#jon snow hot thots

[writingsofwesteros]

Jon coming in the room to see his twin before he leaves for the knight watch, only for her to present herself to him like this, wearing white to reference their bastard surname and to symbolize a wedding dress. She tells him they're meant to be together, making it only fitting fot him to take her maidenhead and marry her soul under the eyes of the old gods. He hesitantly gives into his younger twin's wants and fucks her so good and passionately, his sister drunk on his cock minutes into giving herself over to him. Jon creampies her everytime (believing she'll prevent it from taking root) before reluctantly leaving for castle black that morning, unaware he left his bastard in his unofficial wife twin sister. The next time he gets a letter from his family telling him news of his twin's pregnancy, he panics and begs Benjen to take him back to Winterfell both of them somehow knowing the babe belonged to him 👑💀

ALL OF THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

[isbus]

Making Music Playlists for My Blogs!

Part 1: This Feeling’s Electric

A mix of battle, thotting, and exercise of the ass.

(For My Electrohammer Vanguard, Dave)

Track List (62 Songs)

Oh Ms Believer - Twenty One Pilots

The Wolf - SIAMÉS

Army of One - Coldplay

Your Song - Elton John

Fighter - Jack Stauber’s Micropop

I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) - Fall Out Boy

PHONKY TOWN - PlayaPhonk

Death By Two Trucks - Toby Fox x Lemon Demon

Nightcall - Kavinsky

Hot Mess - Cobra Starship

Guilty Pleasure - Cobra Starship

The Wonder of You - Elvis Presley

Across The Universe - The Beatles

Tease 4 U - Laganja Estranja

Strut - Adam Lambert

For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert

Pop That Lock - Adam Lambert

Counting Sheep - SAFIA

Call Me - Blondie

These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ - Nancy Sinatra

Dripeesha - Todrick Hall

Chitonwalk.Temp - Graham Kartna

I Want You - Savage Garden

Waiting For Love - Avicii

Touch Me - Avicii

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

Radio - Lana Del Rey

Rain Over Me - Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony

Let’s Go - Stuck In The Sound

Season 2 Episode 3 - Glass Animals

Helium - Glass Animals

When The Day Met The Night - Panic! At The Disco

iRobot - Jon Bellion

This Charming Man - The Smiths

Pillow Talk - Jeff Kaale

Honeypie - JAWNY

Boys - Lizzo

Good Time - Ocean Park Standoff

Colours - Grouplove (Captain Cuts Remix)

Pineapple Soda - Hi, I’m Chris

Blue Monday - New Order

Superhero - Simon Curtis

Beat Drop - Simon Curtis

8Bit Heart - Simon Curtis

Pit Of Vipers - Simon Curtis

Sad Machine - Porter Robinson

Snowman - Sia (Covered by Tullio)

Magic City - Gorillaz

Lil Red Riding Hood - Bowling For Soup

Babooshka - Kate Bush

Bubble Pop Electric - Gwen Stefani (Slowed)

Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence

Say So - Doja Cat

Bring On The Dancing Horses - Echo & The Bunnymen

Alone Time - LovelyTheBand

Gravity - Hollywood Undead

Ready Aim Fire - Imagine Dragons

Oblivion - Dirty Palm ft Micah Martin

Books Of War - DOOM & RZA

Good Day - Flash Garments

Song For Denise - Piano Fantasia (Maxi Version)

High - Sivik

[ibuproffie]

wtf WAS this season of got

i just finished watching and like...? i have so many questions? cut for spoilers i guess 

ding dong you are WRONG i’m just going to incoherently ramble because i was like ??? for the whole thing. fyi i’ve read the asoiaf books multiple times so that’s kind of informed a lot of this rant because i just don’t see grrm ending the series like the show ended. 

so since s7, we’ve really seen this whole rush of stuff and the process of dany taking back westeros has been really dialed up to 11 for no goddamn reason. i mean the leaders of dorne were murdered, edmure tully was irrelevant, the tyrells were just all killed off, stannis gang killed off, no mention of varys’s fake targ plan (which personally i was cool with; i don’t love that tbh). which is...part of the thing that makes got...good was the intrigue; the mass of characters and subplots and ambitions etc. and i didn’t rlly say anything because i thought ok, it’s not great but at least we’ll get a really satisfying s8. 

