#jonouchi x reader

[usa1chan1]

Women don't want flowers they want to be in Yu-Gi-Oh! To have someone like,

**Yugi** who's way too kind and handsome for his own good

**Joey** the most determined and sweet guy from Brooklyn Japan you've ever met <3

**Duke** he'll make you roll your eyes but you can't help but love him anyway

**Bakura** if his dashing good looks won't have you swooning his accent sure will not to mention how sweet he is ;)

**Kaiba** he may be stubborn but he's charming and caring at times~

**Atem** how could you ever even not expect the world from this perfect man, he's truly a gift from the heavens

**Marik** okay listen he may be evil but he's hot and dressed like a slut that is all

**Yami Bakura** God I would be lying if I said he wasn't the guy they mention when they said he'd burn the world for you

**Yami Marik** if regular Marik isn't enough of a hot slut this is 10x better he would brand you and you would say thank you while batting your lashes

I do just be a girl with a yugioh obsession that came back with revenge in 2024 (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

[demondwellersword]

nothing breaks like a heart.

joey wheeler x f!reader

warnings: starts as fluff but ends as angst without a happy ending

song: nothing breaks like a heart by mark ronson ft. miley cyrus

notes: sequel to this fic. thank you to @euphorical-angel (i hope it’s ok to tag you!) for your very sweet tags and your inspiration to write this! this one is a lot longer, but i hope you all enjoy nonetheless! (also, i may write a part 3 with the end part from the reader’s pov)

It was perfect. Every last detail from the moment Téa had introduced you to the moment he’d finally asked you out, it was all like something out of a movie. Joey had always firmly believed—and said so himself on many occasions—that all that love at first sight nonsense was a load of crap, but you had done wonders at changing his mind with just one short conversation. He’d had the opposite of luck with women but decided to make it his mission to pursue you anyway, making up any excuse he could just to attend the same events you did. 

After two excruciating months of hiding Joey finally worked up the courage to ask you out on a date, dressing nicer than he had for his own sister’s wedding. He had begged Yugi to take him to a banquet at KaibaCorp, willing to swallow his pride (and his hatred of Kaiba) just for the chance to talk to you. Yugi obliged, warning Joey on the car ride to the event that he would have to be on his best behavior around Kaiba if he wanted even a sliver of a chance at talking to you. It was rumored that you were Kaiba’s personal favorite employee, one of his hardest workers and closest confidants, so it wasn’t often that he wasn’t seen around you at events like this. 

The banquet was nearly over and Joey still hadn’t spoken a word to you, and he doubted he’d get another chance after tonight. He’d been little more than play the part of Yugi’s shadow, barely listening to the banal conversations about business that surrounded him. As much as he loved Duel Monsters he couldn’t stand the behind-the-scenes information, and its inescapable nature had begun to wear on him. He told Yugi he’d be outside if anything happened, and made his way downstairs to the small gathering of benches and trees behind the building. 

Summer was just beginning to turn to autumn, and the first cool breeze of the season greeted Joey when he opened the back doors. He breathed in the fresh air and loosened his tie, freezing when he saw someone already sitting on one of the stone benches. He felt all the food he’d eaten violently turn in his stomach when he registered that it was you sitting there, the skirt of your stunning silver gown pulled up so it wouldn’t get dirty. Joey wondered if Kaiba had gotten you that dress, or if you’d picked it out yourself to compliment the midnight blue tuxedo he’d been wearing. 

He took a tentative step forward, feeling lightheaded the second your head snapped around to see who was approaching. You gave him a smile that made his heart skip several beats, the sound of it thumping in his ears almost loud enough to drown out your offer for him to take a seat next to you. 

“I didn’t even know you were here,” You admitted sweetly, giggling softly when Joey chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly in response. 

“To be honest with ya I got no clue what’s goin’ on here, I just tagged along with Yugi to uh...” Joey trailed off and lowered his voice, desperately hoping you wouldn’t be able to hear, “to get a chance to see you.” 

Blush spread across your cheeks as you shyly looked away from Joey. “I...Well, I’m glad you came, I wanted to get the chance to talk with you again too.” 

Joey internally cheered, hoping that he wouldn’t fumble the question that hovered in the back of his mind, just waiting to be asked. “So, uh, ya like Duel Monsters? You gotta, considering who you work for ‘an all.” 

“Yeah, it’s a little dorky, but I do. Seto taught me how to play when I first started working here, and I’ve actually gotten to enter a few tournaments. Now I’m nowhere near as good as you or him, but I do a pretty okay job.” 

“Wait...me?” No one had ever called Joey a good duelist except for his friends, and certainly no one who was as close to Kaiba as you were. “You really think I’m that good?” 

“Now this is going to sound really nerdy but uh...when I was getting into the game I went back through some of the records and watched some old duels from some televised matches. Of course I knew how good Seto was because, you know, he was my main partner, but it was amazing seeing how well you and Yugi Muto played then too. I even...” your blush deepened tenfold, “I even went up and asked your friend Yugi for his autograph when we first met. Seto made fun of me for it, but I couldn’t not ask. He’s one of the best duelists I’ve ever seen.” 

“Yeah, Yugi is pretty great.” It seemed Joey was still stuck firmly in the shadow of Yugi and Kaiba, even in the eyes of the girl he liked. 

“Don’t get me wrong though, out of all the decks I think I like yours the best. Plus I love a good underdog story, and yours is probably the best one Duel Monsters has ever seen.” You waved your hand, obviously embarrassed by how much research you’d put into the game. “But enough about my silly analysis, it doesn’t matter too much anyway. I’m glad I got the chance to talk to you, even if I’m pretty bad at making conversation.” 

Joey’s heart hammered a frantic pace in his chest. “I really like makin’ conversation with ya, though. You got a real nice way of explainin’ stuff you’re into, even if ya think it’s boring to everyone else.” 

“Oh that’s....that’s very nice of you, Joey. Thank you.” 

He felt his whole body warm at your words, the feeling quickly giving way to a nervous sweat when he saw you scoot closer to him on the bench, your thigh almost pressing against his. It’s now or never Wheeler, make your move! 

“So, uh, (Name).” 

“Yeah?” 

“Are you uh,” Joey swallowed thickly, “are you free next Friday, maybe? I uh...I was wonderin’ if you uh, wanted to go out to dinner with me or somethin’...if you’re busy then I understand and you don’t gotta say yes or no right now, but—“

“I’d love to, Joey. Here, I’ll give you my number and we can work out a time and a place, how does that sound?”

“That sounds perfect...” Just like you.

*

In the months that followed Joey found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with you every day. The way you stared at him when he was doing the most mundane of tasks, looking at him like he’d hung the stars themselves. The way your face lit up when you won a game of Duel Monsters, always so proud of how far you’d come in so little time. The way you collapsed into his lap after a long day at work, falling asleep almost instantly, not even stirring when he picked you up and carried you to bed. The way you looked in his old t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants, walking through your kitchen as you made dinner and talked strategy with him. 

In the back of his mind he always worried that he wouldn’t be enough for you, that one day he’d lose to Kaiba again, but it seemed you were always there to quell his nerves just when he needed you most. He couldn’t have asked for anyone better than you, and he never wanted the feeling to end. 

It was a year before the two of you talked about moving in together, deciding that you’d move into his apartment that winter. You spent every weekend in December moving box after box into his house, warmed by the thought that soon you’d get to sleep next to him every night, sharing the home the two of you had always dreamed of. The first month was an adjustment to be sure, full of minor spats and spells of silence, but when the dust finally settled it was the happiest Joey had ever been. He was sure Yugi and Tristan were tired of him gushing about you to them, but he just couldn’t help it. It was as if the heavens themselves had come down and blessed him with you, and he’d be damned if you didn’t know it every single day that you were together. 

By a year and a half you’d become one of the highest ranking members of Kaiba’s personal team, and by far the best liason the company had ever seen. Though you were spending more time with Kaiba than ever before you still made a point to spend time with Joey every night, speaking promises into the dark of your room that you would keep choosing him for a very long time. 

And it was this very promise that brought Joey to where he currently stood: outside a jewelry store, thinking about where he wanted his life to go next. He had a much more modest job than you, but he wasn’t exactly pressed for cash, making enough from work and tournament winnings to comfortably support himself. He loved you, and loved living with you, but he couldn’t shake the feeling that he wanted something more. He wanted a real house, not just an apartment. You’d talked about kids in passing once, but never as a serious topic. You came to all his duels and cheered him on, but he wanted to be the stuff of legend. But the only way he could see that legend play out was with you by his side until the bitter end. 

And the only way he could do that was, well, by asking you to marry him. 

Joey spent months after his epiphany agonizing over the perfect way to ask you to marry him. It seemed that your relationship was going better than ever, and at the two-year mark he felt more sure than he’d ever been that he wanted to marry you. He spent countless nights sitting in one of the lawn chairs on the balcony on the phone with Serenity, asking her opinion on every proposal idea that popped into his head. She assured him that the perfect idea would come to him, but it had already been over a year and not a single opportunity had presented itself. He was beginning to doubt that it was even a good idea in the first place, but every time he saw you smile at him it confirmed to him that he was making the right choice, no matter how long it took to actually act on. 

Finally, after a year and a half of planning, Joey finally had the answer. He’d saved up earnings from his last four duels to take you out on a fancy night on the town, something better than Kaiba could’ve ever dreamed of giving you. He would take you to your favorite restaurant, then to an outdoor market you’d excitedly been telling him about for days. He’d buy you whatever you wanted no matter how expensive, and at the end of the night he’d present you with the ring he’d been holding onto for three months now. He’d flown Serenity all the way back to Domino City just to help him pick it out, and every time he snuck a look at it from its hiding place in your closet it filled him with nothing but boundless joy. He was surprised you hadn’t caught onto his plans yet, but it seemed he had how busy you were with work to thank for that. 

