#joffyworld asks

[strawdool]

STRAW PLUG YOUR YOUTUBE! SHOW THE PEOPLE THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU PUT YOUR COOKING!!!

I've just seen so many animatics I've never seen before because I've only just started using Tumblr they were amazing

That 5 years one was perfect and hit me in the feels a lil

TELL THE PEOPLE!

I POSTED ALL THAT HERE ASWELL :sob: INFDSAOINFOIASNFON

[loloelia]

Hey so.....i already have an au BUT....I got an idea for another one....

So basicly Lamb gets executed and meets Narinder and all the basics but when the Lamb comes back to life BUT

The Bishops havent left ,and when Shamura sees the red crown ,theyre a little shocked but start to think that the Lamb is just Narinder ,a little sibling ,and theyre so happy that all the younger sibling dont really want to take their happiness away and so they dont try to stop it ,and the Lamb theyve never felt such love so they accept it,they accept Shamura's hug,and before akyone could do or even say anything ,Shamura just walks away the Lamb still close to them and orders the other to follow ,wich Leshy does first cuz hes kinda confused ans hes like "maybe it is narinder,but whys he Nice now ?" But the older siblings follow because theyre concerned ,the lamb could still hurt them.

And time passes and Shamura DID NOT let go of the Lamb ,they bring them to their sermon ,and theyre like "Oh my dear followers five had become four and now four becomes five again"(still thinking the lamb was Narinder) followed by mostly them reapeating that sentence ,

now now the Lamb was confused because the GOD OF WAR WHO KILLED THEM is all happy ,telling stories ,being always so happy Narinder's back and hes being better (hes very much not )

And Leshy after a while when Shamura's telling stories to all the siblings he kinda grabs the lamb's wool ,and realizes its the lamb not narinder and honestly......HES DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK

Hell hes happy he got another sibling to annoy ,and one that is smaller than him so its even better to annoy. And this one cant really hurt them ,since their arm is always in the claw of the god of WAR ,so they kinda just accept it ,and plays with this New sibling(he just pulls their wools, trows dirt on them ,and play with their bell)

Now after a while ,the Joy of shamura is replaced by their usual headaches,so shamura stays in bed ,and you know the lamb doesnt have to be glued to their side ,so they go out into silk cradle and everyone bows to them because you know ,shamura introduced them as the fufth bishop ,as narinder. But as they go deeper into silk cradle ,and they stumble on some random dissenter,and they get killed because ,well ratau was never there to teach them how to fight,

And so they die and narinder is fucking PISSED, because the lamb was supposed to free him ,not follow shamura around as the fifth sibling ,as HIM . But lamb ,they liked being cradled like they never got to be by anyone ,so they ask "But my lord... what if instead ......i convinced your siblings to free you.....?"

Now ,Narinder is NOT CONVINCED ,because he doubts his siblings would ever do that but he rolls his eyes and says "little lamb. Your plan is doomed to fail. But i will give you one single chance now go ,vessel. Youre next time here will be the last thing you will ever see"and so he let them go

Back to the living world their back in shamuras temple ,right next to shamura's room ,where shamura is bleeding right there on their bed ,while kallamar gets them new clean bandages ,the lamb is obviously saddened and tries to step in the room but is stopped by Heket grabbing their collar holding them in the air looking at the lamb with a cold glares ,the lalb knows that while shamura always want them around ,leshy plays with them all the time,and kallamar is too scared of the red crown's powers , Heket never even looked their way,

And now that she did,it was terrifying ,no words were qpoken until one moment when her gaze left the lamb's eyes and she said "not...now.....little lamb....not....now....." before putting them down gently and getting in shamura's room and closing the door behind her

.........

(Wait......im turning this into a fucking novel when no one cares ,so anyway if you see this @joffyworld (sorry for the tag)or anyone really,well first thank you oh my god and also can ya tell me if you want me to continue or if il being a weird ass bitch ??)

