#judging by the way he grabs that cat like a dollar store sticky hand and holds her by the scruff i doubt he knows how to hold a cat

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Globby and that cat get off to a rough start in s1e3 "Big Roommates 2", but by s2e16 "The Globby Within" they seem to get along just fine, so I like to think there was some behind-the-scenes development there :)

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The Maggie Simpson Show E1913 Maggie’s Birthday Party at Chuck-Up-Cheese Rated 15 warning contains mild nudity if you are  easily offended please do not read

INT, MAGGIE’S BEDROOM-DAY

Maggie has just got up she is wearing her pink Pajamas and looking at herself in the mirror.

MAGGIE

Hello, welcome to the Maggie Simpson Show, today is a very special day you want to know what it is?

Maggie gets a party noise maker and blows it.

MAGGIE

That’s right, Happy Birthday to me, I am six years old a big number I’m going to take a shower while I do that why don’t you go and see what the others are up to!

In the simpsons kitchen Marge is making Maggie a special breakfast since it is her birthday.

HOMER

Why the hell does she get to have as special breakfast all I get is pancakes!

MARGE

You wanted pancakes!

HOMER

(ANNOYED GRUNT)

Then Maggie enters the room and takes her place at the table she is now wearing her normal clothes Marge gives her a special breakfast.

MARGE

A Special breakfast for the birthday girl!

MAGGIE

Thanks Mom!

LISA

Happy Birthday Maggie!, and here is a card!

Maggie opens it and she sees Lisa has gives her five Dollars.

MAGGIE

Thank you Lisa!

Bart gives her his card.

BART

Happy Birthday Mags!

She opens the card and it says your my sister and I love you from Bart

MAGGIE

Thanks Bart!

HOMER

and tonight we will be taking Maggie somewhere special!

MAGGIE

Cool!, can’t wait till I come home from school!

EXT, PLAYGROUND-DAY

Maggie is accepting birthday cards from her friends when Joanne walks up to her.

JOANNE

Happy Birthday Maggie!

She gives her a card she opens it and its a homemade card.

JOANNE

I made this for you!

MAGGIE

Thanks Joanne, its really um nice!

JOANNE

Glad you like it I spent hours making that just for you I missed TV time and everything, oh well see you later Maggie!

Joanne walks away from them but Maggie doesn’t like the card Joanne made.

MAGGIE

This card stinks you guys but I can’t tell Joanne that it will make her cry and I don’t want to do that!

LILLY

Yeah, I totally understand that Maggie!

JUDITH

So do I!

SKYE

If someone said to me Skye!, I hate that card you made I’d just cry and cry and cry till I couldn’t cry anymore!

MAGGIE

Skye, I love your card!

SKYE

Thank you Maggie!

MAGGIE

There is a surprise party somewhere tonight and your all invited!

In the kindergarten Mr Johnson is telling them about a classroom party for Maggie

JOHNSON

And since it is Maggie’s birthday I’ll go to the store and buy a cake and some party food but for now I think we should do what Maggie wants to do!

LILLY

This isn’t going to involve paint is it?

Maggie looks at Lilly smiles

LILLY

Oh for godsake!

In the painting area later the kids are now barefoot accept for Lilly they are playing in the paint and are enjoying.

SKYE

Don’t like this, don’t like this, don’t like this!

MAGGIE

Oh come on Skye its fun!

SKYE

If you say so Maggie!

EMMA

I do this for you Maggie, but I despise this activity!

LILLY

Not mine either but I’m not taking off my socks no way!

SKYE

I can understand why it is kind of sticky!

Skye looks at her own feet.

SKYE

Eww!

FADE TO LATER IN THE KINDERGARTEN

The Kids are now wearing their shoes and socks again and are sitting at a table that is decorated for a party Mr Johnson has put a cake on the table with six candles and a buffet of party food at the other side of the classroom.

JOHNSON

I think now we should sing Happy Birthday to Maggie but I’ll light the candles first!

Mr Johnson lights the candles Gerald makes a rude comment about Maggie

GERALD

Do we have to sing to her?

SKYE

I’m going to sing even though I have been told I sound like a cat on a hot tin roof!

JOHNSON

After three one two three!

They all sing happy birthday to Maggie then they all cheer Maggie blows out the candles then Principal Skinner walks in the room.

SKINNER

Eric!, what is going on in here?

