#johndoeheadcanons

[mur4qw]

NSFW HEADCANONS FOR JOHN DOE

!! If you're a minor please do not read this. 18+ ONLY !!

• well, this guy switch. he can be dominant, completely owning you, or he can be all submissive and begging only for you.

• most often he prefers to be a sub. he doesn't mind you fucking him at all. please make it rough. he will accept everything you give and more.

• he likes positions where he can see your face. Imagine what it’s like for him when you simultaneously choke him and ride him. I don’t even know how many times he will cum in this state...

• speaking of dick... he's a shapeshifter, so he likes to experiment...

• his pussy is wet and tight. he likes to rub it against your leg when he's on top of you.

• he also likes the feeling of being filled in both holes. please, he's so slutty when he's submissive.

• he'll love the idea of being recorded on video while you're having sex. the thought that you will and want to review this moment gives him a herd of goosebumps.

• humiliate him, praise him - he is greedy for it. tell him how much you love him and then call him your dirty slut.

• he has thing for spanking. spank him if he has done something wrong, although most likely it will not help and he will simply repeat his offense in order to be spanked again.

• he's not very good at dirty talk, but sometimes he says really slutty things that make your stomach turn.

• his tongue... it's very long. really long. he be eating your pussy like it's last thing in this world. the tongue is so long that its tip can reach the cervix.

• ohh, with his tongue he can do fucking things on your dick. he can pump it with his own tongue. and also he has no gag reflex, so just fuck his throat.

• he hates it when you think about watching porn or already turning it on. why do you need it when he is next to you? you can pour out all your innermost desires on him.

• pull his hair while you take him in doggy style. wrap them around your fist and pull them up - he go all desperate from this.

• oh, he's definitely not quiet. moans, sobs, pleas, screams and unconnected words - this will all happen during sex.

• he has nipples piercing. mhm. that's why he likes nipple play thing.

• pet play. put a collar on him and tell him that you're his master now. he's drooling, oops.

• well... let's move on to his dominant side. this doesn’t happen very often, but believe me, you will never forget these times.

• he's needy, whispering in a low voice in your ear how much he needs to be inside you. how much he need to feel your insides.

• he will make sure you are well prepared, he will never harm you, even if his dick is twitching and leaking pre-cum.

• he fucks harshly, trying to hit your sweet spot with every thrust so that he can enjoy your loud moans.

• he has THAT fucking stamina. he will fuck you everywhere: on the bed, on the sofa, against the wall, on the table. absolutely everywhere.

• during the process, he will bite your entire skin, leave hickeys, small scratches on your body - these are his traces. it shows that you are his.

• if you want him to fuck you, wear his jacket or shirt. trust me.

• by the way, he has no shame, so he can do truly vulgar and dirty things with the most innocent face possible.

• he is not against sex toys. but still, the thought that something other than him could be inside you bothers him a little. also, no toys will make him feel as good as your hands, tongue, mouth and cock/strap do.

he has no shame just like me, thanks for reading ~

[ve1vet-cake]

John Doe Headcanons [outdated]

(That nobody asked for)

This will prolly contain nsfw stuff sooo.. BEWARE

Haven't done stuff like this before so uhm enjoy anyways💀

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He would probably be kind of pet like when he's in his all lovey dovey form once you're dating or more romantically involved (got that vibe from the Dream ending he looked like a cute lil pup there)

He would take care of you very gently. Having learned from his past mistakes in previous loops he will more likely know how you wish to be treated and what your no-gos are. Plus he specifically said he can be whatever You want. I feel like he would sit down with you to learn more just so he can make everything perfect

Tying in with the previous point I think he's a complete perfectionist when it comes to your relationship. He wants you to adore him as much as he does and-most importantly-feel comfortable! So you can expect him observing you carefully, trying to match you perfectly without changing too much (as you still love him for him but it's cute how he tries to adapt to your behaviour in order to make the relationship work out)

Talking to my depressed folks or others incapable of taking care of themselves-he got you. First of all he doesn't (obviously) bother if you haven't showered regularly or can't keep up with cleaning in general-he doesn't either. But I feel like he will try to cheer you up and be a goddamn... Whatever he is-blessing. Although he hates baths or being clean he would bathe with you and shower you in love in an attempt to make you feel better. I feel like he would also feed you or gently push you to do something that wouldn't be out of your comfort zone.

