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Market me pollypockets. Market me action figures. Market me barbies. Will I buy any of these things? No, but I’m not buying grammarly either so.
#I would rather sit through Batman’s jonky figurine arms moving up and down#than sit through another KFC ad#bestie I have no eaten KFC since I was 9 and I don’t plan to start now#show me the latest Lego set#objectively much cooler
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I think we should start calling JK Rowling Jonky Rowlers for entertainment value
#Like she says something stupid about trans people again#And we can all go “ok Jonky”#“Whatever helps you sleep at night Jonky”
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toi a un paso de un pipazo
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learning that yall call them munkathan has definitely been humbling for me
#yuck.mouth#i for realsies started calling them jdunky 🚶 until i saw the tumblr tag. tags? until i started looking for it#y'live y'learn#munkathan...jdunky...jonky....schavis......daviffer...these are the options we are forced to pick from
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https://youtube.com/shorts/-vjPK2T--ZY?si=LW0ti6qeL9x9oo8Q
Jorge's many names :)
Jay understands Odysseus so well and it's fucking fantastic. He knows that every Epic the Musical saga needs to have at least ONE song of Odysseus rambling about his family or then that's not Odysseus 😤
#epic the musical#jay rivera herrans#jorge rivera herrans#all i can think about is that one video of him calling himself ridiculous names like jonky ponk or whatever tf they were#odysseus#one of my favourite simps#but literally Jorge's excitement talking about EPIC and like all the instrumentation and everything#it just makes me love the music more#like i can appreciate all the details#i love it#aha i found the video
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OC File: Emiel "Nightfall" Scholten de Ridder
uh y'all want another oc bio? my boy? my son? petra's "little" brother? mini's husband in some universes?
as per petra's post... thank you to my mutuals with their wonderful ocs and everyone who gave support for petra, it's genuinely giving me the confidence that i've desperately lacked despite making ocs since i was 11 years old 😭
profile art to come soon, men are hard to draw 👻
very long post BTC (again)...
again, credit to cptnprice for the file!!
GENERAL
Name: Emiel "Nightfall" Scholten de Ridder II
Nicknames/Aliases: Nightfall, Night, "The Reaper", Stalker-5, STAR 1, Jonkie (by Mylène)
Rank: Sergeant
Gender: Male
Birth Date: September 17, 1993
Nationality: Dutch
Affiliations: Royal Netherlands Army, Korps Commandotroepen, Coalition (Warcom), Task Force 141, SpecGru
Birthplace: Rotterdam, Netherlands
Current Residence: The Hague, Netherlands
APPEARANCE
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Green
Height: 6'4" (1.93 m)
Weight: 220 lbs (100 kg)
Build: Athletic (Big. Slutty waist.)
Blood Type: O-
Marks: Arm tattoos (pictured below), scar across face (think smth similar to Adler's scar), scarring around left wrist, black prosthetic left hand
Faceclaim: Wouter Peelen
DETAILS
Sexuality: Bisexual (no preference king)
Languages: Dutch (native), English (C2), German (C1), Russian (B1), Arabic (B2)
Education: Intelligence Studies BA from the University of Amsterdam
Preferred Hairstyles: Keeps it decently short and manageable pre-MWII, lets it grow out to shoulder length after (it gets curly <3)
Preferred Mission Attire: Usually wears stylized combat fatigues (think Reaper Ghost or SC), also wears normal long-sleeved shirts, jeans, cargos, hoodies, or t-shirts depending on the weather. Wears black 99% of the time, occasionally blue or white. The most key part of his outfit: mask. Almost always is wearing at least a half mask, often wears a balaclava or full-face mask (think Io or Atom). Typically wears a hood if he's got a mask on, too. Winter Soldier-Stitch (Black Ops) vibes.
Preferred Civilian Attire: Like his sister, very casual. Jeans typically, with plain t-shirts, henleys, flannels. Wears hoodies, bomber jackets, leather jackets, anything to keep him cozy. Again, wears black 99% of the time. Occasionally brown, blue, green, or white. Likes layering, simultaneously looks put-together and disheveled.
Favorite Color: Black, Ultramarine (iykyk)
Favorite Flower: Marigold
PERSONALITY
Myers-Briggs Type: INFJ-T. Introverted, intuitive, feeling, judging, and turbulent. Night prefers to make a difference and seek fulfillment in quieter ways, like hobbies with no "goal" or work that can go uncredited. He strives to prove himself via helping others, often shouldering burdens that others shy away from for the sake of getting things done without forcing those around him to suffer discomfort. Insight, passion, altruism, and principled tendencies often conflict with defensiveness, stubbornness, perfectionism, and forgoing his beliefs and values for the sake of the "greater good."
