#joker gif you wouldnt get it

[haahka]

late tagged (💖!!!) by @vegasandhishedgehog for

10 BL People That I Want Carnally

not gonna list 10 bc if i did, i couldnt stop there, so these are just some extremely top tier entries from the few shows ive seen. here, a curated list is better than an endless list of "yeah would."

ok yes, im basic, so here's Phayu (Love in the Air). our grandmas had their harlequin novels, we have LITA and this guy who sweeps you off your feet despite your best efforts to resist. boss and his ponytail look were only the cherry on top (<- me when i lie).

woops, another pursuer, Jang Jaeyong (Semantic Error). do i really need to explain myself. see above but make it larger and sillier. make my walls crumble baby, the college bf i never had-

i think theres a type to be recognised here... Mahasamut (Love Sea) is another one of these, despite the dual power dynamics. sweet but nasty and brash, and you can count me as gone every time this man takes off his shirt, the plush,,,,, he can do the barking bc he seems to like it, but oh boy this is the one i go absolutely no-holds-barred crazy for, bitey bitey bite bite bite-

predictable? predictable. Gram (Not Me) is tall, kind, lovesick, has big hands (still thinking of genes hand on his, why does it do things to me this is so lame), great smile, softboy, did i say tall, and im so sorry the gramblack storyline got written off, but babe you look so good holding a molotov, wanna slam you against a wall to thank you for your service,

...and the (still predictable) 180°: Vegas (Kinnporsche). What a BITCH, what a smug schemer, what wouldnt i give for a scrap of his undivided attention, what can i say, hes the danger that allures, *dreamy sigh*, looking for something? YEAH THAT DICK-

a late addition: i didnt know war wanarat existed before jack & joker but woah, joke, thats a little guy i also wanna throw against a bar counter, no matter which disguise hes in... also where does jack get his patience and resistance from bc this competent little shit is truly something else, i need to fight him and lose and then fuck him about it-

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[1eos]

omg more akechi haters thank god 🕺🏿💓🫂 the worst part about him is how mandatory he is in/out of canon. his confidant is automatic so you have to go along with everything he does while he tells you the most obvious lies and gives you the bare minimum for multiple in-game months. and despite being implemented so poorly people just eat him up and then have the NERVE to call ryuji annoying. while their shitty fav has a beiber hair cut and wears argyle sweater vests where's the justice 😔

MENTION IT ALLLLLLLLLL. omg it really is giving like. even lower rent justin bieber. but his vanilla link was really so fucking stupid. he'd be like 'hey. buddy. fancy seeing you here in the place you fucking live' and joker will be like 'um. what do you want' then akechi will leave talking about how close he feels to us. sir.............i do not know you!!!! again i think they wanted to emulate adachi's link in p4g which was actually really interesting bc you kinda had to go against what a moral person would say to get max affection which felt right. but you really just grunt at akechi and advance his tepid s-link

MEANWHILE with ryuji you help him find a place in shujin after being so unfairly ousted and he learns to forgive and is overall earnest and kind and protective and headstrong and still hurting over being treated like shit just bc his father was a cunt and he has the most organic friendship w the protagonist and persona 5 wouldnt be the same without him *i am dragged off stage*

[smolcuriouskitten]

"You interrupted my sleep." Rockelle rolls her eyes, looking up at him through her lashes, not in the cutesy way though. Its a look best described as 'fuck you.' She wouldnt even be effected by the tits comment as it gets her big bucks regardless. "Uh huh, my tune is usually a range, hard to have just one. Giggling? You think I laugh because you are a comedian or because I pity you?" She asked with a raised brow, scrunching her nose.

Then she makes a soft hm sound, looking at him up and down. "I consider joker to be a good term but I suppose I can be the queen if you are the jester."

"Theres nothing to see IN the underwear, so believe me, I am not missing out. Whatttt? Me, mad that you managed to get a joke off while I was half asleep? Too bad you cant make me laugh fully conscious." Rockelle sticks her tongue out at him.

