#johnny unheard facts you dont know

[surprising-knowledge]

Johnny Depp's 9 Amazing Facts You Definitely Don't Know

Johnny Depp’s 9 Amazing Facts You Definitely Don’t Know

‍Johnny Depp is one of the greatest actors of our time. His role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films has become his signature. Depp has appeared in many films and been a part of some incredible movie franchises, but there is also much that we don’t know about him. Johnny Depp Around the world, there are many rumors, myths, and mysteries surrounding famous people.…

[cleaduvalls]

i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts

carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one

you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means

a double wig should be more obvious than that

we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid

nice hat

why did you kill the swan

is that paul rudd???????

how are jets ripping pages out of a book

heart shaped parachutes shouldn’t be working that well

why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep

i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point

why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know they’re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE

carmen you’re a frog

i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen

why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????

juni how do you do that

who puts a video screen in the front seat

hey look its floop. love that guy

they’re not picking on you for the bandages, it’s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me

did his mirror just.... zoom in?????

h*ck yeah beat him up greg

do all the other kids hate him too??????

dang that hurt

“chief” that’s so white

stupid kid. his dads a spy

that floop doll isn’t even close to accurate

hey look its floop again. love that dude

Big Willy Wonka Energy

oooh skipping numbers i see. love that

why do the subtitles have “mr. floop” as his name. its just floop, yall

“sometimes in order to think big you have to think small” pretty inspirational tbh

oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that

woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid

i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school 😔

this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office

hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude

yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home

these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck

why did you pull off your mustache to prove you’re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too

why did he put the mustache back ON

where did those boats come from

carmen says manual weird. man-yull

right, cuz adrenaline causes warts

“don’t touch anything” *immediately touches everything*

basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything

is that globe..... punched in???????

floop!!!!!!! love that dude

feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay

since when did carmen get keys to that

i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country

what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser

this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids

why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that

is the slide there when floop films his show????

HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude

theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas

thats a sick coat. best one in the movie

that was a good snap. nice acoustics

God what a power move. something thanos would say

listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research

fELIX NO

and hes gone. cool

did she kick the camera?????

haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy

why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????

he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read

is that supposed to be a question?????

FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip

theres no keyhole

i think juni can read. why are you spelling it

did you have the floop toys in your pocket????

OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID 

what do those things do?????

i can feel the pain from the fan blades

how did that break the chain????

why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf

that’s a thing, not a place

FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude

how are you slipping. shes holding YOU

YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS

how do people not notice the jetpack dudes

DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN

that’s a cute coat

why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that

HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!

ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay

why is mexico sepia tone

when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language

IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P

i wanna be on that merry-go-round

HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE

i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”

LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!

ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

minion looks like barry from friends

wait i lied this coat is better

we DO have uncles like that!!!!!

if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING

hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

glowsticks dont help you see like at all

the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot

they go ZOOM

THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!

great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane

WHATS A REGULATOR

oh its just a breathing thing

haha pee joke. funney

where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct

if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time

SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS

WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL

F L O O P  I S  G O D

love that dude

you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!

tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere

haha voice crack

no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times

why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy

use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating

!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!

he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude

YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE

haha you killed carmen

ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE

wheres belize

ok so apparently its a country by mexico

no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE

we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack

haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser

hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT

minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid

what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????

floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude

HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E

ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT

he says doppelganger beautifully

“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL

you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude

his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”

WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL

if its reversible why do you have it in later movies

carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology

THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E  T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!

nice censorship

HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!

wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack

oh look they have all died

oh. guess not :((

machete you better rip off your mustache

HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!

wow no shit ingrid

did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????

ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!

ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular

is that george clooney

well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show

[lady-knight-]