FAMILY
Father: Colonel Hendrik "Chimera" Scholten de Ridder. Former KCT commander and military legend-turned terrorist. (deceased)
Mother: Johanna Scholten de Ridder (née van den Bos). Former MEDINT analyst for the BVD and MID. (deceased)
Sister: Lieutenant Mylène "Petra" Scholten de Ridder. KCT operative and one of the commanding officers of TF141; MEDINT and chemical warfare expert. The two keep in contact despite the covert nature of Night's assignments.
Uncle: Unnamed paternal uncle. Father's younger brother, civilian military engineer. Lost his life in a terrorist attack in the mid-1990s. (deceased)
Aunt: Special Agent Merel "Songbird" van den Bos. Mother's older sister, former agent for the BVD and MID. Specialist in foreign relations and espionage. May or may not be living in the USA and married to Frank Woods (spoiler: she is).
Grandfather: General Emiel Scholten de Ridder. Paternal grandfather, former commander of the Royal Netherlands Army. Yes, he's named after him. (deceased)
SKILLS
Fighting Style: Adaptable, but prefers to avoid direct fights. Studied kickboxing, Wing Chun, and Krav Maga in his youth – CQC is influenced by these.
Weapons: Can use whatever is available.
Preferred Weapons: MCPR-300 (22″ OMX-456 barrel, Corio Laz-44 V3 laser, Nilsound 90 muzzle, .300 Mag Explosive ammunition), X13 Auto, Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife, karambit, throwing knives
Special Skills: Specializes in sniper techniques, special reconnaissance, VIP protection, prime target elimination, demolitions, and sabotage. Has passed every marksman test with flying colors; never misses a shot, even in the worst conditions. Does his best work alone and in the dark. Swift and deadly.
Hobbies: Cooking, baking, reading, sports (baseball, climbing, kickboxing, swimming, soccer), music (guitar), photography, motorcycling
Former Hobbies: Did archery in his youth. Doesn't have time for it anymore, but it should be obvious why he's a sniper now.
TRIVIA
The name Emiel can mean "to strive, excel, rival, emulating", Scholten refers to a schout (government official that handled administration of justice), and de Ridder means "the knight".
His callsign Nightfall is in reference to his preference to work in the dark – both literally and figuratively. It's also a play on the phrase "lights out", since his work is best described as "putting people to sleep." (Because he's an assassin-type. Get it?)
Took interest in guitar shortly after he turned six, right before his mom died. He didn't play for years after her death, but decided to pick it up again as a young adult.
Greatly resembles his father and the other men on his paternal side. He's been described as having his mother's eyes and some of her "softer" features, though. Absolutely built like a brick wall.
Jokes about having a lot of experience, has slept with maybe 3 people in his entire life – and, none since his capture in 2017. He's willing to date, but is incredibly reserved after that incident. He desperately needs someone who can ground him.
Much like his sister, he skipped a year in primary school, which is why he graduated at 17 despite attending a VWO school.
His prosthetic hand is primarily made of titanium! It's also detachable so, yes, he will throw it at someone when they ask him to give them a hand with something.
Can and will sleep whenever and wherever is available. It's not uncommon to find him dozing off in a corner, on a couch, or even on top of a wall that he's scaled. He never sleeps hard, so it's easy to wake him up.
Is a very occasional smoker. Petra hounds him over it, so he only smokes when he's not at risk of getting caught by her. He's very health-conscious, otherwise!
TATTOOS
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Tattoo One (Right Arm) A full sleeve blackwork tattoo with sun, celestial, and water themes. The sun is often seen as a symbol of life, light, warmth, power, positivity, and clarity. The celestials of the night sky can represent the unknown, mystery, the unconscious mind, and one's own deepest thoughts, desires, and fears. It can also be seen as an introspective and reflective symbol. Water, similarly to the sun, is seen as a universal representation of life, with other symbols including depth, ephemerality, sadness, purification, hope, and rejuvenation.
Tattoo Two (Left Shoulder) A compass, much like his sister! The symbolism is fairly obvious, no? Guidance, direction, the interconnected nature of every direction. The compass can serve as a reminder that one is free to choose the course of their life, or to help them find the path again after losing their way. It can also be seen as a symbol of awakening and self discovery for these very same reasons.
BACKGROUND
⋆ CW: themes of child abuse, torture, violence, and overall mary sue levels of tragedy
Born on September 17, 1993 in the city of Rotterdam, Netherlands, to Hendrik Scholten de Ridder and Johanna Scholten de Ridder, Emiel had a normal – if not privileged, thanks to his family's prominent histories – early childhood. From birth, he had a close relationship with his older sister, Mylène, who he quickly came to rely on for guidance and support.
