensation through your body. Both of his hands went down to your sleep shorts and pulled them down your legs, exposing your wet lacy panties to him. His fingers on his right hand rubbed your clit through your panties causing you to buck your hips against his hand, only for you to receive a smack on your inner thigh.

You squealed in surprise when he pinned you to the bed. He spread your legs, getting in between them. He rubbed his cock through your wetness before lining his tip up with your entrance. His tip alone stretched your pussy. He sinks his cock inside of you inch by inch. Your jaw dropped.

"Ah-ah big." You moaned, feeling him sink into you. You had never felt pleasure like this before. And you sure as hell loved it.

"Is that okay, darling?" Jeongin asked, raising a brow at you. He didn't want to hurt you or do anything that was out of his boundaries. But oh, did he love this.

“So fucking tight.” Jeongin groans, tilting his head back. Fuck, if only he had had this pussy before.

He whines and buries his head in your neck, alternating motions on your very stimulated clit, acting like he’s the one about to completely fall apart.

Once he was deep inside of you, he gave you a moment to adjust. You nodded your head, giving him permission to start thrusting. He starts thrusting pretty slowly, probably wanting to make sure you’re getting used to it, but his hand in your hair shows you that things aren’t going to be so tame for long. He pulled his cock almost all the way out, only leaving his tip inside of you and then thrusted back inside of you all at once.

“Oh fuck!” You moaned, trying your best not to be loud.

“Such a little slut.” Jeongin says, amused that someone like you, someone so pure, could be like this.

His thrusts got more rough. The sound of skin slapping filled the room. His tip hit that one spot inside of you repeatedly. You wrapped your hand around his wrist and squeezed it every time he hit that spot.

He doesn’t need another invitation, and you realize immediately he is not going to hold back as he grabs your hips with more force than before and slams inside you. His balls hit your clit over and over again, and you moan even louder, tilting your head so he can get the hint you want him to pull your hair. But he ignores it.

"Who knew a good little girl like you could be such a slut eh?" Jeongin whispers in your ear, making your cunt itch for him even more.

You whimpered in response. You slid your hand down to your clit and started to rub it in fast circles. Jeongin noticed and smacked your hand away, making you whimper.

Your cunt clenched around his cock, feeling your orgasm build up a second time.

“Jeongin, I’m— mhmm fuck!” You moaned, not being able to finish your sentence.

“Cum for me, darling.” Jeongin whispers in your ear, "Like the good girl you are."

His fingers gave your now sensitive clit a particular rough rub to help you chase your high. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you came harder than ever before. Jeongin’s thrusts became sloppy, feeling his orgasm approaching him.

You’re screaming before he can even finish as the strongest orgasm you’ve ever experienced takes over your body. It’s a blinding pleasure you can feel everywhere: from your pussy to your head and even fingers. And the way he keeps thrusting in and out of you at the same speed prolongs it.

Jeongin couldn’t take it anymore. After a few more thrusts, he came inside of you. His thrusts came to a slow stop. His hand left your throat and went to the back of your head, pulling you into a sloppy kiss. He pulled away and looked into your eyes for a few seconds before pulling out of you. He laid down next to you, staring up at the ceiling and breathing heavily.

"Oh fucking hell." He lets out a breathy chuckle, "That was fun wasn't it?"

"Thank you Jeongin." You pant, still not being able to understand that you just lost your virginity.

"No problem darling." Jeongin whispers, "Good little girls like you deserve the best heaven they can get."

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[magic-soda]

Grrrr

[supercasey]

TMA Child Avatars AU relationships ranked from best to worst

Trevor Herbert & Julia Montauk: Ideal father-daughter relationship that is envied by all. Very open and affectionate, complete with playful teasing and a lot of trust between them.

Simon Fairchild & Mike Crew: You know that meme of the father and son wearing those t-shirts that say "The Original" and "The Remix"? That's these two idiots. Very close relationship; 10/10, they have a lot of fun.

Alfred Grifter & Melanie King: They are so fucking weird, but also they get along like a house on fire; Alfred is a surprisingly good dad.

