#joyce absolutely deserves nickname privileges

[galaxseacreature]

I'm turning my "Morning, Kimothy" post into a longer fic (wild, i know)

And for awhile I considered having Harry use nicknames for everyone, all the time. For my sanity I decided I had to stay focused on Kim. Just not before I had done some possibly delirious late night brainstorming. So. Nicknames of extremely mixed quality below the cut

Garte

Barkeep, Gargle, Gatekeep, Grump, Garbage Man, Garbage Guardian, Rubbish Keeper, Landlord, Buzzkill

Siileng

Hustler, Silver tongue, Charmer, Style Express, Urban Outfitter, My Man! *finger guns*

Tommy

Laureate, Sad Eyes, The Yearner, Tomski, Tombo, Timmy, Sweet T, Chicken Tendie, Songsmith, Thinker, Soulsearcher, Brother, Bro, Brah

Lena

Dear, Ma'am, Young Lady, Honey, Phasmidnator, Rolling Bestiary

Evrart

Big Man (derogatory), Bully, Mr. Union, Box Office, Puppeteer, Chairman, Showboat, Union Boss, Boss Man, Bossy Pants, Manipulate Mansplain Murder, Meanie, Heartless, Facade, Ambidexter

Joyce

All the Deuills are Here, Ultra, Ms Boat, Ms Yacht, Captain, Skipper, Privateer, Wild Pines, The Rep, Ma'am, J Crew, Jolly, Teach, Reality Guide, Realtor, Professor, Shark, Negotiator, Cash Grab, Benefactor, Philanthropist, Soulless, Heartless, Ruthless, Company, Management, Rich Girl, Disco Sister

Ruby

Lady Driver, Odd Sole, Suspect, Killer, Tech Wiz, Radio Genius, Wild Goose, Snipe, Spider, Runner, Fugitive, Star Crossed

Klassje

Ha! No, you're not going to beat her at her own game. Know your limits.

Titus

Big Guy (affectionate), Tough, T Bone, T Rex, Ty, Hard On, Hard Head, Titan, Titty, Tipping Point, Sergeant Tit, Commander T, Hardie Har Har

Hardie Boys

Hardly Boys, Titus's Tykes, Dog Pack, Toughs, Gang, Rowdy Lot, Union Enforcers, Extortionists, Alleged Muscle

Cuno

Kuuno, That Kid, Gremlin, Boy, Max Velo, King, Night City Watchman, You Again, Such Forces, Force of Nature, Junior

Trant

Encyclopedia Trantica, Nerd, Chatterbox, Special Consultant Backpedal

Jean

Man With Sunglasses, Shady, G Bevy, G Bev, Geeb, Bastard, Hypothetical Partner, So Called Officer, J Man, Jelly Bean, JV, Junior Varsity, J Vic, Jay, Jay Bird, Art Cop, Mural Apologist, The Last Art Critic, Preservationist, Partner, Comrade, Guardian, John-o, Johnny, Prankster, Funny Guy, Jolly, Vice-mare, Vice Squad, Vick, Hassler, Interrogator, Stake Out, Nanny, Babysitter, Minder, Handler, Lifeline, Sunshine