#jonarchivist

[pancake-syrup]

happy valentines day! i make lil mspaint valentines for mutuals!

a lil tma one because of the chatting in boober support group while i was listening to tma for the first time!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wildgeese98]

Very dangerous guy: stop asking me questions or I'll kill you

Jonarchivist: right, right, of course, sorry

....

Jonarchivist: but just real quick, wha-

[archivedible]

new year new jonarchivist design !!

this took me about an hour dont be mean to my shitty lineart please ;.<

[annabelle--cane]

What is going on with these Jonarchivist slop eating asks? Why's he eating slop? What is happening?

well it's simple. he eats slop. I don't choose the muses that channel through my ask box.

[transesyourgranddukes]

thinking about what magnus archives entities Gaster would either be the avatar of or be marked by and goodness lord there’s almost a case for nearly all of them (gaster jonarchivist kinnie moment?)

I could see him being marked by The Lonely , The Buried , The Dark , The Spiral , The Vast , The Desolation , The Slaughter(?)

As for the ones he’s an avatar of : The Eye , The Vast , The Spiral , The Stranger , maybe The Web

I really want to add The Extinction but I can’t decide if he would both be marked + an avatar or if he’d just be one specifically

tempted to add Corruption because of his whole shattering thing but I’m not sure

also Terminus / The End fits him in Some Way but I can’t put together how rn (and no it’s not because he’s presumably a skeleton)

I’ll probably go in depth with my reasonings for these later

[saintsonnet]

do you wanna try and describe the feelings you are experiencing that you can talk to no one else about ?

hey whoa at least buy me dinner first

um. no. not at all. i mean. sort of. well

i do, yeah. but i'm not close enough with anyone to talk about them, not anymore. if you're really really curious or smth you can dm me or whatever, send another ask if you want to remain anonymous, and i'll give you a rundown of. everything . hah. but. eh.

i think it mostly just boils down to an attitude of 'i'm not worthy of an actual diagnosis so [real_actual mental health symptoms] have to be me just being selfish and evil (which, yeah, you're right, another real_actual symptom).

it's okay i'm just um. just like jonarchivist. from the archive. sorry. yeah. thanks though.

[rat-on-string]

INSIDE ARCHIVES- magnus archives / inside job fusion oc! this also works as an AU, jonarchivist as reagan of inside job & vice versa

[grimxark]

Based on this . They just like pissing him off specifically

[smirkesfourteen]

also “avatars are from mars, humans are from venus” BITCH you’re human. idc. i don’t. you’re a human person. you’re different from a normal person but are you a different species? different genetics? are you really changed that radically? what you are is human plus

[usherfoundation]

This is a LOVING Jon Thearchivist Sims Blog

[fox-guardian]

[ID: Two versions of the same illustration of Sasha James, Tim Stoker, Jonathan Sims, and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives in the styling of gaming facecams. Sasha is a midsize woman with light brown skin, freckles, and curly black hair pulled back into a messy bun. She is wearing cat-eye glasses, red and black light-up cat ear headphones, and a thick yellow turtleneck sweater. She is sitting in a red and black gaming chair next to a table with a red and yellow lava lamp on it, with a bookshelf in the background. She is leaning back in her chair facing right, laughing with her eyes shut. Her room is lit very warmly with red and yellow from different directions. She has a username at the top of her box, which is “xXSJ_Elite_HaxxorXx”. 

Tim is a slim man with light brown skin and short lilac-colored hair with both sides shaved and a cut in his brow. He is wearing purple and black light up cat ear headphones, a tank top that says “soups and stews” on it in a logo resembling Pepsi, boxers with a red and white heart pattern on them, and white socks. He is sitting in a purple and white gaming chair in front of a vanity with lights on it, and a curtained window and second shelf can be seen in the background. He is facing left, leaning back in his seat with eyes bulging, crying with laughter, holding his stomach with both arms and his knee sticking up. He is motion-blurred. The room is lit in a vibrant pink and blue from right to left. His username is “st0nks”.

Jon is a thin man with brown skin and black and gray hair pulled back into a bun, and a full mustache. He is wearing half-moon glasses with a beaded chain, a black button-down shirt, a large green button-down sweater with a small What The Ghost pin on it, and a headseat with a microphone and a single headphone on it. He is sitting in a plain brown office chair staring directly at the viewer, annoyed, lit only by the red light of his unseen computer screen. The rest of his room is dark, but a bed and a few shelves can be seen behind him. His username is “JonArchivist”. Everything but the username is heavily pixelated similar to a JPEG image, but his eyes are slightly more visible. 

Martin is a fat white man with freckles, bright red hair, and a small goatee. He is wearing round glasses, blue headphones, and a blue t-shirt. He is facing right in a large black office chair, leaning against his hand with a look of fond exasperation, lit only by the white light of his unseen computer screen. The rest of his room is dark but a pale wardrobe can be seen behind him. His username is “markarbar”. Everything but his username is slightly pixelated like a JPEG image.

The second image is identical to the first, but with Tim’s motion blur and Jon and Martin’s pixelations removed, showing them all in clarity. end ID]

s1 crew playing minecraft on sasha’s twitch. jon asked if there’s fall damage in minecraft and did not wait for an answer

[zombiepatch]

fanart of that one guy from encanto keeps jonarchivist-baiting me 😔

[whocarloto]

me, in the middle of the night, to myself:

when was the moment Jonarchivist changed his footwear from Academic (tm) to "I may have to fight other eldtrich gods so I'll need to have more grip" -style?

[actionyak]

in Britain pens are often refered to as biros so I guarantee that, before things got Really bad and jokes left the room for good, if Jonarchivist told the assistant crew he was bi-romantic Tim would be fucking insufferable with the puns

like,

Martin: "Tim, can you lend me a biro?"

Tim: "Do you want me to go get him from his office? :D"

Martin: "... Sasha, could you lend me a biro?

yes they are pronounced differently (bee-ro and by-ro) but do you really think that would stop him?

[folykl]

“I’m not jonarchivist!! I’m not jonarchivist!!” ~ jonathan “vri” sims, 2020

[marsti]

join the bully jonarchivist club today! here at the bully jonarchivist club we believe jon is a nerd and deserves to get punched for being one. jonlikers welcome as long as you also believe the man deserves to get punched for knowing stuff.