He will reassure you that you're beautiful the way you are whenever you feel insecure. Bodily "flaws"? Nah. Smell/Sweat? He likes it. Personality "flaws"? He'll help you through it. In his eyes you're a beauty (not only in his though, be confident bestie<3) that needs to be cherished

He only showers or bathes when you're joining him. He needs your extra warmth and enjoys you washing him. Running your fingers through his long hair, scrubbing his skin or massaging him. He LOVES it. Might end with some steamy sex though-

He fidgets a lot when nervous or talking to you. Even if you're dating for a while he will still fidget as if he were to ask you on your first date whenever he asks for cuddles or how you like his presents (this time normal ones unless you like gore haha)

His hair is suuuuuuuper soft. Like, fluffy and silky. It's usually all greasy bc.. You know him. But when you wash his hair and take care of it for him your hands want to stay tangled in them forever-much to his pleasure

This is also seen in the game but I love those little hair-eyeballs that watch you. One is always on your body when you're off to work and he can't come with you. It always sits in your pocket or bag and stares at you with little hearts in its pupil

Nsfw~

He can control himself or his sex drive just fine but when you move a certain way, look at him all seductive or cute or just wear his clothes with barely anything underneath he loses it. He'll probably rail you to hell and back while the environment changes rapidly due to his lack of control

He enjoys oral, especially giving and having you tug on his hair. Do it a little rough though and he might glitch a little from anticipation

Definitely a switch, more sub leaning I assume because of his... Trying to be dom but not really dom behaviour. Say he will gladly top and command you in bed, maybe make some more confident advances or remarks in a well developed relationship, but just one strict look and he'd probably melt back to his puppy demeanor.

Ties in with the point above; I feel like he prefers giving over receiving as he gets enough pleasure from you being happy or satisfied. He will whine a little though and of course noone will just leave him frustrated (except fellow sadists perhaps, but even then be careful or he might switch to his sadistic side)

Feel like he's very into bondage, knife play and breeding. Basically anything violent and close. Seeing you bleed or bruised and enjoying it? Fuck yes. All tied up like a present for him to open? He'll lose his remaining sanity. The thought of you filled with him, his name leaving your mouth in soft moans, enjyoing his closeness? He could die. Doe would also very much enjoy receiving cuts, bruises etc

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Aight that's all I could think of rn

[mur4qw]

Any headcanons for Doe with a s/o that loves to draw him? (Artist!Reader)

that's gonna be cute for sure.

#_ headcanons for john doe & artist! reader.

• we all perfectly know that doe loves people, interested in them and their creativity especially. creativity helps doe to feel people much more than philosophy or something like that.

• you artist? you can see sparkles in his eyes.

• doe loves any of your arts, no matter where you made your drawings (i mean...even on fcking toilet paper), your skill would not matter to him. everything you did - automatically wonderful.

• "huh? y-you wanna draw me?" and then he just goes crazy.

• at first doe will be very shy, and then he will wonder if he is even good enough for your drawing? but you quickly drive away all bad thoughts from him.

• john won’t move while you’re drawing, but every five minutes he will excitedly ask “is it ready? can i see it? please please please?”

• he will like any result, he will keep it somewhere in his personal belongings.

• do you need references of poses, emotions, or any part of the body? john will definitely help. for him it will only be a joy.

• most likely, during the drawing process, he will be endlessly happy and will not stop smiling, because your gaze is focused only on him and he really likes it.

• one day he'll want to draw you some cute art of you two as a gift, but it will look like children's scribbles - hella cute.

• when you draw a landscape, for example, john will watch with adoration how your hand moves smoothly from side to side. it's so hypnotic for him.