JOHNSON

Seymour!, Its Maggie Simpson’s birthday so I decided to have a classroom party for her!

GERALD

Just remembered it is my birthday too you see me and Maggie were born on the same day we’re not twins or anything we just share a birthday!

MAGGIE

Oh Yeah, Happy Birthday Gerald!

SKINNER

Eric, the point is no parties in the classroom without permission from me!

He leaves the room.

JOHNSON

Lets continue are party!

MAGGIE

But principal Skinner said we couldn’t have a party!

JOHNSON

One thing I don’t do is let people tell me what I can have and what I can’t have!

MAGGIE

You know what Mr Johnson, I think I like you!

Mr Johnson smiles at Maggie

later that evening The Simpsons are in Homer’s car he is driving them to Maggie’s surprise party Maggie is wearing a blindfold so she can’t see where they are.

MAGGIE

Anyone know where we’re going?

HOMER

All will be revealed sweetie!

Then they arrive and Homer knocks a car out of the handicapped space.

LISA

Dad!, that was the handicapped space!

HOMER

Anyway!, here we are!

Maggie takes off her blindfold and she sees Homer has taken her to Chuck-Up-Cheese!

MAGGIE

Wow Dad!, Chuck-Up-Cheese!

HOMER

Well, its your Day sweetie Happy birthday!

Inside Chuck-Up-Cheese a mouse greats them.

MOUSE

Welcome to Chuck-up-cheese!, my name is chuck I hope you enjoy your time with us!

MAGGIE

Thank you Chuck!

MOUSE

Let me show you to your table!

They are seated at their table and Chuck brings their food.

CHUCK

Here you go!

MAGGIE

Thank you Chuck!

Maggie’s friends are sitting at the same table including Joanne

MAGGIE

Any of you guys want to play in the ballpool?

LILLY

Isn’t that the thing where you can lose your socks?

MAGGIE

It can happen!, come on lets have fun!

They arrive at the ballpool Maggie sees a sign that says Due to costumers losing their socks in the ballpool please remove your socks before getting in signed Chuck the mouse!

LILLY

If I have to do that I’m not doing the ballpool!

SKYE

Lilly!, you have to rules are rules!

LILLY

Alright!, Alright!, but I don’t like doing this!

They all remove their shoes and socks and get in the ballpool.

MAGGIE

WOO-HOO!, this is fun, uh oh!

Maggie sinks to the bottom.

MAGGIE

Too Many balls!, too many Balls!, too many!

She comes up gasping for air

MAGGIE

Balls!

A woman heard Maggie say balls and gets the wrong idea about it.

WOMAN

Well, how rude!

Back at the table and her friends are now wearing shoes and socks again and now having the party with Chuck the mouse.

CHUCK

Okay, time for the show!

They all face the stage a mouse walks over to Maggie

MOUSE

I hear its someone’s birthday today!

MAGGIE

Yes, its mine!

MOUSE

Come on join us on the stage and we’ll sing the birthday song!

Maggie gets on stage and the mouse makes her sit in a chair.

MOUSE

Okay, everyone lets sing the birthday song!, its your birthday today and your celebrating it here at Chuck-up Cheese!

They all cheer Maggie stands up grabs the microphone and gets carried away.

MOUSE

Oh I almost forgot!

He gets a cream cake and pushes it in Maggie’s face.

MOUSE

Happy Birthday!

Everyone laughs at Maggie but Maggie is not laughing she very angry.

She turns to the mouse and kicks him where you shouldn’t kick.

MAGGIE

Serves you right Mr Mouse, everyone lets riot!

All the kids riot and tear the place apart then Chef Wiggum lou and Eddie turn up.

WIGGIUM

Alright men, sort out the kids!

LOU

Right chief!

They arrest Maggie for causing the riot.

MAGGIE

Hey, its my birthday you know!

WIGGIUM

You’re under arrest Simpson!, you can spend the remainder of your birthday in a cell!

INT, SPRINGFIELD COURT-DAY

Maggie is standing in front of Judge Harm and Judge Harm is not very happy with Maggie

MAGGIE

Let me just say I am really sorry!

HARM

People usually are when they come in front of me, Causing a riot at Chuck-Up-Cheese?

MAGGIE

That mouse pied me in the face what do you expect me to do?

HARM

You should have gone along with the fun!