( also lil drawing of this)

( Short story )

[teruuu]

@joffyworld It’s crazy to me, sometimes, how some people actually understand the nuances in my writing. It’s just kaboom 💥🤯 to have my message be understood so clearly!!

Y’know, as a “reward” for this analysis let me show you the first drafts for the comic that I made.

The wedding panel was inspired by @seafood-hater ‘s ask about their wedding. I’d also like to formally apologize to all the asks I’ve yet to cover 😭😭 I’ll TRY to get to yall soon I promise

[something-very-wrong]

The real problem with "are they a bottom or a top" fandom conversations is that everyone equates being a bottom with being a sub and being a top with being a dom. Also the whole thing is switch erasure because no one ever includes or considers that option.

BUT ANYWAYS.

Lamb is a Sub. There entire life they have been forced into sitautions where they were either in control or dead, so when it comes to the bedroom and they are with someone they trust they just want to let go and bliss out in. subspace. They were fighting for their life all alone for so long, and then forced into a leadership role they never asked for regardless of whether or not they ended up enjoying it. I think they would just want to be taken care of. All that aside, my version of the lamb is almost always either a sub or a service top. They like caring for others and being cared for.

Narinder is a Dom partially because of ego and partially because he has too many trust issues to properly enjoy subbing (most of the time). Even when he does truly trust his partner there is always that subconscious fear, for that reason subbing would probably be good for him but only after a certain amount of character development. I think there are times when the mood strikes and he needs the comfort of letting someone else take control and take care of him though, so he probably would sub occasionally once you get far enough into the realtionship (with the lamb)

As for the bottom/top debate they are both switches because I demand representation for my demographic. Also they are both top tier freaks. The absolute freakiest.

Shout out to @joffyworld because this post is based on that one post they made. Maybe i'll do the other bishops too idk. I think it would be fun but I also I don't want to copy Joffy too much.

[bash-js]

The Horny Conflicts of 2024

In the month of November 2024, @joffyworld, @seaf00d-hater, @losing-catharsis and @bash-js faced off in a battle over the horny asks delivered to Joffy's timeline.

[joffyworld]

Hello Intrepid Viewer, and Welcome, Bienvenidos, مرحباً to the one and only:

The only place to find your latest and newest joffenings, joffenisms and joffy hijinks!

You may have questions, and for these, we here at JoffyWorldInc. have the answers for you!

Below you will find an FAQ, Important Disclaimers and a list of Tags used by JoffyWorld and hopefully all the answers to your questions!

Also here is a link to the Ballad of the Bishops AU Masterpost! For easier access to the chronology :)

Disclaimers:

This blog operates on the assumption of an audience that is 18+. The topics at discussion in this blog will sometimes, though somewhat rarely, include mentions of sexual acts, frequent profanity and reflect the age of its creator, you have been warned.

While nearly all topics are welcome, we here at JoffyWorldInc are a welcoming and open profile. We will not tolerate blatant hate or harassment, and any attempt to carry out such vile acts will result in a block. Any mention of illegal acts is incredibly frowned upon and common human decency heavily applies, if you engage in proshipping or "illegal content" you are not welcome here I am afraid, common sense applies and we will not abide by cruelty or evil in any form. The same goes for any form of bigotry, including misandry, all people are equal in the eyes of Joffy. You do not have to agree with someone to know they are human just as you are.

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FAQ:

Who is Joffy?

Joffy is me! My pronouns are he/him (because to be frank I am him) and I am currently 20 years old but beyond that I will remain anonymous.

Why is Joffy?

Honestly, we don't know! He is here solely to spread positivity and love and he hopes you enjoy his efforts!

Where is Joffy?

Probably in your reblogs or comments! He loves to spread joy and happiness wherever he goes and if he's commented under your works of art, writing or other content you produce, it is out of love for what you do!

What is Joffy?

