#joker out's escapades in london

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1. Love the chart. 10 points and a parrot sticker for you

2. May I suggest, Bojan and Kris share at first but then Kris had enough of the dick quest so he moves in with Jure? Kris and Jure are surprisingly compatible as roommates. Kris only calls in cat whisperer extraordinaire Jan when Jure is sprawled all over the shared bed and hugging Kris like an octopus, not letting him get out of bed.

Yes, sounds good!

As for the others, believe it or not, I have another chart, this time called, "how would they be as roommates, on a scale of 1 to 10?"

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hc + constellations ( or stars themselves in general ) !

Joker Headcanons! || Accepting. || @qenovian

ACES. Oh man, Joker loves the stars and constellations. He could never see them whilst in the East End ( pollution for starters, not to mention lights and London being foggy 99.9% of the time anyway ), but he did hear about them, and he did read about them, once. On his first night in the workhouse, actually, he snuck out and stargazed by himself, and scribbled down as many pictures he could find, and showed them to the rest of his family the next day ! ! These regularly scheduled sneak-outs happened on a weekly basis or so, and stopped when he went full-time to Kelvin’s manor with the rest of the circus ( but he could see them from his window, which was fine ). It’s one of his favourite parts of being in a traveling circus, actually- being able to see the sky and be away from bustling cities like that. Sometimes the circus still has those little stargazing escapades, though they’re definitely more rare than before.

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Joker House headcanons part 3 (?)

Do they all have separate rooms, or who shares with whom? Does a couple try out what living together will actually be like outside of sharing hotel rooms?

They wouldn't want to splurge on five bedrooms, so for sure they share, right? If you are so inclined you probably think Jance are sharing? So I guess the main question here is, do Kris and Bojan share a room? Are they enemies or are they lovers? Well, based on current events I have prepared you a helpful flowchart:

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Joke Out siskonpeti let's go!

But now we need to figure out the order 🤔 in my experience, there are a few factors when it the best spot is such as how cold the floor is, where the heat source is located, if someone snores or goes to the bathroom a lot and if you are comfortable with cuddles.

Oh no, there are so many variables in this and my chart-making abilities are limited!

So, this is based exclusively on vibes and first instinct (unlike the previous charts which were the result of careful math and are accurate science and were absolutely not pulled out of my ass in five minutes)!

Here is my artistic rendering of JO's siskonpeti floor plan:

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Secretly I want all 5 to share a room with one giant bed, cuddle pile every night

In Finnish we have this saying "siskonpeti" where you sleep on mattresses on the floor all next to each other and yeah, that's what they have case closed

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headcanons? 👀

This is from a new plotbunny that's... more of a hare wdym it's already 4.5k help but my headcanon is that Kris is the one to take care of the laundry while Jan and Bojan both will be taken off the time-sensitive chores roster 😂

Accepted! Nace mostly brings in the gorceries, since even though the others are very good at accomodating of his special diet, he still prefers to buy his own food. Kris is definitely on laundry duty since those two flakes with their heads in the clowds cannot be trusted.

And oooooohhhh love your The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog level plot hares yes yes 👀