#jotaro acting like a little bitch out here

[hylianane]

I have an opinion about Holly Kujo and I’m a little scared cause I dont know the Jojo fandom enough to come in with what I think is a hot take.

I’ve noticed that, in fanworks, a lot of people portray Holly as tougher than she is in the show. And it makes sense, cause the idea of her being so weak-willed that she couldn’t handle a stand when even baby Shizuka could manifest one is kinda bs and a testament to Araki not being very confident with writing women at the time (thank GOD he got better though, so, so much better).

But. What always gets me is when her relationship with Jotaro is written to be a little more standard, still loving but with the child having a healthy fear of their mom’s anger- unlike what we see in Stardust, with him constantly being a brat, calling her “bitch” and her shrugging it off with an “Okay!”. And also him getting himself thrown into jail while she still can’t bring herself to get mad, just upset. And that’s a very fun play on them too, but I just worry that people who default to this dynamic for Jojo and Holly might not see how the canon characterization of their relationship is interesting in its own right.

Because even tho Holly being a doormat is a creative choice born from Araki pussying out of giving her a stand, it doesn’t change the fact that once he made that choice he gave it great importance. I think the fact that Holly’s idea of supporting her son is just accepting everything he does without any anger, is central to their relationship. It’s how, despite having a mother who loves him unconditionally, Jotaro is still a very troubled teen and emotionally withdrawn. Though it’s easy to blame it on Sadao’s implied absence, or troubles in school, we don’t have a lot of textual evidence for that.

But kids who are raised without at least some semblance of discipline and structure typically stop seeing their parents as authorities, and most importantly, protectors. A more textually-backed explanation for why Jotaro is always acting tough and independent is because he doesn’t have any adults in his life who he would trust to help him. He loves his mom, he traveled the world to save her life, but while doing that he saw himself as her protector, not the other way around, not the way it typically should be.

Think about, for example, how the adult he mouths off to the least in his life is probably Avdol. And I think part of that is because Avdol walked into that police station, took one look at Jotaro, and instantly clocked everything I just said. Because while Holly and Joseph tried to to get him out with simple words (and for Holly, tears), Avdol was there to force him out. And at first Jotaro says, “If he tries to force me out, I’ll just stay here even longer”, but Avdol doesn’t give him a choice. And he doesn’t win by overpowering him (if he had, I dont think he’d have gotten the same positive result, I am not pro setting troubled teens on fucking fire) but he outsmarts Jotaro and doesn’t quit the fight until his goal is achieved. He stays in control of his emotions when talking to him, and proves himself to be someone strong and assertive. So later, on the trip to Cairo, Jotaro is more willing to rely on him than he is to rely on his own grandpa. (+, it’s a similar thing with Kakyoin, who he trusts almost more than anyone else, because he saw Kakyoin’s will and power first-hand when they met, and left with the lesson that Kak is someone he can rely on to protect of both himself and Jotaro. Someone with strong convictions, but most importantly, willing and capable of clashing with Jotaro if necessary.)

All this to fucking say. In a world in which Jotaro was raised to fear his parent’s reprimands (and I don’t mean fear to an unhealthy amount, an abusive amount), he would act very differently than he does in the show, and his relationships to other characters would probably look very different. Holly’s personality and parenting might seem like it was an afterthought to Araki, but I think he truly did take great care in making it consistent with her son’s character. She is a very loving mom, who is very loved in return, but what I think a lot of people perceive as a flaw in her writing is actually just a flaw in her character, with narrative weight and interesting consequences. And I’m not sure how many people are really aware of that.

[thornybubbles]

What Makes Them Dangerous: Yandere Jotaro Kujo

Note: Finally decided to add more characters to this scenario. So here's Jotaro's.

Do I even need to explain what’s dangerous about yandere Jotaro? The man exudes violence from his very skin! While he is yet another yandere that will never show you his dark side (if he can help it), he has no trouble showing anyone else just how crazy he is for you. He tries to stay nonviolent most of the time, but he knows from experience that some people just can’t take the hint without getting a few of their teeth knocked out. Anyone that crosses you or gets in the way of his relationship with you will find themselves in his crosshairs. And they will quickly learn that this is a very, very bad place to be. Jotaro will try to reason with them first. He won’t bother to sugar coat things though. Gentle persuasion isn’t exactly his thing. If they keep messing with you or trying to separate you from him, he will put them in the ICU without hesitation (and that’s if they’re lucky). If they’re unlucky, well…. 

Jotaro doesn’t like the idea of taking a life, but that doesn’t mean that he won’t. He’s done it before and he’ll do it again if he feels he has to. Some people are just too stupid. Some people just don’t learn their lesson the first time. Some people don’t realize that Jotaro was being merciful when he only broke both of their legs. Some people simply don’t deserve to keep living. That guy that keeps flirting with you even after Jotaro nearly beat him to a pulp? He’s about to disappear. Jotaro only gives people one warning. If they can’t listen to reason then whatever happens next is completely their fault. Jotaro’s patience is limited, especially when it comes to you.

The worst part is that you can’t tell when he’s giving someone death glares or just being Jotaro. You feel like he’s giving your friend dirty looks, but it’s hard to tell because he tends to look at everybody like that. Dude’s got a fatal case of resting bitch face. It starts to bother you after a while and you finally decide to just come out and ask him why he keeps glaring at your friend, all he says is: 

“He’s annoying.” 

You sigh and shake your head. You don’t know what you expected. There aren’t many people around that Jotaro doesn’t find annoying so you aren’t really surprised by his response. You start to see less and less of that friend though. After a week or so of not seeing him at all, you start to get worried. He isn’t answering your calls, either. You decide to go to his house to find out what’s going on. You meet him just as he’s getting ready to go into town. He jumps when he hears your voice and visibly turns pale. You go to hug him and he just backs away from you, practically climbing over his car to get away from you, acting as if your arms just turned into venomous snakes. When you ask him what’s wrong he bluntly tells you that he doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore. You ask him why, but he offers no explanation. He just tells you that he wants nothing to do with you anymore and tells you not to call him or come to his house ever again. The whole time he’s saying this, he’s nervously glancing around and looking over his shoulder. It makes the situation all the more confusing. The whole thing upsets you pretty badly. 

You go up to your favorite spot, a place off the highway that is pretty secluded and overlooks the town. Hardly anyone goes up there, so it’s a good place to go to be alone. You aren’t alone for long, though, because the next thing you know Jotaro’s standing next to you. You have no idea how he snuck up on you so silently and it gives you a start when you turn your head and suddenly see him there, leaning on the railing next to you. He doesn’t say anything, just gives you a nod in greeting. You respond with a very glum sounding, “Hey.” 

There’s a moment of silence that lasts a little too long, before Jotaro breaks it. 

“What the hell’s wrong with you?” he asks, tone a little harsher than he meant for it to be. 

You stifle a sob, all of your emotions threatening to burst forth. You don’t want to cry in front of anyone, especially not Jotaro. You’re afraid he’d tell you to stop sniveling like a baby, because he sounds like he’s in a bad mood. After a moment though, you finally tell him about what happened between you and your friend. Jotaro listens intently, but doesn’t say anything. He offers no words of sympathy or encouragement. He just stands there and listens in silence. 

“I don’t know what I did to make him hate me and he wouldn’t tell me anything! He just pushed me out of his life like we hadn’t been friends since middle school!” You explain. “What’s so bad about it is that this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. It seems like all my old friends are all ditching me, too, and I don’t know why! I’m starting to think that there’s something wrong with me…” 

Another wave of emotion comes over you and you do your best to hold back the tears, but they start flowing in spite of your efforts. 

If Jotaro noticed, he didn’t say anything. Something cold nudges the back of your hand and you jump. You look down to see that Jotaro is offering you a can of beer. Whether you’re a drinker or not, you decide that tonight you could use something to take the edge off. You take the beer from him and open it. You take a few sips, not really liking the taste of it, but you’re not about to complain. Jotaro rarely does stuff like this for anyone, so you were going to take advantage of his rare display of kindness. It briefly occurs to you how weird it is that Jotaro managed to procure an ice cold beer way up there on the overlook, but that kind of stuff always seems to happen around him for some reason. You don’t question it. You look to see that Jotaro is already sipping on his own beer. He pulls the can away from his lips and stares at you with a serious look. 

“There’s nothing wrong with you.” he says. “They’re just shitty friends.” 

You looked away from him, staring out at the lights of the town. You weren’t too sure about that. If so many people were pulling away from you, surely it was because of something you did, right? Why else would they suddenly decide they didn’t want to be friends with you anymore? (If you only knew, Reader. If you only knew.)

“Stop worrying about it.” Jotaro’s irritated voice interrupted your brooding. “People that would cut ties with you and not even tell you why are not worth getting upset about. They’re just assholes and you’re better off without all of them.” 

His tone was a bit harsher than usual. He sounded legitimately pissed off. You didn’t say anything. You just took another sip of beer and stared up at him. He was looking out over the town, actively avoiding eye contact with you. He didn’t want you to see the murderous gleam in his eye. All he wanted was for you to forget about those losers and focus on him. You didn’t need them when you had him. 

“Besides… I’m still here aren’t I?” he muttered under his breath. The moment he said it he tugged the brim of his hat down over his eyes, feeling ashamed for saying something so sappy. 

It was just loud enough for you to hear and it caught you off guard. Jotaro was being awfully soft with you tonight. Well, as soft as he managed to be for anyone, but still this was unusual. Besides that, he was right. Of all of your friends, Jotaro was the only one that still hung around. He was the only one that hadn’t distanced himself from you. It was a miracle that he was even your friend to begin with, seeing how he seemed to hate the very idea of social interactions. If a guy like Jotaro was still willing to hang around you, and actually enjoyed doing so, then you must be doing something right. Fine. If your old friends didn’t want anything to do with you anymore, then you didn’t want to be around them anyway. Why stick around where you aren’t wanted? JoJo was a better friend than all of them combined!

“Yeah, you know what? Screw ‘em.” you said, suddenly feeling elated and free. 

You put the beer can to your lips and chugged the rest of it down, throwing your head back as you did so. Jotaro watched you with a small smile on his lips (which he hid by taking another sip of his beer). You finished off the beer with a satisfied sigh. It didn’t taste that great, but you didn’t care. You were celebrating a new beginning. From now on, you would only hang around people that actually cared about you. No more fake friends. If that meant that you only hung around JoJo, then so be it. At least you knew he wouldn’t bail on you for no reason at all. 

Jotaro allowed himself a brief smug smile before finishing off his own beer. While he was elated over the fact that he managed to make you forget about your former friends, he couldn’t ignore how depressed you were earlier. Even in the darkness, he managed to see your tears. He told your friend to stay away from you, but he didn’t tell the shithead to make you cry. Jotaro felt that he needed to teach that lowlife another lesson. Maybe a more permanent one this time?

[heats-lover-girl]

Star Boy Blues

Jotaro x reader

This was another ask from @kazenomegaminowanpisu! You should go look at her writing and art as well, shes very talented!

Slight angst with a fun ending 😌

Tw: reader thinks that Jotaro's birthday is the next day, an upst Jotaro, a few cuss words, this is before stardust crusaders there is no Kakyoin, Avdol, or Iggy

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Jotaro, in (Y/n)'s opinion, was acting a bit strange today. He would usually be ok with her walking next to him halfway to school with intertwined pinkies before spreading apart so it didnt cause any drama withing the Jojo fanbase, but a little bit after they started walking he let go and sped up. It didnt end there either, there would usually be fleeting glances, sometimes she would feel a hand on the small of her back that wasnt really there, but there wasnt today, there was none at all, and (Y/n) didnt know why. She would talk with him later, she promised to herself, when the other girls would be gone. But for right now, she'll give him some space, maybe he needed it.

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Jotaro was hurt, not once today did (Y/n) wish him a happy birthday. Not when he met with her this morning, not in the halls, she didnt even try to sneak up to the rooftop to eat lunch with him. Did she forget? Is she doing it on purpose? She must have been, his stupid fanclub have been squealing him 'happy birthdays' all damn day. And she should have heard is mom tell him happy birthday at the door before he walked up to you this morning, and this hurt the large teen. His ghost came out to look for the female before looking at Jotaro, "Ora?" it muttered just as hurt as his user. Jotaro flinched, "Get outta here you damn spirit!" he growled. 'Maybe she didnt want to draw attention, she'll probably say it on our way back home...' Jotaro thought.

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After school the two teens met back up and walked for a while before (Y/n) spoke up; "Jotaro?" she asked "Hm." "Are you feeling ok? You've been kind of off since this morning, are you having a bad day? Yould you like to talk about it?" (Y/n) watched as the males eyes widened a bit before slowing down and then steeling his gaze forward and booking it the last few feet to his house in one split moment. "Oh... I didnt get a chance to hint about his present for tomorrow..."

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"Jotaro? Is that you? I made your favorite- Jotaro?" Holly looked at her son as he sped by with an angry look, his sock covered feet thumping against the ground before ending at his room with a slam of the door. "Oh dear!" Holly walked over and knocked on the door "Jotaro, are you alright?" she asks, "GO AWAY YOU BITCH." Jotaro thundered behind the door, Holly startled before smiling "Okay!~".

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"(Y/n) honey is that you? How was your day at school?" your mom asked. "It was ok, Jotaro was acting a bit strange today though..." you said as you untied your shoes and put on your house slippers. "Oh? Did he not like his present?" You looked at your mom in confusion, "His present? Mom his birthday is tomorrow." you said. (M/n) looked at you in suprize before she furrows her eyebrows, "No, no honey, its today... (Y/n), you didn't..." you stood frozen, "You did. You get that poor boy's present and haul your ass over there and apologize! Right now!" She yelled. You ran frantically to grab his present before speeding out the door, your house slippers pounding against the sidewalk. A couple blocks later you make it to the Kujo house and sped past Mrs. Holly, "Oh my! " she gasps, "Hi Mrs. Mom Imma go see Jojo!" you pant out before banging on his door. "Jojo!"

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Jotaro was sulking on his bed reading his shounen manga when *BANG BANG BANG* "Jojo!" his girlfriends voice hollered through the door, Jotaro's ghost came out in alarm before looking at its owner and smiling, "Ora!" it pointed a purple finger at the door. Jotaro frowned before waving it away, he then looked at the door, "What do you want?" he glowered. He hears shuffling outside, "Open up, I have a suprize for you.". Jotaro huffs before getting up and heading to his door, when he opened it you held a present toward his chest "Happy birthday Jotaro!~" you hum.