• "i love love love you and your art so much, dear!"

[mur4qw]

Hi :D good evening

So maybe could you do some headcannons about a “you” that lends some of their clothing like jackets and sweaters to Doe please?

Thank you ;]

#_ Headcanons for YOU, who's lends clothes to John Doe ~

• it would be John's idea, because all spontaneous ideas always come from his side.

• one day you just saw him trying on one of your sweaters/jackets.

• after a lot of teasing from YOU and embarrassed whining from Doe, YOU allowed him to wear some of their clothes. John was beyond happy about this.

• John tries not to go beyond the permitted limits, so he wears only outerwear.

• he loves being enveloped in your scent. He can bury his nose in your sweater for hours and sigh dreamily while YOU are at work.

• he wants everything to be fair, so he often offers YOU his clothes.

• he also feels happy knowing that you trusted him your clothes. It gives him butterflies in the stomach. ~

NSFW PART »

• Doe is a brat. Therefore, one day he will definitely disobey, but try to make it less noticeable. One day he'll definitely want to wear your underwear, but he's a good boy, so he'll take it from the laundry hamper.

• while poor YOU is not aware that John is wearing their underwear, Doe stares at them unblinkingly with slightly reddened cheeks, squeezing his thighs together.

• it feels good in YOU clothes. It smells so good that there is a faint tingling sensation in the pit of his stomach. He'll try not to stain your clothes with his cum, he promises.

• an overexcited Doe may suggest that you put on your clothes that he has already worn, so that the smell will only intensify. Oh, how this turns him on...

THAT'S ALL baiii, hope you like this ♡

[mur4qw]

hiya! me again! hope your doing well! i just wanted to ask how doe would act around a filthy rich mc. black credit card, yacht collection, european mansion level rich. they have the perfect skin care routine, the most heathy hair, their clothes are all custom. maybe doe first fell in love with them because they put on too much perfume and it smelled weird.

So! I'm gonna mix two of your ideas in one post, hope you don't mind ♡

#_ Headcanons for poor/rich! YOU x John doe ~

starting with poor! YOU :

• if YOU didn’t have enough money for something, then Doe would be very happy to pay for you. (he feels useful.)

• we know that Doe is employed, so most likely he will even find another part-time job so that YOU will not need anything.

• at the beginning John had the idea that he could simply give people over to his psychokinesis and thanks to this take what they needed for free, but he refused this, because YOU really did not agree with this.

• he likes to pamper you, because then he feels very important to YOU.

• John doesn’t want anything from “You” in return except love and attention.

• and of course Doe wouldn't care at all about the way YOU look (or your apartment), YOU will be the most beautiful person for him in any case (he likes your smell. very very much.)

and then we get rich! YOU:

• he would have wondered for a long time why human like YOU generally doing in the Uncanny Valley.

• John was very desperate at the beginning, because YOU looked divine, like a supermodel, and YOU would hardly have paid attention to someone like him, but fate brought y'all together ;)

• Doe whines every time YOU again apply different gels, shampoo and perfumes to your body and hair - because it all destroys your natural smell! and it's horrible for him :(

• he loves how you pamper him, every time you give him a gift he blushes and giggles. It makes him feel special for you too.

• again, Doe is employed, so sometimes he saves some money to give you some expensive gift too. Like... branded jewelry.

• daily shopping as a nice bonus :3

• also, Doe would be very curious to know about everything: about different brands of clothing, cosmetics, care products - for what, when YOU are already beautiful? Even if YOU explain it to him, he will still stand his ground.

• maybe one day YOU will take Doeball with you on one of your trips...? It will be enough to see his amazed eyes, because he has never been outside the Uncanny Valley. ;)

that's all baiiii, hope you like it :3

[mur4qw]

ending 6.

short fanfic with my vision of how he will act.

"You disgust me."

No.

“I hope I never see you again.”

No...

"Goodbye, Doe."

No!

