#juggernog has enough sugar to put diabetics in the fucking hospital
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She looked up the ingredients in the various Perk-a-Colas... "...what the actual fuck? There's one or two of these that even I wouldn't drink... eugh. How the hell are humans still alive after chugging these nasty swills on the daily?"
#muse side (ic)#blah blah blah (musings)#seriously tho#most of the perk a colas would either make you sick or kill you#quick revive has cat piss in it#stamin-up has high octane gasoline#speed cola literally has speed IT CONTAINS METH#tombstone soda has chalk in it#phd slider/flopper contains nitroglycerin#juggernog has enough sugar to put diabetics in the fucking hospital#also hi how are y'all?
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