the white walkers? sis WHERE? were they?? WHO were they?? the whole show they’ve been hyped up as the big bad, the catalyst for bringing ice and fire together, so to speak, and then they kill all of them off in one episode? isn’t this the greater evil that the people of westeros must unite behind that they’ve been foreshadowing all FUCKING show?? don’t they put things in perspective?? show the futility of life and the importance of humanity?? like what the hell? (side note: arya killing the night king was cool af but...narrative, but also...WOMEN so i’m torn) and then, i thought, “well maybe they were killed to have more time for intrigue but like...anyone who hasn’t firmly chosen a side is fucking dead” so lol to that my dudes

the dothraki? weren’t they all killed in the fight with the night king? how did they all show up to besiege kings’ landing at just the right moment? how many dothraki are there? i could ask roughly the same question about the unsullied but the dothraki were more egregious so imma just call them out 

danaerys?? ma’am what?? fyi Evil Targ Dany isn’t a dany i would totally hate; the books have foreshadowed that dany has some potential for being a bad guy or at least a worse guy than she was at the beginning. anyone who says there’s no way dany could be a hot steaming yikes hasn’t been paying attention and that’s just the tea...she’s been told her entire life that she’s special because of who her parents were, she’s been extremely popular and successful just by using brute force and not listening, really, to her advisors. it’s always been there; she’s always been a little bit of a gamble. however, what i do have some problems with was that evil dany was just dropped out of fucking nowhere. like, they killed missandei and she just inexplicably torched the city, killed people who were surrendering (which if you remember, the only reason she killed the tarlys was because they WOULDN’T surrender so wtf dany) and started seeing traitors everywhere. if you’re gonna have a character start doing an about-face like that, you’re going to need to foreshadow it a little bit. because it just seemed rlly out of character. this season, all of danaerys’s decisions, which have usually been framed as “brutal but necessary” by the story suddenly became “extremely irrational and a threat to everyone”. for chrissakes, she should be fucking worried about jon eclipsing her in popularity because he has a better claim to the throne and is a man even though she’s done all the work!! it makes sense for her to kill varys because he was trying to murder her (like so many other characters tried!!) legitimizing gendry makes sense-hell, stannis tried to do the same for jon!! these were not totally out-there calls for dany and didn’t really count as evidence of her growing insanity or whatever. in addition, her goal shifted from “i want to reclaim my birthright” to “i want to create a utopia over which i rule indefinitely” which is not a desire that i have ever read from either show!dany or book!dany. she’s simply not naive enough to think she could do something like that. also (and this is kind of a pattern w s8) dany’s arc seemed to suggest that she was trying to be better than her family. the whole crux of her claim is that she’s better than aerys was, that she was learning that the family members she idealized her whole life could be terrible and cruel and that she didn’t want to be like viserys or aerys or even, really, like rhaegar. how many times have we heard this?? to just drop the whole “you-can’t-escape-your-nature” shit on us now is not only really fucking bleak, but bad writing. also jonerys just kept on getting worse and worse; the romanticization of incest on this show was too fucking much and i just couldn’t. why would danaerys, who was trying to escape her nature, desperately want to hook up with her nephew?isn’t there enough of this on got for god’s sake? what happened to her being a new targaryen? what fucking happened? 

jon? i don’t love r + l =j but whatever, fine. may i ask what the point was, ma’am?? may i fucking ask, why bring back jon snow from the dead? wasn’t he the “prince that was promised”? then why in god’s name did he not take a more active role in the fight against the white walkers? if he’s azor azhai reborn, was danaerys his nissa nissa? and what did that sacrifice accomplish in his arc? or is melisandre full of shit all along and it’s just all up to chance? and then what was the point of setting all of that up? you can’t just abandon subplots like this guys; you just can’t. 

bran? had no point, the worst character objectively... WHAT tomfoolery gave tyrion the bright idea to make him the king? isn’t he supposed to be smart good god

braime? excuse me what? FUCKING FORESHADOWED ALL THE GODDAMN WAY THROUGH, WE GET A TENDER A** FUCKING SEX SCENE THAT ISN’T GODDAMN GROSS AND THEN they’re like “nope sike!! see!! jaime can never change!! you thot that was a redemption arc sweaty!! twincest for the win!!” like this isn’t happening in the books and you can’t fucking change my mind, grrm did not set up this arc to disrespect jaime or brienne like this. part of brienne’s arc is going to be realizing that she is desirable and deserving of love. mark my fucking words. this was part ii of this weird “we can’t escape our nature” shit that kept cropping up this season for no reason. and look, i’m not just going off on this because i’m a hardcore braime shipper (sorry not sorry). i’m going off because it literally doesn’t make sense. if you foreshadow a huge character arc that will redeem the character, tease it, and then go in the complete opposite direction, that motivation for the character goes all over the place. at this point in the narrative he had cut his ties w cersei; he realized as tyrion pointed out that they had a toxic relationship and that while he still cared about her to an extent, he had come to the realization of what an intensely horrendous person she was, and it didn’t fucking matter if she was pregnant with his kid because she (unlike him) wasn’t making any sort of strides to be a better person. and then there’s brienne who is possibly the only soul in westeros who believes there’s more “good jaime” than “killing kings and crippling little boys jaime” who is his physical equal as well as his legit friend (like how many friends does jaime really have right) who he’s beginning to have feelings for because of their shared traumatic experiences and similar goals and the writers just...fucking ignored all of that previous buildup. and braime never had to necessarily end happily (see the cersei paragraph); i personally think that one or both of them are going to die in the books, but it really was a gigantic slap in the face as well as to book canon “throw this in the fire” anyone?? 

