#joomer 🐟

[cconfusedkat]

My god Kallamar is cute i want to hug hir so much! Shi looks so squishy i neeeeddddd- -Joomer

You can get ONE ☝️ squid hug

[cconfusedkat]

Shi may be a giant kraken, yes, shi is also soft n squishy, thats the difference! Also a physically attentive lover would be nice, hugs for the rest of your life.. even if the life is cut to atleast an hour -Joomer🐟

Is shi still a soft and squishy kraken if shi threatens your family lineage with plague and then threatens to kill you next if you come across hir shores one more time 🤨⁉️

[cconfusedkat]

(i just fucking woke from last night in both shame and confusion, just to see that my insane ramblings and many 'a years of rp got made into an actual character what in the god damn f**k- Genuinely, thank you so much and solidarity!... even though i havent really begun my physical transition yet. to the actual ask)

Does Kallamar have a beak? Most, if not all octopuses and squids have beaks, so would our lovely sea dweller have one as well? Writer of Joomer

GIGGLING- I hope that's okay that I drew Joomer in my interpretation DJSNDJDFJWFM!!!! It's so funny that they go years back,,,, if you have any additional information for joomer then i wouldnt mind 100% to draw em again with a ref :-33 (AA AND DW I GET THAT,,, I havent really transitioned physically either,, shaking hands with you again writer of joomer 🤝🤝)

AA YES SHI DOES.... Im not sure if i make it obvious but i try to show it with the little bump on the top of hir mouth- the lil teeth accompany that as well,,, im unsure on how to show his beak any better tbh FSKJWKF But yes he does have one :-D

Sometimes its not very obvious though so thats why i gave them Squid Baby Face™ because 1. Cuteness factor of hir cheeks and 2. Meowmeow (meowmeow is VERY valid reasoning)

[cconfusedkat]

What do the Former bishops (and Narinder) do to pass the time? do they work or do they get to do.. whatever they want to do (within reason)?

Writer of Joomer

This has been in my asks for four days and i didnt see it bc i had to uninstall the tumblr app SKSDKSKDS

Lets see lets see

Shamura—aside from being an undertaker and mortician—they find any studies related to the dead along with sitting at cemeteries to read at in their freetime. C: !!! They have a spinterest in the medical field actually,, so youd typically find them at the cult cemetery sitting down on the grass, cleaning graves, putting bouqets of flowers, etc etc,, they have Major Respect to the dead. Will actually put their claw to your face if you dare speak ill of the dead or if you walk past the cemetery and speak (because to them its disrespectful to speak near any graves, youre not letting the souls rest by your voice)

Kallamar! Organizer! He organizes rituals and any other events, his favorite one is setting up the ones relating to not doing any cult work or how fun the rite of lust ritual is to organize :-3 but aside from that? He doesn't spend too much time Within the cult,, not really surprising to hear,, he really likes architecture AND archeology :> so he spends more time in anchordeep (with the exception of knowing theres no rituals or sermons he needs to organize ofc,, he may be a Piece Of Shit (/aff) but he at least cares about the cult's scheduling-)

LESHYYYYY Leshy leshy leshy.... he is the second missionary team leader, and spends his time outside the cult every other day. Its like,,, a cycle day Type Deal. On three weekdays he spends the whole day with a missionary party to recruit new members and/or fetch new resources!!! (with sister heket too :-33) but when he has those two days off ? He spends it farming and resting with Yara (his yellow cat !!!) ,,, hes not a big fan of religious stuff So. Hes probably the most annoyed looking disciple at sermons + rituals-

HEKET !!!!!!!! Strong lady she is THE missionary leader.... shes the one who organizes who to take in her parties.... her party focuses more on fighting heretics and fetching bones + meat !!! When she has her two weekday breaks she spends it taking care of her pets and sewing stuff 🫶🫶 she has a pet tarantula and a froggie just like her :-3c ,, she has a spinterest in bugs AND she really likes to help people with broken plushies/bags/etc (a lil side hustle >:-Dc,, she sews up anything for people who need it- shes your go to for sewing up clothes and plushies!!) Otherwise she also likes to spend some time sparring on her weekends,,, she spars with narinder,,, as much as hates him she thinks its fun to spend time with leshy & narinder & shamura all sparring!!! Kallamar has ZERO interest. 😭😭😭

