#jonathan: sometimes i miss the cicadas singin at night

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Southern Jonathan Crane giving everyone a new phobia (to his delight) by telling people what cicadas are

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Happy Spooky Scary Season!

Have my [current] master list for southern Jonathan Crane giving aneurysms to everyone around him posts

he's definitely outed himself saying shit like "smells like it's gonna rain"

Jonathan: smells like it’s going to rain Joker: what Riddler: the Batman: fuck

[insert joke about southern jonathan crane and sweet tea]

he definitely say's "ain't"

as well as “well bless your heart”

jonathan: well bless. your. heart. batman: run robin! r u n! *batman grabbing robin by his collar* joker: oh even I know that’s not good

honestly all of that good ol' southern condescension

(and batman thought alfred was dry and petty, don't mess with the south)

I keep seeing tiktoks that Batman villains haven’t faced true fear until they go up against Alfred

And true

However [comma] Alfred would undoubtedly be taken out by southern Jonathan Crane’s grammar

Two minutes later Alfred is lying on the floor shaking and muttering about “y’ain’t” and “would/could/should’n’a”

this isn’t a dig at Alfred is a dig at the British

also the fact that he was raised in Deep South Georgia by his great-granny (who was probably alive for The Great War) is highly underutilized

he says "fix/fixen/fixed"

(I broke my Candadian friend saying "fixen")

also probably says "yonder"

he gave everyone a new phobia (to his delight) explaining what cicadas are

jonathan: sometimes i miss the cicadas singin at night riddler: the what now? jonathan: *explains* ed: *horror* batman and robin listening in: *also horror* jonathan: happy little accidents

he says "coke" for soda

"go on, git!"

remember he's Georgian southern, not Appalachian southern, or Texan southern, deep Georgian southern

there is a difference, sometimes they don't all get along but they all unite to give the North a big middle finger (#southern solidarity)

going around saying "reckon"

southern use of double negatives

you know the first time he says “I ain't never” it probably sends batman into a coma

and the southern use of double and triple contractions

contractions all the way down

he's definitely called someone a "yank/yankee"

in a derogatory manner bc his great granny raised him and that woman probably remembers the civil war lbh

jonathan: *muttering to himself* stupid yanks riddler: i beg your pardon? joker: what'd you just call us batman and robin listening in: why did that sound like a slur?

just Jonathan Crane and his southern grammar (or lack there of if you ask Alfred probably)