#jojo fanon sucks. these men are abysmal. love them as they are

[jojo-hut-jrs]

Got any hcs for la squadra?

Oh boy do I :)))

-Melone doesn’t actually like kids. His stand is one thing, but that doesn’t translate over to actual human children. If forced too he could care for them well enough, but he’s as much a bastard as Alessi is and would rather die than babysit a human child.

-Ghiaccio is capable of understanding metaphors just fine, usually his beef is centered around his thick-headed pride. Anything that could possibly taken as an insult to himself is meticulously picked apart and thrown back at whoever said it.

-Pecis is actually kind of a bastard outside of La Squadra. Yeah he hasn’t killed anyone before and he has some qualms when things get a bit too extreme for his tastes (ie. killing people who aren’t the target), but generally speaking he is far from an innocent polite soul. He’s meek around the rest of La Squadra but on his own he’s kind of an annoying smart ass, a little rambunctious and petty.

-Illuso is taller than Risotto.

-Formaggio abuses animals for fun. Kind works with his stand, reminiscent of Alessi he likes picking on people/things he perceives to be weaker than him, so he shrinks animals down for kicks.

-Sorbet and Gelato aren’t as sadistic as most people perceive them to be. On the clock it’s fair game, but they’re mostly reversed and quiet outside of work.

-Prosciutto refuses to let any member of La Squadra know where he lives, nobody has actually been to his house and he intends to keep it that way.

-Prosciutto, Illuso, Melone, Sorbet, and Gelato all have undercover jobs outside of their assassination work. Most of it is contemporary office work except for gelato who actually writes for a shitty fashion magazine.

-Everyone in La Squadra drinks (pesci drinks lite alcohol but has really bad hangovers), everyone except Risotto, Ghiaccio, and Pesci smokes.

-Most of them have experimented with drug usage and a few of them do so on the regular. Ghiaccio, Formaggio, Prosciutto, and Melone all do coke (Illuso does so on occasion but usually only if the others are doing it in front of him).

-Ghiaccio, Prosciutto, and Melone are the only members to never refuse a job. Others draw some kind of line depending on who the target is, but these three will attack literally anyone.