When the day finally came he could barely contain his excitement as he got ready with you, distracted from his own routines by how gorgeous you looked. You’d done up your hair the way he liked it, opting for a more toned-down version of the makeup routine you usually used when the two of you went out to the clubs for the occasion. You were wearing one of your favorite outfits, waving Joey off when he asked if you were worried about it being too casual for such a nice restaurant. You proclaimed you’d seen people with double your income wearing much worse, quickly stopping any more conversation dead in its tracks. 

This too was perfect, down to the last minute detail. The weather was perfect, the food was perfect, even the traffic was perfect. Joey didn’t want to jinx it by saying nothing could go wrong, but he had a good feeling about what he had planned for the end of the night. 

The two of you wandered around the night market for a few hours, sampling all kinds of desserts and drinks as the night stretched on. You had each gotten each other a few gifts, even opening packs of Duel Monsters cards right there by the stall, but nothing was as exciting to Joey as the box currently feeling as if it were burning a hole in his pocket. Every time his hand brushed it when he went to put his wallet back he felt anxious electricity run through his fingertips, and his anticipation for the perfect moment only grew. 

Finally you reached a gathering of trees near the market, deciding to sit down for a break so you could both rest your feet for a bit before you made your final sweep and headed home. Joey was as nervous as he was the first day he’d asked you out, if not more. He rotated the box in his hand while you looked through your bags, rearranging them so you had less to carry. He felt as if he was going to pass out right then and there, weakly clearing his throat to get your attention. 

He knelt down on one knee, pulling the box out from his pocket. “(Name), I swear I’ve loved ya since the day we first met. Hell, I think I even love ya more now. You’re the best person I’ve ever met, and I couldn’t dream of spendin’ even a single day without you by my side. You’re the only person who’s ever really believed in me, you know that? Every duel I play I look for you cheerin’ me on in the crowd, and I want it to be that way for forever. So I guess what I’m tryin’ to ask ya here is...will you marry me?” 

Joey’s eyes searched your face for an answer, the weight of your silence crushing him more with every passing second. He saw the tears welling in your eyes, looked at the way you gripped one hand with the other, and he felt the nervous pit grow in his stomach. “(Name)? C’mon, you gotta say somethin’. Please.” 

“Joey I....I’m so sorry....” your breath hitched, makeup smearing as tears streamed down your face, “I’m so, so sorry, but I....I can’t. I just can’t.” 

Joey’s other knee slammed into the ground, but the pain was nothing compared to what he felt in his chest. He gripped the ring box in his hand, desperately trying to keep himself from crying too. You....you had said no. Why? Was it too soon? He could try again later. Was it not the right ring? He’d buy another. Was he not making enough money? He’d find a new job. Anything, anything he had to do for one more chance, he’d do it in a heartbeat. Whatever it took, he just couldn’t lose you. Not yet. Not like this. Please, not like this.

“I...I’m so sorry. I have to go.” 

*

Nothing was the same after that. Joey spent most nights alone now, with you either sleeping on the couch or at one of your friends’ houses. You were distraught too, but nowhere near as bad as he was. He’d dropped out of every duel he’d signed up for, barely able to drag himself to work if it weren’t for rent. You barely spoke a word to him, still offering no explanation as to why you’d rejected his proposal. 

You’d started moving your belongings now too, silent when he asked you if you’d found a new place. You could barely even look at him, he didn’t know why he was expecting any sort of conversation. All he could do was wait for the final box to leave, and then you’d be out of his life for good. Then what? Try and pick up the pieces, start life over with someone new? He could barely stomach the thought of you moving out, how the hell did he expect to date someone else? He doubted he would ever get any real closure, but he could at least ask you what he’d done wrong before you left. 

“(Name), I can’t watch you go without askin’ you this first,” Joey began, barely holding back tears as he watched you stand in the doorway, setting the box you were holding down as you waited for his question, “why’d ya say no?” 

Your eyes darted away from him. “Joey I....you know I love you, right?” 

“Not anymore,” He spat, feeling instantly guilty when he saw the look on your face. 

“Well, I do. But I just....it’s not the right time. I don’t know if it ever will be. I’ve loved the last few years we’ve spent together, really I have, but I just...I don’t know. It doesn’t...I still don’t know what I feel, I just know that this doesn’t feel like the right thing to do.” 

“Say it then.” 

“What?”

Joey stood up, tears welling in his eyes. “Say that I wasn’t enough for ya, then! Tell me that I’m annoyin’ or-or that I suck at duelin’ or something! Anything, anything but that you’re just leavin’ me like that. Please.”

You crossed the living room, cupping Joey’s face with your hand. “I’ll always have love in my heart for you, Joey, but right now isn’t the right time. And I don’t know if there ever will be a right time, and that’s what scares me. I don’t know what I want yet, and I don’t want you to suffer because of that. I’m so sorry.” 

You pressed a kiss into his cheek, picked up your box, and left for the final time. So desperately did Joey want to chase after you, shouting as loud as he could that he didn’t care if you didn’t know what you wanted, because you’d figure it out together. He wanted to stop you before you even made it to your car, wanted to make you change your mind before you’d even left the living room, but all he could do was sink to his knees and sob. 

Everything was imperfect now, an empty shell of what it had been before. Everything was shrouded in a thick darkness now that your light was gone, and Joey didn’t know if it would ever lift. He didn’t know where you were going, and he wasn’t sure if he wanted the answer. He hoped whoever you found next would treat you well, but that was the most he could offer. For now he had to begin to figure out how exactly to live his life without you. 

An impossible task, to be sure. 

[battydora]

BATTY'S MASTERLIST ₊˚⊹♡

─❝𝖎 𝖇𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗, 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙! 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖊! 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖆��𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖓 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖎 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖆𝖗 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖎𝖙! 𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍! 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 [ +1 𝔪𝔥𝔞 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔨 ]❞

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❀: fluff | ღ: comfort | ♖: angst/hurt | ☄: suggestive/nsfw

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kinktober 2023 (unfinished)

— 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐲𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚 | 𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗒𝖾𝗋

[☄] –“a hidden passion in the swordsmith village" (hotaru haganezuka x afab f. reader)”

[♖/❀] –“rengoku kyojuro and his gn!s/o adopting rengoku senjuro” (gn. reader)

[❀] –“how would sanemi and giyuu react to a surprise kiss?” (gn. reader)

[❀] –“how would kyojuro and sanemi react to a f!s/o that gets hiccups when she laughs?” (f. reader)

[❀] –rengoku's birthday collab fic (college au, gn. reader)

[☄] –“disobey” (hantengu clones, afab gn. reader)

[☄] –they lose a bet and they have to take a shot from your breasts (hantengu clones, afab f. reader)

[☄] –“something dirty” (rengoku kyojuro, gn. reader)

[☄] –haganezuka hotaru sexcanons (gn. reader)

[☄] –“slut?” (sekido, afab gn. reader)

[☄] –hashiras when they want to have sex with you but you are on your period (minus Muichiro & Iguro)(afab gn. reader)

[☄] –urogi nsfw scenario and headcanons (gn. reader)

— 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚 | 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖺

[☄/❀] –“spreading and condoms for you” (tsunagu hakamada x f!reader)

[☄] –my personal take on my hero academia men (pro heroes) and their preferences in bed. alphabetically

[☄] –NEEDY (kai chisaki x gn reader)

[☄] –pro heroes on a night out (imagine)

[☄] –kai chisaki / overhaul 's nsfw alphabet

[❀] –poly headcanons with tsunagu & shinya (edgeshot x best jeanist x gn. reader)

[☄] –proheroes' reaction when you slap their asses (gn. reader)

[☄/❀] –ass grabbing (tsunagu hakamada x gn. reader)

[☄] –my hero academia men (pro heroes) trying their hand at pegging (f. reader)

[♖/❀/☄] –kissing his insecurities away (toshinori yagi x gn. reader)

[☄] –you sit on their crotch in the middle of the night (edgeshot, overhaul, hawks, shigaraki, afab reader)

[☄] –how my hero academia characters eat 😼 [adults] (gn. afab reader)

[☄] –"pushing buttons only takes you so far" (best jeanist x shimori kizatachi (oc))

[☄] –pros reacting to you pulling them towards you by their belt (edgeshot, best jeanist, eraserhead, snipe, midnight, gn. reader)

— 𝐨𝐧��-𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧 | ワンパンマン

[¿ ❀ ?] –saitama and genos domestic headcanons

— 𝐲𝐮-𝐠𝐢-𝐨𝐡! | 遊☆戯☆王

[❀] –asking them out (yugi, atem, seto, ryou, jonouchi, honda, anzu x f!reader) [ 10% . . . ]

— 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮!! | ハイキュー!!

[❀/ღ] –denying haikyuu boys cuddles (gn reader)

— 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 | 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - i)

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - ii)

[❀/ღ] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - iii)

[☄] –“late night thoughts on...” (f/o imagines - iv)

[other] –my s/i (kny)

[other] –mha oc

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

[thedorkmagiciangirl]

What Your Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! Ship Says About You

Okay so I was listening to Doubleca5t’s videos-check him out if you haven’t done so, and then my mind went to:okay but ygo.

So here it is.  What your favorite yugioh ship says about you.  Warning:  You may find yourself feeling absolutely called out and attacked by the following statements.  I will not apologize.

All the Yami/Hikari Pairings (Yugi/Yami Yugi, Malik/Yami Malik, Ryou Bakura/Yami Bakura):You’re just here for some yaoi.

Puppyshipping (Seto Kaiba/Jonouchi):You like belligerent sexual tension.  You just do.

Seto Kaiba/Anzu Mazaki:Your ideal relationship dynamic is Beauty and the Beast. 

Jonouchi Katsuya/Anzu Mazaki:Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife sitcom husband. 

Jonouchi/Honda:Your ideal relationship dynamic is two bros chilling in a hot tub.

