#jon arbuckle for sexy man

[arbuckle4sexyman]

New Jon… thoughts?

[i-love-jon-arbuckle]

if by animal, you mean sexy animal, then yes! So true bestie!!!!!

Another New Year, another year with that animal Jon Arbuckle loose among us

[clarinettispaghetti]

Jon Arbuckle is soo babygirl he should become a tumblr sexy man I think

[vixensillybonez]

PLEAAAAASE1!1!1!1!

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

nominate Jon arbuckle for tumblr sexymen

I’m asexual but I just think that he should be nominated

[zillion-ronald-manus]

is john arbuckle a twink?

“Twink is gay slang for a young man in his late teens to early twenties whose traits may include: general physical attractiveness; little to no body or facial hair; a slim to average build; and a youthful appearance that belies an older chronological age.“ - Wikipedia

I’m not attracted to men, so I’m no authority on this, but wikipedia’s laid out some clear criteria. let’s see if he meets them.

AGE REQUIREMENT : late teens to early twenties

“Jon's birthday is July 28, as Jon told Garfield that he was 29 years old (he would have been 30 but he was sick a year) in a December 23, 1980 strip.[4] However, in the episode "T3000" of The Garfield Show, he is described as 22.“

“Jon Arbuckle is the owner of Garfield and Odie. He is also a lonely cartoonist and a 34 year old virgin.“ -ChewWiki, which is of dubious factual quality, but interesting nonetheless.

So depending on your headcanon, he meets or doesn’t meet the age requirement, but let’s assume he does and go onto the other possible traits:

GENERAL PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS:

I hope you don’t think Jon Arbuckle is sexy. Moving on...

LITTLE TO NO BODY OR FACIAL HAIR:

Jon Arbuckle in his ordinary form has no facial hair, and from this strip we can see he also does not have any (visible) body or leg hair, so I would assume he fits this bill as well.

A SLIM TO AVERAGE BUILD:

As shown in the strip above, arbuckle is not buff or fat, although his belly does have some chublines. I’d say he passes as average while clothed, but if you were to undress him I can’t say anything with absolute certainty.

A YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE THAT BELIES AN OLDER CHRONOLOGICAL AGE:

while it may be because of the artstyle, he doesn’t have any visible signs of aging. This could also be because he’s 30 (or 22) but I believe that’s nothing too crazy. HE definitely does not look or act like a teen though.

Although, with my experience on tumblr.com, I would say that he definitely does not act like a twink.

In Conclusion:

Jon Arbuckle is not gay. He has been shown to be heteroromantic (and probably heterosexual, although we all know he’s an incel) in all of his love prospects. This means that he cannot truly be a twink as he does not have the twink mindset. However, in most physical levels, he is definitely twink-passing. The only question is, do you find Jon Arbuckle sexually attractive?

[arbuckle4sexyman]

Tall Jon today :)

Love of my life tbh

[arbuckle4sexyman]

Jon Arbuckle for sexy man

[arbuckle4sexyman]

[arbuckle4sexyman]

Sorry I haven’t posted in forever! I promise I’m not tired of him (how could I? 😍) just busy!

[arbuckle4sexyman]

Love him 😍😍☺️☺️🫶🫶