#jodie genlock

[thesouppond]

I'm so normal about these blorbos

[cirwedh]

Dragon Age Replay, pt. 2

Tonight, we rejoin the Lady Jodis as she ventures forth to reclaim the Aeducan shield…

We made our way into the Thaig, totally plowing down the giant spiders, genlocks, and deep stalkers on the way. My husband quickly realized that he had not spec’d the Lady correctly. We’ll have to make that up on the journey.

Jodis continued to refuse to believe that Trian was playing her… And she was right, but at what cost?

Frandlin Ivo, fancy meeting you here! Frandlin Ivo, if I see you again, I better not fucking see you again.

Bhelen, you’re like a brother to me. Dead.

We could’ve worked it out. I don’t even want to be king, I just want to be *rich person voice* comfortable.

My loot! 🥲

Gorim, good luck out there. I’m sure we’ll both be very happy with other women. Men. Women. I really haven’t decided yet despite somewhat limited options.

Maintained innocence and honor, but didn’t beg. No last words.

Okay, but wouldn’t it be neat if the game really did have you trapped in the Deep Roads until you were overwhelmed and when you finally die, there’s a cutscene of Duncan and them rescuing you? Like, some people could play for hours and never know…

The guy outside of Loghain’s tent “you don’t know who Loghain is??? Have you been living under a rock?” Yes.

Everyone else in town is like “oh, it’s you! Duncan said the sun shines out of your ass and your eyes are deeper than the ocean” so that’s cool, I guess. It’s very weird to me (the player) that I instantly have all these opportunities to confirm this positive bias that I don’t feel like my character really earned. I don’t think she’s brave or strong, really. I think she’s a good fighter because she had good trainers because she’s literally a princess. Like, I think she’s scared of dying.

Can I pet that dog??? 💕

Into the Kocari Wilds!

My husband said “how can they sense darkspawn?” I briefly, spoiler-freely, explained that it had to do with the Joining. “Oh. So Grey Wardens are Witchers. Got it.”

Baby’s First Game Over (Hurlock Emissary)

[antsyserpentine]

Raise Your Hand If You’ve Ever Felt Personally Victimized By The Union

A summary of Gen:lock so far

[raccoonclty]

strider squad nap time !

commission by @mail-me-a-snail !! thanks again so much <3 !!

[necronymie]

[cammiemacclouds]

You know migas had to do it to em

[gen-unlock]

*headshake*

[probably-chase]

Round 5 (and I think the final round) of ‘Deserves happiness’ flags!

Chibi Miranda made by @thesinglesock

The rest of these chibis made by @protectcammiemaccloud

[ozcarma]

[malcontent7]

Observations on The Only Me I Know (3/5 The Battle)

Things aren’t off to a great start, with Miranda appearing a bit distracted.

Liable to get yourself killed that way soldier.

Cammie on the other hand is showing significant improvement. And she and Val/entina are shown reloading.

Another one of those things that doesn’t add to the plot, but is a neat detail.

Miranda being a badass.

Guess she has her head in the game after all.

Then there’s this beauty of a fight.

Wish I didn’t have to speed it up so much to fit it in one gif.

Here we see Chase point blank refusing to even consider gen:LOCK 2.

Is he uncomfortable with the concept? Is it specific to Madrani? Does he not trust her?

Finally addressing something that’s been in fans minds for a while: What happens when Chase’s body is attacked?

Also, note the accumulated minor damage on the Holons. Not something we’ve seen yet. Before this we’ve gone straight from minor to catastrophic.

Caliban’s more than just an assistant it turns out.

Time to make an escape.

[thesouppond]

Low effort elevator meme

Audio Credit: kevinthomase3va32 - Instagram

[andrea-suprema]

It was funnier in my head...

From the Underpants series by Sr Pelo: https://youtu.be/K_AeHbUkmSg

Also a bonus:

[raynavelbasejr]

while it is cliche that miranda and jodie ended up being together it’s also pretty realistic. it’s been four years since they all thought chase died. she really can’t mourn forever. 

[genlock-analysis]

Jody, voiced by Chad James

[necronymie]

2/4

[saintofpride201]

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