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Agatha fumbled so bad when she saw Lilia that, within the two minutes of meeting her, she spilled her most guarded secret

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Sometimes the group is relaxing together and suddenly Agatha and Rio will start arguing until it gets to the point where they start making out and the coven has to leave the room before they witness them having sex

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The reason why they didn't show or even mentioned Rio taking Lilia after her death is bc they fucked nasty after she died

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Let me say that both Agatha and Rio had a crush on Lilia

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Lithario fighting headcanons:

Rio and Agatha don’t really argue, Rio usually just annoys Agatha to the point where she gets out of the room or start throwing stuff and screaming while Rio cackles.

They always get into physical fights that, more times than not, end up as their foreplay.

Lilia and Agatha are always bickering, Lilia is always so done with Agatha’s bullshit and the purple witch plays sly to exasperate her.

She’s always amused by Lilia rolling her eyes and finds it really hot the way her voice sounds when she’s angry.

Rio and Lilia never fight, something about Lilia brings a sense of calmness to lady death that nothing else does.

Rio always does what Lilia asks, no questions asked, and she always takes the yellow witch’s side when she argues with Agatha, leaving the purple witch pissed off.

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Rio’s nickname for Lilia is Lily and she always has the flower around her house to remind her of her favorite green witch

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I feel like Rio is the type of partner that writes flower poems/analogies and presents them to Agatha and Lilia

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“Oh, why do you ship Rio x Lilia?”

Death has not only been following Agatha’s life.

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Agatha’s mommy issues are definitely being addressed by Lilia when they are in bed

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I love your Lilia/Agatha/Rio, more headcannons or blurbs??

Yes yesss, I’m not sure what blurbs are but I can give you a few headcanons I have for them!!

I’ll stick to them as a trouple, cause if we are talking couples separately, this would be a whole speech.

LITHARIO HEADCANONS

1. Rio always writes these sweet poems making analogies to flowers and Agatha and Lilia. Her nickname for them is my Azalea and my Lily.

2. Rio is always touch starved and she’s pesters Agatha all the time about it, until she realizes she has another lovely gf that can be very affectionate. It always takes a while, but eventually Agatha notices that she’s also touch starved and join them in the cuddle.

3. I’ve said this before, I believe Lilia brings a sort of calmness to Rio that nothing else does. So sometimes they are having a quiet moment, like Rio is laying in Lilia’s lap while she plays with the hair and reads a book and suddenly Agatha will burst in and wreak havoc, spiraling Rio back into her agitated self. Lilia calls her Hurricane Harkness when this happens. (Please don’t steal the name and if you wish to use, just give me credit;)

4. Before they got with Lilia, Agatha and Rio had a bet of which one of them could make her bend and sleep with them. None of them won, bc they were the ones who bended after Lilia got tired of the teasing.

5. Agatha and Rio sucked at flirting with Lilia!!! Rio kept scaring her and being weird. Agatha wasn’t as mean to her as she was with the others, while subtlety seeking her approval. It took a while for Lilia to realize they were interested in her and not trying to drive her mad.

6. In a modern universe, they dressed up for Halloween as Oz characters, Agatha was the wicked witch, Lilia was Glinda and Rio was Toto.

7. Lilia and Agatha are always arguing, but Rio is a big puppy when it comes to Lilia so she always takes the older witches side. (Not only bc she agrees, but bc she loves to see Agatha loose her shit)

8. Sometimes Agatha and Rio start fighting until it turns into a physical fight and then suddenly they are foreplaying. Lilia just ignores the living room being turned upside down because she knows she will make them clean up afterwards and continues drinking her tea.

9. Agatha and Rio love wine drunk Lilia bc after she spills all the tea, she drags them to the bedroom and destroys them.

10. It’s not always that the three of them share the same kink, but it’s fine bc they have another girlfriend who does.

11. One time Lilia was buying coffee for them, she took too long and they went looking for her, only to find a barista flirting with their girlfriend. Rio growled so much that Lilia had to hold her back while Agatha had the girl by her collar and was whispering threats into her face. They never went back to that coffee shop (probably bc they were expelled from the place).

12. (This one is by my lovely moot @sapphicwitch ) One time on the road, the group woke up and caught Rio and Agatha sleeping together. Agatha jumped and said it was bc she was cold, Rio turned to Lilia, grabbed Agatha by the waist and said “Hey Lilia, happy to help next time you feel a chill. Skin to skin.” (First time she successfully flirted with her)

13. Before they got together, the rest of the coven were always weirded out by the way Agatha and Rio reacted to Lilia. The older woman was the only one who didn't noticed they had a crush on her.

I probably have a lot more, but this is what I was able to come up with at the spur of the moment!!

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Agatha’s way of avoiding death is by keeping her at arms length

Lilia’s way of avoiding death is by running away from her as much as she can

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I love that Rio’s way of flirting with Lilia is by being extremely weird and scaring her lmaooo