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The larger teens eyes widen a little bit before frowning, "You forgot, dont play innocent." he grumbles. You flinch, "I thought it was tomorrow, I'm sorry Jojo. But I got your present weeks ago, do you still want it?" you ask pulling away halfway before his hand grabs it, "No," he grumbles with pink on his cheeks, "I want it." you smile and nod your head a little at his words. Jotaro looked at the paper covered in ocean print and his lips have a ghost of a smile on them, he tears the edges and pulls the hardback book out of its confinement and his blue eyes widen. The Hidden World of Sea Stars, a 287 page book all about his favorite sea creature, you could practically see the cogs turning in his head. "You were talking about wanting to be a marine biologist and writing an essay for your entrance exam, so I hoped to get you started, I hope you like it!" You explain. Jotaro's heart felt like it was jack hammering against his chest, his face felt like it was on fire, and all he could think to do was grunt and bring it to his chest like a schoolgirl. There was a shudder of a camera and the two teens whirl they're heads to the side and see Mrs. Holly with a camera, "I'm saving this one for the wedding!! Oh (Y/n) dear stay for dinner, its Jotaro's favorite, curry!" she hums. Now both teens faces were flushed, Jotaro reacting faster than you, "GET OUTTA HERE YOU -" "Sure I would love to stay for dinner Mrs. Mom!" you interrupt smiling. "Ok!~"

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Omg I'm sorry this took so long, I lost track of time! Thank you for reading and have an amazing day/ evening/ night!

[tomboyjessie13]

This is sort of a spiritual sequel to this: "Now, let the Fun Begin!" — Hotel - Edfu, Egypt Afternoon (tumblr.com)

Actually, I was going to write this yesterday to cope with my physical pain, only to accidentally write something serious instead lol

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Hotel - Edfu, Egypt Sunset

Thanks to Iggy's coincidental intervention, [Anubis] and the now busted sword has been condemned to spend the rest of eternity at the bottom of the river Nile to rust, never to harm anyone or possess anyone ever again. Everyone is taking a breather at the hotel they're staying at, recovering from the attack they just went through. Meanwhile Iggy is just staring at the setting sun, for what reason, nobody knows.

Iggy: *Staring at the sun, focusing and crossing his eyes* OvO Mmmmm...

Polnareff: *Crouching down next to him, he smacks him on the back of the head* Stupid mutt. What are you staring at? There's nothing to eat over there, flea bag. >:-)

Iggy: *Glares at the Frenchman* <_<* *He jumps onto his face just to grab on and fart on it, letting out a mischievous grin on his face* >:-3

Polnareff: *Disgusted* WHY YOU STINKING LITTLE- GAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING!? DX

Joseph: *Sitting at the table with Avdol and Jotaro, watching Polnareff and Iggy* Come on, Polnareff.

Avdol: *Tending to Jotaro's injuries* To think, all of that happened without us.

Joseph: You fought the [Anubis] Stand huh? That must've been rough, Jotaro.

Jotaro: Yeah, it was. *Looks at Polnareff, who is currently being smothered by Iggy* That's the last time I go anywhere with him.

Avdol and Joseph: *Nods in agreement* Hmm...

Polnareff: *Getting smothered* STOP IT ALREADY, YOU STUPID MUTT! GET THE HELL OFF MY FAAAAAACE! DX

Medea: *Opens the hotel window, grumpy and wearing the breathing mask* Hey you gobshites! Quit your bitching, I'm trying to take a nap in here!

Iggy: *Sticks his tongue at her* Meh! *Continues to smother Polnareff*

Polnareff: AAAAHHHH!!!

Medea: Uuugh! *Jumps out the window, walks to Iggy, and pulls him off with [Flogging Molly]* Ngh!

Iggy: *Pouts* Mmmm >3>

Polnareff: *Panting* Merci beaucoup.

Medea: *Blank* Don't mention it. *Puts Iggy inside the hotel window*

Jotaro: You knew about [Anubis], didn't you?

Medea: *Shifted uncomfortably* ......I may have sensed his presence when he was active.

Joseph: DIO stole [Anubis] from a museum, and she got possessed months ago.

Medea: JOSEPH!

Joseph: What? That's what you told us!

Medea: Well, you didn't have to tell him that!

Joseph: *Smiling but irritated* Well technically he is my grandson who just got carved like a Christmas ham by the little bastard, so he had every right to know. ^_^*

Medea: *Sighs irritability* Whatever, I'm going back to sleep.

Joseph: *Uses [Hermit Purple] on her ankle* Oh no you don't, you're not screwing up you're sleep schedule on us.

Medea: *Kicks it off of her* Ah! You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad!

Polnareff: *Sheepish* Uh oh. O_O'''

Joseph: No, but I sure as hell wish I was, that way I can ground your ass for how you've been acting lately.

Jotaro: Please do. >_>

Medea: Tch, screw you all! *Crawls back through the hotel window*

Avdol: Medea, keep your door open.

Medea: Yeah, yeah.... *Sees her backpack was on the ground again* What the-...? *Sees that her bag is moving, realizing Iggy is going through it again, causing her to panic.* AHH! NOT AGAIN!

All the men: *Looked inside* Huh?

Polnareff: Goddammit Iggy, quit stealing her shit!

Medea: *Takes off her sneakers and throws them at Iggy* GET OUT OF THERE, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!

Jotaro: Well, it was her fault for letting him inside.​​​​​​​

Iggy: *Leaves the bag with another pair of panties on his head and a small purple "wallet" in his mouth, snickering* >:-3

Medea: YOU THIEF! *Chases him* I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! *Iggy jumps over her head and through the window, Medea followed him out* GIVE THOSE BACK!

Joseph: Whatever Iggy just stole, he sure doesn't wanna let it go.

Medea: *Tackles him to the ground* GAH! *Pulls on her "wallet"* Spit it out! SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!

Iggy: *Pulling back* Grrrrr!

Medea: I SAID SPIT! IT! OUT! *Pulls it out, but Iggy's teeth tore the "wallet" open, causing a bunch of pink colored packets to fly out, one of them hit Polnareff in the face* OH NO! *Embarrassed, she quickly grabs them and shoves them in her baseball cap*

Avdol: *Covers his mouth in shock* OxO

Joseph: *Horrified, recognizing them* Oh my god. O_O

Polnareff: *Picks up the packet that hit him, his face immediately turns tomato red when he realizes what it is* O///O

Jotaro: *Takes it from Polnareff* What the hell?

Medea: *She sees Jotaro holding one and runs to him* DON'T TOUCH THOSE! *Swipes it out of his hand and shoves it in her cap*

Jotaro: What are those?

Medea: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, JOJO! *Runs back to the hotel, angrily yelling inside:* I'M GOING TO KILL THAT MUTT!

All the men: *Awkward silence*............

Jotaro: What was all that about?

Polnareff: ........Jotaro, be honest: do you have a sister like I have?

Jotaro: Hm?

Joseph: ....*Claps hands once* Boy, we're seriously going to have a LONG talk.

Jotaro: About?

Avdol: *Holding a biology book* Women.ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Iggy: *Snickers again as he rolls on the ground* X3

END

[leucoratia]

I posted 1,288 times in 2022

That's 1,172 more posts than 2021!

90 posts created (7%)

1,198 posts reblogged (93%)

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I tagged 1,232 of my posts in 2022

Only 4% of my posts had no tags

#jjba - 419 posts

#shitpost - 336 posts

#art - 223 posts

#golden wind - 121 posts

#misc - 81 posts

#diavolo jojo - 77 posts

#loki - 70 posts

#jotaro kujo - 62 posts

#leone abbacchio - 57 posts

#bruno bucciarati - 56 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i looked it up and it could be translated to prefferencial agreements? but not realy because a preference pact isn't necessarly about trade

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Hello again

After all this time, I finished this god damned piece for @/thesuperiorlokiseries . It is done, it is finished, and god did it take me a while (no not bcs I procrastinated the hell out of it-)

I really wanted to colour this sketch because I felt that the raw thing didn't really do the character justice? I mean there is my rendition of the younger Loki from the rewrite (go check it out it's so infinitely better than the source material lmao).

Nothing much was changed from the original sketch except a slight sleeve redesign, but otherwise I'm very happy with how they turned out!

78 notes - Posted May 30, 2022

#4

Not one but two artworks in a row because I am one unhinged bitch.

A quick Diavolo for your beauties bcs he has been rotting my brain at a very fast pace mmmm blorbo my beloved

82 notes - Posted May 30, 2022

#3

"What is it that you don't understand?!I was born a monster", he roared, "It's in this flesh, it's in this blood, it's in these bones. I am them and they are me, and if they're monsters then so am I!"

The last few words were spat, hurled in anger as tears pricked the prince's vengeful eyes.

For a moment, nothing was said. Silence hung the sky as they looked at each other, waiting; one in anguish and the other in contemplation.

"Did you know that they have this saying on Midgard?" They finally answered, with a soft smile dancing on their lips " "Monsters are not born, they are made"."

They let silence sit, the other looking at them quizzically, scowling.

"My prince, don't you see? If you truly are the monster you so describe, it is because you made yourself so. And if your monster was built bit by bit, word by word and act by act; then it can be broken down this very way. Nothing nor no-one is set in stone.

-Stop this, he whispered in a broken voice. Stop nourishing this creature's hope. I'm too lost for you to save.

-Then let me prove it to you. Let me prove to you that there is still someone in you to save."

93 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

#2

Chanting "Avpol, Avpol, AVPOL!!" The potential! The romance! The hilarious pinning we should have seen from jean! Love it all, why couldn't they be Happy!?!

A/N/: efbcdfeshdlqhfuesgfuegujks LITERALLY they are my favourite dynamic in part 3 like UM???? The disaster gay and the calm and collected gay who is secretly as unhinged as his partner I-

Secretly very happy to finally get jojo-related asks because it's my current hyperfixation so thank you anon for indulging me- This post is a literal pamphlet I'm so sorry but I had a lot to say about my boys.

-Warnings: I know you wanted fluff but I couln't resist a LITTLE angst because well I mean these boys have so much trauma-. Mentions of Caejose and Jotakak.

My avpol headcanons under the cut!

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100 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

New Picrew >here&lt; ,make yourself :)))) it's v v cute

Tags open !!

Bothering some of you because I can >:))

@/call-me-half @/uminozerol @/theaudacitytowrite @/lucywrites02 @/whitespirit91 @/papersirens

Edit: I FORGOT THE LINK ☠☠☠ Fixed

105 notes - Posted September 9, 2022

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[jojo-reader-hell]

Haloo bebe. May i request for some ocean man content where shes hes twin and they're both solving mysteries in morioh. Also where josuke and the gang admires her personality (which is a complete opposite of joot's) thankyouuu

OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND

Also forgive me, I couldn’t find any NICE pictures of Jotaro with his Uncle so instead we get a prime example of why you’re the favorite in the family.

For obvious reasons, Josuke really likes how polite and caring you are, and let’s be honest, it really helps that his “little” niece or nephew is this really cute person in their 20s.

The resemblance to Jotaro is uncanny, and by extension to Josuke. At first he was unsure and didn’t need the attachment of more family other than his mother, but when you begin to tear up and hug him tightly saying you’re happy to meet him, he can’t help the swell of pride he has knowing in some way you belong to him. It’s a hard to describe feeling.

“Don’t you think we look alike?” He smiles, pointing to his face. “Especially around the eyes?”

“Haha! Well... I can’t really tell, you see I’m actually kind of really blind at the moment without my glasses, and Bubba crushed them with his fat ass on the way here. But I’ll agree with you, since you kind of sound like me too!”

“My sibling means to say you sound as dorky and plucky as they do.”

“SHUT UP JOJO!”

“Hey, so, ignore my Bubba, he’s got no manners. But it’s really nice to meet you. If I’m being honest... I’ve always wanted an Uncle, and I hope maybe if you don’t want to take on that role maybe we could be friends? I’ve got a Stand too!”

Queen’s Requiem of Sword looks different when you call her out, sporting a visor over her eyes that echoes your developing blindness and wearing what looks to be a Victorian wedding dress, but that’s to be expected. Since your Stand awakened you’ve been training nonstop with her. She’s learned a lot of neat tricks, and she entertains Crazy Diamond with her new Kulning ability. You told Josuke that you were dragged to Morioh by your brother during a particularly intense training session in the French Alps, so you’re still bundled up like you’re going to fucking Antarctica. Josuke makes a comment about how you’ll never have to hear him scold you for leaving the house without a sweater.

“You live in France?”

He’s positively fascinated when you nod excitedly and tell him about your life in the French countryside with your husband and twin boys. Josuke was unsure about getting to know his new found family, but you make it so easy with your friendliness that he can’t help but encourage you to go on about yourself.

Josuke is a Grand Uncle! He’s got two grand nephews: Thomas and Guillaume Emmanuel Polnareff (you tell him when he struggles over the pronunciation that you can simply call him Guy Manuel, it’s what Grandpa Joseph does), and you produce a small photo album which he flips through eagerly. Amazed to see two little boys with freckles and starlight hair, and even more touched when in some pictures he can see little twin stars on the back of their necks.

“I live in Hautvillers. My momma, your sister Holly, she moved with me when we had the kiddos, I didn’t want her to stay in Japan where she didn’t have anyone. Honestly Bubba isn’t the best at keeping contact, don’t tell anyone that, but this whole thing with the will and upsetting Granny has been the most I’ve spent with him in like, ten whole years...”

“You didn’t want to stay?”

You shake your head, telling him about all the bad memories you had here, the neglect from your father, the death of your first love, nothing tied you down here except your mother. And the second your husband put the deposit down for the ring you asked your Grandpa (his father) to sell the house and give her the money to move into the house next door.

Josuke finds himself asking you all sorts of questions about his grandfather. What kind of a person is he? Why cheat on the love of his life? There are quite a few hurtful ones peppered in there as well that you don’t quite know how to answer, because Josuke is trying very hard to hate his father, and you were practically raised by him your entire life.

“I can answer some questions for you Uncle, can I call you that? But I’m going to be honest with you... all I’ve ever known is that Joseph Joestar is a good man, and that’s the god’s honest truth. If he would have known, he wouldn’t have let your mother pay for anything for you. He would have possibly taken both of you to New York with him like he did when I didn’t want to finish high school in Japan. He all but dragged my mother with me, I know what it’s like, and I can’t imagine what your mom went through. Mine did it with two kids, and there were times I had to keep my mouth shut so my grandpa wouldn’t find out how much my mom was struggling. I know what a deadbeat dad is, my parents were married all nice and proper and he barely gave her enough money to feed me and my brother, let alone her. Greedy bastard didn’t even come home often enough for me to remember what he looks like.”