[1-800-c0sm1c]

꒰bad dracula !꒱

sumire is breaking the bias of vampires, one attractive fluffy haired boy at a time.

character x character ship

includes sumire & joker !

warnings : slight spoilers for p5r (kasumi // sumire) , might be a lil ooc (?)

word count : 1917

a/n : happy halloween ! ive been really busy this week so this is a bit rushed but i really wanted to get something out for spooky season !! definitely not my best work as i havent written char x char in a hot minute but i hope you still enjoy

the month of october is supposed to be the most important to those like sumire. but truthfully, shed rather it just didnt exist entirely. the holiday season was hardly a celebration, and the young vampire found herself leaving the castle much more often than usual.

it started out as just a distraction, albeit a bad one. staring longingly at the civilians below her, living her ideal life always filled with a sense of envy. it was unfair. why was she unable to be normal? 

she had begun to memorize the silhouettes of the people who would unsuspectingly walk past the mountain her family estate looked out from. however, one boy in particular would always catch her eye. shed only caught a few glances of his face, but that was more than enough to prove that she wanted to get closer to him, and not just his backside.

maybe october wasnt all bad, at the very least sumire was able to blend in with those around her, just as long as her mouth was covered. but not being able to talk would make her seem rude, wouldnt it? that meant approaching the handsome stranger was out of the question, especially because every solution she could come up with was a dead end. this hadnt been the first time shed try to forcibly remove her sharp fangs, and she felt like a bit of an idiot for even attempting again.

one night while walking through town, she came face to face with the stranger, literally. without looking where she was going, she bumped into his taller frame, being launched backwards onto the ground. you know, when she was pondering whether or not she should come talk to him tonight, this wasnt what she had in mind. “oh, my bad! are you okay?” sumire is brought back to reality and realizes that woah, he is very close to her face and is criminally attractive. she almost entirely forgets the one rule she had set for herself, not to speak to anyone, and grabs his extended hand with the most awkward head nod possible. 

“make sure you watch where youre going from now on, some people arent as nice when you bump into them.” he laughs, and there must be literal hearts in the young vampires eyes right now. she covers her mouth, muttering a small “youre right, ill be more careful.” before hes slowly getting closer again. “are you sure youre alright? is your mouth bleeding?” at this point, sumires nerves are on fire, and if this continues hes going to mistake the blush on her face for her running a fever. 

“uhm, yeah im totally fine!” the handsome stranger doesnt seem convinced. “i dont think ive ever seen you around before, but then again im not really from here. im ren by the way, a second year.” sumire is about ready to hit herself over how easy it was to actually get to start a conversation with him, but the fact that she cant be normal is enough of a reason for her to lock herself in the castle for another 100 years. 

“im uhm… sumire. sumire yoshizawa.” he laughed again, something sumires not sure her heart will ever get used to. “yeah, i know. this is yours by the way.” he holds out the id that fell out of her pocket when they bumped into each other. he looks at it once more before handing it to her. “didnt realize you were older than me, my apologies.” shes correcting him before she even realizes what shes doing. “oh! uhm, its actually a fake. im only a first year.” yeah, that sounded believable enough right? what difference is there really between being 15 and 1500? “is that so?  well you surely fooled me, i guess it works.” she scoffs. “oh please, i clearly look way younger than you!”

sumires guard is down, and ren manages a glimpse at what she was so desperately trying to hide in her mouth. “hey thats pretty cool! getting your halloween costume ready?” her heart sinks, but only slightly. how could she be so stupid? of course people wont question it during the holiday season. “well now that you mention it, yeah! pretty realistic right?” “definitely! hey, if youre free, you should come to my friends halloween party!” a party? nobodys ever invited sumire to one of those before. she hasnt even had someone to call a friend before. she cant help herself but excitedly say yes.

they quickly exchange numbers, ren sending both the address and time, before they go their separate ways. those around sumire dont miss her overwhelming excitement for the next week and a half.

its the day before rens friend, ryujis party. hes asked to meet with her before the party so they can arrive together, and sumires heart is on fire. they meet on the hill in front of her familys castle, and calling ren intimidated was an understatement. 