You know them already, right? And, well...it was tricky to make their  interminable, convoluted story fit that one. Franklin must not only be one of the oldest kid of heroes ever, he's an omega mutant who can do everything. And Valeria's origin story is complicated as hell:  from an alternative reality where her father is Doctor Doom (who named her after an old flame), finally born in this reality to Reed Richards and because her brother wanted it (he can do that), but kidnapped by Doom and since she names him "Uncle Victor"...  Well...I knew from the very beginning I couldn't use said material. When a character is that powerful, he just have to think about it to change the destiny, he becomes a "story-breaker". It means that there is no conflict, no menace, and the character can resolve everything immediately. That's boring, right? Do you know what happens when a over powered person can be a story breaker? He or she disappear or he or she's out of focus. Sentry and the Phoenix died, Alpha is unheard of for years, the Scarlet Witch lost her powers often, and Franklin do not grow up: no really , except in parallel realities. The only stories where he is the focus; otherwise he's not,  or the story will end quite soon. Note that he's not used in adaptations as well (maybe because they all focus on the very beginning on his parents 's story). But here? Focus on Franklin. So what's left to do, in order he does not resolve all stories within minutes? Depowering...only a power close to his mother's left. How it happened, will it be recovered, you'll see. As for Valeria, I've heard she did not have powers except her intelligence, which is not balanced. So she inherited from her father, but was a late bloomer. Her origin story is simpler: just born to Susan and Reed without time travelling, and named Valeria by coincidence. In fact, Doom had another old flame (Sylvia) as the mother of his daughter, and having a daughter made a kidnapping useless. Val have no connection with him, simpler to handle in a story that do not just involve Fantastic Four. I must admit, I'm not very familiar with that squad as I couldn't watch adaptations until the 2000's movies (and I actually like them despite their bad reputation). Also, the Moonscoop animated series helped me to be more familiar with this universe.

Cousins of those, and fortunately I could imagine, there. There was just a little problem: Johnny Storm married once, and to Alicia Masters, a blind sculptor. Which is odd, as she was the Thing 's girlfriend before, and apparently started to date Johnny just because The Thing wasn't in the squad at this time (there is a gag about it in the 2005 movie, when Johnny say to Ben what he thinks about Alicia: "I can be jealous!" ) .Still to this day Alicia is the most famous girlfriend of Ben and appears in the 1994 and 2005 movies, and 2000's animated series for that reason (she is also related to  a villain-the Puppeter- his stepfather). Even if she left long ago? One of the most ludicrous explanations ever was given for that:  Johnny did not married Alicia but Lyja, a skrull (shape-sifting extraterrestrial). And she was there for a long time, seducing and marrying Johnny simply because the Thing was then not available for that. It explained why she changed of man so quickly, but it was ridiculously convoluted  as nobody saw the substitution for so long. For a while you could think Johnny would get over it (Lyja even laid an egg once)    but finally she ran away as well as the traumatized Alicia who 's been locked up all along. This is high paranoia fuel: how can you be sure a beloved one isn't a Skrull, a clone, or a doombot? Well you ask him some questions, like they do to be sure no Polyjuice is involved! So, I have to make a heavy reconstruction. "Wow, does she have a sister?" is usually a joke but I've decided to lift Lyja, despite her exotic name, to human and Alicia's sighted twin because why not. Being real twins themselves, the girls shall have been both human torches but it does not help to distinguish them from the each other. You can usually does it from the 7 and 8 on their jackets (I have the idea when I spotted Franklin and Valeria Richards with  "5" and "6" suits). So, genetics mystery, only Summer was born with those powers and regretted her sister could not "play" as her and Amber spent her first years in frustration. During Dark age, the Fantastic took  refuge in negative zone and Amber could have an accident there leading her to have any powers, but she got an appearance reminding of her "uncle" (Ben is not their uncle but Richards's kids usually call him like this). But she is luckier as she can have her initial appearance back. It's a lot more funny to she such a small girl turn into such a colossus , much to the dismay of her attackers.