He’s quiet as you let out your frustrations and rage against your father. It’s familiar, this feeling of abandonment. Underneath that kind exterior he works so hard to maintain he’s just as angry as you are, and for a minute doesn’t want to believe what you’re telling him. He wants to believe he’s alone because it’s easier, you told him you never asked where your deadbeat dad was but he did. Neither he nor his mother aware of the double life Joseph was living at the time, Josuke would see other kids on the playground and cry wondering how come he didn’t have a daddy to push him on the swings.

He’s actually fairly jealous of you, and it doesn’t help that his friends are just as captivated by your enthusiasm and overly friendly nature. You got all the best parts it seems, and now that you’ve told him all the best qualities of Joseph: spending your summers playing with him in Central Park, the times at the Met, or even just the general sweetness, he can’t help but let the resentment bubble that you had the life he wanted.

All of that resentment melts away however, when you casually wrap your arm around Josuke, and he feels your warmth even though your body temperature is unnanturaly low because of your stand.

“Hey, if you ever just wanna get away, you and your momma always have a room in France or a plane ticket. If you don’t have passports I can help with that too. I don’t know if you’d like to, but my boys wanted to meet you. Jean Jean was really excited too, and he couldn’t stop blabbing about how wonderful it was to find my family. Now I’m starting to see how right he was. I’m really glad I came with Jotaro to meet you.”

[londonfog-chan]

Glitter Freeze: Kakyoin x Reader Part 2

Spot the Disney references.

“What in the goddamn hell...”

“I... we didn’t think it would affect either of you. But now that we know you’ve manifested, we aren’t so sure.”

You’re not sure what to do. The one who had been holding you when you woke up (the very handsome red head with a bandage on his forehead), was dragged off by your brother to another room. Your mother won’t let you go, she holds you tightly and keeps kissing you and you’re simply too tired to fend her off. And then there’s the issue of Frosty sitting next to you, the woman made of ice with a veil that doesn’t seem to want to let your mother shower you in warm kisses. It turns out the cold was just a cold. It happened before the big disaster, some dude woke up and took the body of one of your descendants, but the thing with the lady made of ice was exacerbated by your sickness. When she woke up, her first instinct was to take care of you. The stranger, Avdol, told you that she hadn’t been working against you completely. She was just a little misguided. Overly emotional, she let her better judgement fall by the wayside and just did what she thought was best at the time. She didn’t understand that she was hurting you instead of helping you. But before his own fiery power could melt the ice, it was Jotaro’s classmate that stepped in, taking you up in his arms while some of his power calmed down yours any way it could. Apparently that involved his own weird dude thing getting frisky with yours.

“Baby, what’s wrong?”

You look at your grandpa. The lady made of ice honest to god hisses at your mother, pulling you out of her arms and into a frigid embrace. She presses a cool hand to your forehead, your fever is still high enough that you can almost hear the sizzle of her cold hands melting.

“Excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but where the fuck do I even begin to explain what’s wrong?” You growled. “I can think of twenty fucking things off the top of my head. Pick one.”

The porcupine quills are out. You can feel yourself bristle with your usual ice cold attitude. The ice lady (Avdol calls her a Stand and you think that’s the dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard) softly hums, clicking her tongue as if she’s rebuking you. Your entire body is shaking, seized by the cold and the fear once again. You found out there actually was frost growing on your skin during the time you were getting cold, frozen fractals were currently blooming on your fingertips whenever the ice woman got particularly upset or felt you were in danger. That would explain why you felt like you had hypothermia. You basically did.

“But for functionality’s sake, let’s start with this bullshit. This is what’s been wrong. I get told I could have fucking died if your friend hadn’t thought it was odd there was ICE creeping out from under my door.” You show them the frost creeping up over your palms, and immediately Avdol approaches.

“Hold out your hands and breathe.” He commands.

It takes a lot for you to hold in the smart ass remark that wants to come out. The ice stand at your side hisses again and seems like she is going to do something to take care of the stranger, but the cold compels you to hold out your shaking hands to Avdol. You’re so tired of this. You want the cold to give way to warmth. This isn’t funny anymore and you want out of this shit.

“I want it to stop.” You hiss.

“I know.” He insists. “Breathe.”

His hands are warm under your palms, he guides your breathing. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Hushing you and calming you down like you’re a toddler about to explode with a tantrum.

“Look.” He speaks and you obey.

Sure enough, you’ll be damned. Your stand calms down, the frost retracting from your hands and returning to being small glittery specks on the tips of your fingers. Miniscule snowflakes, beautiful and each one is completely different from the other in small ways. His breathing technique has worked. Quelling the rage that threatens to boil over in your blood.

“Thank you…” you breathe. “That’s… that’s better. Much better.”

“Honey…”

This time the ice lady lets your mother take your hands in hers, and it’s the first time you’ve ever seen her gently but firmly nudge someone aside as she pushes past Avdol to get to you. He yields obediently, both his eyes and the eyes of your grandfather tamed on your mother as she breathes her hot breath onto your cold fingers. Jotaro returns, his narrowed gaze on you both. You meet his gaze halfway, daring him without words. You feel like the ice is going to come back but it doesn’t. It seems like there’s someone else watching from his side. Something hidden that you’ve still got that childlike fear of.

It pisses you off that he has the capacity to intimidate you like this, and you hear your Stand hiss under her breath.

“I know you’re probably scared…” your mother’s gentle voice startled you out of your staring contest. “But you’ve got to trust your grandpa. He’s going to help you and your brother, and it’s going to be all better soon. Mommy won’t let anything happen to you either, ok?”

All you can do is let her hold you tightly against her chest. No one says much of anything. The long winded explanation that your grandfather threw at you isn’t even worth the brain power it takes to absorb it all. Vaguely you nod when your mother asks if you’re hungry. Running on autopilot, because the only thing you can think of regarding this whole thing is the fact that Avdol told you there was a good chance you could have died. Your grandfather Joseph doesn’t stay. He’s got to have a talk with Avdol, no doubt it’s a worry about what should happen to your mother. He mentions something about a fighting spirit before they exit the room, and you’re left with your brother.

“… jeez…” he sighs. Annoyed.

Bristling, you think that mother fucker has no right to be annoyed.

“You’re always causing trouble.” He mutters.

“What the fuck did you say?”

He looks at you sharply, but you don’t care. Suddenly you’re bristling again. Porcupine quills out. Ready to scream. That familiar tension in your shoulders builds up, and before you know it you’re shouting at the top of your lungs.

“I was causing trouble?! I was scared you big dumb fucking bitch!”

Despite your anger, you’ve begun openly weeping. Tears fall and your voice cracks as you continue to scream at your brother. Every little miniscule thing. The way he avoided you when you first got sick, and then how he neglected you when there was this horrible thing, like a cancer, building up inside you all this time and you couldn’t even get him to look at you. But that wasn’t anything new. Ever since he grew a few pubes and his balls dropped he treated you like a disease. It never used to be that way. He used to care, he used to walk you to school every day and cut up your katsudon pieces in your bowl because he loved you. He used to fill the void in your heart because your father was never home. Jotaro used to play catch with you, and dress your dollies up and sing to you and make you feel as though life was beautiful and worth living. And these last few days, you felt trapped in your kingdom of isolation.

He stands there unmoving as you let it out. You can’t believe it. He has little to no reaction to your outburst. For once in his miserable life he doesn’t turn the screaming back on you. Are you fucking winning this argument??

“You left me all by myself! I didn’t even have anyone come in to check on me when I was freezing to death all alone in my room! Do you have any idea how scared I was?! I thought I’d been forgotten, especially when I had this fucking dumb thing inside me stifling my screams… Your dumb fucking ass was in the slammer and I was probably going to die and a literal stranger had to be the one to bring me back! Now I think of it, I’m not scared, I’m fucking pissed off! F... FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!”

The use of the word fuck is like a mantra when you’re arguing with Jotaro. From insults ranging to fucking cunt, fucking pig whore, you’ve called him so many filthy things involving the word fuck that it’s lost all meaning to you. But still, it’s so interesting that you suddenly feel like you’re shouting at two people all by yourself. Your stand has faded away, evidently too scared to face your brother, she lets you scream to your heart’s content because you can feel she’s scared to face the ramifications…

But you could give a shit less.

“You always took care of me... and I kept calling for you and you didn’t come and get me! You fucking promised-”

“ENOUGH!”

Your grandfather is at the door. Before you can continue he bullies your brother silently out of the room and is at your side, holding your trembling shoulders and trying to talk you down from turning the house into Disney on Ice…

You wake up four hours later, exhausted, wrapped in the arms of your grandfather as he snores without a care in the world.

At least you’re not alone, and it’s a double whammy to turn over trying to get up to pee only to accidentally roll onto your mother. Well, you’re certainly not alone anymore. You’re unsure how to feel now, the inner bitch of your soul screams too little too late, but now you realize that they must have heard everything and felt guilty for neglecting you.

Well… you think, It’s sweet but, they’re not the ones I want to feel guilty for this.

It takes a lot of effort. Your Stand comes out in a flurry of cold and you have to really get it under control to prevent your loved ones from waking up, but she does help lift you over their bodies and out the door silently. Her hands are frigid. Icicles pressing against your soft skin as she guides you down the dark hallway and into the bathroom where you sit thinking on the heated toilet for a lot longer than would be necessary. But now that you’re at least having a few moments of clear thought, you can’t help but wonder how the fuck you have anything to do with all this.

You heard your grandpa before he left the room the first time, Her fighting spirit is strong but… What the fuck is he talking about fighting spirit? What the fuck does this have to do with the snowy woman standing in front of you while you take a leak, like this is a group effort and she’s there for moral support? It leaves you with more questions than answers. Maybe if you had fighting spirit you wouldn’t have passed out and missed the entire thing, and then maybe your Stand wouldn’t be hovering over you while you flushed and washed your hands, pushing soap into your palms because you only rinsed.

Better yet, whatever happened to that hunk whose Stand wanted to go to pound town on yours?

“I’m sorry… Did I wake you?”

The voice is so gentle, so sincere. It’s nothing like the sounds you’re used to in the house so it’s startling to hear. It’s coming from the room right across from the bathroom, and when you slide open the door, you see the red head all nice and cozy under his own duvet on a futon.

“Hey.” You murmur. “You didn’t wake me up. Are you ok?”

His head is wrapped in bandages and you kneel down to his level. You’re still in pajamas, an old shirt and overly large pajama pants that once belonged to Jotaro. He’s outgrown so many clothes that you have all these pajamas to steal from him whenever you run out.

“I’m perfectly fine.” He insists. “I… I didn’t mean to impose.”

“Impose on what? You look like you’re just as fucked up as me.” You point to your forehead. “Is that because of your Stand too?”

“No… That comes courtesy of the man who almost made your stand kill you.”

“Dude…” you groan. “Where does this cunt live? Because I’m about to fuck his shit up into next week.”

He is dead silent while you laugh, and you realize that it must be because of your mouth. You blanch when you see his blank face illuminated by moonlight peeking from a crack in his screen door. An uncomfortable silence passes between the two of you. What else can you say? Nothing you have on your tongue seems fit for your ears, and it’s honestly like talking to Grandma Suzi when she ignores you until you clean up your language.

“All your ice is melted.” You huff, looking at the neglected ice pack by his side.

“Yes…”

“Do you… do you want me to fix it?”

I mean… you yourself are an icemaker yeah? Technically?

The hunk takes a while, but eventually nods his consent. Your Stand places her hands on the ice pack. You can hear the crackly squeeze as the water solidifies, and when you place it on his head he sighs in relief.

“Thank you…”

“No… I should be thanking you.”

He looks at you. Even though he’s just as ice cold as you are, those beautiful eyes that greeted you when you woke up hold you tightly in their gaze. He’s intently listening. All of his focus is trained on you. For the first time you feel almost embarrassed that he’s just staring you down.

“You saved me right? I… I remember you kissing me.”

“P-please understand… I didn’t set out to take advantage of you like that.”

He explains that it wasn’t completely him. For some reason, his Stand acted out on its own, clutching yours and lavishing her with affection.

“It was very strange…” he murmured. “For once it didn’t want to destroy. It seemed to want to draw out your Stand, the way she hovered over you, her frosty breath coating you in layers of ice… It was too much.”

“I… Well shit dude… I guess I’d rather thaw out by macking than die alone in my room like a human popsicle.”

Finally, he laughs, and your heart skips a beat because god dammit. He’s just so handsome. Total beef, more defined muscle than your grandfather and brother combined, and his gaze is just so captivating. He has those big puppy dog eyes, and he looks like he could bench press ten of you.

“I don’t hold it against you.” You tell him softly. “I… I was really scared. I could feel like I was slipping away into the cold. I wanted to give up. No one came for me. I couldn’t even cry for my mother… And then you came.”

You smile gratefully at him, swiping at a strand of hair that’s in your face.

“Thank you... um…”

“Noriaki. Kakyoin Noriaki.”

“Thank you, Noriaki-kun, for coming to my rescue.”

Unfortunately you will never know what it does for your features when you smile, and you miss the red dusting across Kakyoin’s cheeks as you exit the room.

[mistaeq]

Hope u don't mind me requesting again but I was wondering if u could do headcanons for the crusaders with a reader who likes to quote memes or vines like when she's got an idea of some sort she's just like "oh yeah, big brain time" or they're in a fight with an enemy she's like "I'ma bad b*tch you can't kill me", I just wanna see their reaction to someone with that chaotic energy (sorry if this doesn't make sense ':>)

Stardust Crusaders: With a s/o who Quotes Memes and Vines

TW // none

Thank you for your request! I genuinely had a lot of fun writing this idea for these five dorky men <3 enjoy!

Stardust Crusaders with a s/o who's often quoting memes and Vines, had to be fem!s/o, but I didn't need to point out reader's gender while writing, so it turned out kinda neutral.

WORD COUNT: 1.3k

KUJO JOTARO

He's annoyed by your habit most of the time, but he can't deny that sometimes the result is pretty hilarious, above all when you happen to do it when fighting against enemy stand users.

Jotaro was trying to figure out a way to attack without being noticed, to make sure it could be effective and quick, when he heard you whisper "Big brain time", and the second after, you suddenly screamed at the top of your lungs, yeeting your stand against the enemy stand user.

"YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY HOMIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?" screeching more or less the same way Stroheim would have done years ago, you guide your attack, your stand successfully making the enemy retire.

He tries to look annoyed and pissed, but you still managed to win, and he must admit he's a proud boyfriend. Jotaro is silently complimenting you, in his mind. Still, he scolds you. You acted in an irresponsible way and you could get really hurt.