it was a silly idea really, he knew hed never be able to top how realistic sumires costume was, but he thought itd be fun to try anyways. he was not expecting sumire to appear in an extravagant dress, (hopefully) fake blood, and those same perfect fangs. “you really went all out, huh?” she nods. “oh, but dont worry, the red thing is just ketchup!” he smiles. “yeah i figured. whyd you choose a vampire?” 

sumire was afraid hed ask that question. especially since she didnt have a believable enough answer. “...well, my mom calls me a bad dracula. she tells me to be scarier, but im a bit different!” “i think its clever to take a popular costume and make it different!” oh cool, hes clueless. that surely isnt going to get her anywhere.

the walk to ryujis is horribly awkward, for reasons sumire cant quite put her finger on. shes searching for anything to talk about that hopefully wont scare ren away. “you know, ive never been to party before, but i just wanna have fun dancing! especially under the moon like this.” “well dont be scared, some of my friends are a bit much, but i promise that theyre nice people. and im sure youll crush it on the dance floor, youre already dancing in my heart, after all.” there he goes again with that dreamy smile, the one sumire struggles to find the right words around.

her face reddens, and she finds herself hiding herself in his chest. if she werent undead, sumire swears that ren would be the death of her. he wraps his arms around her, along with his long black coat. “you know, its not necessarily easy to walk with you on me like this, not that im complaining or anything.”

in typical ryuji fashion, his party is a tad bit boring, and further proves you cant leave him in charge of anything. after about two hours straight of dancing, ren had decided to ditch the party, in favor of watching the moon. sumire found him on top of the same hill he had met up with her at. “it looks a little bit like youre stalking me.” “thats bold coming from you, since this is basically right in front of my house.” “i guess you got me there. what do your parents do to be able to afford a creepy place like this, anyways?” “well ive already told you dummy. were vampires.” ren laughs. “its almost as amusing as it was the first time. no, but seriously, are they like, in the mafia or something?” sumire shakes her head. “dont you think even if they were i probably wouldnt tell you?”

ren rolls his eyes light heartedly. “fine then, keep your secrets.” she goes to sit down next to ren on the grass.“its not my fault if you dont believe me. i really shouldnt have even been down in the city that one night we bumped into each other anyways.” sumire shrugs. “and why is that? were you grounded or something up in the big spooky tower?” “i mean sort of. my dad always tells me to be colder to humans, but then ill get a stomachache.” she lays her head on rens shoulder.

“.... if youre really a vampire, why havent you bitten me yet?” sumire sighs. “how many times do i have to tell you? im a bad dracula for a reason! i wont ever hurt you, im a vegetarian after all.” her breath on his neck should have been the warning to run, but he found himself believing her words. “its just a little hard to believe, you know? does that mean other supernatural beings exist?” ren got over his doubts and fears surprising quick, and sumire couldnt help but smile at the way his face lit up.

“i can neither confirm nor deny that. but see? isnt it so much better when you ignore the backend talk thats reflected by the moon?” she pouts. “everybody always paints us out to be so bad. i mean sure, some of us are, but then it makes it just that much harder for vampires like me. like, why do i have to wait until cold october nights every year just to go out? fake id and everything?” ren grabs her hand. “well i guess ive just never really thought about it before. especially since i didnt even know you were being for real until about 2 minutes ago.”

“you can feel my fangs if you want to, for you know, more proof.” she blushes at her own words. did she really just say that? ren nods. sumire moves from laying her head on his shoulder to sitting on rens lap, facing him. his touch is gentle, not like hes afraid of her, but more so that he worries any more pressure and shell break like glass. nobodys ever treated sumire like that before, like she was something that needed to be protected.

 his hand rests on her cheek, thumb on her bottom lip. she slowly opens her mouth, attempting to put her fangs on full display. “be careful, theyre sharp.” she mutters. ren mouths an “okay”, before he places his thumb on one of the teeth. he strokes his thumb over it with stars practically in his eyes. “so cool!” he whispers, like anything louder would ruin the moment. sumires face reddens. ren rests his hand on her thigh.