The Admiral & Georgie Barker: Good cat dad, even if Georgie can't understand him. Very sweet relationship; makes me wanna watch Totoro.

Trevor Herbert & Daisy Tonner: Pretty good, all things considered. Daisy's a bit distant because she's never had a dad before and she misses her mom, but it's healthier than most relationships in this AU are.

Michael Shelley & Danny Stoker: An even better relationship than what Tim and Michael have tbh; they joke around a lot and in general get along rather well.

Michael Shelley & Tim Stoker: They have more of a brotherly relationship than anything else, so they get along pretty well. They bond over a love for ugly shirts and cracking dumb jokes.

Gerry Keay & Melanie King: Sometimes you can't help but build a relationship on nothing but an agreed upon hatred of The Man, and honestly that's very valid. Punk siblings.

Michael Shelley & Helen Richardson: Somewhere between a brother-sister and father-daughter relationship, but they manage well enough. A bit too much fear involved that could fuck everything up for them later.

Gertrude Robinson & Sasha James: Okay how TF are you a decent mom to Sasha and not Jon??? There’s some obvious favoritism going on that bothers Sasha to no end.

Peter Lukas & Martin Blackwood: Simultaneously such an affectionate yet distant relationship, how TF did they pull this off??? They would be a lot better off if Peter went to therapy.

Elias Bouchard & Jon Sims: Very strange relationship because on one hand they obviously care about each other and get along well, but Elias is still a manipulative bastard at heart and Jon will probably resent him for that someday.

Gertrude Robinson & Jon Sims: Gertrude I'm begging you to be more of an affectionate mother to your son. There's a lot of yearning for love on Jon's end.

The Admiral & Oliver Banks: Strained af relationship because Oliver fears the Admiral and the Admiral doesn't like him as much as he likes Georgie. Could use a lot of work.

Nikola Orsinov & Danny Stoker: A very big yikes from me, but at least she doesn't smother him with as much attention as she does Tim. Danny hates her for how she treats his bro.

Annabelle Cane & Sasha James: Weird kinda sisterly relationship that borders on unhealthy because Annabelle is a bit obsessed with the Mother of Puppets and sees Sasha as a tool. Oof.

Nikola Orsinov & Tim Stoker: Fucking Y I K E S. Nikola loves Tim like a son but he hates her guts for trying to groom him and Danny into becoming monsters. No real hope for recovery here.

[vitosscaletta]

personality + relationships for julia & background + relationships for lucia 😌

rips you off and makes banners <3

PERSONALITY

What’s their alignment?

chaotic good/neutral. more neutral/lawful later on

Which one of the 16 Personality Types do they fit into?

Not looking at it in-depth but entj 😳

What are their hobbies and interests? Do they have any particular “favorites” (food, books, and so on)?

Writing obviously... Mostly her little newspaper articles though, she’s not creative enough to write fiction :/ Other than that she likes to read, mostly the standard literature of the time (she’s a big fan of Ernest Hemingway.. 😳) or some of her mom’s old stuff and a few other columnists she looks up to :) Also medical books her dad has in their living room. She reads those too. She also picked up sewing at some point in the late 20′s/early30′s but she’s kinda. whatever about it. Mostly did it when she couldn’t afford new clothes and tried to change the silhouette of her old stuff

What are they bad at?

Driving 😔 she’s not... bad... she’ll just yell at anyone for no reason and break speed limit all the time 

Do they have any vices/addictions/mental illnesses?

No lol but she smokes... sometimes 😒

What are their goals and motivations?

God she’s ambitious as hell and it has mostly to do with her job... she wants to be a famous journalist or something but most of all to be taken seriously? Insert that saying about having to work twice as hard as a man to get half as much respect. Besides that, she also believes whatever she puts out into the world could somehow change things for the better :) It’s a little naive so she’d never tell people but. 

What are their manners like? Any habits?

Her manners are.. good? But she’s chatty and won’t shut up and says whatever is on her mind so

RELATIONSHIPS

Do they have any friends? Would they consider anyone to be their best friend?