Narinder,, he absolutely HATES anything related to death,, it sickens him now despite being in a ,, Yk,,, death cult 🧍 but anyways- narinder spends his time as a 'gladiator' so in simple terms just training people to get better in battle :-] he trains people all week and then takes weekends to catch up with lamb on how theyre doing mentally and helps them with anything,,, but if they tell him they dont need anything then hejust . herm . He just really likes to fish and gets competitve over it- goat and Narinder typically fish together so theres always BOUND to be a problem but thats what makes it rlly funny,, sometimes he finds time to mainly spend with heket ? His relationship with shamura is complicated so ,,, outside of being a gladiator hes a Regular Guy who fishes and sits at the beach for hours and goes like "nice." 💀

[cconfusedkat]

(wowie who knew my words held so much power- anyways pointless info about this character i made on a kallamar simping whim due to my transfem existance Joomer🐟 -Follower face / follower type: Marlin (🐟) -Transfem (would add more if i understood more of it, i am confused and scared and bad at reading :,[) -Will commit horrific f**king things for praise -Voice Hc: Don Quixote (Limbus company) will add more when im smarter at these things, i am genuinely stupid at this stuff. to those who like this wonderful artist's art, be free to ignore these writings. Praise Kallamar!... and the old faith i guess)

I GOTCHU I GOTCHU ANON 🤝🤝🤝

Hope i did your lil marlin fishie right and if they're a vessel or not :-33 lemme know if youd like me to add or change anything for you while also identifying their prns ,, i think Joomer is so silly 🫶

also.... ALSO....

me 🤝 you = transfems who love kall (OMFG DO I KNOW ANY OTHER TFEMS THAT LOVE HIR ???? Im pretty sure theres another tfem i can think of rn- tHAT MAKES THREE)

[cconfusedkat]

...Once one falls into plague once the village folk find out the cause and if one survive the horrid sickness that infects and rots all What shall one do? the solution... isnt simple, but once you have nothing, it is the only thing left YOU JOIN A CULT-

-Joomer🐟🗡️

(Man, writing stupid s**t while you have more important things and bothering a super good artist is a real good way to use my time- Apologies for my cringe, all of this has been driven by boredom / Writer of Joomer)

Hold on let me recreate the betrayal so kallamar is the one that gets chained underwater and you can begin your own cult of pestillence to be their vessel -- /silly

[cconfusedkat]

I shall happily suffocate by hir hands, you only live onc-

-Joomer

Joomer i need you to picture Ruthlessness (EPIC the musical) with my kallamar right now do you wish for your death to be under a GIANT KRAKEN ?????????????????????????

Im Deeply concerned for you /silly

[cconfusedkat]

CW: Suggestive, tread with caution! So... it is a simple question, one that will utterly obliterate mine soul with the uttering of it via sheer excitement What is the most "Sinful" (wink wink) act / thought of Kallamar?

Writer of Joomer

TL;DR : Literally just how bugs do sexual cannibalism LMAOXALDSL (eating their partner's head) that might as well be the most sinful thing hes done (which still isnt nearly as sinful living in the old faith. but. ykwim)

Anywhomst the full writing

If this was a regular ass anon i actually wouldnt answer this cuz it DID happen before-

BUT. ALAS. Ik who you are (threatening tone /jjjj) and its not gonna make me uncomfortable answering so ,,,, Blink blink

I dont. Like. Actively think about things with my characters like that if theres an actual story going on tbh? Sex is healthy ofc im not saying its not but i sometimes forget sexual things exist- so its not neccesarily a Daily thing for any adult characters of mine,,,, Buuuuut if i were to think something for hir THEN ,,,,

Hir 'most' sinful thing mightve just been like. Herm,,, probably engaging in the acts of how most bugs participate in acts of sexual cannibalism (example: mantis's and spider's eating/chopping off their partners head for vitamins etc) which isnt nearly a big deal

^ SO . WITH THAT IN MIND . Being a bishop in this world before settling down kallamars life was definitely more crazy (like how 🕷 & 🐸 had crazy lives before settling down and finding eachother) which means shi would engage in cannibalism ,,, famine and pestillence sorta used to go hand in hand with eachother ,, thats really how kallamar met heket first as a bishop anyways cuz their similiarities to one another

If you told this to any outside follower theyd be TERRIFIED. Meanwhile it became apart of bishop evolution over time for them to eat the heads of their lovers and/or followers

More like the bishops of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 faith !!! DAMN !!!!!