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corellonsblessing · 11 months

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A BLACK OUT/SLAM POEM based on the teletubbies (tv) tag on ao3

TRIGGER WARNING_MILK.

stray dogs literature clubs, the school for good and evil. ink sans angel—stranger things

horror sans guy—don’t hug me i’m scared. don’t hug me i’m scared, (don’t hug me i’m scared.)

free form plot twists. tragedy/comedy. alternate universe—high school. alternate universe—music.

the chaos unfolds each day, pristine, centuries ago, fight the many.

post divorce, living together, implied drug use, alcoholism. snippets from the end of the show, renunion, although it takes place a couple years before. we were the stars (but space was a void) by ponfarrpussyqueen.

corporate clash, bug, duck, the guardian pest, the prince, macarena, kissing, crack, as a joke, boys kissing, regret everything

underage julius caesar, emo napoleon, mating bond, tentacle dick, magic healing cock, holy water, holy roman empire, kissing in the rain, the battle of waterloo, a true story.

crossover, insanehappymealgiver, original character, original, simulator, mentioned, i’m at my limit, intentionally bad, wearing the other character’s skin, start praying because this sure ain’t holy, my dad went to get the milk because of this, sent to the void, put me in a coffin, rancid hope’s peak

we greet you with good luck and prosperity.

we love gay anal and lesbian smut and we hope you do too.

diminishing flame, not for kids, you’ll cry so hard you won’t have eyes, not sorry, commit a clarity, vaporized, freeform, sewer rat

2020 presidential election, spit as lube.

chaos bear, crack, crack, crack, has religious trauma, gay, gay, lesbian, lesbian sex, orgy, moist naked bodies rainbow is jesus, sex during tornado, this is NOT. finished.

there she was, in a new world. guess she’ll play the cards she’s dealt.

jesus confessed, sin shock, tears streaming down her face. “i fucked your sister.” crack. treated seriously, why did i write this. gay best friend—i can see that (i’m safe here.)

why did i write this!

crack. treated seriously.

slowly losing our sanity, we die.

crack, treated seriously. the moon of hope and the sun of despair LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOO.

crack, treated seriously, blue balls, orphan account

his little purse. what was once an inside joke is now taken seriously. crack. crack. fluff and crack. angst and crack. i am a man of my word, and i speak for the people.

a million other projects to complete

crack, crack, i dont know what’s going on, we’re idiots so we made this

it starts out all nice then it all goes downhill

satan, crack, this is a joke, please help me, please don’t hate me, i’m so sorry, i cannot think of anything else, please don’t read this. but. do, the author regrets nothing, the author regrets everything, why do i still exist? (discontinued, at least until further notice.) by even moderner prometheus

forbidden love, dead dove:do not eat.

so small in the midst of it all. rolling with the weird and unusual, traumatized teens to comfort, and an important decision to make

i came up with this, i will go down with this

i can’t believe i write this, why did i write this, i wrote this while listening to mother mother, sleep deprived, wrote this instead of sleeping, the guardian witnessed sex and is now scarred, touching, addiction, slut shaming

insufferable with apologies to all my followers, hell (literal), sewage

i got problems, so fucking random, pulled out of my ass, hard to explain, hard to word, each chapter will be posted, find me on wattpad,

near death experiences, major illness, declarations of love, love confessions, eating, marking, delay/denial, knotting, marking, mating bites, overstimulation, based on taylor swift songs, missing spleen

help me pleease, im scared, why did i write this?, just this really chill person who wants to take over the world, humanized teletubbies, my friend and i wrote this over the summer

you better not forgive me for this, im serious, vaginal fingering, a hushed voice, the contact making her shiver.

may your heart stay strong. torture, vomiting, blood and gore, self-indulgent, touch starved guardian, all characters are adults, electricity, suicidal thoughts, medical inaccuracies,

and yet… you lie again. i like noo-noo i hope he explodes, don’t show up

crack. i am so sorry. not in detail but it could’ve been so count your blessings

gods this can’t end well, good parent, to two children, bad parent, to the other one

IM SO SRRY BUT THIS WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, HAHA SUFFER,

attempt at humor, death, gore, i don’t even know, i’m so sorry, you have been warned, i posted this for my brother’s birthday

plague, companionship, through the fields we ran

it quickly turns into anti-demon propaganda

a play in one act, post-war, no sex, no killing

the prize of reading this is to meet god

help my poor soul this is a disgrace but it was my first fic so i refuse to orphan it, and the teletubbies followed

help, i was forced to write this and i’m sorry, i don’t even know what to call this monster, the southern pansy, aziphrale, the prince of hell, and the archangel gabriel

angst, satire, this is not serious, it’s meant to be funny

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IT WAS WRITTEN BY THREE HIGH THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS.

this is what you’ve been waiting for and hoping would never come

hearing voices, broken bones, emotional manipulation,

live, work, play, a simple life, protected, until a stranger comes.

i can’t give you a summary of the plot. that would ruin the story.

the eternal rioting continues as it always will (part one)

the eternal rioting continues as it always will (part seventeen.)

let me know if i forgot to tag anything!!

blame the painkillers. i blame the painkillers.