On les connait déjà, pas vrai? Et bien...c'était dur de faire rentrer leur longue, compliquée histoire dans celle-ci.  Franklin n'est pas juste l'un des plus vieux enfants de héros, c'est un  mutant omega qui peut tout faire . Et les origines de  Valéria sont diaboliquement compliquées:  d'une réalité alternative, fille du  Docteur Fatalis (qui l'a baptisée d'après un amour de jeunesse), finalement née de  Reed Richards dans cette réalité et par la volonté de son frère (il peut faire ça), mais sera kidnappée par Fatalis  et elle l'appelle depuis "Oncle Victor"...  Et bien...Je savais depuis le début que je ne pouvais pas utiliser une telel origine. Quand un personnage est si puissant, qui n'a qu'à y penser pour changer le cours des choses, il devient alors un "briseur d'histoire". Ça veut dire qu'il n'y a plus ni conflit, ni menace, et peut tout résoudre dans l'instant. Ennuyeux, pas vrai? Savez-vous ce qu'il arrive quand un personnage est si puissant qu'il est un briseur d'histoire? Lui ou elle disparaît ou perd en importance. Sentry et  Phoenix sont morts, on n'a pas entendu parler d'Alpha depuis des années , la Sorcière rouge  a perdu ses pouvoirs souvent, et  Franklin n'a pas grandi: non vraiment , excepté dans des dimensions parallèles. Ce sont les seules histoires dont il est le centre; sinon il ne l'est pas,  ou l'histoire finirait bientôt. Notez qu'il n'a pas été utilisé dans les adaptations non plus (peut-être parce qu'elles parlent seulement du début de l’histoire de ses parents). Mais ici? Centré sur Franklin. Alors que reste-t-il à faire, pour qu'il ne résolve pas tous les problèmes en quelques minutes? Perte de pouvoirs...ne lui reste que celui de sa mère. Comment est-ce arrivé, cela sera-t-il changé, vous verrez. Pour Valéria, j'ai entendu dire qu'elle n'avait pas d'autre pouvoir que son intelligence, ce qui n'est pas équilibré. Donc elle tient de son père, mais c'est arrivé tard.Son origine est plus simple : née de  Susan et  Reed sans voyage dans le temps, et appelée Valéria par  coïncidence. En fait, Fatalis avait un autre amour de jeunesse (Sylvia) comme mère de sa fille  et avoir une fille rend un kidnapping inutile. Val n'a aucun lien avec lui, plus simple dans une histoire où il n'est pas question que des Quatre Fantastiques. Je dois admettre ne pas être très pas être très familière de l'équipecar jen'ai pas vu d'adaptation avant les films des années  2000 (j'aime bien en dépit de leur mauvaise réputation). Aussi la série animée de  Moonscoop  m'a aidée  à me familiariser avec cet univers.

Leurs cousines, et là il y  avait plus de place à l'imagination. Juste un petit problème: Johnny Storm s'est marié une fois,   à Alicia Masters, une sculptrice aveugle. Ce qui est étrange sachant qu'elle était la copine de la Chose avant, et apparement est sortie avec Johnny juste parce que la Chose n'était plus dans l'équipe à ce moment -là (il  y a un gag  à ce sujet dans le film de  2005, quand  Johnny dit à  Ben ce qu'il pense d' Alicia: "Je pourrais être jaloux!" ) .Jusqu'à aujourd'hui Alicia est la petite amie la plus célèbre de  Ben et apparaît dans les films de  1994 et  2005, et dans la série d'animation des années  2000 pour cette raison (elle est aussi liée à un méchant-le Marionettiste- son beau-père). Même si elle est partie il y a longtemps? Pour cela on inventa l'une des excuses les plus ridicules de tous les temps:  Johnny n'a pas épousé Alicia mais Lyja, une skrull (une extraterrestre qui se transforme). Et elle était là depuis  longtemps, séduisant et épousant Johnny simplement parce que la Chose était indisponible pour ça . Ca explique qu'elle aie changé d'homme si vite, mais c'était ridiculement compliqué en ce que personne n'a remarqué la substitution pendant si longtemps. Pendant un temps on aurait pu que croire que   Johnny s'en accomoderait  (Lyja a même pondu un oeuf)    mais s'est finalement  enfuie comme la traumatisée Alicia qu'on avait enfermée tout ce temps . C'est une grosse machine à paranoia: comment être sûr qu'un proche n'est pas un Skrull, un clone, ou un doombot? Et bien vous lui posez des questions,comme on fait pour être sûr qu'on use pas de Polynectar! Donc j'ai dû me lancer dans une grande entreprise de reconstruction. "Wahou, est-ce qu'elle a une soeur?" est une blague d'habitude mais j'ai décidé d'élever  Lyja, malgré son nom exotique, au rang d'humaine et de jumelle  voyante d' Alicia parce que pourquoi pas. Etant elles-même des jumelles monozygotes, les filles devraient toutes deux être des  torches humaines mais ça n'aidait pas à les distinguer. On peut le faire au  7 and 8 sur les vestes (J'en ai eu l'idée en voyant  Franklin et  Valéria Richards avec des combinaisons avec des   "5" et  "6" ). Donc, mystère de la génétique, seule  Summer est née avec ces pouvoirs et regrettera que sa soeur ne puisse "jouer" avec elle, et Amber passera ses premières années dans la frustation. Durant l'âge sombre, les Fantastiques  se sont refugiés dans la zone negative et Amber aurait pu avoir un  accident la conduisant à avoir n'importe quel pouvoir mais son apparence rappelle celle de son "oncle" (Ben n'est pas leur oncle mais les enfants Richards l'appellent come ça d'habitude ). Mais elle est plus chanceuse en ce qu'elle peut recouvrer son apparence initiale.  C'est beaucoup plus drôle qu'une si petite fille se transforme en colosse à la mauvaise surprise de ses adversaires.