In the late fall of 1999, when Emiel was only 6 years old, his mother was killed by enemies of his father originally seeking to hold her and the children hostage for ransom. This event, paired with the traumas he sustained over his years in the military, drove his father to "near insanity" as he became consumed with paranoia and grief. The rest of his and his sister's adolescence was defined by the trauma of his father's abuse; he subjected the siblings to rigorous physical and psychological training in order to mold them into "perfect soldiers" and prevent any further loss.
Despite this, his father was publicly viewed as a war hero. He would often leave the two alone when he was on deployment, forcing Mylène to care for herself and Emiel with nothing more than a roof over their heads and grocery money provided. The siblings developed an unbreakable bond during this time that would extend into their adulthoods, rendering them a synergic duo both at home and in the field, with Emiel promising to repay his sister for her efforts someday.
After finishing secondary school at 17, Emiel enlisted in the Royal Netherlands Army, serving in the Regiment Huzaren van Boreel in the 11 Air Assault Brigade. He also studied at the University of Amsterdam – taking online classes – and frequently visited his sister during her time in the 400 Medical Battalion, eventually graduating with a BA in Intelligence Studies. He spent 3 years participating in air assault and armored reconnaissance operations before passing selection for the Korps Commandotroepen in 2014, wherein he was quickly recognized for his natural skills in anything covert.
Specializing in sniper techniques, prime target elimination, VIP protection, demolitions, and sabotage, Emiel established himself as an elite operative who excels in hostile areas and hazardous environments. His exceptional accuracy and uncanny proficiency when operating in the shadows eventually earned him the nickname "Nightfall".
In early 2015, Nightfall joined his sister – now a KCT lieutenant nicknamed "Petra" – Captain Price of the British SAS, and Nikolai in an unsanctioned operation to kill or capture Chimera after the latter was discovered to be a traitor. The small team managed to track the Colonel and his supporters to a base deep in the Alps, where they successfully wiped out the entire group and killed Chimera. After the mission, much like his sister, Nightfall felt indebted to Price.
From then on, he continued to carry out covert and overt operations worldwide. Sometime in the next year, Nightfall managed to wipe out an entire base of Al-Qatala soldiers in one night without a single alarm being raised. The sole survivor referred to him as "The Reaper" when describing him, as he hunted every enemy whilst cloaked in darkness. Nightfall was later awarded the Military William Order, the Bronze Lion, and the Cross of Merit for both this operation and his following work within the KCT, establishing himself – or rather, his marksmanship – as a minor legend within the elite commando corps.
Another year later, around mid-2017, however, Nightfall was assigned to a unit led by Captain Price and Petra, tasked with infiltrating and securing an Al-Qatala base located in Kastovia. He served as the team’s scout sniper and overwatch during the mission, until he lost contact with the rest of the team. When the rest of the team finally reached his location to investigate, several IEDs planted in the area went off and forced the group to retreat. Despite his sister's attempts to rescue him, Nightfall was declared dead in absentia after demolition teams failed to locate his body the following day.
In reality, Nightfall was alive, being held as a prisoner of war by Al-Qatala’s commanders. The explosions caused him to lose one of his hands and left his face scarred. For the next two and a half years, Nightfall was interrogated, tortured, and subjected to inhumane conditions while imprisoned in Eastern Europe, though he still tried to support and protect the other POWs in the prison, regardless of which side they supported or whether they were civilian or military.
About a month after the formation of Task Force 141, CIA Station Chief Kate Laswell pinpointed the location of a prison in Georgia believed to be used by Al-Qatala to hold POWs. Reconnaissance of the prison confirmed this and the identity of several of the prisoners; Nightfall was identified as one of the POWs. His sister, leading an elite KCT unit, raided the location shortly thereafter, securing the captives, Nightfall, and intel about Al-Qatala's plans.
Following his rescue and intensive recovery in the hospital, Nightfall was deployed in Verdansk alongside other Coalition operatives under Armistice, where he relentlessly worked to prove himself once more.
As a valuable ally to the 141 and a near-fabled assassin with a long list of confirmed kills and countless unconfirmed, Nightfall has pledged his life and his very conscious to his work, his only saving grace being the characteristic pitch black masks obscuring his face every time he appears in the field – on the rare occasion he's visible, that is.