When you see him so pissed over your behavior, all you manage to do is trying to ignore him. "Y/n, I'm not done with you." you usually shrug. "...Hi Not Done With You, I'm y/n."

Sometimes you both wonder how did such different people like you two end up together. But to be honest, Jotaro getting worried over you is something you enjoy, and seeing you so confident in your fighting skills makes Jotaro feel all proud and relieved you're not breaking down.

JOSEPH JOESTAR

He doesn't really know what these hilarious sentences are, but hearing you quoting them always gives him a reason to say he's in a good mood despite the pressure DIO puts on your lives.

The six of you were on your way to Pakistan, just before your fight with Wheel Of Fortune, and you were sitting right next to Joseph. Out of boredom, you both were reading the road signs, and you took the occasion to be yourself.

"Road Work Ahead..." Joseph read out loud. You snorted, and rested your head on your hand, smiling at him, and answering, whispering to not to annoy your fellow crusaders. "Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." The man loudly laughed, scaring Polnareff who was driving.

Unfortunately, after that hilarious moment, you got really hurt in the fight against Wheel Of Fortune, and before even thinking of driving a kilometer more, they had to be sure you were okay. You really looked dead.

Much to Joseph's relief, after he pulled you up from the ground, holding you tight in his arms and caressing your hair a couple of times, you opened your eyes. And noticed his ones were almost teary. Did he get that much scared?

You immediately smiled, not wanting to see him like that. You pulled a thumb up, a smug grin on your face. "I'm a bad bitch, he can't kill me." the man laughed, tenderly kissing your forehead and letting you back in the car.

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

He knows what those quotes are. Avdol doesn't really mind them, he finds those genuinely funny. But he minds them when you fuck up your protection just because you want to quote those.

He particularly remembers that time you were with Polnareff, when a clone of Avdol himself and a clone of Jean's sister, Sherry, were created by an enemy stand user. He was watching the two of you from afar, just before joining you and saving you. As soon as you saw the clone of your boyfriend, you eyed at Polnareff.

"Are you telling me you asked for THIS thing, Jean? This is not Avdol, this is some flesh without his feelings! This bitch's EMPTY!" your strong stand picked up the clone, and threw him violently on the ground, over Polnareff's head. "YEET!"

When you did that, it took no time for the clone to rip off a bite of your leg, and you couldn't express how much it hurt. When you learnt that the actual Avdol was there too, much to Polnareff's surprise since he didn't know anything, you immediately scolded your boyfriend.

"You could come and help a little sooner... mother trucker, dude. That bite hurt like a buttcheek on a stick." Avdol stayed silent for a couple of seconds, before bursting into a laughter with you, kissing your lips. "I missed you so much, babe."

Avdol spent the following twenty minutes in checking on you and making sure you had no more severe wounds that could interfere with your trip to Egypt. He's pretty apprehensive, when it comes to you.

KAKYOIN NORIAKI

He totally knows what those quotes are and laughs with you on those. It's likely for you and Noriaki to understand each other and communicate through memes and Vine quotes. It happens to be useful to talk without enemies understanding you.

The crusaders have plenty of war flashbacks of you and Kakyoin acting weird because of those. For example, the time you were walking with your boyfriend, along with Jotaro and Anne. You genuinely tried to hold back from quoting vines around Jotaro, but as soon as a man threw a paper on the ground and not in the bin, you two screamed.

"WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!" that's one of the reasons that pushed Jotaro and Anne to isolate themselves from the actual Kakyoin and the actual you, being attacked by Rubber Soul afterwards.

Rubber Soul and his fellow enemy stand users were an infuriating thing for you and Kakyoin. Last time you had a talk together, understanding they were only serving DIO for money, you found yourselves pissed off. Like for real.

"We here not having the money for some chicken nuggets and still helping Jotaro and Mr. Joestar for FREE and y'all want a hundred thousand dollars from a naked vampire? Not gonna happen, Karen!"

You're able to bring out the loudest part of Noriaki, since none of the crusaders like the same stuff of this type the way he does. You often call each other "dude" or "bitch" - regardless of your genders, in fact you called him a bitch several times -, even if you're an actual couple.

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

He doesn't really know what those quotes are, but he finds it hilarious when you say them, and gets interested in it, so that he can get the reference when you repeat those. He starts saying those too, afterwards.

It happened when you met Hol Horse, a fast, precise bullet coming towards you, as you and Polnareff moved a little, but enough for the bullet to get in the little space between you, leaving you safe and sound. It had scared you, you weren't gonna lie, and in both your minds, a perfect vine quote appeared.

"Ah, stooop. We coulda dropped our croissant." if that quote wasn't perfect to be said with your boyfriend... nothing else could ever be. You both laughed, as Hol Horse realized he was alone against two people, and before you could say anything more, he was running away.

Teaching vine and memes quotes to Polnareff is the cutest thing ever, because you know he's gonna use them sometime, with your fellow crusaders or with enemies. But he doesn't have a great memory, and will need your help.

"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fucking... babe help." no wonder Enyaba was staring at you two with a scared and confused look on her face. "...rip your face off..." you helped him. "...rip your face off." Polnareff repeated. "...bitch." you added, whispering. "Putain." you choked on your breath, did Jean fucking say bitch in french?

Polnareff has no chill, if you're willing to risk it all for a vine quote, he'll fucking do it with you, no matter what. Jotaro wants you two dead.

[strawberry-metal]

Rokyoin love!!

Rokyoin ship chaos meme

Picrew: (warning for implied adult content on some of the options, the Rokyoin pic I made is completely pure, I promise lol) https://picrew.me/image_maker/208041

Who is more likely to do some shady stuff for the other?

First off, right off the bat I wanna remind you guys this pairing is a yandere x kuudere-yandere. Anyway, the answer is Rose. Yes, she does have a reputation she needs to keep up as a noble, but if it came to Kakyoin and his well being, she'd be willing to sacrifice anything for him.

Which one playfully calls the other a bitch and which one sarcastically calls the other an asshole?

Err... neither. That's not their thing. They'd rather just call eachother 'darling' and 'anata'.

Which one is more likely to purposefully act in a way that will make their partner jealous?

Neither. They have eachother. No one shall interfere, and that includes themselves.

Who is more petty / passive aggressive when they’re upset?

This is actually hard to answer because they don't really get into fights, just a disagreement here and there mostly. Well, considering the fact that not alot gets to Rose, and Kakyoin is the more emotional one, I'd have to say it'd be him. (Plus, you all saw poor Polnareff take the full brunt of his sass and annoyance in SDC. XD)

Which one is most likely to get into a fight on the other’s behalf

Equally both. They're both VERY protective of eachother and do whatever it takes to keep the other safe. Kakyoin would handle things with his stand, where as Rose would handle things in a more scary matter thanks to her stand not being fighting based. She'd rely on her own skills with a knife, or maybe even resort to poisoning if she's able to. After all, she knows all kinds of things about medicine. Let me make it clear though that they'd like to avoid killing if possible. It's a last resort for them.

Which one is the most likely to bail the other out of jail?

I can't see either of them ending up in jail, much less getting caught if they DO...do anything. So I'd have to say neither, because I just can't see it happening.

Who is more likely to initiate mischief of any kind? And does the other stand back and watch or try to stop them?

Kakyoin without a doubt. He may act well mannered and like the perfect honor student, but he's got a mischievous side to him, especially if it involves Polnareff or Jotaro. Rose won't stop him, she'll just stand back and enjoy watching the 'show'.

Which one purposefully annoys the other one to see how long it takes for them to snap?

Rose but only a little, she just likes to tease him to the point he gets embarrassed or flustered, and starts to resemble a cherry. She thinks it's adorable~

Which ones gets protective because ‘only I’m allowed to bully you!’

Well, neither really bullies the other lol. Honestly out of all my couples, they're the ones that would probably be deemed the so called 'perfect' couple at least on surface value.

Who is the one to apologize first when things are pushed too far

Kakyoin. Again, he's the more emotional one, and Rose will usually just get even more silent than usual and avoid contact if she's upset. Not to say she won't apologize if she does end up upsetting him, just I think if it came to getting mad at the other, it'd most likely be Rose towards Kakyoin. When they make up, they'll go back to acting like the 'perfect' couple and shower eachother in affection.

Who one ups the other when they proclaim their love? (”no I love you more” “No I love you more.”)

Both. They do this alllll the time and I'm not even kidding. They will have playful arguments like this everyday multiple times, and the winner is always different. Though alot of the time it ends in a tie, for neither of them want to give it up! If they really wanted to, they could probably argue about this for eternity.

[livingdeadmlm]

Pt.4 Jotaro Kujo X Male reader

Aus: uhh none but Kakyoin is alive because i love him 

     You felt your legs ache, you had been doing nothing but sitting for the past 10 hours and it wasn't good for your joints. Even if you were still considered young, your bones felt much older. You stared up at the yellow sky, the speedwagon foundation had reached out to you to go to morioh and met with jotaro to get some of joseph affairs in order and to have jotaro tell you the rest of why you were needed. 

     You kept regular contact with jotaro. You sent emails and the occasional letters/packages as well. You both got the occasional photo but you still had no clue what he looks like now. Kakyoin would be joining you both within the next two days because the Foundation has trouble finding him, even though you email him often. Speaking of the devil your phone rang, picking it up you read “kakyoin” and answered 

     “Hey (your name) how was your flight? I hope it went well.” you heard some shuffling and a grunt.  

     “Yea my legs hurt like a bitch so i can’t wait to get to the hotel and just relax.” you rubbed your legs hoping to ease the aching. You heard him chuckle, “well yeah i’ll be in the same boat day after tomorrow. But I am still excited to see you both, though I do wish there were better circumstances.” you agreed. 

     You caught sight of a tall man in a white coat waiting by the road, no one else would wear that so you assumed it was jotaro. What was weird was you saw a very small boy in a green uniform and another with a pompadour haircut. “Ah, I think I see Jotaro, and some new friends he’s made. I'll have to call you back when I get to the hotel room.” “alrighty I see you later (your name), be safe out there, and tell jotaro i said hi” you smiled, “I’ll be sure to.” you put your phone back into your pocket.

     The taxi stopped at the corner, you handed the driver you money and stepped out with your bags. You saw the boy with pompadour hair look around he locked eyes with you and puffed up his chest, “Oi! Are you (last name) (first name)?” you felt your stand, mother mother, start to manifest. It had a mind of it’s own and didn’t like the way the boy was acting. 

     You smiled, “Sure am son! What do ya need?” you held up your hand to shield the sun from getting in your eyes. You saw the small boy turn around and stare at you, he seemed awestruck, maybe he knew who you were? The taller of the two young men strutted towards you, and pursed his lips. 

     “You better not cause any trouble old man! I’m keeping my eye on you.” you both were now chest to chest, with you being a tad taller it looked a little weird. You laughed saying that you weren’t really that old. You saw the boy get pulled back, you heard jotaro speak. 

     “Josuke get off of him, he won’t cause any issue.” you saw the smaller one pull josuke to the side and they started talking. You dropped down your bags and faced jotaro, holding open your arms. Jotaro started to walk twords , before he could take another step forward. You were knocked down luckily your head was held between muscular arms, your face was pressed into a chest. You heard a loud “ORA!” And started laughing. 

     “Aw I missed you too star, still a sweetie huh?” You heard small oras and felt him scatter small kisses from the top of your head to your face. He held your face in his hands, having a wide smile and such large eyes. Your pet star's hair and he went around you looking for your stand. Mother mother fully manifested and the two stands seemed to talk and somehow understand each other. 

     “Alrighty come here jotaro gimmie a hug.” He took a step forward but once again was interrupted. 

 “W H A T! No way!! (Your name)!” You felt Josuke drag you towards him and the other kid. He had your head in a lock against his chest, “you didn’t tell me you were a game dev! Wow that’s amazing!” Ah so the small one did know who you were.

     “Oh yeah I am! You’re going to love kakyoin, he’s still an avid gamer after all these years.” You saw josukes eyes light up. You felt jotaro separate the two of you, “come on, let's get to the hotel, I'm sure you’re very tired from the flight.” 

`skip to the hotel

     Mother mother took your bags and dropped them nearby one of the beds. Mother mother then disappeared and you jumped onto the bed. You sighed and cuddled up to a pillow, finally not having to sit on your tailbone felt amazing. Jotaro was behind you and stared. 

     “Hey that one's mine.” “oh did you want me to move?” “...a little to the side please” you rolled onto your side, still holding the pillow. You watched as he laid down in front of you. You shut your eyes and started to drift to sleep, before you were fully able to fall asleep you felt the pillow you were holding being pulled from your arms. You decided to keep your eyes close waiting to see if something would happen. 

     You felt jotaro move in place of the pillow tucking his head under yours. It took all you had in you to not squeal and squeeze him, but you couldn’t help but wrap your arms around him. “I’m sorry you couldn’t get your hug earlier.” Jotaro didn’t respond, just holding onto you tighter.

[mvrtaiswriting]

Don’t worry. - Jotaro Kujo.

HELLO! As promised, here’s one of my works. It’s based on Jojo’s bizzare adventures: Stardust Crusaders. Its main character is Jotaro, although I’ve tried to include everyone; even Holly and Suzie Q. Let me know what you think and please feel free to request anything. Hope you enjoy reading it!

F reader x Jotaro

Jojo’s bizzare adventures: Stardust Crusaders.

SFW

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It’s been 5 weeks since your journey to Egypt started – and so much had already happened to you.

All the difficulties you had to go through helped you and the boys creating an intimate bond, which was really helpful considering how much time you had to spend together and the delicate mission you were on – harmony within the group was essential. So far, you had created a wonderful, particular bond with Kakyoin. The two of you just happened to have a lot of interests in common, and he was so nice to have around: he would often take care of you, putting his jacket on your shoulders whenever he thought it was too cold for you, training with you and helping you to know your stand better. You two had managed to create a wonderful friendship and always spent so much time together, talking about books, films and about all the stand you had met since the start.

5 weeks ago, you arrived in Japan with Joseph. He found you when you were only a baby in a park on a cold night of November and decided to take you home with him and to treat you as if you were is second daughter. Him and Suzie Q were the only family you had ever had and known, and you would have done everything for them and Holly.

You were only some months older than Jotaro and had met him throughout the years – however, your memories with him weren’t much and they weren’t vivid enough to say you’d know him. Over the years, you had kept contact with Holly through numerous calls, and only heard about Jojo through her. When you arrived at the Kujo’s home, Holly greeted you with a warm hug. She always considered you as a niece and nothing less, she really loved you and never failed to show you. Contrariwise to Jotaro, who welcomed you by staring at you with his piercing aquamarine eyes, remaining silent. You weren’t sure whether he recognised you or not, but it never really mattered.