MAGGIE

I was going along with the fun!, it stopped being fun when I got pied in the face I hate getting pied in the face!

Maggie has a meltdown right there Judge Harm doesn’t understand what she is seeing so she holds Maggie in contempt

HARM

Miss Simpson!, for your outburst I hold you in contempt!

MAGGIE

Shut up!

In the detention cells Maggie is in a cell alone but Maggie doesn’t care the court worker comes up to her.

MAN

You know all you have to do is apologize to the judge!

Maggie gives him a look.

MAN

But that’s not for everybody, just think about what I said!

Maggie sits in her cell and thinks.

MAGGIE

Hmm, I was kind of rude to the judge so maybe I should apologize!

Back in the courtroom Maggie is standing in front of the Judge.

MAGGIE

Judge Harm!, I am really sorry for getting all angry I do have autism!

HARM

I guess I can let you off the hook, but the Chuck-up-cheese incident I cannot let you off Maggie Simpson!, I sentence you to community service!

MAGGIE

this community service where will it be?

INT, SPRINGFIELD RETIREMENT CASTLE-DAY

Maggie is talking to her grandpa in his room.

ABE

and then I shot the germans that very night!

MAGGIE

During WW2 right?

ABE

Sure Sweetheart!, anyway we had just shot some Germans but Adolf Hitler was still at large and we never saw where he went to!

MAGGIE

Good story Grandpa but right now I need the bathroom!

Maggie exits the room a few minutes later she returned to her grandpa.

ABE

Maggie!, did you find the bathroom okay?

MAGGIE

Yes thank you Grandpa do we get lunch around here?

ABE

Sure but its all mush!

MAGGIE

Eww!, that sounds disgusting, I’ll take you to a place that serves good food!

ABE

I don’t think I’m allowed to leave the home!

MAGGIE

Come on Grandpa you’ll love it!

She grabs his hand and drags him along with her.

INT, KEN’S CHICKEN-DAY

Maggie and Abe are making their orders on the machine Maggie is showing Abe how to do it.

MAGGIE

you select your order on here then you pay with your card like this!

Maggie puts her card on the machine and she waits for her order.

FADE TO LATER IN KEN’S CHICKEN

Maggie and Abe are eating what they have ordered and Abe likes it.

ABE

This is a lot better then what we get in the home!

MAGGIE

Told you you’d like it!

ABE

Well you helped me and for that I want to get you something and you are my granddaughter as well!

MAGGIE

Well I could do with some more soda!

ABE

Okay Sweetie!

He brings her soda to the table but Abe trips and spills it all over Maggie, Maggie is wet from head to toe Maggie is not happy she gets very Angry and has a massive Meltdown.

MAGGIE

(MELTDOWN) Ahhhh you horrible old man you wet my clothes!

Back at thew home

Maggie is now wearing a towel because her clothes are wet.

ABE

Maggie, I’m sorry I wet your clothes!

MAGGIE

Not as sorry as I am, don’t talk to me!

Maggie turns her back on Abe.

ABE

Maggie!

MAGGIE

I said don’t talk to me I’m waiting for my Dad to pick me up!

INT, THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM-DAY

Maggie is sitting on the couch now wearing her normal clothes then Homer gives her a package addressed to her.

HOMER

Maggie, this just came in the mail for you!

She takes the package from Homer opens it inside is a Zimz 4 gift card with a letter, Maggie reads the letter screws it up and throws it in the waste paper basket.

MAGGIE

I’ll take the game but I’m not forgiving the old bastard!

HOMER

Why what did he do?

MAGGIE

(ANGRY) What did he do?, What did he do?, he only spilled soda all over me but he did let me have a shower in the home so wasn’t all bad I guess!

HOMER

So you forgive him?

MAGGIE

No, but I’ll think about it!

She gets up from the couch and goes upstairs to her room then Lisa enters the room she sits next to Homer on the couch.

LISA

Do you want me to have a word with her Dad?

HOMER

Yeah okay but don’t let her know you’re doing it for me!

In Maggie’s bedroom Maggie is playing her game When Lisa enters the room.

LISA

Maggie, can I talk to you for a minute?

Maggie gets up from her chair and walks towards Lisa

LISA

Dad told me all about the problem with grandpa I know he spilled soda on you he is trying to make it up to you that’s why he bought you this game and he doesn’t have much left time left for this world!

MAGGIE

Alright, I’ll go to the home and make up with him!

