#joao gui

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[michelsens]

Next Gen Successes at the Australian Open + Resolute by Amanda Gorman

[dehlicia]

i'm not crazy when i say that floki and joão felix are lookalike, i mean, LOOK AT THEM

[hunkpossession0]

Checking my new body after I stole it

[archivingbarca]

jpcancelo: Feliz cumpleaños hermanito.

Te echo de menos 🍓

Espabilaaaaa @.paucubarsi 💙❤️

(ig story, 22/01/25)

[rgrfederer]

joao edit because clairo

[happy-xy]

Joao Pedro Mariano IG: _joaomariano

[ikram1909]

Gavi, Pedri and Felix ❤️

[michelsens]

Alex Michelsen, Joao Fonseca, and the Pressure of a Star on the Rise

Credits: Teenagers notching big wins article; Song- brutal, Olivia Rodrigo; Next Gen Finals article; Sinner rematch article; Song- Teenagers, My Chemical Romance

[wifey-of-ricardokaka]

João Félix and Ricardo Leite

Football Stars that look alike⚽️⭐️

Ricardo ‘Kaká’🇧🇷

João Félix🇵🇹

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[gavisuntiedboot]

Familiarity

A/N: guys sometimes I just have ideas that MUST be shared with the class

Okay guys I'm going to paint a picture for you all and I need you to stay with me

It's summer break in those two weeks where the boys actually have free time right

And it's after a really spectacular 23-24 season (please Lord my knees are bruised from begging)

Because of how close everyone has gotten, the pretty boys (aka Gavi, Pedri, Ferran, Fermin, Joao, etc) all are vacationing together for a couple of days

Because ya know

Hot single champions league winners (Lord I'm looking at you again)

They're just ready to have a good time being hot and young

As Ariana said, it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful

So they go to Ibiza (ofc)

And they're just out just making the lives of the PR team hell

Shirtless pics on the Insta story every day

Yacht, club, another club, another club, pass out in a luxury hotel

Wake up and repeat

And one night they go to ushuaia

That club that everyone and their mothers went to this year

Gavi, Ferran, George Russel, Daniel Ricciardo

Just really expensive and hip and fun place to listen to music and get turnt

But ofc they're not like paying entry to get in

Oh no, they've been invited as part of an event with, as Pedri so eloquently put, some magazine

Did they care who was paying for their liquor? Absolutely not

So they're all there in pressed shirts with the top two buttons undone (whores)

And having a great time watching girls fall over themselves to come talk to them or get a spot at their table

And then Gavi, trying to remedy the onset of his social anxiety, looks over to the next table and sees you sitting there looking like a slice of heaven

Short black Mugler dress (you know the one with all the see-through paneling? Yeah.)

Heels giving your legs a sculpt and your ass a lift that was borderline illegal in his opinion

And you were just leaned over the table sipping on your drink and swaying by yourself to the music

So Pablito decides that, since you're already in the VIP section, he really can only fall upwards by flirting with you a bit

At least it would be better than whatever Tiktoker Pedri pulled

So he walks over and introduces himself, pushing his glasses further back on his head so you could get a proper look at his face

And our boy is charming and cute and you're ready to have a good time in Ibiza, so you reciprocate

And y'all are just talking and laughing it up and he already has your number to "see you again"

But you're starting to think the "again" is going to be 60 minutes from now in his hotel suite

So now you're both on the same side of the table, his arm is around your waist, fingers dangerously close to your ass

And every time you want to say something, you're getting closer than necessary to his neck and ear and just letting your lips "accidentally" brush across.

And then the rest of F.C. Pretty Boy walks over to interrupt the moment because of course they had to

Professor Pedri had reminded the gang "hot girls have hot friends"

And now Gavi, who was playing with the exposed skin of your thigh, was introducing you to the other wildly famous teammates.

And that's when it happened

It was surprisingly Fermin who finally said "you look really familiar"

And that's when 5 pairs of eyes started to examine you more intensely

Pedri agreed, unable to place you

Gavi knew he had seen you on Instagram before, but didn't want to come across as weird

Ferran was the bravest, asking the question that the others were thinking

"Are you a model?"

"Um, yeah, I guess I'm a model."

The redness in your cheeks and the giggle at the end of the statement had all their eyebrows raised.

"So you're an Instagram model then?" Gavi followed up

"Careful, that's Pedri's type"

The resounding laughter almost drowned out the speakers

"No, I do print as well. I work with brands and stuff but I'm mainly a shoot model. You know, magazines and stuff."

They boys all sent praises your way, exclaiming how they knew you were too hot for just Instagram.

"Pedri here is also a model. His friends over at Men's Health got us in." Gavi smiled widely with his attempt to embarrass his older friend

"Oh, I saw that cover! All of my friends sent it in the groupchat."

Wolf whistles for Pedri and palpable jealously across the group. The other four made mental notes to get a camera and some baby oil asap.

"And what about you, Gavi? When are we going to see you on the cover?"

"Ah, maybe if they get us into another event with you, I'll consider it."