Mai/Vivian Wong:You want a girl who not only can kick your ass but will do so upon request. 

Jonouchi/Otogi:You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dog-related nicknames.  In hindsight, this also applies to puppyshipping, but that’d be too obvious a joke.

Kisara/Seto Kaiba:You are a firm believer that this is the natural conclusion of Kaiba’s dragon fetish.

Sennenshipping (The Seven Sennen Items.  Yes.): You are way too deep into crack.

Dragonshipping (Jonouchi/Yami no Yuugi) :In a world where everyone runs from a challenge, you are the rare person who runs towards it.   When everyone else has finished their fight, you press onward, never stopping.  For you, no mountain is too high, no river is too deep, you have made a commitment to your community and done what so many others could only dream of; you are the few, the proud THE MANGA READERS

BBQshipping (Yami no Yugi x fire, yes fire):You just like watching Yami set people on fire.  Which he does in the manga. A lot.

Tendershipping (Ryou Bakura/Yami Bakura):You have not read the manga.

Protectshipping (Honda/Ryou) :You just wanted good things for Ryou, and really, who wouldn’t?

Peachshipping (Anzu/Yugi):You’re a sucker for cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.

Sealshipping (Atem/Mahaad): You’re a sucker for servant/royalty relationships.

Shrimpshipping (Weevil/Rex Raptor) :You’re a sucker for comedic side characters.

Rebecca/Mokuba:You are a sucker for cute sweet nerd kid crushes.  Fluffy and wholesome.

Darkshipping (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi):You’re a sucker for enemies to lovers.

Heartshipping (Yugi/Ryou): okay this is just the same joke for peachshipping, but like even more so. Alternatively:Your ideal relationship dynamic is two gamer nerds nerding out together.

Chaseshipping (Honda/Otogi):You believe love triangles are best resolved by ignoring the axis. 

Toonshipping (Seto Kaiba/Pegasus) :You like mind game ships.

Prideshipping:Looking back at your childhood, you can pinpoint Seto Kaiba as the beginning of your crippling addiction to edgy boys who have trouble talking about their feelings, or he may not have started your addiction, but he did not help.

Roseshipping (Cecelia/Pegasus) : You are Pegasus.

Puzzleshipping (Yugi/Yami Yugi):You could recite every line of dialogue from the “I want to be with you forever” scene from memory.  Also, you were either traumatized by the ending of the show and are now in heavy denial, or you’re too afraid to watch it and still haven’t seen it, cowards.

[deejadabbles]

Hi there! Hope you’re well :) Your writing is fantastic! I was wondering if you would consider doing a NSFW alphabet for Seto and/or Joey? No worries if you can’t or don’t want to! I appreciate all the hard work you put into your work! Be well! x

Hello Anon!

First off, thank you, I hope you’re doing well too! Second I’m so so sorry I take forever to do requests! I promise I’ve been working on these steadily, I’m just slow at everything ^^’

So, I’ll be completely honest, I’m not much of a Seto fan, but you asked so nicely and you’re so sweet that I went ahead and did them for you! I also did Joey because he’s a sweet dork. I hope these were worth the wait and you’re still hanging around to see them!

NSFW Alphabet: Seto and Joey/Jonouchi

Seto

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)Depends on who you are to him tbh. If it’s just a one night stand there won’t be much aftercare, he won’t talk or cuddle with you but he wouldn’t like kick you out right after or anything either. Now, if you two are in an actual relationship? He’ll put his arm around your shoulder and usually even pull you in to rest against his chest. When you’re laying on him he also runs his finger through your hair and/or up and down your back in a slow, rather soothing manner. Still won’t talk much if at all, but simple cuddles should be expected.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)On his own body, he likes his chest. He’s very proud of the muscles he’s built on his body and loves the way his s/o runs their hands down his chest.

On his lover he like their legs. Doesn’t matter if you’re legs are skinny or chubby, he loves them, specifically because he loves throwing them over his shoulders or putting his head between them. The inside of your thighs are almost always at the mercy of his lips and he’ll leave hickies there constantly.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)Him and Atem have something in common, they both get this primal rush from filling their partners up with their seed. Seto will prefer not to use condoms for that very reason and may even ‘negotiate’ with you on the matter if you want him to use them, but, ultimately he respects your wishes since it’s your body. He’s also not the type who will cum on your face when you blow him, he actually really hates getting it on your face.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)In his desk in his office at Kaiba Corp, he has a bottom drawer that’s always kept locked. No one, not the maid, not his secretaries, not even Mokuba (especially not Mokuba!) have a key to it. Just him. What’s inside? The main thing is a VR headset with his custom made sexual simulations. There’s also a bottle of lube, and later when he had a partner, condoms, and few choice sex toys. The VR headset is used on nights when he needs a release from all the stresses of the day or week. The condoms and toys were put there later so that he can have fun with you when you stop by the office and he’s in a ~mood~

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)Kaiba isn’t opposed to one night stands, but I honestly have a hard time seeing him actually having them often. He can separate emotionless sex that he has for the physical release accept, and the deeper, more (for lack of better term) vulnerable kind of sex he’d let himself have with an s/o. Still, even if he does that I’d still say he might have only had sex two, maybe three times before he settles down with you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)Doggie style. He can be a bit rough depending on who he’s with and he likes being able to push you down into the pillows or have you bent over his desk. He’ll often keep his hand on the back of your neck or maybe even hold your arms behind your back. That isn’t to say he’s always that rough, in fact, the longer he’s with you, the more he opens up to you and lets his walls down, the more he’s like positions allow him to hold you closer with more skin on skin contact.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)Pretty serious in the sense that he’s as intense with sex as he is with everything else. This actually makes for him being a pretty attentive lover. He won’t be good at making the mood light and fun, but he’ll definitely be getting you off and keeping things passionate.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)Down there is well tended to, but not completely shaved. The color’s black and the texture is surprisingly soft from his high-quality body wash rinsing through it.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)Like I’ve mentioned above, the longer he’s with you, the more soft he’ll be in bed. It takes him awhile not only to get in the romantic mind-frame but also to learn how to be romantic. After a while though, he’ll start doing more sweet things like brushing your hair from your face so he can look at you and giving you gentle kisses as he’s thrusting into you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)It’s not common for him to rub one out, but sometimes when he’s in his office late at night, he’ll lock his door and open that special drawer in his desk so he can relieve some of that CEO stress.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)Despite the fact that I have literally made jokes about him basically being Christain Grey from 50 Shades, I actually don’t think he’s all that kinky. Like I said, he’ll be pretty rough with you sometimes, pushing you down or spanking you, but other than that, I think he’s pretty vanilla. He’ll be willing to tie you up and find that he likes that. Otherwise, the only other kink I could see him having would be punishing you and maybe some concent play, but you would have to be the one to bring it up.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)His office. He likes the risk and powerplay he gets off of it. He also likes telling you that you have to keep quiet if you don’t want to get caught but then test how loud he can make you scream. He’s a cheeky bastard like that.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)I’d say he’s horniest when he’s stressed (the CEO life sucks sometimes), that’s part of the reason he gets it on in his office the most. Otherwise, things that turn him on would include tight outfits, lip biting, and you trying to take charge/dominance. To elaborate on that last one: he really likes it when you grab him and pull him into a kiss or push him down onto the bed. He thinks it’s hot as hell that you’re showing some spunk, but don’t expect your position of power to last long, part of why he likes you trying is because he likes the power struggle of getting back on top and having you submit to him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)Hm, that’s kind of a hard one. I’d say that he’s pretty turned off if his s/o acts very childish/immature. He’s a pretty serious guy and if you’re cracking jokes or acting silly while he’s trying to do the do, he’ll lose that boner pretty quick. That also leads into him having to say a hard no to any sort of age play.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)If he’s being honest he prefers to receive. He loves the power rush he gets from you being on your knees and also secretly loves when you have trouble taking his full size. Not to say he won’t go down on you, he will, especially because he likes being between your thighs, he just really likes to be on the receiving end of oral.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)Again, it mostly depends on how long you two have been together. At first, he’s almost solely hard and fast, but the closer you two get the more he’ll let himself take his time and be more sensual. (Also, side note, the longer you two are together, the more he’ll be into intimate eye contact)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)Quickies are pretty common with him. While he isn’t opposed to pushing his work aside and having a proper sexy session with you, he’s got a lot of pent-up tension and feelings that he’ll let loose on you via a quicky.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)I wouldn’t say Kaiba experiments a lot, but he down to do a little exploring if you bring it up. Risk though? I think most risk is taken out of anything kinky he’d do because before he’s willing to try anything, he’ll do his research on it to make sure the experiment is 100% safe and handled right. His need to research everything pretty much takes any chance for spontanious kinky times off the table.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)Seto is one and done most of the time, but he makes that one round count. He’ll last for as long as you need to (he takes it as an enormous matter of pride that he gets you off before he finishes, and we all know how prideful he is) and he’ll touch you any way you want during that time~

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)Eeeeehhhhh, I’m not so sure about toys. He might be willing to use some if you have them, and he has a fleshlight (and maybe a cockring) in that special drawer of his office, but I don’t think he’d use them often. I see him as more of a “my body should be more than enough to get you off” kind of guy for some reason.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)If it’s not a quickie, he’ll tease you almost every time you have sex. He’ll pull on your hair to make you look at him, smirk, and tell you to beg for it. And if he’s in a reeeeaaally playful mood, he’ll full on stop thrusting into you right when you’re about to cum, and make you beg for it again.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)Not too loud. I mean he’s not shy by any means, but he’s just not that loud in general. Mostly makes groans and growls of pleasure but if you’re blowing him you’re treated with the rare, throaty moan.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)I mentioned earlier that Kaiba likes leaving hickeys on your thighs. Let me elaborate on that a bit more. So Kaiba likes leaving his mark on you, not only does it make him smirk to hear you moan and gasp while he’s giving them to you, but he also gets that little ego boost to know you’re walking around with proof that you’re his. However, given that paparazzi and fans are constantly up in his business, he doesn’t like others being able to see the marks and gossip about them (he also hates embarrassing you or making you feel uncomfortable). So he prefers to put said marks in privet places. And since he already loves your legs, the sensitive skin of your inner thighs are the perfect places.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)Very slightly above average in length with an average girth. Has a pretty nice curve to it as well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)I’d say medium level. He doesn’t need sex all the time but he’d want it on the regular. 3 (maybe 4) times a week (idk if that’s considered average by most people or what???) is what he leans towards.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)He takes a while to fall asleep but that’s mostly because it takes him a while to get to sleep no matter what. But also because he secretly likes watching you sleep in his arms~

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Joey/Jonouchi

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)Goofy ass cuddle monster! He’s actually kind of playful after sex and will do things like tickle your sides while you’re still catching your breath. Aside from that, he’ll do things like pull you against his chest or tug you onto your side and he can spoon you~

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)On himself, he really likes his arms. He’s got some decent biceps that he’s pretty proud of and he likes how they look holding his weight as he plows into you ;)

On his partner, he’s an ass man. It doesn’t even matter what kind of ass you have, he just liked holding it and giving it playful smacks. If you bend over in front of him 1000% expect him to A: smack it, or B: grab your hips and pull you against his pelvis so you can feel how hard he’s already getting.  

