#julia hoffman

[chief-of-restless-hearts]

[fiddler-on-the-starship]

Addendum to that post I made about Transformers characters having opinions on the 60s vampire soap opera:

As much as Megatron would dislike Angelique for giving off Starscream Vibes, he'd still begrudgingly root for her to get her revenge on Barnabas, because fuck that guy, he is the WORST.

He'd like Julia, though. Julia would remind him of Shockwave. Highly intelligent and logical, driven by endless scientific curiosity, often ruthless in pursuing her goals and not especially concerned about ethics... yeah, that's Shockwave, that is literally Shockwave, I've cracked the code everyone, Dr. Julia Hoffman is humanformers Shockwave.

So in this hypothetical scenario where Megatron is watching a human soap opera for some reason, he sees this human scientist who is so much like one of his most loyal followers, the mech he trusted enough to leave in charge of Cybertron while he was gone, and he watches with growing frustration as this Little Organic Shockwave devotes her time and energy and her brilliant scientific mind to Barnabas Fucking Collins, and he thinks,

"Julia, for fuck's sake, get better taste in men, that shitty fucking vampire does NOT deserve you."

[atimburtonfan]

[darkshadowsshiptourney]

Dark Shadows Ship Tournament

[starrycotton-faves]

Female characters in Tim Burton's movies, pt. 2

[cirilee]

time for a redraw !!!

[barnabasshadows]

[dancurtisowesmemoney]

Dark Shadows’ Hottest Character?

[etchetceteraart]

doctor julia Hoffmann ma’am can I be a patient in your sanitarium

[countesspetofi]

Barnabas and Julia sighing about how they'd better stop at the Old House for the hammer and stake in the same tone of voice any other couple would use for swinging by the grocery store for toilet paper and cat food.

[barnabascollins]

You’re complimenting me, Barnabas. You must want something.

[emster-ds]

I still stand by this

[starrsarchive]

ceo of editing movies you've never heard of!!

this is my edit, the watermark is just under a different username!

( @gvmdisease i lost my shit making this)

[atimburtonfan]

[darkshadowsshiptourney]

Dark Shadows Ship Tournament

[multifandomfix]

Julia Hoffman Fluff Alphabet

A = Aroma (What do they smell like?)

Whiskey and cherries. No amount of perfume ever quite manages to cover it up, but you wouldn’t want it to.

B = Babe (What would they use as pet names? Do they use them a lot?)

Julia utilizes pet names mostly when she wants to ask a favor of you. She’ll use them more casually as well, but when she really starts laying them on thick, you know what she’s up to.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She doesn’t consider herself a cuddler, but she is. Especially in her sleep. She likes to throw her arm over you in her sleep and she even holds onto you quite tightly sometimes.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? What would they think about living together?)

She’s not 100% sold on the idea of fully settling down, but she is very agreeable to living together. She wants to be able to share the same space as you whenever she wants.

E = Emotion (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

She’s more affectionate drunk than sober. She’ll hang on you when she’s drunk, but even sober she’s a touchy person.

F = Flirt (How do they flirt? Are they smooth or awkward?)

She’s a bit of a messy flirt. Sometimes she’s able to pull off a line that surprises you, and sometimes she can’t seem to string a coherent thought together around you.

G = Gifts (Are they a gift giver? What kind of gifts do they give?)

She’s really not much of a gift giver. Every once in a while she’ll come up with something so incredibly thoughtful that you’ll wonder how she did it.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Julia is pretty neutral on hugs. Sometimes they feel nice, sometimes they feel more stifling. It just depends on her mood.

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Too fast, and probably drunk. There may even be a time or two she forgets she’s said it. But the first time she says it sober, that’s when she really means it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She can get pretty jealous, even if her jealousy is unwarranted. Usually she’ll turn doubly hard to a bottle of alcohol to numb the feeling.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?)

You can always count on Julia’s kisses being full of passion. If she’s going to kiss you, she’s damn well going to make it count.

L = Little ones (How are they around children? Would they want some of their own?)

She’s not great with children, but she’s alright with them for short periods of time. She’s definitely not eager to have any of her own.

M = Meet (How did they meet you?)

At a bar in Collinsport. You kept eyeing her from across the room, so she thought she’d introduce herself and the rest is history.

N = Nurture (Are they good at taking care of you if you’re hurt/sick?)

If you’ve got a hangover then she’s your girl, but if it’s anything else, she’s not so great at helping you through it.

O = Out (What’s a typical date night with them like?)

Old black and white movies, a bottle of wine and conversation. That makes up the vast majority of your date nights.

P = Propose (When do you/they propose? How does the proposal go?)

A proposal may never come, and that’s alright with you and Julia. You like things the way they are, and you don’t need a proposal to solidify your commitment.

Q = Quirk (What small habit/feature/quirk do they have that you find especially endearing?)

The way she lowers her sunglasses at people when she’s judging them. It’s adorable and doubles down her intent to embarrass them.

R = Routine (What does a typical day together look like? Routines, schedules, habits?)

You usually have to get Julia up in the morning, which can be a struggle sometimes. And the rest of your daily routine is basically navigating around one another until you’re both so exhausted that you head to bed.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)

She doesn’t feel the need to be super protective. That’s not saying she won’t step in when someone is saying shit to you. She very much will if she thinks you want or need the backup.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, etc?)

Julia is usually a low effort type, but even so, you find the sort of nice, relaxing. Not everything needs to be an Olympic sport.

U = Unique (What’s something they’d only do for you?)

She’s come to rely on alcohol over the years, but for you, she makes a conscious effort to cut back. You may never get her to stop, but for you she tries her best not to overdo it.

V = Vulnerable (How long does it take them to feel comfortable being vulnerable around you?)

Julia is what she is and she’s going to be upfront about it right off the bat. She doesn’t have time to suffer people who don’t get her.

W = Wardrobe (What would they wear to impress you?)

Mini skirts. She has great legs and she knows you’re always going to be staring when she puts on a mini skirt. She loves to tease you that way.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Julia loves your hair. Whether it’s touching it or smelling it, she just adores it. She’ll go to the bathroom just to smell your shampoo sometimes, especially when you’re away for some reason.

Y = You (What are some things they would like in a partner?)

Someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves and won’t judge her for being her. That’s really all she asks.

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

Julia truly sleeps like the dead. It’s a monumental effort in waking her sometimes. The house could be on fire and she’d likely not even know it.

For @fairyfaefiction

Julia Hoffman: @iticaboopsyou, @jona-lea, @music-bird, @fairyfaefiction, @chillinftladygaga, @geekyandgay98, @tissaiasdarkone, @thekirbishow