#juan post

[beloved-menagerie]

did any wizard out there just invent Zydrate but for real? uh, that feels like something that ought to have happened after a wizard watched that movie

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

[blocked: Felix]

poor fucking kitty??????

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

am i el muchacho de los ojos tristes today or am i normal

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

what pokemon are mine. uh. or would be mine. or that i am. ?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i think i need a new uhh, specific, viss goal, specific project? and I guess since I can sort of do different, more interesting colours like, not natural normal human colours, on skin, maybe i should practice getting better at that. with the goal of uhhh,

what if I could make them, shiny?

like uh.

glitter freckles. imagine.

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

Parasite - 6-7/10 pretty good but in a sort of standard type way idk

Draculas - 2/10 this is actually a real guy from what i understand

Ticks - 1/10 this is like two people's names on here so, uh. confusing.

Blood larvae - 4/10 this sounds like something from a video game

Deaders - 5/10 this sounds like something from a tv show?

Coagulants - 0/10

Carcs - 8/10 like as in 'carcass'? i actually like this one it rolls off the tongue kinda

Those feratus - 6/10 uhhh i understand this is also a specific type of guy but it is funny, so

Graveyard guzzler - ???/10 isnt this that guy from Repo?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

im exhausted and everything still kind of feels like its five miles away or down a long tunnel. I remember Cherry taking me to the car but I don't remember him arriving and I dont remember getting home either, just, here and today right now just sort of, happened.

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

my Domitor is texting me asking what yaoi is. Dragon, I dont know either??

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

what am I supposed to do in this situation. rock back and forth like some sort of rotisserie idiot? pancake stack? lay across crosswise. what about my chest what about my arms holding you ever so gently. uh. do we set a timer and swap every quarter hour?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i should put the whiskers back for halloween. one day only, whiskers, me.

although i guess it's not really 'put back' more like uh, 'lengthen'. pull back out the pores. since I never uhhh, since I never. since i never Technically got rid of them after my little experiment? not with viss? not like, forever, i mean i didnt want to waste the blood. they just. I just

its just like hair right like when i shave that takes care of them just fine. regular stubble. or the ones near my eyebrows i like, uhh. i pluck. i pluck them out. when they. and nobody ever had to see

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

maybe there should be some sort of uhh, 'ghouls learning wizard stuff' book club...

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

when the fuck did Cherry get in here

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i wonder what the ghoul slurs are...

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

oh? were hunting? hunt time soon?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

'dazed from bloodloss' is such a fun uhhh, such a fun sensation, i wish the old time bloodletters were right and it was good for you and 'balanced humors' or whatever

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

you cant just grasp that shit and yank it around and expect it to work out the way you want. ok.

-- Juan