#job searches are literal self-harm lmao even if the job itself is good the hiring process requires complete self-dehumanization | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

comradecowplant · 8 months ago

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going absolutely insane looking at indeed for a side job where half the openings are for positions like "trash valet" (bringing trash from someone's house/apartment to the actual collection area) or "pet waste removal" (self-explanatory)... idk if this take is "spicy" but unless you are physically disabled, take your own fucking trash out!!!! pick up after your own fucking dog!!!!!

#if you pay someone to pick up your yard then i 100% presume youre That Asshole who doesnt pick up your dogs poo while on walks #hiring general cleaning services is another conversation but who the fuck needs multiple boutique service like this #it's the entitlement! the manufactured helplessness & alienation! the fragmentation of every aspect of life into opportunities to CONSUME!#i desperately need to become a cat burgler who acquires targets based on the clientele of these feudal lord cosplay services #it would be long con of course. wouldnt hit a target until months later lest they suspect whatever service im using as my in...#job searches are literal self-harm lmao even if the job itself is good the hiring process requires complete self-dehumanization #gotta 'lmao' through it so i dont fucking kill myself (which i would genuinely rather do than wax poetics about 'my passion for service' in #in order to get hired & pay my bills)#my passion for service is reserved for 1) peoples revolution & 2) being a service top home of sexual!!!#assuring the hiring manager that if a known-to-be-struggling coworker stole $40 i'd turn them in 🙄 is NOT the service i have passion for #also as someone who has worked in actual sanitation services these niche companies have gotta be riddled with violations #(both regulatory health standard & general labor violations)#the one trash valet job pays a firm $100 a shift beginning at 8pm with no ending hours listed #so unless it's less than a (approx) 5 hour shift you'd be getting paid below wa state minimum wage 🤨#'bbbut dani pull urself up by boobstrap and go fast and the money math now good!' okay how about i fuck your mom fast instead :)

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