The black-haired guy immediately jumps up from his seat and tries to grab your hand, but nothing comes of it. It's like you disappear into thin air, without a trace. Without unnecessary words, without unnecessary emotions, you simply disappear.

– Please don’t leave me! I don't want to be alone again!

Tears flow from the eyes and flow down the cheeks. An unpleasant sensation, but painfully familiar. Everything around also disappears, leaving him in complete emptiness. A cold black void envelops a regular guy inside and he falls exhausted to his knees. John sobs quietly and wipes his tears with the sleeve of his jacket.

What went wrong this time? What did he do wrong? He tried so hard. He tried. Did he really not deserve to be loved? How many times does he end up like this again? Alone, no one needs, abandoned and in tears. Doe tucks his legs under himself and hides his face in hie knees, continuing to cry quietly. There is nothing else left for him. Restart the universe again? For what? To experience again this vile feeling that gnaws at him from the inside, tearing him into small pieces? John hugs himself tightly, trying to imagine that you are hugging him like that and howl, choking on his own tears, which were already painfully burning his eyes. The jacket and jeans quickly become wet from tears and become soaked with them. He's used to it. He is used to it. Absolutely don't care.

"Fucking stalker!"

But he's not like that...? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? People are strange, but from here they are so interesting and desirable, but Doe will never understand them. And they will never understand him either. Sniffing one last time, John gets up from the cold floor and looks forward at the brightly flashing “end” icon.

– The end, you say...

Doe bursts into hysterical laughter and hits that fucked up icon, fucked up colored with the same fucked up content.

– Why?! Say, why?! Why didn't you even give me a chance?...

The trembling hands continue to mercilessly try to break this damn "little reminder" that he was abandoned again.

Abandoned.

Each blow became weaker and weaker, all the anger instantly disappeared somewhere again, leaving behind an unpleasant aftertaste of something strange. Doe can't hate you. He still loves and is waiting for you. He can't be mad... He shouldn't be mad at you. It is not your fault.

– Sorry...

Empty apologies echo throughout the equally empty room and John squirms at the sound. His tear-stained eyes look lovingly at the icon and John weakly smiles.

– I’m sorry, but I still love you so much, YOU.

well, i don't WANT to hear y'all yapping "doe canonically can't cry, he can't cry".

he CAN cry, he can make ANY liquid he wants. he CAN make himself cry if he wants. and of course he will cry. he's not emotionless. don't mischaracterized him. pls.

[mur4qw]

HIII ANON HERRE!! I love your headcannons about him and I was wondering if you haven't done a Shapeshifitng/Non human Y/N (Or you) x John doe headcannonss! Also have a nice day!

well, that was REALLY hard for me. thoughts just run in my heads, but idk how to put them into text. but i think genderfluid!YOU x John Doe would be sooo great together.

#_ headcanons for shapeshifter! YOU x John Doe!

• he would be happy. meeting someone who is so similar to him will make him very happy.

• but despite any joy, I think he would answer you in the same way as YOU answered him in the 7th ending. be yourself - that's the most important thing.

• he likes any of your shapes, he adores absolutely every one, but most of all he loves the one that feels closest to YOU you.

• (headcanon for Regulat Guy! YOU)

can YOU also take on the that eyeball look? PERFECT. he would love to cuddle you and pet you, just like a kitten, but he also definitely feels an even stronger connection with you when you're both in your original form.

• perhaps YOU would enjoy embarrassing Doe with tricks like sudden height changes. so suddenly pressing him against the wall and hanging over him, looking down from above, will completely flustered him.

• sometimes he may feel...useless? for example, he will not be able to help you reach the top shelf, because you can do it yourself. it won’t be able to bring something that lies a little further from you, because you can easily make your arm longer or something like that. just play along with him a little, ask him to help you get something or something similar, he will be happy.

• if YOU one day decide to take on his fake body, he will have a...interesting reaction. this will be quite funny to watch. he will be clearly confused.

!! NSFW!!

• in fact, your ability is used very well in bed. since YOU dominate much more often, YOU also most often choose how everything will happen.

