#juan post

[beloved-menagerie]

...so vampires can drink animal blood, right? mostly. like it's just calorie deficiant or something? uh. compared to people blood?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

have we ever had ventrue juicebox before?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i need more volunteers to get bit uhh 100% full venom style so i can have more stupid little pain index blurbs

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

'i can drag one of the wights out and let you bat it around for a bit' no Miodrag thats uhhh thats, thats not what i want those things are fucking terrifying. but uh im, im glad i've apparantly moved on in status from 'if you try to play with one of the wights ill break both your legs about it so you cant try again soon'. i think?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

@jujulebee @cherrybombflash

heeeyyyy uhh. what are you opinions / thoughts on if i got mirrored nictitating membranes installed? ...fun? stupid? nuance?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

Favorite movie? Or ,mmaybe some thing you love about your self.

i think. hm. ok yeah its probably? repo? or at least that one part of repo with the song and, i mean the rest of it is sort of, i remember getting really mad at that one guy, but, uhhh, i guess it was in a fun way so yeah ok. repo. the one with the song.

myself, uh. i love my venomous fangs and also the eyeshine and purring.

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

what if i unzipped my arm and braided all the blood vessels in there like one of those friendship bracelets. uh. i could do that

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

and to think i wanted to try and figure out how to stop being so fucking mad today

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

...you can throw up blood in a flirty style, right?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

@stringmeat

temporary truce specifically to fuck Jackie?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i mean i cant just say 'vampires'

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

Again?

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

i mean i knew it was going to happen with him eventually but i didnt expect them to be involved like that, I, nhngn.

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

thank goodness i have two people that know about clothes because uhhh because i Am going to need help picking out something Smart and Nice for Florix and Highway's beautiful marriage event

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

ok, that and the juicy shorts, and when its my turn to donate for soup night

-- Juan

[beloved-menagerie]

im not sure if he's sobbing or if his eyes are just watering real bad

-- Juan