and cersei? don’t get me wrong; i’ve wanted her dead for so long but come the fuck on and remember the goddamn valonqar prophecy. that’s ignoring a huge part of her motivation for being so “evil”. because she knows her doom is coming and is doing her best to prevent it. jesus fucking christ. jaime was supposed to kill her (and maybe die in the process but ya know) because i personally think tyrion’s done enough kinslaying. to have her die in that way was both anti-climactic and ignoring the narrative again. they just shouldn’t have included the prophecy if they were going to butcher it like this jajkjfalk

[writingsofwesteros]

Robb and Jon have a brotherly relationship but it often turns into them fucking. Jon usually takes control, but Robb gets him sometimes. They don't see anything wrong with it and have used each other for years to help relieve frustrations. You can't father a bastard if all your cum is being fucked into a man, right? Not in this case. It started with them wondering what it would feel like to feel another's hand stroking their cock, so Robb proposed they help each other out. He quickly grabbed Jon's dick and started stroking it, playing with the head and applying pressure in all the areas he loves when he does it to his own cock. Robb watches intently as his brother moans and bucks into his hand, panting for him to stop before Jon came all over him. His eyes twinkle and he smirks, pumping his bastard brother's giant cock faster and almost choking it with his tight grip. Jon gasps and tries to tug on Robb's wrist, but ends up just holding it as cum suddenly shoots out of his cock.

Jon feels like his conscious has left his body and his cock begins to swell up again when he looks down on his brother's face covered in his own seed. Robb starts to move his hand down to jerk off his own cock, but Jon stops him and flips them over. He pins Robb to the bed, spreading him open missionary style and settling his body between his brother's legs. Jon is panting as he struggles to restrain himself, running his hands down Robb's abs and massaging at his hip bones. He slowly runs his hand over the spare red hairs that make up Robb's happy trail before hesitantly wrapping his big hand around his brother's dick. Robb's tip is already leaking precum from getting creamed on and servicing such a big dick, making Jon chuckle a bit as he runs a finger over the slit to collect it. He spreads Robb's precum all over his cock with his hand before harshly dragging it up and down. Robb doesn't take long to start whining, making Jon get harder and come up with an idea. Jon pumps his cock a few times, collecting the leftover cum to add some moisture before he lets his dick touch his brother's. Robb watches in confused awe as Jon holds their cocks with one hand and starts jerking them off together. Their hips start moving as their dicks rub together in Jon's big calloused hands and Robb chuckles that it's kinda like they're a man and woman fucking.

From then on they did stuff like that more often. They learned to give great handjobs before they moved one to actually taking dick in their mouth, Jon practically being a natural. He had less of a gag reflex than Robb and could slobber all over his brother's dick for hours without too much of a sore throat later. Jon would take pleasure in the way Robb seemed to get more excited when he offers to suck him off, agreeing no matter the situation. Robb would pet his brother's head as he bobs his head up and down his cock, going absolutely feral when Jon looks up at him and he can see his beautiful eyes with those thick ass lashes. Jon knows if he wants to tease Robb or make him cum fast, he just needs to make eye contact.

It's the same for when they move on to actually fucking, Jon often giving head as the most sub thing he does on a consistent basis. Jon rarely bottoms, so if he is getting bored of letting Robb go at him he'll look back or up at him and give him the prettiest flutter of his lashes. They love wrestling over who's bottoming or doing what and making bets as they practice swords. One time they dare the loser of their match to agree to whatever the winner wants, Robb working harder than before to ensure his own victory and being rewarded later. He tells Jon he'll come up with something, knowing well before the bet was placed that he wanted to claim his dick as he slept, something they haven't done befoee. While Catelyn sneaks into Jon's room to enjoy herself on his cock, she is shocked to find Robb already there bouncing away 👑💀

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