The two of you had an argument almost immediately after meeting each other; he called his mother a ‘stupid bitch’ when she was only trying to steal him an hug and that made you too mad to keep your mouth shut.

Holly had always been such a sweetheart and was always so caring, there was no point in behaving like that.

Your cheeks flushed, quickly turning red. 

‘What gives you the right to talk to her like this? There was no reason for you to be this rude, how can you treat your mother like that?!’ you said, raising an eyebrow while looking at him, who didn’t even bother looking at you.

He smirked, fletching the left corner of his mouth upwards. ‘I’m not going to take advices from someone who doesn’t even know who her real mother his.’ he answered coldly, readjusting his black hat so that it would fit better on his head.  That was the first time he saw your stand. You quickly projected it ready to attack him – and you almost did. Joseph stopped you at the right time, placing an hand on your shoulder. That soft touch from the man you’ve always considered a father was enough to make your stand disappear. You shook your head nervously, looking furiously at Jotaro one last time, before leaving the room and following Holly to her little house tour. At the sight of your stand, Star Platinum appeared too – but it didn’t seem to have an aggressive approach; it had an admiring expression on his face while looking at your stand. You weren’t quite sure what Jotaro reaction was when you were about to attack him, and you didn’t care. You decided that the first words you heard from him after years were enough to make you stay as far as possible from him. You two had completely different energies and it was tangible to everyone.

Once the journey started, Jotaro seemed to have softened a bit. He was clearly worried for his mother’s life – despite the cold approach he usually had towards her. You began to understand that his brute-like attitude was only a way to cover his soft, sensible side; but again, you weren’t quite prone to know him better. The same couldn’t be told for him. You would often hear him asking his grandad about you and the way he brought you up. He could clearly see you could fight and he was curious to know about your training with Joseph trough the years – but not curious enough to ask you directly.

You couldn’t blame him. In the rare occasions you two actually talked to each other, you'd argue over something he said or over something he did. You were never afraid to confront him and that, at first, really caught him off guard. You never stepped back and never seemed intimidated by his behaviour or appearance. Not even him towering over you trying to scare you was enough to stop you from challenging him. He admired that of you; you were the first girl he met that didn’t make horrible, fastidious and squeaking sounds when looking at him and you were brave enough to fight him without thinking about it twice – which was unusual for Jotaro, a delinquent who threatened everyone in his school. He was used to people running away from him just at the sound of his footsteps; but you were different and didn’t care about his reputation or his façade, and that made you interesting in his eyes.

It wasn’t like you hated each other – you just didn’t seem to get along. Sometimes it felt wrong to you: he was family too, after all.

It was after a fight that the two of you stopped constantly battling each other. After defeating one of the numerous stand users sent by Dio, you were visibly tired. Your breathing was heavy and you could barely stand still, blood covering your face. It was a very challenging enemy and it took you a lot of strength to defeat him. You encountered him while you were walking alone towards the food market of the beautiful, exotic city you were in and were lucky enough to defeat him. You knew the other crusaders had started to look out for you in the numerous roads of a city they didn’t know, that fight took you too long and you just prayed a familiar face would come close to help you as soon as possible.

Ironically enough, the first one to find you was Jotaro. Star Platinum immediately recognised you and ran towards you almost independently, wrapping his strong arms around you, allowing you to relax your body completely in his strong hold. Jotaro arrived seconds later, quickly substituting Star’s arms and holding you close to his chest. You had never seen him so worried and scared. A feeble laugh left your lips, while the two of you just stared at each other. His look didn’t seem as cold as it always did, and his face was way more relaxed than usual. ‘What’s there to laugh? You’re bleeding.’ he said in a strangely soft and calm tone. ‘I’m sure he bled more than me,’ you said confidently. ‘Yare yare daze..’ he said, while removing his hat and putting it on your head, covering your face as he started walking towards the hotel, carrying your small figure in his arms, not willing to listen to you anymore.

That was the last time the two of you had shared a beautiful moment together and spoke to each other for more than five minutes.

You weren’t quite sure how Jotaro managed to be so close to Kakyoin. You knew him well him enough to know that he didn’t have anything in common with Jojo, yet they seemed to understand each other without even talking. Kakyoin told you from time to time how much you and Jotaro were actually alike, but you never truly believed him. Not because you didn’t trust him, but because Kakyoin was so naive at times – you just didn’t believe he could be right about such thing. What made you and Jotaro meet was a sad coincidence, nothing more could unite the two of you.

But as time passed, and you and Kakyoin became closer and closer, you would start to notice Star hanging around you more often than before. Sometimes it would play with your hair while you were reading something in your hotel room, other times he would just sit next to you and Kakyoin listening to your conversations, letting out some cute ‘oras’ every now and then. Your stand would occasionally come out and enjoy Star’s company; the two of them getting more along than their owners.

Star’s presence in your life or in your room never bothered you. It made you feel safe and comfortable, at ease. You’d never ask him to leave, and during certain nights you just wished he was there. Kakyoin had a strange theory, and believed that the reason why you’d get so along with Star Platinum was because you and Jotaro’s were, in some kind of ways, soulmates. He would often point out how your stand would look for or spend time with Star Platinum, emphasising the fact that a Stand simply was the projection of a soul.

You never thought it that way, but although Kakyoin’s theory made some sense you just couldn’t believe it. The way you felt when Star was near was completely different from the way Jotaro made you feel. Yes, he made you feel safe – but you never felt completely comfortable whenever he was around. You often felt judged and could never decipher what he thought about you.

Kakyoin’s words however somehow managed to stick to your mind, and the more you thought about them, the more you would look for signals from Jotaro – to either confirm or disprove the strange theory your best friend had come up with. And the more you looked for these signals, the more you started to get mesmerised by Jotaro’s aura.

 He was undeniably handsome, and after all the time you had spent together you started to understand him a bit better – and this time it didn’t act as a repellent. The more you didn’t know about him, the more you wanted to discover. Every tiny occasion of seeing his soft side made your heart skip a beat or two, and it was starting to become evident to everyone. You’d occasionally blush whenever you felt Jotaro’s piercing eyes on your figure, and Joseph and Kakyoin were the first to notice. Polnareff would often joke about it, telling you that you should rather focus on French guys – but he eventually gave up on that, and started suggesting you to ask Avdol for one of his predictions.

Jotaro’s attentions towards you were increasing day by day. He would always choose the hotel room closer to yours, and purposely sit next to you during car rides, offering you is shoulder if you ever felt tired – and you never declined it. He would randomly join you and offer you a cigarette, making the two of you enjoy 5 minutes of comfortable and relaxing silence, often under the stars as both of you suffered from a bad insomnia.

Kakyoin kept insisting: Jotaro actually felt something for you, and he was convinced you did too. You always denied it, but deep down you knew a strong emotion was slowly growing in your heart.

But you would have always kept it for your self – it would have been to awkward to admit it and you just preferred to dig this feeling as deep inside you as possible. He was Joseph’s nephew, and although you two weren’t related in any way, Joseph was like a father for you. He was stubborn and annoying, and sometimes he was able to drive you mad. How could you even feel something for him? You shook your head, hoping these thoughts would be wiped off your mind too.

You were sitting on the railing of the balcony on your hotel room while the same exact thoughts, as almost every night, were running through your head. Star had been sitting next to you for the whole night and you naively talked to it about your feelings; maybe because it represented the soul of the boy you were so caught up with, maybe because you knew that it would have kept your secret safe. Sweet ‘oras’ were the only words you have ever heard from him and somehow those words were way more heart-warming than anything else.

That moment was interrupted by the clicking of your room’s door. You quickly turned, facing the entrance of your door from the terrace and revealing your stand, ready to fight. Next to you, without you noticing, Star had disappeared. The door silently closed and heavy footsteps paved the way reaching to you.

‘Yare yare.. You never change, do you? I’m sure you’ll kill me one day.’ a soothing, familiar voice broke the tension in the room before the figure revealed itself in the darkness of the night, illuminated only by the moon and the city’s lights. You relaxed your shoulder and took a deep breath, retiring your stand.

‘You could always knock before entering a room, Jotaro.’ You said, seemingly irritated.

 In reality, you were only happy to see him there with you. He fixed his hat as he usually did, before coming closer to you, resting his back on the balcony. ‘Isn’t it dangerous to sit on there? You could fall.’ He said, looking at you. 

The usual height difference was now minimalised as you were sitting on the balcony’s railings, allowing you two to perfectly look in each other’s eyes. You shrugged, while Jotaro carefully put an arm behind you as a precaution. You followed his movements before making a new eye contact with him. For a second, you couldn’t breathe. He was breathtakingly beautiful; his aquamarine eyes were shining and the soft moonlight gracefully highlighted his facial features.

‘What are you doing here? Can’t sleep?’ You asked, forcing yourself to come back to reality, breaking the silence and not answering his pervious question.

He shook his head, whispering a ‘no’ before biting his bottom lip and hiding his face under his hat.

 You hated that hat – it allowed him to make his emotions indecipherable (as if he wasn’t good enough at it) and it also hid his beautiful, slick black curls, which you’d only seen once or twice. You took his hat off his head, receiving a sharp look from him. If looks could kill, you were sure you would have been dead by now. He didn’t try to stretch and take his hat back from your hands to avoid making you lose balance and eventually fall from the balcony. You put the hat on your head smiling, looking at him proudly. He looked at you and you swore you saw a little smile on his face, as if what you did just softened him.

‘How come?’ you asked, your eyes locked on his figure. ‘Someone was busy talking to Star Platinum.’ he said, clearing his throat. ‘You know, it’s hard to fall asleep when a conversation is so interesting.’ he said in a challenging way, while he looked up at the sky doing his best to not look at you. Hearing those words made your heart stop. How stupid could you be? How could you not think about the possibility that he would somehow know? Your cheeks turned as red as a cherry while you breath started to shorten and become quicker. Your mind started running wild trying to find a good excuse, leaving you speechless. You gulped, creaking the bones of your fingers with one hand trying to remain calm and collected. He looked at you and helped you getting down from the banister of the balcony, placing his big hands on your waist. He gently moved you in front of him, his hands firmly grasping on you. He leaned towards you, putting his forehead against yours. You were completely hypnotised by his actions and didn’t manage to say a word since he last spoke, your body shaking. You were too busy rehearsing all the things you said about him to Star. He lifted your chin up placing his index finger under it, forcing you to look at him for seconds that felt like an eternity. He took a deep breath before speaking again. ‘Don’t worry. It’s mutual.’

Before you could elaborate what Jotaro just said to you, he placed a passionate kiss on your lips, tightening the grip on your waist. Despite the surprise, you didn’t think twice about reciprocating the kiss, putting your hands on his muscular chest.

[jjadegreen]

ITS SPOOKY SEASON BABY !!!

And that means making spooky aus for no reason other than fun<3

In summary- jjba part 1-6 but there’s no stands/Hamon and they all exist at the same time AND everyone is a spooky monster!!! I included as many characters as I could but it’s quite easy to run out of creatures, so bear with me on a few of them. Also the joestar bloodline is just gonna all be George Joestars kids because I said so!

Also, this is all really dumb but it’s just for fun so it’s ok💕

*minor TW for mentions of death!!! Nothing graphic but I’d rather be safe

Jonathan: Frankenstein

Not exactly like the traditional Frankenstein’s monster but whatever!!

Used to be a regular kid until he died in his 20s along with Erina :(

His father, who is still alive here, doctors the hell out of his dead son and boom. Franken-son.

Most body parts are his but he lost some in his death... so like, one of his legs is just some random guys.

He is still very Jonathan... a sweet boy... beloved.

He loves flowers and plants and such!

Married to Erina!!!

Joseph: werewolf

Tbh I just feel like werewolves give off himbo energy

Ran into some spooky woods next to the Joestar mansion as a kid and came home with a wolf bite and a cool new form

The exact same as regular Joseph but with more dog attributes

Our boy will chew on a bone if he finds one. He will chase tennis balls like his life depends on it.

Him and Caesar are rivals but the kind of rivals who fight on the weekdays and watch shitty romcoms together on weekends

Jotaro: merman

Ocean man....... take me by the hand...... lead me to the land.......

Ok but in all seriousness. You know why Jotaro is a merman. Silly little ocean man.

Edgy bastard but he will go entirely soft if you bring out a sea creature

I have 0 idea how he became this. He probably pissed off an ocean witch or something and she made him a merman

H20: just add water type transformation. If he touches water, BOOM now he has a tail

He does not let that stop him

Kakyoin is his best buddy!! He also hangs out w/ Polneraff and Avdol

Jolyne: witch

Jolyne is just a lesbian witch. Is that too much to want

Idk anything about witches so I dunno!!! Maybe she just like. Decided to be a witch. I think there are real witches and I don’t want to disrespect anyone

Although she is the Halloween-y, pointy hat, black robe witch. She makes potions and stuff.

She has diverted her potion experience into cooking

She makes THE BEST fucking pastries

Josuke: werewolf (like father like son)

Even tho Joseph is not his dad here they give off similar energies

Joseph bit him while they were arguing and boom boom werewolf

In a band!!! With oku, koichi and yukako!!

Rohan is their manager

Best friends with Okuyasu and Koichi

He will cry if he doesn’t eat for 4 hours

Giorno: vampire

Vampire for obvious reasons

He’s technically everyone’s nephew because he’s DIOs son (who is biologically a joestar here)

He’s not in the mafia! He just hangs out with the bucci gang!

Despite having the ability to make it seem like he knows what’s going on, he never does

Never

Pudding cups are banned from the mansion because he will devour them in just a few seconds

Vegan, but will never pass up drinking the blood from someone he hates

You guys know I’d never stop at just the jojos

Erina: Frankensteins bride!

Died with Jonathan and was brought back the same way as him

Baker!!!

Very close with Speedwagon

Speedwagon: former ghost hunter

Our man was a ghost hunter until actually meeting a ghost (probably Reimi) and deciding that maybe he could just be a normal man instead

He lives with the joestars because he’s really close with Jonathan and Erina

He and Will were a ghost/vampire hunting duo

Will Zeppeli: former vampire hunter (who is now a vampire lol)

Once Speedwagon decided to just be friends with all the monsters he followed

Caesar: vampire

Don’t ask why caesar is a vampire even though that’s DIOs thing. Caesar gives off vampire energy.

He acts like he hates Joseph but believe me they are in love

Him and Suzie Q are the most powerful friendship you could imagine

Suzie Q: fairy!