She’s friends with almost everyone at Salieri’s (except Frank ig just because I couldn’t see them interacting much.. and Vinny..) and mostly just hangs out with them, she doesn’t really interact with other people anymore. Friend group that consists almost exclusively of italians <3 Her best friends are Olive and Sarah, maybe also Carlo since he always hangs around the bar too while the others are doing idk mafia things and plays cards with them :/ She’s friends with the other guys too though. Including Ralphie to some degree, she feels sorry that everyone makes fun of him... then laughs at whatever mean shit the others say about him and feels bad about it 😔

What’s their love life like? (See also: ship question meme.) Do they have any kids?

Oh you know 🙄 has a stupid little crush on Sam because she likes evil men i guess... idk what to say because there’s. A lot. They hold hands on her dads couch, get together like a year later because hes a freak etc. You know how it ends in canon but in the sexy superior au they get married in 1939/1940 something but nothing changes bc she was living in his crappy little italy apartment anyway :) also no kids god.. 

Who do they look up to? Who do they trust?

Hmmm mostly her parents. Yes her dad is a crooked doctor but she wants to be like that too... He ends up in prison in the canon timeline though :c  Also her late mother... she was an author (not a well-known one lmao) who died in the late 1910s :/  She trusts uhhh.. her dad and her friends I suppose.. her close friends. 

Who do they hate? Do they have any enemies?

She dislikes/hates a lot of random people because she’s petty but has no real enemies? Maybe Morello & his gang but just because everyone else does.. She has the exact same opinion on him as Salieri so whenever he talks shit she’s like “haha YEAH! >:(”... then he goes crazy in the end :/

Do they have any pets?

Yes, a cat :) his name is Louie

Are they good with kids? Animals?

With kids... yeah, to some degree? She’s the cool aunt who teaches kids swear words like “oh nuts” and tells them (child-friendly versions of) stories about her mafia friends but she’s not really someone who could take care of a child all day 🙄 Animals... yeah? She’s good with cats but probably nothing else

BACKGROUND

Where were they born? What was their childhood like?

She was born in Parlermo in the 1920s but her family moved to america when she was very young so she has no memory of her old home :/ They weren’t very well off in sicily and that didn’t change when they moved, her parents worked shitty jobs with low pay so they didn’t have much & lived in some ugly little apartment in little italy with their three kids... Lucia had to take care of her brothers most of the time because her parents both worked.. and was usually the one who had to beat the other kids’ asses when they got into trouble with any of them 😒 She spent most of the free time she had studying and doing things for school so she could get a proper job and wouldn’t end up like her parents or whatever

What’s their family like?

Her parents like I said are both from Sicily.. her dad is a mechanic and mostly worked in some little garage. The earning wasn’t that bad for the time but he made a few debts to the bank (and other people trying to pay those off) in the 1930s so you know :/ Her mom worked part-time in some random store lol.. they loved her obviously but they were very strict and had a billion expectations while also not really being around enough. They do support her trying to do well in school, mayyyyybe also going to college and all that but still expect her to get married instead of pursuing a career in the end so she can become a proper housewife 😒  She also has two younger brothers, Antonio and Frank.. they’re closer and like i said... Lucia is the cooler older sister who beats up the other kids who mess with them. They don’t have much lore but.. they exist..

What factions or organizations are they a part of? What ranks and titles do they hold?

None... idk.... empire bay library where she works in the late 40′s/early 50s :) she initially just works there as a librarian but becomes an archivist in 1950 something.

How do they fit into their “story”?

Just like Mia, she’s Vito & Joe’s friend from childhood.. dumb teenage antics that end after high school and they grow apart while Vito is in the army and Joe does... crime things. She’s just doing her own thing until the like 2 months where Vito isnt in prison.. where she has to drive his ass home after he & Joe robbed that one jewelry store :^) also they all meet up again in 1951, life is good for 3 months

Where do they currently live? What’s their place like?

Some crappy little apartment complex in Westside except her apartment looks nice 😌 it’s nothing fancy but it’s cozy and nice, lots of books lying around (there’s a system to it according to her), some old furniture mixed with new mid-century style ones. She has a little sunburst clock hanging there.

