#jreg white identitarian

[incorrectjregquotes]

nazi, about ancap: i've been dropping subtle hints that i love him ancap walks by nazi: i hate you

[coldmetal25]

I know the Centricide Fandom is like on life support rn but I got some fitness/body headcanons

Ancom: 

Doesn’t actually work out (in a traditional sense I guess), just jogs occasionally. 

Thin and in a weird state of fit and unfit (good endurance but cant lift shit) 

a runner’s body, if you will

plus que’s short but that’s a given

Ancap:

Doesn’t work out either and is a just a tall string bean

Okay so he also works out a bit in his private gym (but then passes out like 10 minutes after starting)

Is just generally unfit but he tries 

Commie:

tall and bulky

Like a worker’s body if that makes sense

no really defined muscle that you would see on a body builder but still strong

Is just slightly shorter than Ancap but because he’s bigger, he seems taller 

“White Identitarian”:

Short person energy. Is not as short as Ancom but Commie and Ancap (and Ancom too) make fun of him for being short

Says he works out but doesn’t (too insecure to go to the gym).

Is too busy scrolling on /pol/ to work out

Not thin but not fat, just in-between but leans more towards thin.  

(When I made these headcanons in my notes app at like 3 am I said he was a manlet and I didn’t wanna say that but it’s too funny not to include) 

[east-germany]

I’ve been in this fandom a whole year!! And what an insane never ending bizzaro-world year it’s been. Here’s hoping the next year is even wackier! (OG art under the cut)

[silversprit]

new fic omg

jreg fic??? omg????

graphic depictions of violence brothers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25294399/

[delusion-of-negation]

watching a stream and there's this person in the chat telling the streamer to go check out jreg and then to check out this video from a "self-admitted white supremacist" and so I typed out the link, assuming it was jreg but not sure which video they were referring to, found the video, it looks serious if you've never seen any of his other videos or scrolled down to the series of videos that came out around the same time and in the same location as that one... it's part of a series where he made a bunch of videos, each seeming serious, each claiming to be him coming out as a different ideology (centrist, identitarian, marxist, etc). it looks convincing because jreg actually does his research into each ideology he's parodying and how they talk. fuck off with trying to bait a streamer into responding to a parody video that looks sincere out of context, asshole.

[confusedpozole]

“Mutual Aid”

Anarkiddie x Tankie Chapter 3: The Mission

Me and the Nazi step out of the Tesla. "Do you think that gulag has noticed his car is gone?" I ask with a cocky grin.

A sound comes out of the car as the Nazi presses a button on the keys. He begins twirling them in his hand, the sound of the small metals clinking setting a steady beat. "Does it matter? It's not like that degenerate has the balls to do anything about it."

A chuckle escaped my lips. I had insisted we use the public transport instead, but the other authoritarian wouldn't have it. "I'm not going to rub shoulders with...those people." he had said with venom in his voice. I just rolled my eyes. Nazi used that term a lot and you never knew who he meant unless you asked. Were "those people" the gays, people of color, the working class, jewish people? I didn't know and I wasn't gonna ask. It was probably all of the above.

"Well I'm not going to get inside that vehicle, it is forr pigs, not people!"

"C'mon Commie, it's environmentally friendly!" he'd said with phoned-in excitement.

"HA! Grreat! So now the bourgeoisie can feel betterr about themselves and pretend they care about the environment all vhile throwing tons of oil and chemicals into ourr oceans, faaantastic!"

"Whatever, global warming isn't even real you idiot!"

We kept bickering like that for a while until I finally gave up and got into the capitalist's car. The thought of that gulag whining about his vehicle vanishing might have influenced that decision.

"Hello, gentlemen."

We turn our attention to the lanky figure who looks exactly like us as it came out of the shadows of a dark alley. The Nazi and I stand straight and salute him whilst looking forward.

"At rest, soldiers" he says nonchalantly "I'm guessing you two are wondering why I asked you to meet me here instead of the usual place."

The Nazi and I glance at each other, but stay silent.

"Well, let me tell you that the task I'm about to give you is of great importance, and must be kept a secret from the Anarchists." he continued.