Joffy is an anonymous identity concocted here at JoffyWorldInc and JoffyBroadcastingCo. to spread good vibes and overall show his appreciation to the beautiful people of Tumblr and especially the Cult of the Lamb fandom!

When is Joffy?

JoffyWorld adheres to a rather loose schedule centered around the GMT timezone. Times active are usually around 1pm to 2am GMT, with some leeway either way.

Why does Joffy like, comment and reblog all my stuff?

Because you're awesome that's why! Joffy loves to see art of all forms from the raunchy to the family friendly and by God will JoffyWorld serve as the Internet's Library of Alexandria and Abbasid House of Wisdom for the things Joffy loves (mainly being Cult of the Lamb content)!

Can I follow or interact with Joffy?

Yes! He is a regular person! This charade of being a company is all an entertaining way to provide information! He loves people, he loves you, and a message or a kind word makes his day a whole lot brighter, and he hopes it does the same for you!

What to do if I find Joffy annoying?

Tell him! He is a person and quite socially inept at that so inform Joffy if you wish for him to no longer comment as frequently or turn your notifications off. Notifications are on for his favourite accounts, so you will likely see him being first to reblog and comment fairly often!

Joffy's Frequent Tags (Subject to Updates):

#JoffyJoff

Regular hijinks, the thoughts and feelings of Joffy in the wide world (usually without any specific subject)!

#AskyJoffy

The responses and asks sent by you! The dear viewer! Usually responded to the same day if not within an hour or two. Anonymous asks are welcome and asks are not restricted to any topics! Let your mind run free!

#JoffyAnnouncements

Announcements regarding the meta of this account, including updates regarding it's creator and the running of it's functions such as redesigns of the page and its' content.

#JoffyWrites

This is the tag where creative works will be stored! Don't expect fully in-depth cohesive stories or ao3 works of art, it'll mostly be short and sweet poems with possible character analysis made afterward to dive deeper into the characters, who knows?!

#Poetry!au

This is the tag similar to JoffyWrites, but specifically for the poetry about the au within the poems. This au tries to stick to canon as closely as possible, but with some elements open to interpretation there is plenty of gaps to fill!

Aaaand that's it!

Welcome to the world of Joffy, we hope you enjoy your stay. Any questions not answered in the FAQ? Feel free and encouraged to drop an ask in the JoffyWorld askbox and you will receive the answers you desire.

Thank you! Enjoy your stay!

[resquices-of-godhood]

XI JUSTICE

Justice is your firm-but-fair reminder that there is a consequence for every action. Whatever life is handing you at this moment comes from decisions you and others have made in the past, reflecting natural cause-and-effect. When this card comes up in your Tarot reading, make sure you are acting fairly in all your interactions with others.

Without a cult, finding new vessels is difficult, as no one worships the crown bearer. The Bishops' actions make people clamor for justice, however, and Eva ends up at the land of the dead to become the one to bring it.

Eva is a large orange bear, with a large ursine body and powerful limbs. She manages to be the largest female between the vessels, even larger than Forneus, who is by no means a small girl. She has feline whiskers growing from her face.

Those 15 years between vessels were rough for the world. Without a cult to welcome dissenters from the Old Faith, the Bishops' forces were taking any and all they could find. Worse, sheep flocks were being decimated often enough to be very concerning. Amidst all that carnage, one bear tried to stand up against them, just to be struck down as she vowed to bring justice against the Bishops for their crimes.

That's how Eva ended up in front of The One Who Waits, god of Death and Judgement. It was time for a vessel that took on that second aspect to arise, and so she did.

After being revived, Eva never technically started a cult. Sure, she was the leader of a group of equally justice seeking individuals that fulfilled the devotion sourcing part of a cult, but that group was not one.

The group was composed by her, an elephant, a hippo, a narwhal, a hammerhead and a crow, each wearing red, blue, green, yellow, purple and grey clothes and armor while fighting the Old Faith's forces.