How do they eventually die?

Uhhh probably just of old age... in a swamp..

RELATIONSHIPS

Do they have any friends? Would they consider anyone to be their best friend?

Her childhood friend group that I mentioned, consisting of Vito, Joe and Mia :) They all lived in the same crappy neighborhood and went to school together.. Apparently Joe was the neighborhood bully whch is funny as hell to me but also. Lucia got into his “gang” when he picked on her little brother and she threatened to beat his ass.. meanwhile Vito actually had to do that to get into their group lmao. They met Mia like two years later in church and all became friends when Lucia helped her out in school 😳 She’d definitely consider Mia her best friend, they still hung out after their little friend group fell apart :(

She’s also friends with Giuliana and by association Henry (not really she just hears about him from like everyone)

What’s their friend group like? What role do they play in it?

godd obviously she wasn’t the one who started shit but she gladly went along with whatever stupid bullshit the others were doing. She’s supposed to be the responsible smart one or something but she’s not... she’s the one who causes more trouble to help the others somehow 😌 Shoplifting antics

She started being responsible after graduating high school when her parents told her to do something with her life so she’s like... “time to stop hanging out with criminals and focus on college...”. she really misses it though :(

What’s their love life like? (See also: ship question meme.) Do they have any kids?

Ahem.... she and Vito.... Childhood friends to lovers 😌 they were just friends in high school & she thought she’d never see him again after he got arrested but she does in 1945. Then he gets arrested again :)) Uhh she probably briefly dated a few people during that time but nothing ever came out of it. They get together in 1951 though but i cant talk about my mafia ships here or I’ll combust. They also probably have kids idk yet.. they look like kids people

Who do they look up to? Who do they trust?

She trusts..... her friends. and her brothers. Doesn’t really look up to her parents though because that’s exactly what she doesn’t want to be :(

Who do they hate? Do they have any enemies?

She doesn’t have any enemies she just hates some random people by association (the irish gang, some random mafia men she doesnt know)

Do they have any pets?

Two cats. Ocs by me owning cats cinematic universe

Are they good with kids? Animals?

Yes, she’s good with both :)

[ghosty-schnibibit]

taz liveshow liveblog! woohoo! ^o^

this will be the first ep of taz i’ll have listened to as a person with a bachelors degree lmao, let’s go!

what is this description even oh my god

what do you mean make it quieter i can barely hear it

so this is the third apocalypse faerun has had to deal with? cool, very cool

"it's really very bad" thank you for the humor griffin

c y b e r b i r d s

i need fanart of that stat oh my god

"you fell asleep in normal ass faerun" oh so its like another mindscape thing, i feel instantly better about this

who is this burly man???

mood clint, mood

god i've missed these dumb boys

merle i love you

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ANGUS 

"leitenent? bullshit!" i love that that’s the most concerning thing for magnus in this situation 

ango's packin heat lmao

aww merle :')

this sounds like a garfield problem lmao

"may i, please" ilu angus omg

angus my sweet boy i love you so much

"my least favorite thing you do at the liveshows" ilu griffin

DAMN YOU SIRI

why is their griffin voice just clippy

YAY KILLIAN :D

i ' m  t a a k o

clint i love you so much

what is a klaxon griffin???

BROCK KNIFEBONE

"only we don't like it" god this is so good

oh my god is this the speech from independence day

welp, he died quickly lol

ilu travis omg

CYBER DOG YAY :D

dang i gotta write all this shit down, this is a lot of targets

AVI :D

LEON :DDD

... why do i have a feeling we're about to see some alternate reality major character death

MAGNUS NO

"and me against the dog!"

"i am going to cast" the hallmark of hilarious shit to come

taako is matrixing lmao

nice! gotta love chance lance

the curse of tanks

go merle! :D

oh no merle D:

this is such a wonderful mental image oh my god

TAAKO WHAT THE FUCK

"this is gonna be fine!" NO IT’S NOT TAAKO YOU DO NOT HAVE SPELLSHAPING 

well that went better than i thought lol

IS THAT THE FUCKING HAMSTER DANCE GRIFFIN

"but i'm going to" love you maggie

yay railspliter :D

"the dog has now slid so far away" pfffff

god that is such a cute mental image

FUTURE CYBER LUCRETIA

t h r e e  r a n d y  g u y s

well this is a thing that’s happening

POOF!