Just a little fairy girl! That is it!

Badass bitch. Probably uses her tiny size to steal from everyone

Smokey: literally a normal dude

Caesar was going to suck his blood but decided that Smokey was too nice for that date

The joestars of course got attached to him immediately

Kakyoin: Tree Nymph

TREE MAN!!! TREE MAN!!!

His hair noodle is a branch that grows a cherry

Iggy: Cerberus type dog

Jotaros pet dog!!!

Absolute bastard

Avdol: Phoenix

Fire bird. Self explanatory.

Polnareff: centaur

Yes he still has the stupid hair. Would he be polnareff without it?

Avdol simp

Koichi: shapeshifter

He’s a shapeshifter because I said so even tho it makes no sense!!!

He does so many favours for everyone

In a band w/ oku, Josuke + yukako

Okuyasu: zombie

Why a zombie? Because Okuyasu has no brain

He’s a simple man. You put food in front of him and he eats it on sight

In a band w/ koichi, Josuke + yukako

Yukako: siren

I just feel like a long haired pretty woman gives off siren vibes

In a band!!! You have heard it three times you know the drill

Rohan: can transform into a dragon??? I guess???

I’m gonna be honest I’m just running out of ideas

Band manager

Tonio: can transform into a caladrius

@c-c-cherry told me this is some kinda healing bird??? I’m choosing to trust her don’t betray me Cherry

Reimi: ghost, obviously

No notes needed you get it. She’s a ghost

Mista: gargoyle

Stinky man!!! Stinky stone man!!! Never showers because he’s a stone man!!!

Bruno: angel<3

He’s already a perfect angel in the show why would I need to change that!!

Bruabba is canon He is married to Abbacchio

Abbacchio: demon

Goth demon man to contrast Bruno’s infinite light

He is married to Bruno because bruabba is real

Narancia: ghost

I’m literally just imagining narancia pulling so many stupid pranks as a ghost which is the whole reason I chose this for him

Fugo: reaper

Imagine like. Edgy son of the grim reaper who doesn’t want to be a reaper so he runs off and becomes friends with a wacky group of creatures. That’s fugo baby!

Trish: imp

Im almost out of ideas

Probably half human? Diavolo would definitely be an imp as well

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This was very bad but fun

Thank u Cherry for being my emotional support while I tried to come up with so many different monsters

Also yes!! Some of them aren’t exactly monsters but I am just a little creature who doesn’t want to spent a week looking for the perfect monsters for every character

Love you all mwah mwah

[go-dark-turtle]

(Warning slight swearing. Please enjoy this is my first attempt at an x reader fan fiction. Let me know your thoughts. I'd totally appreciate it lots 💜 Also if you draw any fan art of this I'd love to see it. Also I MUST add! Thanks to an ask I submitted to the lovely and wonderful @kakyoin-shades it gave me inspiration to write this.)

Free the Future

Kakyoin x fem reader fan fiction

Chapter 1: Convincing the Crusaders

The five men stood looking over the ocean, they finally made it to Eygpt. Polnareff walked over to the woman they just fought against to check up on her (and to see if she was beautiful or not) and was horrified by her appearance. She had no teeth thanks to Star Platinum. The men laughed at his reaction.

They knew time was short and they had to keep on moving they made it to a nearby town, and Joseph Joestar handed his wallet to Avdol entrusting him to get the best vehicle that would get them across the open desert areas. He and his grandson Jotaro looked for a nearby pay phone. 

You just arrived in town in your dark blue, almost navy Ford Scorpio Mk I Saloon, you drove past Joseph and Jotaro while they were on the phone and you drove back around the side street. 

"Thank goodness I made it in time," You said with a sigh of relief.

You parked up along a side street and saw the dune buggy drive past with the remaining of the Stardust Crusaders. Your eyes widen when you saw Kakyoin chilling in the back seat your vision went hazy and you held your face.

"There's no time thinking about that right now. Come on (Y/N) stay focused."

You shook your head and slammed your hands down on the wheel to get yourself to focus again. You slowly followed the dune buggy and they didn't stop rather they slowed down as Joseph and Jotaro jumped into the back. 

"SHIT!" You yell you had to act quickly and stepped on the gas. 

At that moment you drove along side them on the narrow road, Polnareff started to curse and swear raising his fist at you as you overtook them, Avdol gripped the handrail and hung onto it for dear life as Polnareff began to chase you down. The others in the back was flung to the right, to the left, bumping into each other as well as the doors and the boot. 

"OH MY GOD! Polnareff slow down, what's got into you!" Joseph held his head before he was flung backwards again.

Polnareff grunted, "This damn driver what's their problem, I'll show them for showing off!"

You panicked as you were nearing the open desert area, you couldn't let them across it no matter what. You acted quickly Polnareff was on your tail and at that moment you drifted to the left and blocked the end of the street and you slammed on the breaks and you fell into the steering wheel your hands shaking your breathing heavy. 

"Oh CRAP!" Polnareff slammed on the breaks and stopped inches from your car. 

Jotaro and Kakyion fell into each other as Joseph slammed his head against the boot door. Avdol closed his eyes and awaited the impact. When everything came to a halt everyone had a sigh of relief all but Jotaro. He huffed in annoyance, adjusted his hat and vaulted himself out the back of the buggy. He stood on the road and glared at your car. Unfortunately for you the drivers side of your car was in front of his sights. He clenched his fists as marched up to the car. He gritted his teeth and he swung the door opened with one motion, he reached in and gripped your shirt, pulled you out the car and held you up so high you were practically dangling in his grip, you panicked as you saw the angry expression, it brought fear in your eyes. 

"What the HELL is your problem. Do you have any idea how dangerous that kind of driving is?! HUH do you! I should teach you a lesson for almost wrecking our new ride we just-" Jotaro got interrupted

"Jotaro stop! Don't hit her!" Avdol ran up behind him and grabbed his shoulder

 "Her?" Jotaro paused for a moment he then looked at you up and down and huffed.

He sighed and dropped you all while glaring at you. You landed with a thud and you started to rub your butt, but still looking at Jotaro's icy glare. Polnareff rushed out the car and rush up to you almost knocking over his younger friend.

"I am SO sorry mon chéri, my friend doesn't know any better. Are you okay?" Polnareff offered his hand to help you up. 

Avdol sighed and face palmed off course Polnareff couldn't help himself when a girl is about. Jotaro gritted his teeth and approached his tall haired friend. Polnareff helped you up and he smiled as well as checking you out at the same time. You smiled, but then it faded as Jotaro brushed past him and glared at you once again. 

"You better have a good reason for this you bitch!" Jotaro huffed.

You stared into his icy blue eyes, but then you noticed Joseph and Kakyion walking up to the others when you saw the young red haired teen you froze in fear your vision began to get hazy, your eyes began to lose focus.

"OI I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!" Jotaro pulled you close to him again.

You snapped back to reality and before you knew it an arm became between you both.

"Hey Jotaro that's enough, Don't really know what's going on here, but I want some answers." Joseph stood between you. You took a deep breath and folded your arms and closed your eyes to hide the fear and pain.

"I know where Dio's hideout is, I also know you are after him and you don't have much time left. I have a beach house nearby, we can stay at until tomorrow. Please. Don't cross that, desert." the last line had you slightly choked up and the men's eyes widen.  (Apart from Jotaro that is.) You quickly wiped your tears and stood proud in front of them.

"Mr Joestar this is kind of a blessing don't you think?" Polnareff whispered to the older gent.  "I mean, what luck, that someone knows the whereabouts of Dio"

"Hmm, I don't know about this Polnareff... She could be one of Dio's servants. And she happened to know we were in this town. Straight after dealing with another stand user..." Joseph folded his arms unsure what to believe.

"As much as I agree with Mr Joestar, we do need to cross the desert quickly and find Dio. But can we really trust this person..." Avdol looked down with concerned eyes.

Polnareff rushed to your side "Well, I believe her. If she was trying anything you think she'd blow up our car or even attack Jotaro. But she didn't." He winked at you and you smiled you were glad at least one of them was on your side. 

Kakyion walked past Jotaro and Joseph and placed his hand on his hip and stood next to his tall haired friend and smiled softly. 

"I also believe Polnareff, this is the turnout we are after. Think about it, no matter where we go we always get attacked. It's about time we have someone on our side and help us take down Dio." He folded his arms and gave you a nod to acknowledge you were on their side you quickly look to the ground as if you were shy from his gaze. 

"Hmm... You do have a point Kakyion. Perhaps we should try and trust them even a little" Joseph held his hat trying to decide what was really the best option. 

Jotaro pulled his hat down and smirks  "Yare Yare daze, she might be helpful for now, but as soon as she double cross us, Hmph don't worry. I'll kick her ass I don't care if she's a girl, Star Platinum will make sure she thinks twice before dealing with us." 

Joseph placed a hand on his grandson's shoulder and grinned " Ah yes, that sounds like a good idea, alright miss.... um uh-" 

You glared back at Jotaro you didn't like his tone and how he was judging you when you were the one trying to help him and his fellow comrades. You look up at Joseph and you force a smile. 

"Y/N but call me whatever you like." You respond to Joseph.

The Stardust Crusaders all take time to introduce themselves to you and after so long you finally get to know the name of the man that haunted your dreams. You smile softly and show gratitude to them all but Jotaro trusting you. He still glared at you, waiting for you to slip up at that moment.

"Well, since you have a beach house nearby I think it would be a good idea to have a bit of time to recuperate, Mr Joestar I think using both our vehicles would help with our luggage problem wouldn't you agree?" Avdol stood next to his older friend and extend his finger at both the cars still in the middle of the road. 

"Hmm, yes that is a good idea, you don't mind Y/N you do have a bigger boot than ours." Joseph simply asks "I also think it might be a good idea to spilt up between the cars. Jotaro and myself  will take the buggy. Avdol, Polnareff, Kakyion you take the um..." He walks around the back of your car to get the name of the model and his eyes widen.

"OH MY GOD! You have the Ford Scorpio Mk I! It's not even out in this region how did you get your hands on such a fancy classy car!" Joesph starts to gush over your car.

"Ah, I see you are a man that likes classy vehicles. You see I have a family friend called Tamsin..." You start to bond with Joesph telling him about Tamsin and that he's basically your version of Speedwagon (sporting a short ginger bowl cut, big moustache and 70's glasses.) in that if you need something he'll sort it out. No questions asked. 

Polnareff walks up to the passenger side of your dark blue car and opens it and is about to place his buttocks on the seat only to be pushed aside gently by Kakyion. 

"I call the front seat mon ami" Kakyion grins at him

"Huh? Since when? I got here first!" He stands in front of him and puffs out his chest.

"Since Mr Joestar said we should take both cars and besides..." Kakyion got cut off by Avdol

He pulled Polnareff's ear, dragging him to the other side of the car and opened the back door and pushed him in and sat next to him and folded his arms and huffed. Kakyion smiled softly chuckling to himself and sat down in the passenger seat. (Basically Avdol is sitting behind you in case you wondered) 

"If you were to sit in front you would distract Y/N with all your flirting or trying to touch her knee and besides" He winked at his friend, " You wouldn't want me to be sitting all by myself in the back would you?"

Polnareff huffed and folded his arms for a moment, but then placed an arm around his Egyptian friend. 

"Of course not can't leave my best bud all alone can I and besides," He grinned " We can stretch our legs more, too bad for you Kakyion." He giggled like a school girl while he extended his legs outwards.

"Hmm, is that so?" Kakyion smirked, looked into the mirror and shifted his seat backwards into Polnareffs knee before shifting it back to where it was, the Frenchman winced in pain and grabbed his knee.

"You did that on purpose, why you!" Polnareff leaned forward, but then you approached the car and he quickly sat back and pretend nothing happened he wanted to be on his best behaviour around you. Avdol softly chuckled and watched you wave to Joseph and Jotaro. He smiled out the window to his old friend and gave a small wave.  

You got in the car and you saw Avdol and Polnareff  in the back seats and you glance over to the passenger seat and Kakyion was sitting there giving you a soft smile. You immediately look ahead with a mix of emotions, fear, shyness and nervousness. Kakyion took note of your behaviour and wanted to reassure you.

"Please don't let what Jotaro said, get to you. He's been on edge for a while. He will warm up to you soon. But we all believe in you Y/N." Kakyion placed his warm hand on your shoulder and you look at him trying not to think of that horrible nightmare that keeps haunting your vision. 

You swallow hard and let out a heavy sigh before smiling back at him, " I appreciate that lots Kakyion, say you guys have been travelling since this morning, haven't you," You slowly reach for the glove box and the men in the back moved forward and prepared for the attack. "I thought you'd appreciate some nice cold Coca Cola."

You turn with 3 Coca Cola bottles in your hand and see them with angry expression and you let out a shriek that you drop the bottles. Kakyion leans in close his arm brushes against yours in a swift motion and he catches the necks of the bottles in his fingers. He slowly sits back up and gives you a warm smile all while placing the bottles on his lap. A small blush grew on your cheeks, he was so close you could smell his scent, musky with a hint of cherry. You nod back in relief, but you turned your attention the gentlemen in the back seats with a raised eyebrow.

"Sorry miss Y/N you can understand our reflexes we haven't had it easy the past 40 or days or so" Avdol looks at you with a guilty expression. 

"I'm sorry my darling its just anytime we've tried to relax something happens. I hope you can forgive us" Polnareff clasped his hands together, his eyes almost reduced to tears.

"It's okay, " You give a sheepish smile, "I understand I truly do and once we are at the beach house I'll explain..." You slowly sigh and close your eyes, "I'll tell you everything." You open your eyes with a determined look.

You see Joseph and Jotaro in the buggy and they have reversed out the way for your car to squeeze past.  As the cars lined up just before you were in front  you wind down the window and you lean outwards.

"Mr Joestar its going to be a 3 hour drive, it's just south of the border just follow my lead and if you and Jotaro need to make a pit stop anywhere, just flash your lights at me and I'll get the signal." You smile at him and beep your horn a few times " See you in a while" 

"Right you are Y/N. To be honest, I'd rather wait until we make it to the beach house before we can take it easy. See you in a few hours." He gives a small wave to you and smiles while giving a big wave to Avdol and Polnareff in the back.

You slowly drove along the main road of the town, you look in the mirror and see Joseph is close behind you. You smile, knowing that everything was going smoothly. Kakyion smiled by you and leaned towards you as he leaned into the back to give his friends their bottles of Coca Cola. 