A secret? This has never happened before, what could be so...sensitive that it has to be kept from the libertarians? I swallowed my urge to ask these questions and more that were beginning to form in my mind, and instead nodded along with the Nazi.

"Yes sir!" We say in unison.

"Good, good" he responds "An informant of sorts has given me some valuable information. Apparently one of the centrists had a...special relationship to the now deceased Ape-political. He says it's very likely he will do anything to get revenge for what happened and–"

"Wait wait, what do you mean with 'a special relationship'?" I ask.

"Do you mean...?" asks the Nazi, not even wanting to finish that thought.

"Yes, I do mean...that."

There is a long, awkward silence between the three of us while Nazi and I process what we heard.

"...DEGENERATES!"

"Do those centrists have no shame?"

"Of course they don't Commie, they're centrists. Their moral code is basically non-existent." answers Jreg. He shakes his head and rearranges the collar of his shirt, trying to forget about the subject. "But we're getting off track here. The point is that this gives us a one in a lifetime opportunity."

"It does?"

"Yes Na-I mean White Identitarian, it does." our leader says.

An unpleasant feeling starts forming in my stomach as my mind races and connects the dots.

"You vant to set them up for a trap..."

"Very good Commie! If what my source says is true, then that centrist won't pass up the opportunity to kill a defenseless Ancom."

My heart drops when he proposes exactly what I suspected.

"V-vith all due respect, I vas the one who killed that Ape. Let me be the bait instead, It makes more sense and-"

"Oh please Commie, don't be stupid. They don't know that." Nazi points out while rolling his eyes. "Besides, we both know nobody would be foolish enough to try and fight you on their own, but that degenerate weakling on the other hand-"

"HE IS NOT A WEAKLING!" I answer with more force than I intended, something that clearly startles, and maybe even scares the Nazi.

"No, he's not" Jreg states. "Which is exactly why this plan is going to work. That anarchist might not look like much but he's a force to be reckoned with for sure, he'll be fine." He shoots me a warning look while saying the last part, and I just dart my eyes away. "If this works, we might finally be able to get the exact coordinates for Centropolis and the location of their base in that mediocre place!"

"But sir I-"

"Commie...do you want me to call Kim Il-sung?"

"I vould really rather you not-"

"Then do as you're told soldier! Don't question my authority again!" The way he says it makes it clear there is no room for argument.

"Y-yes sir..." I mutter without enthusiasm.

"Okay, good." He says, bringing his voice back to it's normal tone. "I expect both of you will work together to figure out the details of the plan. Until then, not a word to the anarchists about this, we still don't know how they'll react."

He salutes us lazily, and we diligently straighten up and do the same with upmost respect. Jreg turns around and walks away into the alley he first emerged from.

Nazi signals for me to follow as he walks back to the car. "Let's go Commie, I wanna be back in time to play some Call of Duty."

For a few seconds that felt like eons, I was frozen in place, immovable. My mind was a storm and I was doing my best to keep it at bay, to think of this logically, but the light pressure in my chest is impossible to ignore. I sigh and follow Nazi, letting my anxieties flow without restriction. We get into the car and I stare out the window while Nazi drives us back to the base.

It is a simple task. Ancom can handle it no problem, I'm just being paranoid...right? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi everyone! I hope you enjoyed this chapter of Mutual Aid :3 it has actually been on my AO3 page for a while but I have decided to also post it here. I haven’t updated it in...forever holy crap xD but I’m working on it, I promise.

[east-germany]

All my knowledge for what fruit tastes like comes from skittles

[incorrectjregquotes]

sorry if i come off as rude but isn't jreg a polisci major...i think he knows anarcho-communism and anarcho-syndicalism aren't the same. the idea isn't that they're the same ideology, it's that ancom changed ideologies. like how white identitarian becomes jewish fascism in ep 6

a degree doesn't mean they know what they're talking about. for instance, my mother majored in russian history and still can't coherantly define socialism, which is objectively a huge part of russian history.

along with that, jreg says in one of his songs "i'm not really sure what anarcho-syndicalism means" and also has ancom say "i know i look exactly the same" after changing ideology. this heavily implies that he doesn't properly understand anarcho-syndicalism.

in general, jreg clearly doesn't properly understand any of the ideologies he talks about. one need only point to the idea that ancom is an individualist, when in reality, anarcho-communism places heavy emphasis on collective ownership and more importantly, collective achievement.