“so.. hypothetically speaking, if you were to bite someone, does the blood go through the fangs like a straw and straight into your body? or do you still have to like… suck it yourself?” sumire blinks slowly. “that sure is… a first. no, theyre not straws…” ren snaps his fingers, a confident smirk on his face. “damn, looks like futaba owes me 20 dollars.” “did you seriously make a bet on that?” she giggles. “well duh, it was the only logical way to solve it.” sumire glares at him playfully. “okay, okay! my bad, dont bite me!”

she gasps, “i would never!” he pats her head. “i know, i know. im just messing with you.” sumire lets out a “hmph!” sound, turning her head away. “oh come on, dont be like that, im sorry.” he gently kisses her cheek, and as soon as its happened its over. ren cant help but smile at how quickly she whips her head back around, face bright red. he was about to apologize until sumire places a soft kiss on his lips.

“there… now were even.”

grrr why are endings so hard :sob: anyways fic is inspired by bad dracula by red velvet teehee im so tired ^^;;

[wangtaeil]

hello! bee here to spread some love to some of my favourite people on this hellsite. without these people, i wouldnt continue to be here and i want to thank all of you for giving me back my confidence in gif making and just for being wonderful friends. i just wanted to say a few words to each of you so this is going under a read more ooOOoo exciting~

@sooncheolie belle, we have been friends for a few years now and i just wanna say thank you for always being around for a fun chat. thank you for always tagging me in wonhao (fuck knows there isnt much of it!) and i am so happy to have you in my life 💚

@mauloveskpop i still remember the first interaction we had. i’d mentioned how much i love sober by bigbang and you went and made me a gifset. it was the nicest thing and i instantly knew we were gonna be friends. you’re such a wonderful person and watching you develop your gif skills has been inspiring. please dont ever stop mau 💚

@1oonar anna, my anna... you are a funky little gay and having you in my life is like riding a rollercoaster. no two days are the same and honestly i wanna just squish your cheeks. you’re one of a very exclusive handful of people that know my real name cos you special. i love waking up to messages from you about your various adventures and all the taeil stuff you find. you have my address, get in your car and drive here 💚

@whiteconfession laura... we havent known each other very long but the time we have known each other has been so much fun. we have a lot of the same views on things so talking to you is always hilarious. i’m so proud of you for getting into the school you wanted and i wish you every success for the future 💚

@omg-gyu you are one of the sweetest and kindest people i have ever met. i hope life always treats you well 💚

@doorootu your love for nu’est is so wonderful to witness. i dont need any other nu’est blog in my life, anything i need to know, you have posted before i can even ask. you’re so wonderful, never change 💚

@visualsan where do i begin with you... without you and your sister, i wouldnt be where i am today. you two started this and i am forever grateful. not to be extra or anything, but becoming friends with you like... uh... changed my life... you only ever deserve the very best in life and i am always going to be supporting you 💚

@smol-joong like i said to bea, you are the reason i’m still here. all it took was one reblog from you saying people should follow me and now i am in the position where i can make posts like this. i am forever grateful to you and i wish you nothing but happiness 💚

@taeilrmoon we dont know each other that well but you never fail to make me laugh. and we’re both taeil stans so we have to stick together for our man. keep being you because you are awesome 💚

@prettyseonghwa yasmin... if i wasnt atheist and believed in heaven and angels i would say you are an actual angel. you’re so bright and caring and so mature and it is an absolute pleasure being friends with you. the world has big things planned for you, i can feel it 💚

@softmingis talking to you is always such fun. we have a lot of common and i love your attitude. you are a great friend to the people i see you interacting with and i admire that. i hope you continue to create because everything you do is amazing 💚

@missminji my impractical jokers buddy! who knew that through ateez i would find another ij fan? you’re so much fun and i love seeing you on my dash 💚

@yeosangkang you are such an understand person. you have no idea how nervous and embarrassed i was to send you that ask about my phobia but you were so kind and put my mind at ease so quickly. you’re amazing, never change 💚