"Y/N Thank you so much you have no idea how much I've been dying for a drink" Polnareff smiled as he gripped the bottle 

"It is a very nice gesture Y/N so very thoughtful of you my dear." Avdol smiled as he raised his bottle to the mirror as his way of saying thank you. 

Polnareff tapped Avdols arm and whispered "Hey Avdol I can't open this bottle you think I can use Silver Chariot to pry the bottle cap off?" 

"Hmm, I suppose you could, but don't let Y/N see you" He places his hand over the side of cheek to hide his lips from your view "She might not understand stands as such, though if you were to open yours could you do mines also?" He brought his bottle closer.

You smile, taking in the hustle and bustle of the busy streets with vendors on both sides of the town, you realise about the Coca Cola bottles and you reach down to the side pocket of your door and you hand Kakyion a bottle opener not once taking your eyes off the road. You gasped slightly at his warm touch of his fingers as he slowly takes it from you. 

"Oh, thank you Y/N. I was wondering how I was going to open this" He smirked and laughed slightly while looking at his friends in the back as Polnareff stuck out his tongue while aiming Silver Chariot's arm with such concentration.

Just then BANG Silver Chariot's sword flung both the bottle caps into the air and the pressure of the Coca Cola spouted upwards landing on the Frenchman and the Egyptian man leaving them with half of the liquid left in the bottle, other half soaked them. Avdol pushed Polleraff in annoyance before grabbing his bottle and laughing heartily. Polleranff joined him in chuckling loudly. 

Kakyion smiled softly and grinned " I was going to offer this" waving the bottle opener at them "But you managed to open it all by yourself, I wonder how that is so, hmm?" Oh he very much knew how.

Avdol sat forward and grinned "Oh yes, that well, uh I used my super strength to open it." He chuckled loudly to hide the embarrassment in his voice oh Polnareff was going to pay for this later. 

Kakyion brought the bottle to his lips and began to drink the Coca Cola while the gents in the back chuckled and drank theirs, just then Polleranff had an idea pop into his head. He tapped his Egyptian friend to get his attention and pointed at the back window and gave his Coca Cola bottle a shake, Avdol smirked and grinned as he knew exactly what he was thinking. 

Joseph and Jotaro followed behind you slowly and Jotaro slumped more in the seat, resting his arm on the door and placing his chin on his hand as he took in the vendors as they drove passed. 

"What the hell!" Joseph frowned, looking at your car in front 

He saw his two friends shake their bottles of Coca Cola and Polleranff taking a slow chug and giving a satisfying "uh-huh" and a cheeky grin before shaking it again.

Joseph gripped the steering wheel harder and gritted his teeth "Son of a bitch! Do you see this Jotaro! They are having Coca Cola without me!"

Jotaro glanced forward and deeply sighed "What a pain.." before pulling his hat down to his face and adjusted himself ready for a snooze.

You look into the mirror and see Joseph with an annoyed look and you then see both the men in the back chuckling and giggling slapping their knees. You smile at how close they are as friends. Kakyion softly smiles and enjoys more of his Coca Cola and places the bottle opener into the glove box. 

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Two and a half hours had passed and the laughter had eventually died down from the back of the car both the men rested their heads against each other as they fell asleep with how smooth your driving was. Kakyion looked back at his friends and smiled warmly he looked at you while you gave the road all your attention.

"Take this a compliment Y/N Avdol doesn't normally fall asleep in our car journeys, the fact is that he must really trust you. It is warming to see him so relaxed." Kakyion rested his hand on his chin as he places his elbow on the door.

"I had no idea Mr Avdol was always cautious. I'm just glad he can get some rest and feel relaxed." You reply while looking out to the open road with the odd car passing you.

Kakyion looked at you curiously " Say Y/N you mind me asking and of course you will explain everything shortly, but could you tell me, why are you helping us?"

*Cue the start of Roundabout theme* 

Your breath got shaky at him pressing you to talk, you gripped the steering wheel your palms got sweaty, your vision got hazy, but you shook your head to snap back to reality. He looked at you with concern his eyes fixated on you with how you are acting  and shifted himself forward  leaning towards you and awaited your answer.

"I'll just say these two words for now," you replied with a shaky squeak.

"Hol Horse..." 

[<--------To Be Continued----------]

Chapter 2

[sohin-ace]

Jotaro - Sister

This is cross-posted from Wattpad and available on AO3.

Enjoy~

Y/N is Jotaro’s sister

I want to make clear that this fic is non romantic. I don’t write incest.

"Papa, since you're here, I have to show you Jotaro and Y/N's old pictures~" Holly cheered excitedly while dragging her father to the living room.

"Oohhh can't wait!" Joseph joined, enthusiastic to see some hidden treasures of his grandchildren.

The commotion of Holly and Joseph going through photo albums caught you and Jotaro's attention as you both walked past the living room.

"Look at this one, Papa! Their first time going to the beach together! Y/N was scared and Jotaro brought her a starfish!" Holly squealed and you furrowed your eyebrows.

"Uh, mom what are you doing...?" You carefully asked.

"Oh! I'm showing your baby pictures to your grandfather!"

You glanced at Jotaro next to you who had a pearl of sweat gliding down his forehead. Oh no...

"Oohh ohhh!!! This one is my favourite! Jotaro and Y/N taking a bath together~" You both flinched.

"Ooohhhh!!!! OH MY GOOODD!!! How cuuuteee~" Joseph cupped his face in his hands and was almost dying at the cuteness before him.

"You know! Y/N would always tell me this, 'When I grow up I want to marry Jotaro onii-chan!' " You blushed madly and gasped at the embarrassing memory.

"MOOOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT???" Joseph burst into a fit of laughter while your mother had a sheepish look on her face.

"Yare yare daze..." Jotaro walked away with his hat resting low on his head, effectively covering his reddening face.

You were Jotaro's younger sister. Despite your age difference being negligible, your relationship was very complex. It changed and switched a lot throughout the years.

As children you used to be really close, nothing could separate you. You would share and do everything together, from toys, to beds and everything in between.You both took care of each other in your own way.

But as the years passed, Jotaro grew colder and more distant, which was to be expected from a male teenager who had been overwhelmed by feminine compagny, whereas you became calmer, more patient and less cheerful than before, trying to learn to not depend on your brother's presence as you used to in the past.

Despite your differences, you two still kept that unconditionnal kindness that seemed to run in the family.

Currently, you both lived your lives on your own ways. You couldn't really say you were close, or at least, not as much as before. You didn't think your relationship could progress any further from there, at least, not until a certain day.

You both walked out the door after receiving your usual goodbye kisses from your mother Holly, and went on your way to school.

You used to always make the walk to school together, but since highschool, Jotaro would just walk in front of you and leave you behind without even looking back.

The first few times, you'd run after him, calling him out to wait for you, but after a few days, you gave up and accepted to just make the walk on your own. You were used to him ignoring you even at school so you grew to not mind it anymore.

From his point of view, it was to protect you from having a stressful walk surrounded by fangirls, being the potential target of bullies who wanted to get to him, or to prevent you from being in the middle of a fight between stupid thugs who wanted to meddle with Jotaro.

But as you didn't know that, in your eyes you were just a burden to him. You didn't want to be the annoying clingy sister and as he was already very edgy, you left him be.

You continued your lone walk to school, your brother long gone before you and already out of sight. You heard voices behind you and you flinched.

"Oohh isn't that Kujo? Hey yeah it's her! Kuuujoooo~" You kept on walking, but they caught up to you.

"Hey, hey, babygirl, don't ignore us like that~ What's the matter, where's your big brother?" One of the guys said, sliding an arm around your shoulders and leaning a bit too close to your face.

"Yeah, where's your big strong bro? Not very nice to let his sister all alone in the street. It's okay though, you don't need him, we'll take care of you~" The other snickered, towering next to you and taking a strand of your hair between his fingers, playing with it as you looked down.

These two guys again, for some reason they had this weird obsession with you and just wouldn't take the hint.

"...Please go away, I don't have time for this." you quietly said, not even bothering speaking up. They wouldn't listen anyway, but you still tried.

"Don't worry sweetie, you're okay with us, we'll protect you!"

"I don't need protection, go away."

"Awww, don't be like that~ It makes me want you even more." The shortest slid his hand from your shoulders down your arm and laid it on your waist.

You sighed and swatted their hands off of you. "Shut up, you're so annoying!"

"Ooh she's trying to act all tough like her bro, how fucking cute!" The tallest one then forcefully grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards him.

"LET GO YOU PSYCHO!" You pushed him as hard as you could, which sent him stumbling over a nearby parked car.

"You asked for it you stupid bitch!" He then slapped you hard across the face, so hard, the impact made you lose balance and you fell down on the ground, dropping your schoolbag.

"Dude! Stop, that's too much!" the short one quiered, overwhelmed by the turn of events.

"SHUT UP! I gotta teach her a lesson. Get up, Kujo."

He didn't even let you react and pulled you up by the arm, slamming you straight against his chest. You struggled, but he locked you firmly in his surprisingly strong arms. "So what are you gonna do? Where's Jotaro now, huh?"

"I'm here, motherfucker."

They flinched and both their jaw dropped. They slowly looked up to see the huge form of your brother, standing so tall he was blocking the sun behind him and casting a shadow over you three.

"J-j-j-.....JOTARO???!!" the shortest one stuttered, shaking like a leaf and sweating bullets.

"...What the FUCK do you think you're doing to my sister?" Your behemoth of a brother growled.

Before they could even retort, Jotaro grabbed you and abruptly snatched you out of the boy's hold, making you stumble against him and he caught you effortlessly in his arm. He sent a murderous glare to the two boys and they whimpered, taking the warning very seriously.

"I-I-.... Shiiit!!! I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU KUJO!!!" The tall one stormed off with his friend following close behind.

"Yare yare daze..." Jotaro sighed in annoyance as he turned towards you. "Are you okay?"

You nodded quietly, looking down at the floor. He harshly held your chin in his large hand and lifted your face up, inspecting your bruised cheek.

"Tch... That asshole...Can't wait to dance on his fucking grave." You put a reassuring hand over his arm and he relaxed slightly, letting you go.

"Don't. It's not worth it, Jojo. Let's go, Mom will be worried if we're late to school again."

You spoke softly and he stared at you in silence, not moving an inch, but before you could question him, he started.

"Stop looking at me like this."

"Huh?"

"I can't bear that melancholic look on your face. Wipe that out."

"That... That's just my face, Jojo..." You trailed off softly, quite confused with your brother's shenanigans.

"I know I made you like this."

You stared at him for a moment, then looked away, silently. Maybe you were colder than you used to, but you wouldn't put the blame on him, after all...

"I made you like this too..." You replied, looking off to the distance. "Your stone cold glare...Your burning hate for girls...It's all me, isn't it."

He fell silent. Your silences spoke more words than any of your actions, this is how it came to be. You finally looked up at him, both sharing the same stare.

"You're one to talk about a cold glare. Just look at you."

As he said that, Star Platinum manifested in front of you, surprising you as you let out a tiny gasp. He then held your cheeks and tugged slightly on them, forcing a smile out of you.

"Oh...! The spirit's back!" You were too fascinated by the weird spirit that started following your brother to even care that he was childishly playing with your face.

Jotaro cracked a tiny smile at the interactions of his Stand and his sister. He couldn't understand you sometimes, but at the end of the day, you two weren't so different.

The tall male pulled out his pack of cigarettes and brought one to his mouth before lighting it up.

"Girls are fucking headaches..." You looked up at him, deadpanning as Star Platinum and you were squeezing each other's cheeks.

"But your my little headache." He mumbled under his breath before puffing a thick cloud of smoke.

You wanted to scoff at his weird confession. Oh great. He didn't hate you as much as the others. How cute.

You looked down, your features softening into a smile as you held onto Star Platinum's arm who was now playing with your hair.

"Let's just go now, Jojo."

The moment you both started walking he noticed you wincing and limping a bit.

"Are you okay?"

"Y-yeah... It's nothing, I just scraped my knee when I fell earlier." you tried walk again, but winced at the pain from the open, bleeding wound on your knee.

Before you could even step any further, you saw your brother crouching in front of you, his back turned towards you.

"Climb."

You stared at him in utter confusion. "It's okay Jojo I ca-"

"Yare yare daze, I don't have all day. Hurry up." He pressed on and you couldn't fight his stubborn nature.

You leaned over, putting your hands on his shoulders and let your legs rest on either side of his waist as he steadied them with his hands. He effortlessly hoisted you up and walked you both to school.

It felt so nostalgic, being carried by him. The world was so much more beautiful from the view of your brother's height. You didn't care for the view though, as you leaned further against his back, wrapping your arms around his neck and resting your head on his shoulder.

"Just like old times... Right? Oni-chan..." You uttered quietly, calling the name you stopped calling him for years now.

He chuckled lightly, which was also something that you didn't hear in years.

"Yeah... Just like old times. Except now you're cheesy as shit. You're starting to sound like Kakyoin."

"Hmm? What's wrong with Kakyoin? I like my men cheesy." You purred.

He immediately stopped in his tracks and turned his head to glare at you. He suddenly felt angry as his brotherly instincts kicked in.

"...Take that back right now."

Bonus:

You were walking out of the nurse's office with Jotaro.

"See you later." He turned the other way towards his classroom.

As you were about to walk away yourself, you turned around to be met with a group of girls blocking your route.

"Y-you're Y/N Kujo, right?" Started a shy-looking girl.

"Oohh you're Jojo's sister? Cool!! Could you give him my number~?" added another one, excitedly.

"Actually, you do look like him a little bit!" Continued a third one, as they all interjected one by one.

"What? Noo they look nothing like each other, what are you saying!"

"Hmm they do have a.. Family likeness, kinda? Maybe it's the eyes, or the lips, I'm not sure, but there's definitely something!"

"Now that you say it, they do have the same cold frown on their face." they all giggled and your face was red with annoyance.

"Get lost. All of you. This is why you don't have boyfriends." And just like that, you stormed off, leaving the girls in a love-struck daze.

"Waaahh~ she's so cool~"

"She's kinda cute when she's angry."

"She could insult me all day~"

"Being hot runs in the family, so unfair~" they all squealed to themselves as they watched you leave.

Brothers kinda suck, but they're also a blessing.

[shipyard98]

“The Cigarette Book” - Chapter 3: K (Jotaro’s Story)

Fandom: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Pairing: Jotaro Kujo x Reader

Word Count: 

Rating: T for Teen (reference to sex and mild swearing)

Summary: One morning, an odd change dawns over Jotaro Kujo, your housemate and friend with benefits. He was suddenly smoking again, but more importantly, he was treating you with a little more kindness than usual. What could be the problem?