Lisa smiles at Maggie

INT, SPRINGFIELD RETIREMENT CASTLE-EVENING

Maggie is asking the nurse where her grandpa is

MAGGIE

Hi, have you seen my grandpa Abe Simpson!

NURSE

Yeah I think he’s in the TV Room I’ll take you to him!

In the TV room Maggie is standing in front of her Grandpa

MAGGIE

Grandpa, its me Maggie!

ABE

Hi Sweetie you’ve come to see you’re old grandpa!

MAGGIE

Yes, I do forgive you for spilling soda on me and I’m sorry for getting really mad I just can’t help that due to my autism and I bought you a box of your favorite candy old Toffee!

Abe stands up and they both hug

ABE

Oh not so rough my bones are weak!

MAGGIE

Sorry Grandpa!

ABE

You can stay the night if you want I’ll call that father of yours and tell him your staying here tonight!

MAGGIE

Won’t the nurses mind me staying here?

ABE

I don’t care what some snooty nurse says, do what your told take  your medication!

MAGGIE

Well that’s okay then!, but I don’t have my pajamas!

ABE

Pajamas?, when I was your age we slept in our underwear no pajamas in my day dag nabbit!

MAGGIE

Well I’ve always fancied sleeping naked and I do when my Dad isn’t looking!

ABE

Okay Maggie I’ll take you up to the room and I’ll call your Dad from there!

Abe takes Maggie up to his room, once there Maggie sees only one bed.

MAGGIE

Grandpa! There is only one bed!

ABE

I’ll give you a blanket and a pillow and you can sleep on the floor best I can offer you!

MAGGIE

Guess it will have to do, well I’m off for a shower where’s your bathroom?

Abe takes her to it by opening a door.

ABE

There’s soap and a towel in there enjoy your shower!

Maggie goes in and closes the door then Abe picks up a very old phone and calls Homer

ABE

Homer, Maggie is staying with me tonight I know you want here home but she wants to stay the night with her old grandpa yes I’ll bring her round in the morning goodnight!

Then Maggie comes out of the bathroom carrying her clothes and wearing a towel.

ABE

Hey sweetie, do you feel better now after your shower?

MAGGIE

Yes thank you Grandpa!

ABE

you want to watch TV?

MAGGIE

Sure!

He turns it on but it doesn’t work.

ABE

(ANGRY) Dag Nabbit!

MAGGIE

Nevermind Grandpa we can just talk!

ABE

Alright!, I’ll tell you another war story during WW2-

MAGGIE

please Grandpa no more war stories, I’ll tell you about my day at school!

Maggie tells him about her day at school.

FADE TO LATER

MAGGIE

And that was my day at school!

She sees Abe is asleep in the chair.

MAGGIE

Well time for bed then!

She sees that there is no blanket or pillow on the floor

MAGGIE

Well I’ll have to sleep in Grandpa’s bed he won’t mind!

Maggie stands at the bed with her back to the camera she takes off her towel and gets in bed.

MAGGIE

Ah time for sleep!

She turns out the light

the next morning Maggie is still asleep in Abe’s bed Abe has gone down for breakfast  he brings some up for Maggie and wakes her up.

ABE

Here you go sweetie, Breakfast!

Maggie wakes up

MAGGIE

Thanks Grandpa!

Maggie sits up in bed and eats her breakfast.

Then a nurse comes in

NURSE

Mr Simpson!, we don’t allow visitors to stay the night she has to leave!

ABE

She’s going back to her dad’s today!

NURSE

Well that’s okay then!

She leaves the room.

MAGGIE

Think I’d better take a shower after breakfast!

ABE

Alright!

Maggie finishes her breakfast gets out of bed and doesn’t realize she’s naked and Abe sees all.

ABE

(SPLUTTERS) Put on a towel Maggie!, we don’t want to see that!

MAGGIE

Oh!, sorry grandpa!

Maggie grabs her towel and puts round her then she goes in the bathroom.

ABE

Damn little ingrate!

INT, MAGGIE’S BEDROOM-NIGHT

Maggie is sitting on her bed wearing her Pajamas she is talking to the viewers watching.

MAGGIE

Hello Again, in this weeks episode I had a birthday party at Chuck up cheese I got carried away and lost it with a mouse who pied me in the face and for that I am really sorry viewers, see you next time!

FADE TO CREDITS