#jossambird anons

[jossambird]

Am I hallucinating or did something change recently when blocking anon messages? Or reporting them?

Because boy do I have some to block but everytime I block one, more come in and its sure a fuck not 10 different people shitting on me about my Izzy Hands blorbo-ing.

[dragon-kazansky]

Me waiting for @jossambird to write an Izzy masterpiece because she's one of my favourite people ever and her work is always amazing:

And any anons who have anything horrible to say to her are the lowest of the low. Let her thirst in peace.

[smallestapplin]

Anon list

Silver anon is our deity here, along with their cats Cricket, and Pippin. Along with Jossambird’s cat Smokey. you will love and respect them, we worship at dawn.

Silver anon

chandelure anon

wax anon

not emmet anon

melli anon

leaf anon,

holding twins anon,

cheese anon,

sylveon anon,

ftm anon,

lost anon,

hazard anon,

awkward anon,

angsty menace anon,

mini anon,

sea holly anon

coffee cat anon,

worm anon,

potluck anon,

crab anon,

bug anon,

snail anon,

pierced anon,

touch starved anon,

fish anon,

bee anon,

appletun anon,

witch anon,

rouge anon,

sleep deprived anon,

warden anon,

kitsune anon,

down bad anon,

bunny anon,

bitty anon,

tofu anon,

spark anon,

heart anon,

shiny anon,

unicorn anon,

emolga anon

inghoe anon,

jolly rancher anon,

panda anon,

torch anon,

elder emo anon,

fish fucker anon,

boop anon,

azalea anon,

eds anon,

bubble anon,

falinks anon,

dragon anon,

chub anon,

gengar anon,

melody anon,

germany anon.

Zoura anon

Lavender anon

Favicon anon

Fae anon

[the-swedes-knees]

I'm trying to find fanfic about the swedes but it's hard. Do you have any fanfic to recommend? P.s. I love your fanfic so much! ❤

💞Thank you anon!💞

It is hard to find Swedes fics! There aren’t many, unfortunately, which was the driving force for me writing my own

My general advice for searching on AO3 would be to look under the character tags for either Otto or Oscar (Axel is used in a lot of other UA fics)

In no particular order some of my favorites are (I’m gonna tag the creators):

I’m giving up so just catch me by @jossambird*

Something Good by @itsminorine*

Aftermath by 4ever_Rewritten @snippychicke*

Reversed by @royalydamned

To Watch The World Burn by @amoradastra*

Commissioning color by SleepiSaurus

The Same Rainbow’s End by TheArgentMoon

*also has swedes oneshots/headcanons

There is also one on fanfiction.net that’s called Escort (full disclosure I haven’t read most of it because it was too raunchy for me, but the premise is very good)

Me and a few others mentioned above also do take short fic/headcanon requests (I’m still working through a few, got delayed for personal reasons) so check their tumblrs!

I’m sure I’ve missed some, these are just what came to mind first. If anyone wants to plug their own fic feel free!

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Otto you should go save @jossambird from the salt anons she gets 🥺

Why are they giving her a seasoning? Why is it dangerous? :(

-Otto :(

[jossambird]

jossambird swedes posting on my dash again ⁉️ ikea fam must assemble

CRYING, that is so sweet of you Anon, thank you! 💖

Oh man, I truly wish that the Ikea Mafia Fam could assemble once more so we could go as rabid as we did 4 years ago but I know that some of us have gotten new hyperfixations since then/haven’t come back to tumblr.

But!! We are all here is spirit! I remember each and every one of those accounts that I interacted with and hope they are doing well 💖 (I miss you all!)

[oga-for-oga]

of course 😌 we'll keep the Horny Thoughts private (or just anon them to @jossambird lmao 👀)

@the-ikea-mafia-official just gonna randomly come out the woodworks every now and then to remind everyone that Axel deserves a harem too. K bye!

[jossambird]

happy to see you on my dash again :)

Thank you so much, Anon! That is so kind of you to take the time to say that. It feels so good to be back, albeit feeling like Ive lost my English writing talent but I guess that’s the curse of being multilingual.

Had a bit of a hard few months but hey! Im alive and that’s what counts! 💖

[jossambird]

Everytime you post or tag something about ’rooted in your love’ it hurts me from how bad I need chapter 8 😭

AWNNN ANON!! 🥹💕 it always warms my heart to know that people love my fic and still send me anons about it because god does that heal my Imposter syndrome.