"robots are nothing if not a bunch of corners" love it

taako's going to fucking die

so he's running interference basically

maggie you dumb dumb boy

jesus christ taako you did not think this through

TAAKO THIS IS THE CLOUD KILL FROM THE BOSTON LIVESHOW ALL OVER AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

the world’s tiniest "FUCK"

that's like the third 24 he's gotten this ep wtf

yay! go carey! :D

"in this universe i'm omniscient" nice

"this is called dramatic conflict" god bless you clint

god i love this so much holy shit

"the doors that i've just invented shut behind you"

OH GOD NO IT'S UPSY

... wait is lucas the bad guy??? lucas is the bad guy isn't he

OH EWWW

"FRIENDS DON'T JUICE EACH OTHER" OH GOD

MERLE YOU ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT

i figured lol

OH MY GOD IT'S AGENT SMITH

"john?" "no, that'd be wild" i need that au fic

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'S HODGEPODGE AGAIN???

so lucas is the bad guy in a round about way lmao

OH NO, OH NO, THIS IS SO FUCKING CREEPY OH MY GOD

can't wait for amnesty to rip out my still beating heart and eat it two weeks from now :)))

it is probably better for them not to take on themselves, i learned that from an episode of teen titans

merle has just given up

yes heal taako please he's nearly dead

catch phrase bots lmao

OH THAT'S NOT GREAT

oh my god poor robot merle

aww poor clint lol

OH SHIT

yeah, it's not going to be great admittedly

"don't get it fuckin' twisted, i'm saving robot taako" ASDFJKLSFKLSS

TAAKO AND THE BOT

god i love this so much

ACTUAL MISSILE

NICE! GO MERLE!

so taako's back to nearly dead holy shit

they are all going to die

he sounds so excited and i love it

WHAP WHAP

oh my god travis

he's going to meet robo julia

... what is he going to turn robo taako into???

AWWWWW

GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST MENTAL IMAGE

extreme tin bible

... so how much health is taako at right now????? he's lost like 66 health if i'm adding right

what the fuck have you done to him taako??? why are you pulling a doctor willy on this robot merle?????

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK TAAKO

what does merle think of all this omg

"this is a weird fight" YEP

ROBOT CAT TAAKO

TAAKO'S FUCKING DEAD ISN'T HE

NOOOOO NOT ROBO CAT TAAKO

"can robo kravitz catch him?" i fucking love you justin mcelroy

"during my time when i assimilated you" griffin this is too close to the current abomination for comfort, i'm sad remembering dead boyd and possibly dead dani now

MERLE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE

YEEEEEAH!!!

YOU'RE ITCHIN FOR A GLITCHIN

jesus fuck magnus so many numbers

THIS IS LITERALLY THE CURRENT ABOMINATION GRIFFIN

NICE!!!

hodgepodgemen

YOU ARE GOING TO PERMAKILL TAAKO AND YOURSELF MERLE

YAAAAAY!!! :D

GO MERLE :DDD

half the crowd cheered so loud at lucas dying omg

...he’s talking to the robot merle isn’t he, yep, yep he is

WAIT MERLE HAD ONLY ONE HP?????

lucas wtf

this was so fuckin funny, i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard since the “you’re dating the grim reaper!?” lmao. also it was a good detraction from the current heartache of amnesty. i can’t wait to check the tag for fanart of this ep :D

[arikad0]

GOT A FEW MORE IDEAS

-after CV3, Alucard runs into a cave and seals himself in it by purposely causing a rock fall and pretty much guarantees that no one can get in, though he can get out. dunno if he still falls asleep or not but yeah he just kinda chills in a cave for a while

-since the leadership role is passed down through Leon's family, Alucard is the permanent deputy due to his strength. he acts as leader when the current one isn't around (and even when they are around sometimes let's be honest here). the only exception is when Richter makes his family leave the Clan. Alucard swore to protect them so he leaves too. during this time the leadership role is passed down through the Morris family while the deputy role is passed down through the Lecarde family