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)I can see him being a fan of seeing his cum spilling out of you (I think the term is cream-pieing?) or seeing your thighs covered in it. He just gets off on the visual of it for some reason. If he wears condoms when you’re doing the do he’ll often beg you to let him take it off and cum on your thighs as he’s about to climax.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)I can’t even say his collection of porn mags/videos are a dirty secret because he’ll probably tell you about them at some point and even ask if you wanna look at them with him (he’s not a very shameful guy with that stuff lol). But I’d say he has a dirty secret more along the lines of a kink or sex fantasy that he doesn’t want to admit he has. Something kind just odd, like, I dunno, he likes having his nipples twisted before he orgasms or something like that XD (I’m sorry for some reason I can’t think of anything better for this one, I don’t think he’d have much that he’d keep a secret tbh)  

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)Okay, here’s the thing, Joey THINKS he’s got some moves, but that’s because he thinks porn is the best teacher. It isn’t. And he learns that real quick once he becomes sexually active. Thankfully, he’s a lot more perceptive and in-tune with the emotions of others than most people give him credit for, so he’ll learn fast and make it a top priority to get better for both your sakes. As for experience? I could see him having a few flings/short term things during his teen years but nothing too excessive.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)I’d say it’s a toss-up between simple missionary and his partner riding him. He doesn’t mind keeping things simple with missionary and he likes the feeling of your body writhing under his, but he also loves seeing you taking what you want from him and how you look bouncing on his cock. He also digs the riding position because it means he gets to hold the ass he loves so much~

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)Compete and utter goof! He loves making you laugh in general and that will carry over in the bedroom. He keeps things light a playful, and it’s really hard not to feel relaxed and comfortable when you’re with him. Oh, and if you’re shy? Don’t worry, he’ll have you smiling and relaxed in no time

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)I’d say he’s not terribly well-groomed, especially when you two first become intimate. However, if you express that you’d like things to be less of a jungle down there, he’d be more than willing to take care of it. (lmao why did I just picture him yelling “real men wax for their partners!!” as he’s preparing for the pain of waxing XD)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)Despite his goofiness, Jonouchi actually has a romantic side. It’s a cheesy as heck romantic side, but romantic none the less. He’ll surprise you with rose petals leading to the bedroom where he’s waiting with lit candles and wearing noting but silk boxers (maybe even has a rose in his mouth to top it off). That sort of thing. He’s just trying to woo you and be sweet okay!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)Typical red-blooded boy. He’ll jack off at least once a day if possible, usually with the aid of porn because he’s not really the type to get off on fantasies in his head.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)Despite being very sex-inclined (as in, he’ll probably have sex with you three times a day if you want) he kinda vanilla. He’s down to try some stuff and finds that he kinda likes it when you tie his arms up and toss him on the bed. He’ll be a teasing little shit when you do it cos he wants to A; keep his cool and B: kinda wants to see it the verbal teasing makes you fuck him harder. Besides that, he’s really big into edge play (on himself or his partner) and seeing his lover wear some sexy lingerie (whether you’re male or female).

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)He’s not picky, he’ll get it on pretty much anywhere but I’d say his top fave is probably the kitchen counter. He likes that it’s less conventional than the bed and thinks it’s hot to prop you up on the counter or bend you over it and fuck you more our in the open.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)Like I said above, he’s BIG into lingerie and will be putty in your hands if you wear some for him. He also becomes a mess when you flaunt your ass; swaying your hips a bit more, wiggling it to the beat of a song, or heaven forbid, bend over in front of him, all of it gets him hard in seconds. He also really, really loves it when you make of show of taking your clothes off! More on that one under my “Wild Card” headcanon ;)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)No verbal degrading at all. He takes it too personally and it will ruin his confidence as well as make him outright pissed. He can take you tieing him up sometimes, but the moment you start putting him down verbally, the sexy fun comes to a screeching halt. Now when it comes to stuff he doesn’t want to do to his partner, never ask him to do anything more physically punishing than some playful spanking. He’s had to fight so many people in his life that he hates blurring that line with his S/O and will flip out on himself if he even tries to smack you around.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)He’ll never admit this because he doesn’t want you to think that he’s selfish, but he honestly kinda prefers receiving. Giving isn’t his favorite thing but he’s more than willing to do it because he will never let a blowjob go unreciprocated. Besides, he likes seeing you squirm, so he just focuses on that good part.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)He’s fast and sensual. Like, his thrusts are pretty fast but he’s touching and kissing you the whole time, pulling you close to him, whispering in your ear before biting it, groaning in pleasure against your neck after giving it a playful lick, all while his hands are grabbing and holding every inch of you he can reach.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)Quickies are more than fine in his book. Like I said above his pace is pretty fast regularly so the only real difference between his regular sex and quickies is the foreplay portion. He still likes proper sex because he actually really digs foreplay and warming you up nice and good before making you cum fast and hard, but quickies have their place.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)He’ll dip his toe into the kink realm, but he won’t dive in if ya know what I mean. So he’s willing to be a tad risky but don’t expect too much from him.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)He’s very enthusiastic and has pretty good stamina. He may not want to go ALL night or anything, but he can get a good two or three rounds most night, especially if you have cuddle breaks in between (he is a secret cuddle monster do not fight me on this!!).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)Definitely has a fleshlight but doesn’t really use it after he has a steady partner. Doesn’t have any other toys (’cept maybe a pair of fuzzy handcuffs) unless his partner wants to start buying them. If they do he takes a very keen interest in them and ends up loving to incorporate them into sexy fun time~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)He’s more into teasing in the sense that he’ll do it verbally, but teasing as in touch, he’ll do it a little just to see your face turn red and hear you snap at him to get on with it, but he won’t go too far.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)Pretty loud. He’s not ashamed to moan at the top of his lungs while he’s buried inside of you. As for sounds, he mostly grunts and moans with some frequent curse words sprinkled in because “Damn it- you feel so good!” and “Fuck you make me so hard!”

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)Okay, so I actually have two wildcard headcanons for Jonouchi! Buckle in peeps!

One is that he is mega into stripping! Like, if you’ll let him, he’ll install a stripper pole into your bedroom. He just loves seeing you strip to some sexy seductive music; teasing him with light touches and refusing to ride him until the show is over. Oh, but that’s not all. He likes stripping for you too. He likes seeing you appreciate his body and gets a lot of confidence from seeing your eyes raking over him like your favorite candy. Will definitely strip to the “Pony” song like a magic mike extra lol (if any of you know a Japanese song that could be good male stripper songs let me know please and I’ll add it lol)

My other headcanon is a bit deeper. So, we all know Jonouchi used to be in a gang and did some questionable things in his youth. That (and all the crazy shit that happened in the season 0 time period) resulted in some pretty noticeable scars on his body, especially on his chest. When you two are first together, he’s pretty self-conscious of the scars. He hates that reminder of his shameful past and would rather hide it from you. So, if you take some times to kiss those scars or run your fingers over them to show that he shouldn’t be ashamed, he will love you forever (not to mention he will be a sweet, soft boy in his lovemaking for the rest of the night~).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)Slightly thick with average length. A very subtle curve and decent mushroom tip

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)Pretty high! Typical guy in the sense that he will be DTF anytime you want. It can be in the middle of the afternoon while you two are doing some cleaning and if you even begin to say something about being in the mood- he’s already throwing off his shirt and unbuckling his pants.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)Once he’s sure you two have gotten all the rounds you want to in, and he knows you’re thoroughly satisfied, he’s pretty quick to doze off. Better make sure you go pee before he falls asleep though; don’t try to escape his arms when he’s asleep he’ll just sleep-grumble and pull you closer, even going as far as to roll on top of you. Such a cute dork

[rosepr98]

Atem’s facial expressions in the manga are pure gold 😚👌🏻

He’s so cute tho

[vivinightingale]

Jounouchi dating headcanons?

~Sweet boi hours~

He didn't ask you out in a normal way (that's asking too much). You were sitting in class talking with a friend when he came strolling up to with his chest puffed out.

“Hey (y/n)! Have you ever dated a world class duelist?” being the snarky thing you are, you looked around, and then back at him “you trying to set me up with Yugi or something?”

Though he deflated from that response that did not deter him from trying again. “I wasn't talking about him! I was talking about me!” you giggle “Can't say i have, but would you mind showing him.”

He was completely floored with that response, but acted like it was all a part of his plan.

Dating him was always an adventure. Whether it be dueling with powerful people, watching others duel (and cheering your friends on), or just goofing off at school.