#so when i was a kid i once made fun of this person i met irl bc he would post like. all the gay tags n i thoufht it wasnt cool #like gay twink n like all of those things #just an endless paragraph of labels #i couldnt imagine posting that or wanting to be seen like that #i couldnt imagine wanting to be seen at all #i didnt say it to his face i just called it cringe to a friend and they rightfully called me out on it #why is that so funny to you? that he wants to be known? that he wants to reach out to his community?#i woke up one morning and saw that he had imed me in the middle of the night #i imed him back n didnt get a response n thought nothing of it #i wish i had been up that night #i wouldnt have been able to do anything #but every time we post something every time we tag something #we are looking fir connection #this is not the void #you are not screaming i to the void #people we see you #and i hope they hear you #bc what you have to say can be beautiful. even when its a joke #this is a joke. but it is also real to me #every one of these tags and titles is real #and a real person wrote them #they sat down and did that #n they wanted u to see them #everyone wants to be seen #and smiled at. n liked #and i hope someone likes you. i hope someone likes you enough to be awake at 3am #n i hope you like yourself enough to keep posting and tagging and trying so hard to be noticed #bc there is beauty in everything #even and especially you #where are those high thirteen year olds now

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cryptidofthekeys · 2 years

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Team Hell No graduating from Anger Management gfkdjgfdls cute

Dr. Marion Shelby ...i didnt know he legit had a full name hgjkfljgfdls new doctor lore oooh

...okay listen I KNOW its supposed to be one of them graduate dresses but fucking hell, Kane n Daniel look kiiiiinda cult-ish rn and the fire background does NOT help matters hjkghlfjfkgdls;

i can imagine THN running something like the MoD but it’d be less scary evil and more so just a nuisance jkgflkfgld mostly bc Kane n Daniel couldnt fucking agree on shit as leaders and I KNOW they couldnt, it’s be insufferable to even be in a faction but i imagine despite being EXTREMELY dysfunctional... Somehow if they had something like the MoD it would still be destructive and a dominant force ngl, they’d find a way

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Dr. Shelby: “Kane, when we first started, you were a maniacal mask wearing monster who preferred hurting over hugging” ...hes fucking smiling at that bc he knows damn well he STILL prefers hurting over hugging- only one he wont necessarily hurt now is Daniel p much-

SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING CROWD SAYING ‘SET HIM ON FIRE’ BKGJFLKJGFD N O!!! HE WOULD N E VE R DO THAT TO DR. SHELBY ... well, in the Team Hell No era anyway- uhh but now listen, if Dr. Shelby was around when Unmasked Kane was kickin ....there’d be problems ...and y’all holy shit now im thinking about Dr. Shelby being around then-

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Shelbs: “Daniel, when we first started, you were a tightly wound little man child” GOD D A M N- you fuckin killed him dude hjgkfljgfd c h i l l ...but also he do uh kinda be deservin that for some of the shit he did ngl- “And you would snap at anyone who said anything about your goat face, or about the fact that your beard looks like a hotel for rats” ...Dr. Shelby can be fucking savage sometimes j f c- like stop man you ALREADY killed him in the first half

Kane just looking also kinda offended like okay man,, dont talk about him that way- only I can do that,, him whispering in Daniel’s ear and getting him to calm down was sweet tho

“But look at you now, calm, peaceful, and ready to graduate”

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vjkgfdl god dammit now their arguing over who should be the valedictorian- they want to pick each other SO badly but its better than the other fights,, “I’m pretty sure Kane would like to talk about his feelings” ...I can imagine bc the first time he came around to the anger management it was just ok *traumadumps* ... lmao he gon traumadump again like since Daniel said so JGKHLFKHJGFKLD-

“Daniel has never had a problem shutting his mouth in the past, why stop now?” ... o h- oh no,, come on now- p l E A SE JUST,, GET ALONG- YOU’VE BEEN DOING SO GOOD DAMMIT-

Dr. Shelby: What if everyone everywhere hugged at the same time?

Daniel, suddenly hopeful ...and probs only for mischievous reasons: Everyone...?!

lmao jokes on them bitch,, i aint got nobody to hug, i am alone- ...I can virtual hug but thats not the same

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Kane and Daniel trying to get e v e r y o n e to hug jkfdlfkgjd they really do be wantin everyone to hug tho

#Chase watches old wrestlin #im hella thinking about Shelbs in the Unmasked Kane timeline tho

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