@honeyjoongie you’re not here to see this but you are wonderful and i know you’re gonna kick those exams asses into another dimension 💚

@softforyunho diana you’re just so lovely. yunho is your bias because you’re as lovely as he is. we dont know each other that well but i hope we will one day 💚

@yunhos-gf we havent really interacted much but we will one day i hope. you’re a wonderful person and deserve all the love in the world 💚

@chwejongho head of the jongho appreciation society. we dont know each other much but honestly you are the wildest person i know. you funky little gay you 💚

@jaehyunay your sense of humour is amazing. your edits are so good and i hope you carry on for a long long time! 💚

@meinyunho you are another person i dont know too well but want to be friends with. keep on being yourself, you’re doing amazing 💚

@wooyuong when you followed me i legit fangirled for a moment because you’re the inna. everyone knows you and for some reason you were following me. wow. i hope we can interact more some day 💚

@dearmingi we havent known each other for very long but i have enjoyed our interactions and hope we can have many more in the future 💚

@soulofatiny we havent been mutuals for very long, i hope we can become friends 💚

@parkseonghwa the famous joo, wow, it was like a celeb started following me or something. i hope we can interact lots 💚

[bolontiku]

*not my image*

A Joker A/U

‘Done’

Summary: after a fight one night at the club with Joker you decide you are done.

***

The club music pumped so loudly you could feel the bass reverberate through you. Still you loved it, loved coming in with J and dealing with business or just losing yourself on the dance floor.

Having had enough of bodies pressing up against yours and the heat generated by so many you made your way to the VIP section where J was conducting business.

Frost looked over at you as you walked up. “Miss? He’s a little busy right now,” he offered as you came to a stop next to him.

You smiled and fixed his tie, “its okay Frosty, I need to cool off. I wont make a peep.” you eased past him into the VIP room. Joker looked up at you, a growl on his lips. You saw him glare at Frost who offered an apologetic smile.

You frowned but still moved till you were sitting next to him. You noticed the man he was talking to flicked his eye over you appreciatively even though he had a woman on his arm.

You didnt listen to what was being said instead focusing on stretching your legs and letting the cool air refresh you.

“-so you think we could switch for a night?” caught your attention.

Joker raised an eyebrow as you swung your legs onto the floor. “Weeellll,” he purred.

“I know you been eyeing her Joker, if you want her you can have her.” the man took the girls hand and handed her over to him. She giggled and you felt the heat rise in your face as the man licked his lips staring at you.

Standing you glared at J who blew you a kiss. “Dammit J! I am not some piece of furniture you can trade for your business!”

“Ooohhh, now doll dont be upset, lets hear the man out.” Joker cooed locking his hand around your wrist.

You pulled on your hand trying to free yourself from him as the slut touched J. It was on.

“Dont touch my J!” you yelled launching yourself at her. Your fist conected with the right side of her face. For a second you could see how contorted her face was and you smirked as she flew to the floor.

Joker pulled you back holding your arms up behind you, twisting painfully. You whimpered as he pulled you close to him, “Doll,” he growled in your ear, “you’re being a bad bad girl. Daddy is doing business and here you go making a ruckus, FROST!” he yelled. You yelped as he threw you at Frost who caught you before you fell to the ground.

“FUCK YOU JAY! IM SO DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT! IM DONE! YOU HEAR ME?!” you yelled holding onto Frost.

Joker growled, “really? Are you done now?” he asked you as he stepped over to you in two strides, his hand closed around your neck hard and he shoved you roughly into Frost pinning you to his nost trusted henchmans chest.

“Boss-“Frost began his large hands holding your upper arms.

Joker narrowed his eyes at you as you struggled to breathe, “Frost lock her in my room. I’ll deal with her when i get there.”

You took in great breaths as he finally released you, tears welled up in your eyes as Frost swept you up into his strong arms.

“Shh, now miss…it’ll be okay.” he whispered into your hair as you let him carry you out.

You were quiet on the drive back to the mansion, except for a few sniffles and you let Frost lead you in. “Frost…your not gonna lock me in are ya?” you asked standing by the door.