[silversprit]

fanfic questions answered

source is @/immaplatypus!! ty for the boredom killer

1. From one to five stars, how would you rate your writing? (No downplaying yourself!) - I’m not downplaying anything when I say I’m a solid 1.5-2 star writer I’m just that bad 

2. Why do you write fanfiction? - to kill boredom and get out my frustrations

3. What do you think makes your writing stand out from other works? - how bad it is /j idk nothing really besides the rarepairs and obscure sources

4. Are there any writers that inspire you? - oh my god there’s so many but @/dogcopter on here and aceyenn on ao3

5. What’s the fic you’re most proud of? - it was radiance, but with me finding out that jadefef is inc/st made me wnt to just burn it. now it’s the unreleased amphibia fic i have

6. What element of writing do you find comes easily? - descriptions of characters and some dialogue

7. What element of writing do you struggle with most? - beginning and ending fics

8. Which character(s) do you find easiest to write? - the three amphibia girls, uhhhhhhhhhh there’s more but i don’t remember. 

9. Which character(s) do you find most difficult to write? - everyone not listed in the easiest section

10. What’s your favorite genre to write for? - i dont know angst-fluff?

11. Who or what do you find yourself writing about most? - relationships iojfjkgnrnjt and strange aus

12. Tell us about a WIP you’re excited about. - oh boy that unreleased amphibia fic is so good also a very weird su au which im never releasing becuase it would kill me

13. First fandom you ever wrote for? - i wrote a pokemon fic with me having wholesome adventures with togepi when i was like 6

14. What’s your favorite fandom to write for? - amphibia or jreg

15. What’s the weirdest fandom you’ve ever written for? - uhhh varicella RGHRJKTGRT

16. Any guilty pleasure trope(s)? - mutual pining + obliviousness = the best

17. A trope you’ll never, ever write for. = oh you know. dumb shit like non-con (i did write one non-con fic but i wiped it from existence i hated it)

18. Wildest fic you’ve ever written? - said non-con fic. it was like dr komaeda breaking into hiyoko’s house and uhhh youknowing her i think its been years

19. Do you prefer canon-compliant, AUs, or something in-between? - AUS CANON COMPLIANCE CANS UCK MY-

20. Gen fic or shippy stuff? - ships most of the time gen fics bore me

21. Favorite pairing to write for? (platonic or romantic!) - oh boy here we go:

homestuck - ???, jreg - white identitarian/conservative or leftist unity, su - polypearls ig, amphibia - probably sasha/marcy pale/flushed flux, varicella - sierra/varicella pitch, infinity train - i dont write infinity train fics but you know ;)

22. Do you listen to anything while you write? - yes my cool awesome music playlist

23. Do you prefer prompts and challenges, or completely independent ideas? - some prompts, some art i find and im like “mm yes”, and some just came to my head

24. One-shots or multi-chaptered works? - oneshots mostly but i can do chaptered if im feelin lucky

25. Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them! - yes but im not telling you

26. Is there anything you’ve wanted to write, but you’ve been too scared to try? - yes mainly fics for characters im not good at writing

27. What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever received? - dont remember

28. How well do you handle criticism when it comes to your writing? - i try to take it as well as i can even though inside im dying

29. Have you ever gone outside of your comfort zone for a fic? How did it turn out? - went out of comfort zone for every smut fic i’ve written and it turns out i cant write sex for shit

30. Tooth-rotting fluff or merciless angst? - fluff supremacy but angst is fine in small doses

31. Do you have any OCs? Tell us about them! - yes but not telling here theres so much

32. Summarize a random fic of yours in 10 words or less. -  hey baby, wanna fuck? what is fuck?

33. Is there anything you wish your audience knew about your writing or writing process? - nah

34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of. - 

Anne had him right where she wanted him.

Sasha had him there from the beginning.

Marcy doesn’t even know where to start.

context will not be given

35. Ramble about any fic-related thing you want! - i hate writing fanfiction