#jpr102003

[dylanisdazed]

I got the cookies you and the boys made. 🤣

lmao 🍫🤣😂 those are actually cute tho

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Long time no see!! No question... Glad to see your doing good!

Thank you ❤️ How have you been?

If anyone else has questions, I'm down!

[dylanisdazed]

Did you have a party for Milo? If so, how'd it go, he have fun?

We did! 💗🥳

Inflatable obstacle course, bouncy haunted house, face painting, family, food and lots of friends 🥰

Of course we live in Bama so despite it being October it was mid 80's. I wish I could share a pic from today, that I particularly enjoyed. Red face and sweating hairline from playing and having fun, cake on his face and huge grin 🥰😂🤗😭

So, despite some news that would normally have me down (and still kinda does) NOTHING beats the pure look of joy, happiness and love on my beautiful boys face. 🥰💗

Ugh, now im crying haha 💗🥰🥳🎂💚

[dylanisdazed]

Did you go thru with the apron? How well received was it? 😏

yeah for a little portion of the night lmao

i definitely got smacked and grabbed a couple times

felt like my locker room days 🤭🤗

they're back tonight "to watch college football"

so i think it was a hit 🤣🤣

[dylanisdazed]

Adam seems pretty excited for this. What if he's the one that sent the anon ask to put the idea in your head? 🤔😂🏓

If you go thru with it, hopefully it doesn't get stuck 😳

With your track record, maybe you should start with ping pong ball sized beads to see if you can actually push it back out? 🤷‍♂️😂

Lol, I know he didn't send the ask but yes he's excited about the idea.

I can't believe the YES came in that much 😒😅

I think y'all are making me lose my nerve 😂😨😨😨

[dylanisdazed]

Do you like going to theme/amusement parks? Do you like rollercoasters?

Okay, so surprisingly.....oh God, no one is going to believe I'm a devil worshipping serial killer now....

Rollercoasters kinda scare me, and i get motion sickness pretty easily. 😂👶🏼🐤👉🏼👈🏼

I'm still really tough and dark, though, right guys???

[dylanisdazed]

Hope your Sunday is going good dood!

26: My biggest pet peeves

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

42: The last thing I ate

29. hmm, they couldn't handle the truth

42. does a pineapple margarita count? if not, peperoni pizza

[dylanisdazed]

How hard is it to keep each other's hands from wandering while cuddling?

That's a game we always lose 😂😂😏

[dylanisdazed]

14. Favorite non-chocolate candy?

25. The first song you remember hearing?

hmmm lately im really into these fuckers

they're so good but i try not to eat candy

the first song i really remember is 'hey jude' by the beatles in the back of my dads pickup truck lol

[dylanisdazed]

I think Adam deserves a round of applause for going 7 times in 3 days. 😂👍👏

ima send daddy to an early grave 🥰😂🤪

[dylanisdazed]

11. Favorite extracurricular activity (other than sex/jerking off)

24. If we we're together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

11 - i like playing computer games, writing, making & listening to music and keeping fit

24 - we would be smoking weed, drinking whiskey, talking about the past, looking at the view & fuckin' chillllllin'

[dylanisdazed]

What was sharing too much?

The piledriver ramming?

The sweaty ass eating?

The cum swapping?

All of the above?

🤣🤣

[dylanisdazed]

1. On the Kitchen counter, the couch, or the dryer?

3. A functional character that you think would be good in bed?

5. One place you would never have sex?

dryer is more frequent but kitchen counter sounds fun!!

3 is answered 💚

the mud. i've never enjoyed mud which i think would surprise a lot of u lol

[dylanisdazed]

57. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

68. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

72. What was your most recent sexual thought?

I wouldn't say downright gross, no. I still need to post about that Pride orgy on Patreon though. 👀

Well...I'd want to take a dick in my pussy and ass at the same time. Maybe even try taking two dicks in my new hole. I'd want my nipples sucked (do I have milk?). I'd play with my clit for hours. Oh and I wanna be eaten out ass and puss and tell the clueless man how to really make me feel good.

Now I'm thinking about pussy and having my big milky tits sucked.

[dylanisdazed]

Should I jack off for a third time today?

Obviously 😘

[dylanisdazed]

How about 26, 63, 64? 😊

how many pillows do you sleep with?

only one! i know...im a psycho

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or Mcdonald's?

honestly chick-fil-a > wendys > mcdonalds but i eat them from all 3 because im a child 🍼🐤

Favorite dipping sauce? 

at chick-fil-a it's chick-fil-a sauce and Polynesian, I like the bbq and hot mustard at mcdonalds and i usually get ranch with spicy nuggets at wendys and i like to dip my steak in Heinz 57 sauce 💕😋