Frost gave you a sad look, “he will be home before two.” he shut the door and you yelled in frustration kicking it as the lock slid into place.

“FROST! LET ME OUT OF HERE!” DAMMIT!“ you punched at the door. Still it didnt budge and you knew Frost wouldnt open the door. The image of Joker holding that sluts hand…you cried out in rage. Destroying the room made you feel slightly better. A new thought made you feel even more better. You found the duffle bag J kept stowed away in the closet, it was full of money. ‘In case of emergencies’ he had told you. Opening the window you dropped the bag to the grass below. “Hmm, not that high.” you murmured throwing a second duffle over with a few things you had packed.

Taking a deep breath as you hung from the window ledge you let go.

***

@tessab154 @the-great-irene @hellkat2 @shamvictoria11

A/N: Idk maybe a second part to this?

[bolontiku]

*not my images*

A Joker A/U

“Smile Kitten”

Part 8

Summary:The Joker finds you wandering on the streets of Gotham and decides to take you home.

***

Dick looked up as Bruce himself walked into the hospital room. He stood, “You came, thought you’d send Alfred.” he said off handedly, things were still a bit awkward between them.

Bruce perked an eyebrow, “we need to talk about your friend,“ he answered.

“We need to go save her…”Dick looked over at Bruce as he stopped him putting a hand on his shoulder, “What is it?” he asked feeling apprehensive.

**

Alfred served Dick a cup of tea and smiled fondly at his old charge, “how is the nightlife for you young sir?”

Dick smiled, “its good Al, and its good to see you too!” he wrapped Alfred up in a quick hug, wincing as he had forgotten his fractured rib.

“Sir, I will get some medicatios to ease the pain. The tea is made from a special herb that helps as well.”

“Thanks Al,” Dick sat down and sighed looking at Bruce, “Well? What do you wanna talk about? Y/N is still with him, I think she may have Stolckholm Syndrom honestly. She would never voluntarily stay with Joker, and since she let me go she may be in real danger. What if he hurts her? What if he kills her?!” Dick stopped as Bruce hit play and a screen popped up with security footage of Joker and you. He watched as you beat Matt with a bat a gleeful look on your face. “When?”

Bruce frowned, “She did this last night with him, it seems it was his present to her. He had this guy kidnapped out of his apartment the lady he was with at the moment is in the hospital and he is in ICU. Not sure yet if he’s gonna make it or not, depends if he can clear the night. I dont think your friend needs saving, I think she found her Savior.”

“No,” Dick growled refusing to believe it, “We need to get her away-shes not like him, this isnt her! He did something to her!”

**

Two months later

You smiled as you made your way to Jokers office, knocking you waited till he called you in. “Hey baby,” you cooed as you slid your arms around his shoulders and nibbled on his ear, “Almost done? Im ready for dinner.”

Joker sighed heavily, “You’ve been eating an awful lot lately..”

You made a noise of discontent, making Jay chuckle, “Jay…that wasnt nice!”

“Better watch out or I’ll have to trade you in for a slimmer model.” He cracked tossing his head back and laughing whole heartily.

You stomped your foot and turned on your heel taking a few steps for the door, you wouldnt stand to be picked on! 

Jokers arms wrapped around your waist and you struggled against him for a moment till he snarled next to your ear, a soft spot for you. “There there Kitten, I would never dream of that. Your crazy matches mine, no one can compare to you!” he bit down on your neck making you wince as he drew blood.

“I…You’ve been in here all day and I’m bored. I thought we could go out for a quick lunch and maybe shopping?” you peeked at him from under your lashes.

Joker sighed and looked at his desk, “Fuck it why not?!” he asked throwing his arms out. He grabbed your hand and spun you round several times, laughing as he caught you when you lost your balance. “Come now Kitten where do you want to have lunch?”

You smiled up at him and opened your mouth only to cover it and pull away running off. Joker looked over at Frost who shrugged his shoulders. Both men followed you to the bedroom as you came out holding your stomach. 