#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#mw2#cod mw3#mw3#cod original character#call of duty oc#cod oc#cod ocs#mw2 oc#mw3 oc#emiel “nightfall” scholten de ridder#sylph.writes
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It appears we're asking the almighty about rarepairs
I humbly offer Ice Cube x Bottle to the pit of sacrifice
I've decided that we're sacrificing the rarepairs now but idk what the lore as to why is
yes yes bring me your sacrifices muahahahahaha
anyway icebottle transparent trans yuri real jonky jerkleflip told me himself. icy needs a bit of silly in her life and bottle is more than happy to provide
🍶out of 🍶
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Para empezar, Cris... Que nadie te entienda porque querés llamar la atención no significa que tenés que volverte un jonky
Segundo, YO SOY ALVIN, EL BATERO 🗣️❗❗🔥
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i hate european merch.
look at the new ugly joker plush ohhhh GES SO!!!!! i need 7
theres also mona
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Jello Jonky, the bearded lady of poomation
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Oon täs jonki aikaa ihmetelly ku yks sims modi ei toiminu vaik oon tehny kaikki asennukset sun muut oikein
no tänää selvis et mul ollu versio toisest modist joka on oleelline sen toimintaa oli viime vuoden heinäkuulta :)
Eipä tässä, nyt toimii, mut oon vähän hämmentyny et miten se on mahollista ku mielestäni päivitin sen tos pari viikkoo sit ku huomasin ettei se yks modi toimi
#suomitumppu#suomeksi#vittu#suomi#saatana#perkele#suomitumblr#omaa originaalia kontettia#sori ei hassuja lisäajatustägejä tällä kertaa oon ihan tukossa ja lukossa ku oon flunssassa
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"Jigsaw Puzzle" instrumental de los Rolling Stones. En uno de los álbumes clave de su carrera "Beggars Banquet" (1968), su confirmación como banda de vocación norteamericana. Bill, pasa del rubiales, el morritos y el jonki. Gran línea de bajo. Nadie dice nada de ti querido. Ya es hora.
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esto no me mata, esto no me ata
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NOORD PATAGONIË (18.02-22.02)
We breken het lange traject naar Esquel met een historisch-cultureel tussenstopje langs de Cuevas de Las Manos. Een dor vulkanisch landschap met her en der een groene oase langs de rivier; verrijkt met grottekeningen van nomaden die hier 9000 jaar geleden passeerden. Graffiti avant la lettre, met handdrukken en educatieve illustraties voor de jonkies onder het rondtrekkende volk.
Vervolgens doen we een korte split-up. Freya wil koste wat het kost de formidabele raftreputatie van Futaleufú beproeven. 22 km witwater met klasse III tot V+. Ze start eraan met zin in avontuur en adrenaline, maar met lichte angst na de eerder traumatische ervaring in Colombia. De twijfel wordt meteen weggespoeld door de Chileense rivier, en dankzij het zekeringsteam van catamarans en kayaks. Enkele hoge golven, vele kicks, leute en een kapzeismoment later komt ze voldaan toe op het Macalstrand. Dit was absoluut de omweg waard!
David besluit aan Argentijnse kant te blijven en bezoekt vanuit Esquel het Parque Nacional de Alerces. Alerces zijn de grootste bomen van Zuid-Amerika en worden tot wel 70 meter hoog. Deze eeuwenoude bomen zijn gelukkig beschermd en vandaag Unesco werelderfgoed. Te bezoeken met een boottocht over een groen, helder meer via opnieuw een gletsjer. Terug verenigd in Esquel maken we ons klaar voor de nachtbus richting de kust voor een weekje rust.
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Takashi Hiraide werd een (beetje) kat
bron beeld: flickr.com Zo ineens is ie daar: een kat. Een jonkie in dit onderhavige geval. Ik las De kat van de Japanse schrijver Takashi Hiraide (1950). Daarin lezen we hoe een aangelopen kat een deel van het leven van de Japanner bepaalt. Het is de periode dat de jongeman aan het begin staat van zijn loopbaan, gehuurd woont en op zoek is naar meer vastigheid in zijn leven. En dan duikt daar…
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De peperbus van nonkel Miele (72): aasgierkapitalisme
Grace Blakeley is de jonge Engelse auteur van het boek “Vulture capitalism”, wat we zouden kunnen vertalen als “Aasgierkapitalisme”. Ze schreef een helder en sterk gedocumenteerd boek over de misdaden van het huidig economisch systeem. Ze stelt dat de meeste ideeën die ze bespreekt niet nieuw zijn. Nieuw is dat ze als jonkie (31) komaf wil maken met de keynesiaanse-hayekiaanse verdeeldheid die…
#Friedrich A.Hayek#Grace Blakeley#Henry Ford#John Maynard Keynes#Karl Marx#Miel Dullaert#Salvador Allende#Ursula von der Leyen
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