The two of you never had a serious date, but that didn't bother you cause you wouldnt change his goofy ways for anything in the world.

When the two of you started dating you became fast friends with serenity, and that made Joey even happier. (honestly if serenity didn't like you then you relationship wouldn't have lasted long)

Everyone loves you, and how happy you make joey. Well everyone except Kaib, because you joey 10x annoying (he also doesn't like the fact the you talk down on him when he starts picking joey)

All in all the two of you are an amazing power couple that is willing to take on the whole world if necessary.

That's why after the two of you graduated he asked for your hand in marriage. So that way the two of you can continue to be the amazing power couple.  

~Requests are open~

[multifandoms27-blog]

Hey darling!!! <3, hope your day is good, well, i saw your Seto Kaiba dating hc's and i read the "He just gets even better when one day he comes home with a ring" snippet, AND I GET SO HYPED FOR WEDDING/HUSBAND SETO KAIBA HC'S, so can i request "married Seto Kaiba hc's"? if not its ok, but i will be so happy if you do it

just a moment to appreciate this handsome man's beaut-

Hello lovely! My day is going okay, I hope yours is as well <3

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Content: Seto Kaiba x GN!Reader

Warnings: Talk of children at the end (I made sure to separate that section from the rest of the headcanons incase people don't want to read that part)

Notes: I've started my second year of college and I already want to rip my hair out. I hope these headcanons are okay <3

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Seto doesn't want to trouble you with planning the wedding. He has professionals handling it.

However, obviously I feel you'd want a say in the color scheme and your own outfit at your wedding. Seto will absolutely let you make those decisions, he just figured you wouldn't want to bother yourself with the wedding plans. It would most likely be you doing all the work anyway, he has a company to run. (Wedding planning can take more than a year in some cases for those who don't know, and the more lavish and expensive it is, the longer the planning will be)

You two enjoy your engagement though. As much as Seto says he hates the press, he loves all the attention you two are getting from the Japanese media.

I think a lot of people thought Seto would never get married because of how snobby he is, and how focused he is on his company and a children's card game, so he can't wait to show up to every rich get-together with his arm around your shoulders, telling everyone you're his spouse.

Your wedding was in a lavish area off the coast of Japan. Mokuba was Seto's best man, while (Yugi friend/your own friend) was your best man/maid of honor. Your vows to each other were so sweet and loving, Jonouchi had to rub his eyes to make sure it was Kaiba you were marrying and not somebody else.

Because Seto is a famous man, your wedding was most likely televised.

The night was filled with laughter, congratulations to you and Seto, amazing food, jokes, and all around happiness. It was undoubtedly the best day of your life.

Your honeymoon was overseas though. Seto finally pried himself away from his work, and was looking forward to spending two uninterrupted weeks with you in Italy (or wherever else you choose)

Your honeymoon is filled with romantic gestures, long nights (hehe), and a whole lot of lovin'

When you come back home, Seto goes to work and you give Mokuba all the PG-13 details. How Seto treated you to nice dinners, how amazing the view was both in the day and night, and showed him pictures of you and Seto and your honeymoon

Surprisingly, Seto is the first one of you two to post your honeymoon pictures. They become flooded with supportive and loving comments, Jonouchi's comments never failing to make you laugh

Some days you'll let off Seto's staff early and make dinner for you two and Mokuba, or get takeout. Depends on how you're feeling that night

Seto appreciates it either way, and is just glad to get some time to spend with you and Mokuba at the end of his tiring work day

Sometimes you and Seto will have the same idea though, and you'll both get takeout by accident. The funniest is when you both show up to the same place and are like "What're you doing here??" "I could ask you that too"

Rarely does Seto cook, but damn is it fucking good. If he has a day off and decides to let his staff go home early, he'll cook for you and Mokuba

Seto lives to make your life easier. Need someone to manage your public account because the press can be too much to handle? He's going on a search for a suitable manager. Feel lonely by yourself at the mansion? He's asking Mokuba to surprise you with Yugi and co. (begrudgingly).

He's still going to be busy with work, but he'll make it up to you by bringing you on work trips whenever he can. He'll book nice hotels for the two of you, and always makes sure that he's all yours after five o'clock.

He confides all of his work troubles to you now, and if you thought he was stressing before when you were dating, it's now a whole new level. You're locked in with him for life, and Seto is about to spill all of his secrets to you. You suggest a therapist to help him regulate the stress, and he scoffs at the idea.

"Do you know how many people would put a price on the information I'm telling you? Yeah, no thanks."

So instead, you make ways to help him relax. You tell him about taking a bath with the whole nine - a relaxing bath bomb, candles, soft music...and he scoffs at the idea. So instead, you decide to trick him.

"Seto, there's something called an epsom salt bath that you can soak in, it helps you relax."

"Isn't that for sore muscles?"

"And weren't you complaining about how sore your shoulders are?"

You manage to get your husband in the warm bath, poured epsom salt in there, then sat carefully on the edge of the tub and massaged his shoulders. He relaxed enough to where began to close his eyes, and you slipped a blue bath bomb into the water. He was none the wiser about what you were doing until the bomb completely dissolved, you managed to light a candle or two, and he only opened his eyes when you began to play some soft music.

"What...?"

"Is this relaxing, Seto?"

"..." He won't admit it, but it really is.

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The next section talks about children, but no actual pregnancy! So if you don't like the topic, no worries! You can skip it <3

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Of course, with (some) marriages, comes the topic of children. In the Japanese dub of the anime, Seto tells Mokuba that he'll be his dad and look after them once they're in the orphanage (in the English its just big brother), which means you are now technically Mokuba's "adopted mother."

In the original manga, Mokuba was also in public school and had a lot of friends there, so I like to think that he sometimes goes between homeschooling and public school. If things become dangerous and Seto thinks Mokuba will be kidnapped again, he'll pull him out of school. But once things calm down, he'll allow Mokuba to go back to school. Which means, you and Seto are the best parents at the PTA meetings and after school events.

Of course, if Seto can't make it then you'll go for the both of you. Anything Mokuba has after school where he performs, you record it for Seto (and future memories).

Doing this for so long will make Seto think about what it would be like to actually have a child with you. I think he would want two, so they could have the same sibling bond that he and Mokuba have. And with how dangerous the world is, what if something happened to him or you or Mokuba?

He thinks about it for a while before finally bringing it up to you to see how you feel. If you're up for having a child with him, then he'll be ecstatic and jump right on it. If you biologically cannot be pregnant, then thats okay, adoption is absolutely on the table. Mokuba is excited to know that he's going to be an uncle.

[canonconspiracy]

Cruel World (Joey Wheeler x Reader)

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters (AU)

Fanfiction By: @rmorningstar21​

Pairing: Joey Wheeler x Reader

Warnings: Angst, Blood, Death of NPC

AN: This is set in a universe where Joey Wheeler grows distant from the group after high school, getting himself far above his head, and growing cold due to dark situations.

This will be cross-posted on my AO3 under my Yu-Gi-Oh AU Oneshot Collection.

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"Y-you're bleeding," your voice barely registered as a whisper, eyes wide as you simply stared.  How could you register anything as you were watching the blood drip down the blonde boy's forehead, completely registering the cold expression that pressed against his facial features.  Those soft brown eyes that you once adored were stoically staring back at you, and your mouth dried.  

Despite his stoic state, despite the blood running down his face, his arm reached out towards you.  In the musty stench of the real world, you were the only beacon of light, and yet the recoil of your body showed otherwise.  The chill of the rain poured on the two of you, caught without words to utter. Tensions grew between the fog of the particularly dense night air.  

The one thing that had not changed of the blonde that stood in front of you was his soft brooklyn accent, which you noted as he spat his words coldly at you.  "You're afraid 'a me," he said, more venomous than the boy intended. His lips dropped even further into a frown, your actions speaking louder than any set of words could convey.  

Biting your lip uncomfortably, you could feel your y/e/c eyes already filling to the brim with tears.  Pushing them back as well as you were able, you sucked in a shaky breath. "You've changed," you murmured, your voice harsher than you expected.  The knife had already been pressed into his skin with those words, though, and you knew there was no coming back from it. Your words fell like an acid rain upon his skin, growing from barely a whisper to a volume of true frustration.  "What happened to you, Joey? You never asked for help from our friends. We were there for you, and you just pushed everyone away! Now you're out here on the streets doing who knows what, alone." 

"You could'a been killed if it wasn't for me," he spat back, his words chilling your core as he spoke.  

Your heart tightened at his words, a grimace clear against your features.  A few stray tears had made their way down your face, though your eyes had already averted from his.  They fixated upon the body that lay limp, not far from the two of you. Swallowing hard, you pushed your pride away to the far corner of your mind.  There are more important things right now, you reminded yourself.  

Without words, no answer to the man's truth, you moved your body over to the grotesque guest the two of you had.  They were uninvited, burly and cruel. Your eyes were practically lifeless as you stared at the handiwork that Joey had done upon the man, though the smallest part of you could thank him for protecting you.  He didn't need to go this far, though, you thought as you reached to sling the corpse over your shoulder.  This was not an easy feat, struggling to stand under the weight of the burly man's rigamortis.  

Once the body had suddenly become lighter, you realized the blonde was helping despite the strife.  Silently, the two of you snuck the body to your trunk, throwing it inside with haste. Taking a spare blanket you stored within your trunk, you covered the bloody mess that now resided there.  The pungent smell of blood and onslaught of decay filled your nostrils as you made quick work of covering the corpse, closing the trunk quietly.  

"Ya act like ya did this before," he commented in a whisper as he slid uninvited into the passenger seat.  The comment was meant to sting, a needle jabbing into your spine in the form of the man's harsh words. His lips were still curled into a grimace, his stoic brown eyes avoiding glancing at your bloodied figure.  