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The smell of burning tobacco roused you from sleep.

Your eyes fluttered open to darkness at first. Then, as your eyes adjusted, you could make out the silhouette of your friend with benefits and housemate, who was sitting up and staring at the ceiling with a lit cigarette in his mouth. You could barely make out his features, but you knew his brow was furrowed and his mouth was frowning.

It seemed like he was deep in thought, and you were about to pull him out of it.

“…Jotaro?”

Upon hearing his name, he turned his head. Even though his features were obscured by darkness, you felt his powerful gaze land right on you.

“Oh...” he mumbled. “You’re awake.”

“Mmhm,” you groaned. “I smelled smoke.”

His gaze fell down for a moment before he took the cigarette out of his mouth and put it out in the ashtray by his side of the bed.

“Oh, no you don’t have to worry about it.” You readjusted yourself until you were sitting upright, letting the sheets fall and expose your bare chest. “It doesn’t bother me as much.”

“… As much as what?”

“Well,” you started to say hesitantly. “You said you were trying to quit when we first moved in together, and this is the first time in a while I’ve seen you with a lit cigarette… Is something wrong?”

Jotaro sat there in silence for a long while, which was definitely something you were used to.

College friends of yours who went to his high school warned you about him. According to them, he was a bad boy who was hard to get close to. Even though he did open up just a little more in senior year, people were still lucky if they could get a conversation with him going.

Despite their warnings, you found a strange appeal to him. And he turned out to be a pretty good housemate. There were very few times where you had to prompt him to do his part of the deal, and he seemed to get it done faster than you could. As time went by, he even began to help you with your work. Though he verbally stated that he didn’t enjoy it all that much, something about his demeanor told you otherwise.

That surprised your friends, and it surprised them even more when you revealed that you had coaxed him into a “beneficial friendship” about three months into mutual living. Jotaro didn’t even appear to have actual emotions, let alone a sex drive. But he agreed to it. He said it would help him keep any possible emotions of his from causing any trouble. What that trouble was, he never elaborated.

The sex was great, though, so you weren’t complaining. When you two had a session, it was divine. He knew how to use his hands against your more sensitive areas, and his thrusting felt so delicious. Sometimes, it even felt like the world came to a complete stop, it was that terrific.

Though, there were times you wanted to indulge your unrequited feelings for him.

You wish you didn't have those feelings, but life can be a bitch like that sometimes.

Jotaro finally let out a sigh.

“Don’t worry about it. It’s nothing important.”

He made a move to get out of bed before he stopped himself to look at you again, a rare moment of spontaneity coming over him.

“So… you want to go to the café for breakfast?”

You tilted your head a little in a confused expression. One part of the confusion came from the fact that he only asked to go out with you on special occasions. The other part, you vocalized.

“Is that place even open at this hour? Even more, what time is it right now?”

“5 AM. And it should be.”

“Oh, really?... Well, class isn’t until 8, so alright. Just give me a minute.”

You got out of bed and stumbled over to your closet in the dark. Whatever you got a hold of first was what you decided you were going to wear out. And after tidying yourself up a little more, you were ready to go.

Jotaro, on the other hand, seemed to wear the exact same clothes every day and he was much more awake, so it didn’t take him long at all to get ready compared to you. As soon as he had his white garb and logic-defying hat on, he went out to wait for you in the car.

Soon enough, you found yourself in the passenger seat as he revved up the engine and pulled the vehicle out of the driveway.

The ten-minute drive to the cafe was usually quiet, so you had a moment to observe the scenery in peace.

Out the window, you could see the twilight sky. Shades of purple and blue danced with the soft glow of the few rays of light that came from the rising sun. In the faint light, the dew on the grass glistened like small diamonds. The other houses and buildings faded into the background as a great shadow was casted over them.

Then, you turned your head and observed another beautiful piece of scenery; the man in the driver’s seat himself. The way his silky black hair framed his soft face, the glisten in his turquoise eyes, and the plumpness of his lips… in the bare light of the rising sun, he looked like a living portrait.

His visible eye suddenly shifted from the road ahead to give you a side glance.

The way he looked at you wasn’t like his famous death glare. It was more like he was studying you. Maybe there was even a hint of “checking you out”? You didn’t give yourself the chance to comprehend it, as you had bashfully turned your face away from him. But you could still feel him looking at you.

Then, he suddenly spoke.

“You look really nice today.”

You shot a surprised look at him. Did he, Jotaro “Romance is Dead” Kujo, just compliment you? There was no way you heard him correctly.

“Wait, what did you say?”

He huffed softly in response, letting his concentration go back on the road. In the dim light, you could’ve sworn that some pink had dusted his cheeks.

“Never mind.”

For the rest of the car trip, a silence engulfed you both. And it wasn’t like the usual silence. No, this silence was very awkward and tense. Every now and again, you’d look over at him again, but his gaze was fixed on the road. With the way his face tensed up, he seemed to have a lot going on in his mind.

All of a sudden, the car stopped and the engine died down. You peeked around and out Jotaro’s side window.

There in view was the café. It was a quaint little place, cozily set in a little grass area with the closest building being about ten feet away. The outer walls were of oak wood, and there were potted plants bordering these walls in a certain order. It was a very cozy place, from the outside and the inside.

Jotaro opened his door and stepped outside.

Your hand was just barely touching the door handle on your side when the door just swung open, as though someone else had opened it for you. It was weird, but you blamed yourself for probably not closing the door all the way, so you thought nothing much of it.

As soon as you closed your door all the way, you hurried along by Jotaro, who had been patiently waiting for you to take your place by his side. Together, you both entered the cafe.

The interior gave people a comforting feeling when they stepped inside. Oaken tables and chairs were situated in places here and there. Some were by the wall; some were by the window. And some were in the dead center of the space. A little wall separated the area between the dining area and the cash register area. To top it all off, the entire place had an unspoken theme; oriental lilies. The presence of lilies ranged from traditional paintings featuring lilies to lilies in vases on the tables. Even the air had a faint scent of lilies in it, but it never overpowered the smell of the food coming from the kitchen. It almost felt like home.

A waitress came and led you both to a table for two. She gave you both a menu and asked what kind of beverage you wanted. You ordered coffee while Jotaro went with black tea.

With a smile, she left the two of you succumb to that silence again. At this time of the day, you two were the only ones there, besides the staff. With that said, the only sounds that could be heard were of the overhead fan going in circles and the occasional chatter or movement the staff made.

You kept your eyes focused on the menu, looking over your choices. It wasn’t that you were particularly hungry; it’s just that you were kind of nervous about glancing up. Like mentioned before, you could just feel it when he looked at you, and it was no different here. With how often that sensation came over you, it felt as though he looked more at you than he did his own menu.

If you weren’t suspicious of him before, you certainly were now.

The friendly waitress from earlier broke the silence when she brought you your drinks. You both thanked her, gave your orders, and watched her hurry off into the kitchen.

After giving the top of his cup a gentle blow, Jotaro put the brim to his lips and took a swig.

He looked so content drinking his tea. It was like there was nothing too deep going on under the surface, like nothing in the world was really bothering him.

Maybe it was because of this that you finally decided to speak up.

“Are you going to tell me what’s come over you, yet?”

He stopped and opened his eyes.

“What do you mean?” he muttered as he put the cup down.

“You’ve been acting so much nicer all of a sudden. Your aura has been a lot softer, and it feels like you’ve been staring at me a lot more. That, and I’m still curious as to why you’ve suddenly started smoking again. Please, Jotaro, tell me; is something wrong?”

Jotaro tilted his head down until the brim of his hat covered his eyes. His breathing had suddenly deepened, and his clutch on the cup tightened.

“… If you’re really that curious…”

“Yes?”

“… I had a bad nightmare. It bothered me so much, I had to smoke to calm down.”

You had to take a second to blink.

“A nightmare?”

“Yeah.”

“What was it about?”

He took another quiet swig of the tea, not once raising his eyes to look at you, before continuing.

“I dreamt that I was being held down. Powerless. You were there, and…”

“… And what?”

His hands trembled ever so slightly.

“You were being killed. Right before my eyes.”

You let the silence hang in the air once again as you tried to comprehend this new piece of information. Before you had a chance to say anything in response, he continued.

“I’m such a damn idiot. I said yes to so many of your requests, because I thought that I could avoid feeling anything if I occupied myself with obedience. But every time you smile at me, I feel my heart race a little faster. Every time you speak to me, my attention lingers on you longer. And every time you moan out my name and claw at my back while we’re in bed, I realize that I like it best when it's just you and no one else…”

He hunched himself over a little bit, and he gritted his teeth as a single tear fell into his cup.

“Look,... I’m in love with you, okay?"

Your eyes had widened a little, and a blush surfaced on your cheeks. Tears begun to gloss your own eyes; his sorrowful confession touched you.

"And that worries me. People that I care about always end up in danger. I should never had even said yes to housing with you, because now I love you and I’m so scared of losing you, too. I… I can’t…”

He stopped.

In this rare moment of weakness, Jotaro didn’t notice that you had gotten up out of your chair and went to his side. Now, your arms were wrapped around him in a warm hug and your cheek was nuzzled into his neck.

He had so many thoughts bubbling in his head, yet he couldn’t say a word.

“Jotaro,” you cooed into his ear. “I love you too. I’ve loved you for a while. And I can promise you, nothing’s going to come in between us. Believe me, I will not leave your side. Okay?

If only you knew what he knew. He knew that so many bad things could happen to you if he stayed close to you. He had lost so many loved ones to battle and supernatural elements, that he wasn’t ready to let it happen again. How badly he wanted to tell you these things, but your arms felt so nice around him. You were giving him warmth he very rarely felt. It was like new life was being breathed into him.

Gently, he grabbed your chin and brought you to staring him in the eye.

Then, ever so slowly, he leaned in and pressed his lips against yours in a sweet and tender kiss. Your eyes closed and you tenderly kissed him back. He wasn’t a person who showed affection, but in that moment, he didn’t care. Let the world see how happy you made him.

A few moments later, you pulled away from him and leaned your forehead against his, causing his cap to get tilted back some. He didn’t mind it at the moment. All he could really do was quietly mumble a response to your request.

“O… K.”

[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

Unwilling Wingman pt. 2

summary: Rohan has asks Josuke for help  

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“JOSUKE!” Tomoko hollered from the kitchen, “THERE'S A MAN, sorry who? ROHAN KISHIBE IS ON THE PHONE FOR YOU!” 

Josuke bolted out of bed and ran to take the phone. Yes, it was the ungodly hour of 6am on a Sunday, and it was Rohan Kishibe, but they had a mutual understanding to never interact unless absolutely necessary. So this must be important. 

“I need you to come over right now.” Rohan sounded something emotional. Josuke couldn't quite describe it because the only moods he seemed to have were rage and superiority. Maybe this was excitement? Had there been a break in the Kira case? 

“Sure, whats up?” 

“Come now.” Rohan slammed the receiver down before Josuke could remark at how rude he was being. Figured. 

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Josuke pounded on the door of Rohan’s house, it seemed to be doing better since last time… Back to normal almost. 

The door snapped open and Rohan looking more ghostly and unhinged than usual glared at him, “What took you so long?” 

“Sorry sorry, is everyone else already here?” Josuke peered around the crazed mangaka to see an empty living room… 

“No one else is here.” Rohan slammed the door shut and pushed him into a chair. “Or would you like my humiliation to be public?” Rohan was practically seething.  

“Whao Rohan hold on, what happened? You can’t still be upset about-” 

“Dont act dumb Josuke. You know EXACTLY what happened last night.” There was spit flying from the man’s mouth and it was only fear of provoking him further that kept Josuke from wiping it off his face.

Last night last night last night… today was Sunday, what had he done last night? Nothing but, oh no.

“Listen if you called me over here to talk about your date I really can’t-“ 

“Date? DATE?! THERE WAS NO DATE! Your son of a bitch nephew stood me up!” Ah so he was enraged after all. 

“Look, dude, I’m sorry but it’s Jotaro. I don’t think I’ve seen him willingly hang out with another human ever.” Jesus why was he comforting Rohan? 

“That’s not my issue.” Rohan had stopped yelling and he was slowly gaining composure. 

“Obviously it was nothing against me, the great Rohan Kishibe. I just underestimated how truly shy Jotaro is.” Sure that was one way to put it, but Josuke didn’t quite have the heart to tell Rohan that trying to court Jotaro was pointless. Josuke had been trying for months to go out to lunch with him in a friendly ‘please mentor me’ sort of way but with no such luck. He couldn’t imagine that green weirdo would do better than him. 

But Rohan continued anyway. 

“Josuke. I need a favor from you.” His gaze was very intent, almost as piercing as when he cut off his pinky in that game… god now Josuke was starting to sweat, this kept getting more and more uncomfortable. 

“What is it?” Josuke had never uttered a more skeptical and suspicious sentence in his life. 

“I need your help getting Jotaro to feel more comfortable around me.” That bile that usually rests in Josuke’s throat when he sees Rohan threatened to shoot out of his mouth. Somehow vomiting all over a man’s Pretty Woman Drexel replica furniture was less embarrassing than trying to help someone date your nephew. 

But he held it back. 

“No.” Was all he could say. This little crush of Rohan’s had already caused him enough pain. 

“I just need you to tell him how wonderful I am.” That would be hard considering everything he had said the other night...

“Why don’t you just use Heaven’s Door and-“ 

“My god Josuke I’m not a pervert! You have a truly disgusting brain …. But no. He needs to want to go out with me. And he does, he just needs a little… encouragement.” 

“No.” 

Fear and disgust had really gotten to Josuke so he stumbled to the door, but Rohan jumped in front of him and grabbed him by the collar. 

“Ill pay you.” That managed to shake off the nausea Josuke had been feeling. 

“How much?” 

“Within reason.” That was too vague. Rohan would probably consider his trash ‘reasonable’ compensation.

“100,000 Yen per date for the first three dates.” 

“THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN?!?!” Ecstatic was too light a word to describe Josuke’s reaction. 

“What do I have to do though?” He didn’t want to sacrifice Jotaro to Rohan, but one date wouldn’t kill Jotaro, and neither would three… 

“I just need you to talk to him for me.” 

“Talk to him yourself!” 

“No! Don’t you understand? He stood me up, he has to make the next move or I will look obsessive and desperate.” Rohan was starting to pace around the room like he was about to start a presentation called ‘my evil plan to seduce Jotaro Kujo’. 

“And bribing his uncle isn’t?” 

“Not a bribe, a business transaction.” Rohan stuck outside his hand to offer a closing shake. Alright that was going a little far but whatever. 

Josuke shook on it.