I need you to know right now that Chapter 8 of Rooted in your Love is currently being written (as in right this moment, I was writing and stopped to open tumblr for a sec) and will be ready for you all to read soon! 🥴

Im also super excited to hear what everyone has to say about what they think will happen because I love reading it all, sitting back in my chair and going hehehhhehe like a mastermind hiding their plans 😎

[jossambird]

you write fics like a millennial 🤮

Boy do I have news for you

[jossambird]

hello queen! genuine question with no shade at all: why did it take 5 months for you to finish the rooted chapter? was it because you lost interest or

Hello Anon! Its no worry at all, thats an amazing question!

Id love to simply say it was because life had me busy and such but that would be a lie. It was a mix of life/stress and Imposter Syndrome caused by hate anons I received.

As much as Id like to say that the Ghost community is full of love and acceptance, there are also people like these that reach out to me:

(Names of the Ghost writers this anon wrote are blacked out for their privacy because they dont deserve to have their names be used to hurt me)

Why? No goddamn clue. I generally keep to myself and my mutuals, as Im shy. I suspect its because of a post a made a week or so ago after a dear friend of mine deleted her tumblr due to Imposter Syndrome, OR because of my Hanahaki Ghost fic, Rooted in your love.

Why it took 5+ months? Because of that type of anon. Imposter Syndrome really got me by the throat when I received that and I genuinely felt like my writing was garbage, and I still do, but that anon has been blocked.

I am still very much into the Papas, and I am still very much into Ghost. I just felt like I didnt have anything to offer anymore.

But please dont worry! Im working on feeling better and on kicking Imposter Syndrome to the curb like that cheating husband you no longer want! 😌

[jossambird]

Hello all!

These past two months (or more), Ive really been struggling with liking my own writing/liking my fics.

Its hard to leave Imposter Syndrome in the past and to not let it affect me, but I read something that was very interesting about how to help combat it (I am insanely devastated that I didnt think to screenshot the post so I could link it here).

The post was about having people who read your fic tell you about your own fic, but for the reader to describe it as if it was someone else who wrote it and not me. Pretend like I am a friend who you are recommending the fic to, basically. Tell me your likes, your opinions, your speculations, your frustrations; anything and everything you would tell a friend.

The person went on to explain how sometimes, seeing your work through the eyes of others helps you recognize your hard work, talent and helps soothe your fears/Imposter Syndrome.

To the people who love my fics and would like to help me see if something like this could help, please send me an anon, I would be delighted to read your messages!

No pressure of course 💕 Have a good day today, I appreciate you all.

[jossambird]

you can still post even if you’re depressed

✨ I could, yeah, but I wont, just for you ✨

[jossambird]

I’m saying this as kindly as this can sound but we don’t care about ‘haha it’s coming!’. We just want the riyl chapter.

At the frequency of hate Anons I get, I rarely reply to all of them, but lucky you, I felt like replying to yours.

Anon, I have several things to say about your message but your barely worth a second of my breath if you truly dont care about the people who write the stories/fanfics that you read.

You need to realize that I, including many other fanfic writers, have a life. I have a job, I have school, I have personal things to do.

Im truly sorry if you thought writing fanfiction was the only thing I did in my every day life, but sadly, writing fanfiction doesnt take care of my bills. It is a hobby, and sometimes, hobbies need to be put on the back burner until the shit storm that is your life has settled so that you may enjoy them again.

I am saying this as kindly as this can possibly sound, but Fanfiction Writers are human beings. If you cant accept that I have a life outside of this blog, please unfollow me.

[jossambird]

it’s always funny to me how you disappear for half a year then come back and are active

What can I say, the horrors (life) always finds a way to make everything worse and then all of a sudden Im filled with whimsy and the need to write about some man being touch starved and angsty 😌

But god, right? My burn outs are month(s) long affaires and during it, my brain entirely cannot find the WILL to even write a goddamn shopping list. Like I will be SO burnt out and unable to write SQUAT. I tried writing during my burn out and I could not squeeze one coherent phrase out without wanting to throw myself off a fucking tree, so here we are now 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jossambird]

my gods !! the prophecy is soon to be fulfilled!! the day of triumph nears closer!!!!!!

✋🏻 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝓼𝓸𝓶, 𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓬𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭. 🤚🏻