Letting out a simple huff, you started the car.  You cringed at the sound of the passenger door closing behind him, showing that the blonde planned to join you for your cryptic journey.  Eyes fixated upon the road, you swallowed hard. "That's none of your concern," you said simply, your tone harsh.  

The roar of the engine was all that filled your ears for the journey, the passenger deciding it best to leave sleeping dogs lie.  He has to be in there somewhere, you thought to yourself as you continued to drive.  Or maybe I'll never get him back.  Why would I even want him back after tonight?

Disposing of the body upon the pier three towns away from Domino was the easiest part of the journey.  The two of you made haste with the body, dumping it after tying some heavy materials to it. Though the ties would not hold long, they would hold long enough for decay to leave the crime unsolved.  

The entire time that the two of you did the dirtiest deed together, you could feel your heart ripping more and more.  Occasional glances had proven that the man would not look your way, while your own mind shattered the silence, questioning your desire for him to look your way.  Loving bonds were broken, loved ones cast aside, and yet your naivete showed that you had the tiniest ounce of hope.  

When the two of you were entering Domino together again, you allowed it to slip past your mouth.  "You may need stitches," you said in a hard tone, though there was a minuscule trace of concern laced into your words.  You may have desired not to care, but with your organs battling for control over your actions, it was slipping through the cracks.  

"Then drop me outside 'a da hospital," he replied simply, his brown eyes fixed upon the world outside of your musty, death smelling car.  

A sigh pouted your lips.  "We just dumped a body, you idiot," you replied harshly, though your mind did not seem to care how cold you were being.  "You're getting patched at my apartment." 

"Y/N-," he started in protest. 

Stopping and shutting off the car, you turned a harsh look at the man.  "No, shut up," you spat. "You're coming up those stairs. I don't care where you go afterwards, but I'm patching you up." 

No matter how much he wanted to protest, he was getting dizzy from blood loss, and did as you said.  He followed you up the stairs, not even turning his eyes to take in the view of your apartment. The scent of blood and death caused the two of you to reek, and staring at the floor was at least allowing him to block that out.  

You had to move him physically with your touch, guiding him to the couch to lie down.  Mentally, you noted the fact that you would likely have to burn the cushions after this excursion, before you went to your bathroom to fetch the medical kit.  Sitting down upon your shoddy coffee table, you started with a disinfectant.  

His chapped lips uttered curses as you disinfected the area that would need to be patched up on his forehead.  Staring down at the blonde haired man, you worked in a tidy way, though you could not help feeling your heart aching.  "I have sterilization, but I don't have anything to numb it," you muttered as you got the needle ready. Your y/e/c eyes glanced over at the table you were sitting at, grabbing a leather piece from it and handing it to the blonde.  "Bite down on this."

Without question, Joey grabbed the leather from your hand and did as you said, much to your relief.  Muffled screams filled your ears, dulled by the leather inside of his mouth. Though you could make out a few of his profanities, your main focus was upon stitching the man's wound.  

As you were sure he could not focus upon your words, you spoke your mind as you stitched him up.  "I understand your home life wasn't great, Joey," you muttered during the first stitch. "We all knew, and that's why we tried to be there for you.  Everyone cared about you. I even loved you, Joey, but I guess that was never enough for you." By the third stitch, you forced yourself to stop talking, the threat of tears making it harder to stitch the man in front of you.  

What you had not known was as you were speaking, Joey could faintly hear your words.  Despite everything the cold world had done to the Joey you once knew, the inner Joey could not help the pain he was feeling due to your words.  Even when he tried to block out the thought that someone cared, your harsh voice was sincere.  

As you were getting up, tight lipped as your gaze moved from the man, a sigh forced your lips to part again.  Swallowing hard, you forced yourself to be strong, simply stating, "All patched up. If you want to shower, I probably still have your spare clothes around here somewhere."  You never came back for them, after all, you thought to yourself.  

The dizzied man pushed himself off of your couch carefully, every movement precise as he attempted to recover from the work you did.  After all, Joey may have allowed the outside world to get to him, but he wasn't an animal. Corpse stench filled his nostrils to the point that he wanted to gag.  

"I'll go find your clothes and a towel," you muttered out as you saw him make his way to your bathroom.  It took you merely a few moments to grab his clothes, though you stood in your hallway simply staring at the fabric in your hands, pursing your lips.  Letting out an exhausted sigh, you furrowed your brows, wondering, Why did I have to fall for him?  

Realizing taking too long or taking too little time were both risky situations, you forced yourself out of your thoughts to grab a towel from your hallway closet.  Making your way to your bathroom, you opened it merely a crack to push the messy bundle of cloth inside. It didn't take long after to see the wet haired blonde emerge from your bathroom, finally put back together.  

"It's all yours," he stated, his voice cracking a bit as he spoke.  

You thought nothing of it, as you desperately wished to rid yourself of the stench of death that you wore.  It took you moments to flip on the hot water, derobe, and start scrubbing. Hastily, you scrubbed each and every inch of yourself twice, just to make sure the smell was truly gone.  

Once you got out of the shower, part of you was surprised to see that the blonde had not left your apartment yet.  He had apparently found a blanket to place over the couch, and was sprawled out lazily upon it. Everything about Joey read of exhaustion, though in his clean state, eyes peacefully closed, a smile made it's way to your lips. 

You made your way over to him, figuring that he had already fallen asleep.  Moving his hair gently, you checked on the handiwork you did. While he was so close, so peaceful, you couldn't help stroking your hand down to his cheek.  Your touch was so gentle, like a feather moving down his face. With a small bit of blush, you forced yourself to move away.  

As you were moving, he managed to catch your arm.  With one questioning glance back at the blonde, you saw a glimmer of that old Joey Wheeler inside of those brown eyes.  His lips were still pouted downward in a frown, but his voice was a soft plea. "Stay," he said, though it was more of a request than anything.  

Your heart melted at that one word, his touch like fire upon your skin.  Pursing your lips, you swallowed hard before nodding. Following his grasp, you moved to lie beside him on your small couch.  Wrapping your arms around him, you allowed your body to relax.  

"I never knew ya felt that way, Y/N," he said barely above a whisper, his hot breath warming your face as he spoke.  "And I can't take anything back. I just want'cha to know, I love you, too." 

Those words would not fix everything, and he knew it as much as you did.  His words mustered a warmth in your heart, though. Just maybe there was a glimmer of hope through all the bad. 

[demondwellersword]

i’m not the one you’re taking home

joey wheeler x f!reader

warnings: angst without a happy ending

song: dancing on my own by robyn

notes: yes i’m the #1 joey wheeler defender but also the inspiration was just too good 

Joey didn’t really know what he was doing here. Maybe he was just trying to prove a point to himself. Maybe he just wanted to torture himself more with the idea that you’d moved on so easily while he was still stuck at home pouring over your old messages. Either way he found himself parking his car along the street, carelessly crossing it to reach the front doors of the club the two of you used to frequent. 

He ambled over to the bar and ordered a whiskey sour, running a hand through his unwashed hair as he took a seat at the end and let his eyes scan through the writhing mass of bodies that covered the dance floor. How’d I ever even do this shit before? He wondered to himself. This place sucks. 

And yet still he felt a pang of sadness as the bass thumped through his body, remembering the nights you spent here together, dancing and laughing and enjoying each other’s company. He’d never been one for clubs but somehow you’d changed his mind, always able to perfectly sense the exact moment he wanted to go back home. 

Joey sighed and gulped down his drink, feeling the warmth spread through his body as he entered the crowd. He moved his body to the beat with all the enthusiasm of a corpse, his eyes constantly scanning the crowd for any sign of you. Every girl who ground her body against his and yelled drunken flirtations at him just made him sick to his stomach, wearing down his will to find you even more. 

He shoved his way through the crowd, finally breaking out to a less crowded area near a flight of stairs that led up to the owners’ offices. There were a few people passed out on the higher stairs, but he was able to spot an empty place to sit near the middle. From his new vantage point he could see more of the club than before, though there was still no sign of you. He checked his phone, vowing to give it ten more minutes before he called it quits and went home. 

As one song faded into the next he was struck by the opening chords to one of your favorites, an upbeat pop song with a beat you’d always loved to dance with him to. His chest tightened as he remembered one of his favorite nights with you, when thunderstorms had rolled in and you’d decided to have a date night inside. The two of you made dinner together, practicing Duel Monsters with dessert. When he’d started doing the dishes you’d pulled out your portable speaker, drawing him away from the sink to dance with you in the kitchen. Even now he swore it was the happiest he’d ever been, and one stupid mistake had brought it all to a screeching halt. 

Joey could feel heat spreading across his cheeks and tears prickling in his eyes, his heart thumping a lovesick rhythm in his chest. He tried to plan a quick escape from the club, but as his eyes searched for the familiar red glow of an exit sign he finally spotted you. 

You were sitting alone at the bar in your favorite outfit, sipping on a drink he couldn’t see. The seat next to you was empty, but it was clear that you were waiting for someone to return to it. Joey leaned forward against the railing to get a better view, his stomach churning as he waited to see who you’d come with. 

It seemed as if the crowd had parted for someone, reforming as soon as they passed through. The person stopped at the edge of the dance floor, checking their phone then looking up at the bar. When they turned Joey caught a look at their face, and it felt as if someone had just stabbed him in the chest. 

None other than Seto Kaiba himself was taking a seat next to you, sharply dressed in a button-down shirt and tight pants that probably cost more than a year of Joey’s rent. You leaned your head against Kaiba’s arm, tapping your glass against the one that had just been set down in front of him. The two of you exchanged a few words, then you smiled at him and leaned over to kiss him. 