• as I said earlier, he likes any shape of you. any pussy you can create is perfect. a dick of any shape, thickness, length is also ideal for him. (he likes bigger)

• my previous headcanon about YOU taking on Doe form. perhaps you would use this in bed. he might like it, although at first he would think for a long time (two minutes).

[mur4qw]

you like john doe!?! epic!!! hes such a goober fr. could you maybe make headcannons for a reader with chronic pain? no pressure! :P thank you in advance!

very interesting idea!! so...

#_ headcanons for john doe and reader with chronic pain.

«❤» we all know that Doe is quite a caring partner and will do anything for you and your comfort.

«❤» if you tell him why this or that part of your body hurts so often, he may start to panic, but soon, thanks to you, he will calm down.

«❤» need some meds? he'll be there in a couple of seconds! glass of water? he already has it in his hands.

«❤» when you go out for a walk, he has a blister of pills in his jacket pocket, in case it's starting to hurt again.

«❤» while you are at work, he will be doubly watching over you, carefully making sure that you don't hurt.

«❤» besides giving you pills and a glass of water, he won’t be able to do anything else :(

«❤» he's like a cat at such moments. lies down or sits next to you and looks at you with his big eyes, without looking away. confused.

«❤» he's a gentleman. ready to carry you in his arms if you want, and if you don’t want to be treated like some princess, then he will listen to you. will just be nearby.

[mur4qw]

#_ Hii!!

soo... im now writing headcanons for john doe! please be free to ask me for some hc!! ♡

!! but i don't write :

gore

pedo

very dark fetishes and etc.

cr unknown_doe00 twitter

[ve1vet-cake]

John Doe Headcanons pt2

Aight sooo I've ben stalking looking at the twitter acc of Doe's creator aannnd got new info which debunks my previous post. Because I'm a sucker for accuracy here's a new headcanon/imagine thingy

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Bc his body apparently dissolves when in water (I think it's basically clay) he'd more likely just watch you while you bathe or shower while keeping a safe distance. I suppose it's cute having little conversations

Taking baths with his true hairball form is possible sooo you can play with him or wash that form if you'd like

Considering he was never a child and the Uncanny Valley is filled with peculiar... Specimens.. I have a feeling he'd be confused on how children work or what it's like being one like.. "Wdym you had to learn to do all this???", "How did you survive??", "What's it like having parents?"

Just a small question.. Is he capable of having children????? If yes... Jesus christ get every parent book on the planet and try to explain a being that never had a childhood how to take care of a baby

If Doe is able to have a baby I bet he'd try being a good parent and listen to you properly for advice

Imagine his hairball form is really warm and when you're on your period he can just lay on you and warm you nicely

What if he melts or bakes when exposed to heat

I bet he'd eat pretty much anything you cook, even if it's not the best food. You made it and that's enough for him

Given he loves bugs I had to think abt him betting sad when you squash one in front of him or idk douse it in anti-bug spray

Will be you goth gf or bf or anything in between-Please someone style Doe hella goth, bby needs to realize it

On the other hand imagine pastel Doe like in all pretty colours with stickers🥺

Nsfw

Not only his tounge is long bit also his dick. Be careful tho, he might manage to impale you💀

Once you're actually having sex he would be scared of hurting you, taking his size into account and this bih is probably stronger than he looks.

From what I can gather he can change his body so he more than likely knows what generally makes you feel good

T i d d i e s

Given he also has experience especially with bdsm/sm... Besties the nights should be wyld

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Anyways my brain doesn't work anymore I'm sorry, I might post my opinion on Peter, Sunny Day Jack and Doe later cuz I've been thinking abt those three too much rn.

I will cut this one short cuz my brain is fried asf (I had my history finals today TT)

Have a nice day, luv!

[ve1vet-cake]

I made a John Doe playlist on spotify!

I hope you guys like it! And if the artist of the pfp I used wants it removed or proper credit (cuz I couldn't find the artist) just dm me ^^