“You alright miss Y/N?” Frost asked as Joker took your hand meeting your gaze.

“Yeah Frosty, just upset stomach, i think i came down with something,” you looked at Joker and smiled weakly, “I’m so sorry baby, can we do lunch tomorrow? I just dont feel good right now. Maybe we can have dinner later.”

Joker picked you up, you had learned not to complain as he told you it was his favorite thing to do. “Nonsense!” he exclaimed, before looking over at Frost, “Bring her something she can stomach and get me something as well. We will have lunch right here!” You tucked your head under his chin as he rubbed your back and he looked at Frost over your head.

**

DIck frowned as he stopped his work to answer the phone, “Bruce?”

“Found her.” he said simply.

Dick sat upright and shoved his paperwork away. “Was it from the e-mail?” he asked grabbing his jacket.

“Yes, even though she used the dark web to cover her tracks, i was finally able to track her through the various servers. You can get her back while I can take down the joker.”

**

Jay made a noise as he ‘flew’ the plane spoon into your mouth, you swallowed and laughed swatting his hand away. “Baby I’m fine! Trust me i can feed myself!” you giggled taking the spoon away from him. “Remember its Frosts birthday today, we need to get him something.”

Jay took a bite of his roast beef sandwich and smiled nodding, “Maybe a hooker?” he thought outloud.

You slapped his shoulder, “JAY!” you chided still you tossed your head back and laughed at the thought. “I think he would be mortified!” You sobered at the thought though. “What happened to his girl? He did have one at one point, didnt he?”

Joker set his sandwich down and sighed, “She died.” He answered quietly, “Cancer or something like that…”he pursed his lips and clapped his hands loudly, “Now…had enough to drink?!” he asked you.

You smiled a bit confused. “Why?”

Joker leaned in kissing you quickly, “I need you to pee in this little cup!”

You scoffed at him, “A drug test? Really Jay? You know i help you make deals not use the merchandise right?!” You were offended, the thought of you using-you shook your head begining to get angry.

Joker kissed the tip of your nose before chuckling, “Silly Kitty, I need you to pee in this cup.” there it was, that tone of voice said it all, there would be no arguing with him on this.

You growled as you snatched the cup from him and stomped into the bathroom. Grateful that Frost had decided to take lunch downstairs.

**

Dick leaned over the table and looked over the maps and plans Bruce had already drawn up. “I think you knew where she was all along!” he accused.

Bruce shrugged his shoulders. “I’ve been busy and the clown has been relatively silent the past two months, i think having a wife has calmed him.”

Dick grimaced, “Y/N is his hostage, i refuse to believe she did it of her own volition.”

Bruce gripped his arm till Dick met his gaze, “A man is dead because of her actions. Dont forget that.”

***

@tessab154

@hellkat2

@the-great-irene

@shamvictoria11

[bolontiku]

*not my images*

A Joker A/U

“Smile Kitten”

part 2

Summary: The Joker finds you on the streets and decides to take you home.

*** You opened the door and came face to face with a large man. He raised his eyebrows at you and you backed away closing the door. “Fuck, fuck, fuuuuck…this is too much!” you looked around the room again. You had already checked and found that you were on the fourth floor of the building.

You stepped out on the balcony and looked over the edge biting down on your lip you wondered if you could manage to scale down.

“I did it once you know. Just for shits and giggles…” his low gravely voice in your ear nearly sent you over the edge. “Tsk, tsk!” he clucked as he pulled you into the safety of the room.

You struggled against him briefly, till his laughter caused you to stop. A sob managed its way past your lips. “Ohh, now kitten, why the tears?” he asked pulling you onto the massive bed which was the centerpiece of the room.

You pulled away as soon as he let go. Still you didnt move from the bed certain there was no where to go. You wouldnt get anywhere anyhow, you knew there were guards outside the bedroom door. 

Joker smiled at you. “Relax, promise i wont bite till you ask me to,” he grinned and jumped off the bed, “now i got some bubbly here that i bet you will enjoy!” you watched as he served two flutes and handed you one. “Tell me about yourself kitten, I wanna know all about you.”