Joey didn’t know what to do. All he could do was sit on the stair in shock, watching as you excitedly pulled Kaiba out to the dancefloor. He felt like he had even less of an idea of why he’d come here in the first place, but he guessed it leaned more toward torture than anything else. Part of him wished he was brave enough to do something about it, but he guessed that everyone had always been right about him; he was nothing more than a coward, a dog running away with its tail tucked between its legs. If he hadn’t learned it back then he’d surely learned it now: no matter what, he was no match for Seto Kaiba.

[chubbyreaderchan]

Okay so this week I'm gonna do more Yugioh stuff. I mean it's not my most popular but I love it. I'm thinking I'm gonna do an Atem x Reader who has pet rats.

And a Joey/Jonouchi thing that involves him and couch cuddles

Might do a third part to my Witcher fic but I can't decide if I want her to go with Geralt? If you have opinions on what you'd like to see in that one let me know.

I also have a Sesshomaru ask I plan on doing this week. I really like it.

[blooming-blooming]

All the multiples of 4 ^^

4. What’s your current NOTP? I’m actually really chill with most Zexal ships!! If I had to choose, though, probably Vector and Yuma. Kaiba and Jonouchi is also a constant NOTP of mine.8. Have you ever shipped yourself with a character? I did as a kid, and, embarrassingly, I still do. I have a DMGX era self insert I ship with Mai that I never talk about. It’s like Carol, but with more card games.12. Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together? ….I honestly don’t think I have any ships that have gotten together. Minus, like, Judai and Yubel.16. Talk about a ship you initially disliked. Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth was something I wasn’t big on at all for a really, really long time; I always felt Phoenix would have been better with Mia in an AU where she lived. Then I met my (now) girlfriend and saw how much the pairing helped her. I kept an open mind to it when replaying the games a few years ago, and ended up falling for the ship. Since we’ve entered our relationship, I’ve ended up becoming majorly into it, which is something I never imagined would happen.20. Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping. Kaede Ichinose and Ichigo Hoshimiya from Aikatsu! is a big one; they have a lot of development together towards the end of the first season, only for minimal expansion from season 2 onwards. It’s a rarepair in the Japanese fandom, which makes it beyond obscure in the miniscule western fandom. I feel lucky to know one other person who ships it.24. Do you mostly ship canon pairings? Ha ha, no. The only canon pairing I ship is Judai and Yubel from GX. That, and while I don’t “ship” for Utena, I have a very deep appreciation for the canon relationship between Utena and Anthy. But I consider that different than shipping.28. Does shipping come easily to you? Yep! I’m very drawn and prone to shipping, though there are some exceptions.32. Share five must-read fics.

 Floriography by Lirillith: HeartCatch PreCure, Cure Blossom x Cure Sunshine. Post-canon oneshot; Itsuki putting together a bouquet of flowers to confess to Tsubomi. Anyone who knows me well knows that HeartCatch majorly shaped my identity and made me who I am today. My identity as a lesbian is no exception; when I was 15 I had a major crush on Itsuki, and Tsubomi’s canon crush on her helped me feel more comfortable in liking girls. This fic does a really good job on showing things from Itsuki’s PoV: While she looks cool on the surface, she’s majorly out of touch with her feminine identity and doesn’t know how to express her emotions, making her an awkward wreck. It’s absolutely adorable.

Hot For Justice by indirectkissesiniceland: Ace Attorney, Klavier Gavin X Apollo Justice. Post Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney/Gyakuten Saiban 4, Klavier goes through a slump in his career until he starts getting to know Apollo better. A fic I’m sure is on most Klapollo fic rec lists; Hot For Justice hit me because of how eerily similar it played out to my own headcanons on how Klavier and Apollo get together. It’s wonderfully written as well – the scene of Klavier bluntly telling Apollo his feelings in Chapter 25 makes me cry every time I read it, and I strive to write a scene that can impact a reader in my works the way that one impacts me. My only complaint overall with HfJ is the few scenes where Kristoph is portrayed as a loving older brother to Klavier, which thankfully are few and far between.

Grasping Sunshine by Rosage: Ace Attorney, Sasha Buckler X Athena Cykes. Post Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies/Gyakuten Saiban 5 oneshot; Athena starts volunteering for the whale show at Ship Shape Aquarium and realizes her feelings for Sasha along the way. This ship is one of my favorites from Ace Attorney, and, sadly, probably my most obscure. This fic handles their relationship really well, and shows off a lot of little nuances in both characters that are big reasons as to why I think they’d make a wonderful couple.

Operation: Find Kaito Tenjo by Brushfire: YuGiOh Zexal, Kaito Tenjo x Mizael X V, with focus on Mizael X V and Kaito X Mizael, along with Shun X Haruto. Set in an Arc V AU before Kaito was confirmed to cameo; Kaito is kidnapped by Academia shortly after the events of Zexal and used to work on carding technology. Several years later, Heartland is a wasteland and Mizael and V have retreated to Kaito’s villa in the mountains to help raise Haruto. In their struggles to keep Haruto safe and fend themselves from Academia, their only goal is to get Kaito back. Sadly on indefinite hiatus, this fic has a lot of really, really strong things going for it: the relationships between all of the characters are really well handled, the premise is strong, and it is overall executed very, very well. While it is an Arc V AU, the author has confirmed the fic is more of a love letter to Zexal than anything else. It has at least some inspiration for my own fic, Ad Astra, and I have accepted the headcanon of Kaito being Alcor with open arms (albeit in different ways than she has, and I don’t know if it will come up in any of my fics). 

Heartland City By Night by Fenikkusu_Ai: YuGiOh Zexal, Kaito Tenjo X Mizael. Post-canon oneshot, Mizael stays with Kaito after being revived. This fic shows that quality is better than quantity. Not even reaching 200 words, the language the author uses is absolutely gorgeous, and creates a very serene and emotional atmosphere. I can’t believe I forgot to kudo/bookmark this fic before writing this list, because I have read it so many times and consistently been blown away.

36. Do you create fanmixes/gif sets/fanart/fic/fanvids and so on for you ships? I’m an artist and fic author for sure!40. If you could change one thing about your OTP, what would that be? I’m pretty satisfied with MizaKai in canon minus their lack of onscreen closure (which I can fill in the blanks for anyways), so I’ll go with a different OTP.Hey Capcom: What the fuck have you done to Klavier Gavin and Apollo Justice in the newer games.

[multifandoms27-blog]

Hello I am here with Seto Kaiba brainrot

Can we get some angst head canons 👀

Oooo okay

Content: Seto Kaiba x reader

Warnings: Angst, possessive behavior

Notes: Taking a small break from writiing AOT stuff to write this (I'm writing like 3 things behind the scenes) this also turned into more of a cons list for Seto lol but we still love him anyway

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When you guys get into arguments (it's not a question of if, it's a when) he becomes the pettiest bitch on Earth

Constantly does things to spite you when he's angry with you

For example, if you have some sort of pet peeve he knows of, he'll be sure to trigger it at least once

He loves you, but he values his pride more at times. That's something you'll have to come to accept if you want to be with him

He's also quick to shut you out at the slightest sign of negativity

Has a hard time telling you when he's upset

Is ultimately terrified of letting you in, even if he loves you

Thinks you'll become another abuser if he lets you in

He's got a lot of problems with trust, which leads to him getting...not jealous, but possessive very easily

He's not jealous, he's Seto Kaiba

He doesn't like you hanging around Yugi and the others, especially Joey/Jonouchi

Will do everything in his power to take you away from Joey, even if its insulting him heavily and physically pulling you away

Thats another thing you two might get in fights over

Don't think he's above the silent treatment, cause he's not

Also a huge hypocrite, he can tease you about things but if you tease him? It's dueling time so he can regain his pride

If you win the duel, he's going to give you the silent treatment for a week and actively avoid you

If you two ever got to the point of screaming in each others faces, he would throw you out of the house for the night. He doesn't care where you stay (as long as its not with Joey), but expects you to come back to him the morning after

Probably values Mokuba more than you, and will consider his ideas way more than yours

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Here is my Masterlist in case you want to request, or look for more of your favorite character!

[multifandoms27-blog]

It's time to d-d-dress up!

Halloween is probably my favorite holiday. I really like horror and being scared. You could say I'm a thrill seeker. Anyway, enjoy this filler while I work on other stuff lol

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Content: Various Yugioh people x gn!Reader

Warnings: Sexual themes (Yami Marik) but no actual sex so it's still SFW, unsure whether or not Yami Marik's fake blood is actual blood

Notes: Halloween is my favorite holiday. I wish I could do this for every fandom I write for, but that'd be too much for me right now, sadly. I'll probably do one or two more, but that's about it

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❥Yugi Muto

You and Yugi would obviously go with a couples costume.

He would be the dark magician, and you would either be dark magician girl or celtic guardian (they get shipped the most with dark magcian)

You two probably wouldn't trick or treat, probably just party with your friends while helping grandpa hand out candy

Would kiss you as much as you were comfortable with, because you just look so pretty/handsome to him

He's also grateful that you decided to match with him this year

Takes a shit ton of selfies to remember this moment and to post on his story/social media

Before Halloween, he probably would have spent all of October decorating the shop with you

Would absolutely want to make certain cut out cookies with you, he thinks the ghost ones are cute

Very wholesome Halloween. 100/10.

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❥Atem

You already know mans isn't original with Halloween costume ideas

He'd go as an Egyptian Pharaoh and would like it if you went as his queen/king, though he wont force you

He wont know what Halloween is about until you tell him, he's just a confused old man lol

He would love being in Pharaoh-like clothing again after so long. He'd proably try tanning the entirity of October, then be confused when there isn't much of a difference.

Help him, he's trying his best lol

Would also help you decorate if you asked, but he'd be asking questions non stop about the meaning of lights and window stickers. He doesn't take "tradition" or "it's fun" as an answer lol

A little annoying, but still wholesome. 8/10.

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❥Seto Kaiba

Seto isn't crazy about Halloween. It's six days after his birthday, that's the only way he remembers the holiday exists every year.