-instead of Soma and Dracula sharing the same soul, it's kinda like Cinderheart and Cinderpelt's situation where Soma is technically Dracula's reincarnation but they aren't the same cat

-merchants are medicine cats (so Vincent, Hammer, Jacob, Julia, Master Librarian, Merchant and Rinaldo. Iris and Abram are as well cause they are literally doctors). the medicine cats not being allowed to have mates rule doesn't exist in this au though cause it's stupid. probably won't be important but I'm just saying

-instead of not believing in vampires, Soma doesn't believe in the immortality curse. he just thinks it's some dumb story made up to scare kits

-the Whip's Memory just straight up is Richter's spirit. and honestly, kinda thinking about having the battle between him and Jonathan take place in the Dark Forest because the area it takes place in the games definitely doesn't give off StarClan vibes

alright I might eventually revive that old Castlevania Warrior Cats au I scrapped a few years ago so here's some ideas I have for it (side note I have absolutely no idea what any of the characters names are gonna be atm so I'll just use their regular names for now)

-Soma and Mina are Arikado and Yoko's apprentices (also while I have no idea what anyone's names are gonna be yet, I want Soma's warrior name to have the suffix "soul")

-leadership of the Clans will probably be passed down through the Belmonts??? honestly idk how the Clans are gonna work in this au or how many there are even gonna be

-Maria was stolen by Shaft as a kit and ended up being apprenticed early after she was rescued. Richter is also her mentor

-once Albus is killed he becomes a StarClan cat and willingly follows Shanoa around. then he becomes permadead like in canon

-Eric is a ghost and can't get to StarClan (kinda like what happens with Bramblestar in the Broken Code)

-Juste and Maxim compete for the leader title instead of Vampire Killer

-VAMPIRE KILLER DOESN'T EXIST SO IDK HOW THE FUCK JOHN DIES YET there is literally no idea here I just wanted to state that yeah I have no idea how I'm gonna kill that dude off

-Dracula is probably gonna be a Dark Forest cat that keeps getting revived from the dead

-Leon and Dracula started out as kittypets before. y'know. stuff happened. they along with Elisabetha and Sara are gonna keep their regular names during their time as kittypets

-Alucard is gonna be able to change into Arikado via weird StarClan shenanigans probably idk quite yet

-speaking of which, Alucard is still gonna change his name when he becomes Arikado. I'll try to keep their names similar like in canon but idk exactly how yet. also I have no idea if I'm gonna make his regular name a swapped version of Dracula's yet because. yeah finding two words that don't sound stupid in either order and fit them both might be tricky lol

-Death is definitely a Dark Forest cat

-also you know how Alucard views his immortality as a curse? well now it is one. Dracula was (willingly) cursed by the Dark Forest to be immortal and it was passed down to Alucard

that's it for now. not a whole lot so far but I like brainstorming aus for this silly vampire series. it's fun :) also if anyone has any ideas for this au feel free to tell me them 👀

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The fugiotrish cats get their own post bc >:3c

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My Dumb cat au but they're the cat pictures that my friend wouldn't stop sending

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Cat Doodles from my spam acc

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More cat >:3

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Woah can you draw giogio and bruno as cats in that one scene where bruno licks giogio´s face cuz that just like popped in my head in the middle of my day and I was like ¨Julia´s SMART cat au¨!!!! :3 (eek run-on sentence tell grammarly to be quiet)

Anon I'm SO sorry this has been on my inbox for almost two months I think but I had to get on the cat au mood instead of rushing smnt 😭 anyways I didn't feel/couldn't like...specifically draw Bruno licking giorno sooo I hope this works too!!

Just smnt wholesome for today I guess!

((Pro-shitters DNI))

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NYA~!!! *Takes a shit on the carpet* :3

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Kitten Ghiaccio ❤

Angy

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Literally nothing just cats ..pawssione

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Vento aureo Christmas day 15: Cozy.

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Dumb cat au ig