#john. BAFFLED by how jacob sexed her up when she wouldn't even give john a passing glance | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

direwombat · 2 years ago

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au where john lives in syb's canon and he's so mad that jacob's answer to "how did you successfully turn the deputy to our side?" is essentially just "subspace"

#john. BAFFLED by how jacob sexed her up when she wouldn't even give john a passing glance #jacob: 'it's because you're too needy and no one wants to listen to you'#john sobs himself to sleep that night but even then he doesn't get much sleep #because joe is next door getting his dick sucked by the deputy's brother #assigned cringe fail by the narrative and therefore he gets no dick or pussy #whining wombat

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