This group would move around, defending settlements and flocks being attacked by heretics, or doing incursions into the Bishops' territories, specially Shamura's, who seemed to be needing a good reminder of what they have done in the past. All in all, Eva's tenure as a vessel was basically one long, uninterrupted crusade.

Eventually, after 36 years, her team started to get too old to keep up with this, and with the approaching appearance of the promised liberator, it was time to relinquish the crown, so a new bearer could be selected. After returning, however, she never stopped fighting for justice, getting new members to her group as time passed, and replacing the crown with a replica of her chosen weapon.

For the next 4 years, there have been no vessels or a Death cult

Eva's favored weapon was actually a shield. Bears are armed by nature, after all, so there was no need to carry other weapons. Her fleece took the form of a vest she used over her robes, and she had a bracer that allowed to instantly change into a red colored suit of armor. Her team have matching bracelets that give them armor of their respective colors.

And before you ask, yes, this is a Mighty Morphing Power Rangers reference!

(hope this helps with the whimsy, @joffyworld)

[cj-the-random-artist]

CJ, beloved mutual and friend of JoffyWorld, talented artist in all that you do

What are your pronouns my friend? I don't wanna accidentally be mean and say the wrong thing, feels like I should probably ask since everyone I meet openly states their preference in their bios

fuckin woke agenda or whatever rah ba ba see how easy that was guys cmon kindness is free just be nice to people

Also HIIIIIIIIIIII love your work hiiiii, bye!

Hello hello!! That is a valid question, and here is my answer: I'm pretty much good with any pronouns, I don't feel very strongly about my own pronouns personally so I'm good with whatever honestly :D

(And I do appreciate you asking, very lovely of ya)

Also thank you!! It makes me happy to hear that folks like my work it makes me happy :D

[ro-bee]

thanks for tagging me lol

last song: https://youtu.be/enYT1ZIpIR4?si=Scgt78Ap4hBs9jTL

last book: the midnights library by matt haig

last show: knuckles lmao

last movie: i watched mufasa yesterday to see how painfull it would have be for me

favourite colour: yellow and teal

sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

relationship status: i don't even know anymore man

last thing I googled:

current obsession: cotl and sonic lmfao

Favourite videogame: cotl, funger, stardew and what remains of edith finch

last videogame: the sims 4

last painting project:

i'm drawing this for an ask but is taking me so long

anyways i'll tag @joffyworld

Thank you for the tag @the-apocalypse-is-cancelled

Last song: “Woodkid To Ashes and Blood” (from Arcane Season 2)

Last Book: Lady Gregory's complete Irish Mythology

Last Show: Johto League Champions

Last Movie: Klaus

Favourite colour: Green (any one)

Sweet/spicy/savoury: SPICYYYYYYYYYY ! the more the better

Relationship status: living with my partner

Last thing I Googled:

Current obsessions: Pokemon TCG

Favourite Video game : Warframe

Last video game : Signalis

Last painting project

Tagging but no pressure: @lenuer @tiger9o0 @justwantedtoknowstuff @maniakminis @jakey-beefed-it

[strawdool]

Straw. Can I call you straw? Or do you prefer dool? ¿Qué prefieras amiga?

Your art has changed my brain, and finding out you have a YouTube has not helped xD. I have watched that damn billford video more than like 30 times since it uploaded because not only is it funny but the art is incredible.

Your art makes me so jealous of your talent it's insane, thank you for sharing it with us all.

I guess I should ask a question. Uh. Uhhhhhh. What's your lamb's name? You've probably said before but I have the memory of a newborn goldfish so, my bad.

Love the art, love the content, love the YouTube, love all around, thanks for being such a gem

Hope you're well, adiós!