You sipped the champagne, it was sweet and tickled your nose. The bubbles soothed your nerves, “theres not much to say about me Mr. Joker.”

“Now, now call me Jay, and dont be so modest, a beautiful woman like yourself has a story to tell.” he circled the bed like a predator, looking at you from every angle. You held still as he reached out and ran his fingers through your hair, causing you to shiver.

“Whats there to know?” you sighed shrugging your shoulders.

He laughed tossing his flute behind him on the floor, crawling onto the bed behind you. You held still as he ran his hands up your arms. He played with your hair, watching him as he studied you reminded you of a child as they made a new discovery. he finally locked eyes with you, the intensity of his stare unnerved you and you looked away. he caught your chin making you look at him.  “what made you develop the Bat-app?” he asked quietly. 

you swallowed keeping eye contact, why was he so interested? “i uh, a friend was hurt during a fight the Bat was in with some bad-guy. he almost died, said if he had just known  he could have possibly avoided it.”

Jay smiled, “and here Frost uses it to keep a tab on him ha ha ha.” he laid down resting his head in your lap. “you know thats how we use it right?” he poked the tip of your nose grinning up at you.

you smiled back surprised it wasnt forced. he took your hand and pressed it to his. “so tiny,” he murmured comparing them. “you’re so cute you know that? why were you crying?”

“uh, crying? who said i was crying?” 

he smiled up at you, you jerked back when he brought his hand up to your lips. he perked an eyebrow at you as you let him cover your mouth. “you can lie to everyone else, but the jokes on you if you think i cant see past the fake smile.”

you looked down, at his broad shoulders wondering if you had lost your mind as you found him appealing. he had a very nice build muscles rippling as he moved playing with your shirt and wrapping a finger in your hair, your could see the muscles in his arms. you remembered this was the man that fought against the Batman whenever he wished, causing mayhem whenever he felt like it and didnt give a rats ass about what anyone said and did what he wished. 

“whats it like?” you asked, he looked at you, blues eyes questioning. “oh- uhm, whats it like….to be you?”

he chuckled cupping your face in his hands. “what kinda of question is that? hmm, my kinda question i suppose. not at all clear and some would call crazy.” a giggle escaped you making him look at you as if you were some kind of wonder. “its like the bright  of the sun, at the beginning of the morning while static is too loud, and all you can do is laugh…..hmm, but that all changes, not the laughter though cause you can control that.” he finally answered waving his hands around.

a knock at the door broke the relative quiet conversation and you looked over as Joker growled. “Frost….I said not to disturb us.”

“yes sir, not to disturb you but the Bats is on the move…he’s headed here.”

you looked at Joker as he frowned. “Why would he come here? how?” you asked. 

joker smirked at you. “dont wanna go Kitten?” you flinched, you should want to go. Joker was a bad guy. THE bad guy. why did the thought of leaving him suddenly make you sad? he growled as he buried his face in the crook of your neck, “if you really wanna go I wont stop you. I’ll let the boys know your free to go whenever you please. Let Frost know and he will drive you out back to town. I have to deal with he Bat.” he gave you a peck on the cheek and crawled off the bed.

Frost stayed in the room as Joker disappeared before you could say anything. you looked over. “is he always like that?”

Frost shook his head. “not since….well, not in a long time. this is the first I’ve seen him excited to meet the Bat.”

you chewed on your bottom lip. “when will he be back?” Frost shrugged his shoulders. something changed, you felt it inside you and knew you must be losing it. “how do i get in touch with him?” Frost furrowed his brow at you yet pulled his cell phone out and dialed it, after a second he held it out to you.

“yes? Frost? what is it?” he was annoyed, still you liked the sound of his voice. you liked the thrill that it sent through you. The way his stare had made you feel, as if you were the only thing worth looking at. Maybe you were losing yourself to insanity, was this how it went?

His growl of impatience brought you back, “make sure you come back to me Jay,” you managed before losing your nerve.

There was  a pause and then he cackled.

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