Because he's not crazy about the holiday, he hasn't dressed up for it since his parents were alive

Mokuba still dresses up, and he tries his hardest to get Seto to as well, but it just never happens. You're not an exception, unfortunately

Unless you get a blue eyes white dragon onesie.

He'll go as himself then, and you're his trusty dragon

Otherwise, he won't care about dressing up and will let you go as whatever, so long as its outside of the scandalous range. He's very much in the public eye, remember? He's also a raging virgin, so leave the risque costumes for private time

He'll probably especially enjoy it if you tell him it doubles as a birthday present

Either very funny or very boring. 5/10.

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❥Joey Wheeler

He'd probably be the cheesiest motherfucker out of them all

Would definitely have you two go as matching vampires or werewolves

He has such a generic look on horror and monsters in general

Dude you literally play duel monsters, there's more than just vampires and werewolves-

Would buy cheap fake blood that ends up staining your skin for a week after.

It would also strangely taste like apples?

You should probably go to a hospital after the party

Halloween with Joey is accidentally lethal. My kind of party. 10/10.

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❥Marik Ishtar

Dude I have no fucking idea what he'd be, and therefore neither would he lol

He has 0 creativity when it comes to this, so usually he'll turn to you for costume ideas

Would also be like Joey with the cheesy, overdone costumes

I can really only see him being werewolf and you being little red riding hood

He'd probably get a kick out of that, in multiple ways...

Marik doesn't understand Halloween decorations, but if it makes you happy, he guesses he'll help you put stuff up

Absolutely sneaks candy for himself though

Pretty average Halloween. 5/10.

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❥Yami Marik

Absolutely a vampire. No. Shh. Shut up. I am taking ZERO criticism on this one.

He takes it all the way. He's basically a blond, Egyptian dracula lol

He'll probably have you not dress up so he can be the vampire that corrupts you

He takes it a little too far, biting your neck with his fake fangs in

He also sprays fake blood on himself and everywhere else, but you're not entirely sure it's fake blood...

Like Marik, he also sneaks candy for himself, but very openly. He knows you can't do anything to him anyways

Yami Marik will help you put up decorations once he learns just how spooky Halloween is supposed to be

If you were hoping for a cuter Halloween, where children weren't afraid of approaching your house, then kick Yami Marik out until Halloween is over lol

Terrifying Halloween, but a great 'afterparty.' 7/10.

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Here is my Masterlist in case you want to request, or look for more of your favorite character!

[deejadabbles]

It is too early for me to suddenly be sprung at (haha, get it? **winkwonk**) by the dirty alphabet. Since I’m here anyway, how about some head canons for the YuGiOh cast with a s/o that has no sense of direction. At all. Characters can be of your own choice.

Lmao it’s never too early to be sprung ;) glad you liked my dirty headcanons~

It’s been a long time since I did a request here on tumblr (and it was on other blogs) so I hope I’m not too rusty! Also, sorry it took a bit to get these out, the last three week I’ve not had a full day off from work. Anywho, I loved how unique your request was and I hope I did some of your faves! :D

Atem: 

Thinks it’s endearing. Like seriously he can’t help but to smile when you get lost or admit that you did. Little things like that make him appreciate normal things. May sound weird but considering how crazy his life is, a tiny, normal, cute flaw like that just makes him smile for some reason.

He doesn’t mind you being dependant on him in any way (he actually kind of loves it. shhh don’t tell him I told you that) and certainly doesn’t mind having to lead the way when you two are out and about or whatever. 

Let’s say you two get lost while walking around town, he’d just smile, take your hand, and start leading the way back home. He’s used to having to keep track of everything at all times so he’ll easily remember where you need to go.

If you ever acted self-conscious about it or beat yourself up about your lack of direction he’d brush his fingers across your cheek and say it doesn’t matter, he’ll be your compass whenever you need him. (Yeah, under that cool guy act, Atem is actually just a cheesy nerd okay) 

Yugi:

Is actually only, like, a smidgen better than you when it comes to directions. Surprising, considering he’s so intelligent and amazing at strategy, but that’s different and he gets lost quite often if it’s not someplace familiar. 

Both of you get lost all the time. A new mega mall opens up? Where the heck is that map with the ‘you are here’ dot!? What do you mean we ended up on the third floor on the opposite side we came in without realizing it!?

The only thing that makes Yugi better is that if he knows there’s a high chance of you two getting lost, he can pay careful attention to where you go and can retrace steps with little errors if needed. But, most of the time he gets lost in talking to you, or his own thoughts and that’s how he loses where he is.

He won’t tease or make fun of you for it, he’ll just say something like “It’s okay! We can find our way together! We’ll be back home in no time, just you wait! :D” and you two will work together to get back on track~

Jonouchi/Joey:

Endless teasing, but like, in a “look at my cute s/o, gettin’ lost all the time!” kind of way. He thinks it’s cute. He doesn’t mean anything hurtful by it, he just thinks how helpless you are is adorable and will poke fun at you with that silly grin on his face.

Plot twist: He’s worse than you when it comes to directions.

He’ll try to take the lead when you two get lost, saying something stupid like “Don’t cha worry, Jonouchi’s got you covered! We’ll be outta here in no time!” But then he just gets you MORE LOST. Like how? How does he even do that? 

Worst part is that the longer you’re lost, the more stubborn and in-denial he’ll get. Don’t tell him you’re more lost than before, he’ll just scoop you up in his arms and tell you to trust him while loudly denying everything. What a dang mess.

Anzu/Tea:

Similar to like Atem. She’ll find it endearing, but will be more playful with this knowledge.

Like, when you admit you don’t know where you are, she’ll roll her eyes in a playful way, link her arm with yours and say “Come on, I’ll get us where we need to go. Gosh, good thing you’re with me huh?” then wink and stick her tongue out at you before giggling.

She honestly doesn’t see it as a big deal, but can’t help but to like how it lets her take charge sometimes. She doesn’t get to take that role often (unless she’s wrangling Jonouchi and Honda) and likes to show that she can be depended on for more than just cheerleading. 

After an ordeal where you two got lost, she might take one more teasing remark about it, but then will boop you on the nose and say it just balances you two out, both of you have your strengths after all.  

Seto:

Finds it annoying at first. He’ll roll his eyes at you, but unlike Anzu, it’s not in a playful way. He’d even make comments about how helpless you are without him.

Surprisingly though, that attitude doesn’t last long. After a while, he’ll start liking how he can show off by taking charge of these situations. He’ll still make comments about how you need him even for little things, but now it’s with this sly smirk that, depending on how you take his comments, can either be sexy or infuriating.

If you get pouty about how he acts or what he says, he’ll actually pat you on the head and say something that’s simultaneously comforting and annoyed like “Stop pouting, it’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. That being said, I expect a ‘thank you’ when we get home, seeing as how I’m getting us out of this mess.”

 He’ll never admit it, not in a million years or on his death bed, but he likes your helpless moments. Sure it’s kind of annoying, but, well, he’s going to take a little pride in how he has to take care of you in those moments.

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Yugi Mutou Boyfriend HC's

Nobody asked for these. Actually? That's a lie. I ASKED for this.

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Content: Yugi x gn!Reader

Warnings: none

Notes: My class this morning got cancelled so I'm writing fanfiction instead lol also hehe, happy autumn (also Rosh Hashanah if you celebrate)!! <3

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KAODSHFHFFO BABY. SMOL BABY.

I LOMB HIMB *crying emoji*

ok anyway

He would be very shy and awkward at first

He doesn't have a lot of experience with women outside of Anzu/Tea and kind of Mai, but he doesn't interact with Mai a lot

Poor Yugi would get so flustered if you even so much as looked his way after you two first get together

Over time he's going to get more comfortable with you and the relationship

He's still going to be shy about making the first move, unless the moment just feels right for him

You'll have to be the first one to hold his hand though

He's also really into sweet petnames (sweetheart, honey, hun, dear, etc.) and will probably call you them more when you're not around his friends

Just cause Joey/Jonouchi and Tristan/Honda will tease him (Anzu is gonna smack them dw)

He loves playing games with you, even if you aren't good at them. He's a very patient boy, and wont get frustrated with you

He can be really cheesy and will probably put a pretty flower in your hair after seeing it in a movie

You're probably taller than him though (I'm 5'8" lol rip yugi) so putting the flower in your hair might have to be when you're sitting

Funny enough, I can see him kissing you first

I can see it happening mid-conversation, both of you talking about some subject, and you hadn't noticed how checked out he seemed

Yugi's always very attentive. Eyes on you, little smile, so you figured he was just listening. Until you turn to him with a "what do you think?" and he kisses you

Atem probably pushed him to do it

Would do your eyeliner if you asked

no because have you SEEN????? THE EYELINER?????? i'm so jealous and I don't even wear eyeliner.

If you're taller than him, you can probably pick him up (I know I could) so if he falls asleep on you, you can carry him to bed

If he's okay with it, you could probably pick him up at anytime tbh

Would probably leave you little messages either via texts or notes around the house if he had to leave for a tournament or something

I also think it's super cute if you are a reincarnation of Atem's lover, which would make you and Yugi reincarnated lovers

sorry I really love that trope lol

It's up to you if your past life is there like Atem, or is patiently waiting for him in the afterlife

Yugi is very sweet on you, even more so than others

If you can fight, and you fight off Yugi's bullies, he's going to thank you but also feel guilty

Yugi doesn't like violence, and if you get hurt he's going to be really upset. Not at you, just in general

If you're having a friendly spat with Jonouchi, Yugi's gonna take your side no matter what

"Yug'! I thought ya had my back!"

"Sorry Jonouchi, but they're right."

Yugi will do that with any kind of friendly argument, but in an actual one he just wants people to stop, cool off, then come back later and have a civilized conversation

Overall a very passive and sweet man who'll do your eyeliner and introduce you to goth if you like one or both of those <3

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