OIDNSAOIDNSAIO srry for not responding to asks INDSAIONDOIAS

im so glad you like my art and also do not feel jealous im just a lil guy who draws silly furries kissing, but i understand where the feeling comes from :3

if u were asking about my modern lamb name is Lambert Ewe :D

but normally my lamb is just lamb akdnasoidniosa

[teruuu]

If the lamb loves Narinder so much then why did they defeat them in the first place? Since lamb seems like the type to give their life for the person they love

Oh my god I love this ask so much I had to answer it rn. I would literally draw for this but I’m taking time off to focus drawing out the comic I’m making (it’s gonna take me a while)

CW: Violence, obsession, maybe abandonment issues?

Imagine this. You’ve been hurt and abandoned all your life, and when the world comes to hunt your very existence down, no one wants to help you. You can’t blame them—if they did, they’d die too—but that doesn’t change the fact that it hurts.

It’s hell on earth. You so desperately want to live, but what can you do? Gradually, you begin to lose purpose in life. They’re all out to get you. Even the very gods you worshipped and prayed to. Then, all of a sudden… you get resurrected by a god. No, not resurrected—you’ve been saved. Provided with salvation. And with that salvation, you’ve been given a purpose to live! So, you devote yourself fully to this god, mind body and soul.

Now, imagine the amount of devastation and betrayal you’d feel when the very god who saved you wants to take your life away. You thought you were special. You thought you’d be your god’s one and only, there to serve him by his side when he rises once again. But no, you were just fodder like the rest. Shock is mixed with pain and confusion, and you love your god so much you can’t bring yourself to resent him. So you turn to desperation. You think to yourself, “If you don’t want me anymore, then I’ll just force you to be mine.”

This is what the Lamb thought when they decided to conquer Narinder. When Narinder transforms into a follower, he lashes out at the Lamb. This is also when Narinder receives his scars—the Lamb, still feeling betrayed, wants to punish their god by leaving their own marks on him. Tearing his ear with their teeth, slashing an eye. It gives the Lamb satisfaction, especially after the pain of being abandoned all over again when they thought they’d finally been accepted.

Food for the biggest compulsion au fan @joffyworld

[teruuu]

Teru, beloved friend, truly one of the best things I've ever found on the internet, amazing mutual and beloved artist who never fails to impress, may I ask?

HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING GOOD AT ART? WHAT'S THE SECRET? WHAT IS IT? MK ULTRA? THE CIA TRAINED YOU? WHAT'S THE FUCKIN SECRET RECIPE BUDDY I'M ON MY PLANKTON SHIT RN I NEED TO KNOW. I CAN'T SIT HERE AND BELIEVE IT'S NATURAL ANYMORE THIS IS TOO MUCH

Obligatory humble thank you post to Joffy and all of the followers that have followed me on my art journey, this probably isn’t the goofy ahh response Joffy was expecting but I wanna be kind of more serious for once

Here’s a special expression of gratitude to everyone listed below:

— @kiko---random-stuff-probably for being my first follower and STILL rb’ing my stuff, I see you

— @seafood-hater for also being consistent and hilarious throughout my posts

— @the-artist-grimm for lifting my spirits and being one of the greatest artists that I admire on this platform

— @joffyworld for always going caca for my art and making me cackle in the process

— And lasty, every single person who also consistently pops in to check out my stuff. I may not have mentioned you in this post, but seeing all the regulars makes me smile each time!! I DO remember everyone who always checks in. Thanks for being a regular in my restaurant ;)

I know I say it repeatedly but y’all do inspire me to get better at art each day and continue delivering!! Art is a therapeutic journey for me and having you lot stopping by all the time makes that journey all the more colorful for me, so thank you! Thanks a lot! To answer Joffy’s question, you guys are one of the special ingredients that I use to cook so well. But besides that, I’ve been drawing daily ever since I first started my Tumblr account. Maybe that’s what contributes to my art progress? But yeah!!!!!

This post is a little messy but the gist of it is, thank you, all of you—and I draw everyday as a therapeutic and self improvement process :))