You laughed louder than the generic line deserved, but you were ready to fall to the floor chuckling and snorting to go home with this boy.

"Ah, that might be possible actually. Men's Health is owned by Hearst, and they just bought our magazine. They actually invited me and the girls out tonight."

"Wait, which magazine?" You had been staring at Gavi and didn't place who asked the question

"Um, a men's magazine, you might have heard of it. Do you guys know Playboy?"

Everyone went silent all at once at the realization

So that's why you looked so familiar

"I'd offer you all free subscriptions but it looks like you guys are already avid readers." Your teasing made all of them go red in the ears.

"Is Gavi even old enough to buy a Playboy?"

Despite being a valid question from Fermin, he received a smack on the arm as a response.

"Wait, you also did a campaign for that lingerie brand right? The Rihanna one?" Gavi asked, face brighter than the red lights at the club

"Yeah, back in December! I wore their 'Naughty' line."

Gavi then went off in a tangent, explaining that's where he knew you from (and that maybe he followed the Playboy instagram on his private account)

As the two of you walked off, there was still a tension between the other four

"So..." It was Joao that started

"You guys are jerking off with magazines like we're in the 80s?"

"Hey! Playboy also have a porn channel!" Pedri responded angrily before taking in what he had said.

"So you've been watching her in action and didn't recognize..."

"Okay listen I'm not usually looking at her face!"

Ferran slumped against the table

"All of us out and Gavi picks up a fucking pornstar. He lost his virginity last week and now he's going to fuck a Playboy bunny."

"Guys, did you not hear the part where she said she was here with other girls?" Fermin reminded the group

In conclusion, I would give anything to lock these five in the Playboy mansion for a day. The end.

[sheltoner]

i wish i could write… i have all these ideas in my brain

[accordingtodumas]

A maybe not-so-brief opinion on tennis kits: Roland Garros 2025 edition! Part 1.

Clay season reached its peak. The biggest tournament on this surface (which we all know is the best one) and the second grand slam of the year, Roland Garros is already showing us long battles, shocking upsets, loud and passionate crowds and, of course, debatable fashion.

This list is absolutely arbitrary and I'm no specialist in any of the aspects in question here, so this is just my Opinion™. I'm not looking at every single kit because there are too many players and brands, but let me know if I'm missing something noteworthy!

Photos are from Pinterest and Roland Garros' website.

Nike tries to be vintage

The Pretty Little Baby Yeah Yeah

I spent the whole match waiting for Jannik to pull a giant lollipop out of his pocket and say "yipee yipee doo!" or something like that. I don't know if the colors that screams the cold war kid from the West vibe, or if Jannik himself it's kinda cartoonish, but either way he looks silly in a cute way. It suits him, don't you guys think? And I like a good polo on a tennis court, so the number one's kit is approved!

The Energetic Tiger

Oh I like this! I already said this before and I'll repeat as many times as needeed, but blue and orange make such a good combo! So far I've only seen Aryna wearing these colors (if we think about Nike, I mean), and I think fits her super nicely; it's vibrant, strong and fun just like Sabalenka's game and personality. Also these different shoelaces? Just cool. It's approved for sure.

The Pajamas Boys

I'm divided between finding these horrendous and fun. Since I'm a colorful person, I have to admit that I enjoy the combos here and ok, I get that the stripes adds some frenchness to it, but at the same time looks so lazy and awkward, I don't know how to explain. This kit bothers me and I can't say it's super approved since it looks like pajamas you would see in any fast-fashion store. The blouse is gorgeous tho:

Really, I want one of these to myself.

The Classy Ladies

The colors. The shape. Chef's kiss. I really like the details on the skirt on both types of kits. I wish Qinwen had a more beautiful shade of lilac tho, but I like this tank-polo-top; I suppose Nike wanted to go for a more classic look, and while they made the men look silly, they nailed with women's in my opinion. Maddy's and Olga's (and Aryna's) kit have this nice detail on the back that adds some personality to it:

So the ladies kits are approved!

The Sailor Naomoon

Cute af. It's a shame this kit had such a brief life in this tournament, but I love Naomi's personalized kits overall. I think there's not much to be added because the pink magic girl from the 90s vibe speaks for itself. Approved with a small tear in the corner of the eye.

Adidas gave up

Ok, I'll just get Elina and Foki here as an example because honestly that's all Adidas is giving us at the moment. At least I've seen the ladies wearing only this black dress - which, ngl, looks good. It's impossible to fail a classic black dress. It's chic, functional, everybody likes it, great. On the men's side, however, we're seeing this kit since clay season started and I'm super tired of this combo. Come on Adidas, is this bankruptcy or just lack of creativity? Do they think that adding a tiny detail on the back will trick us to the point we're not going to notice their lazyness? Sorry, but no. We're in Roland Garros, for God's sake!! For this reason, these kits receive a not approved seal.

Tsitsipas is really just a Sharpie pen at this point.

Uuh Lacoste (?)

I didn't notice a pattern by Lacoste so we're going to take a look individually by players I've seen:

The Sweat Shirt

We all know athletes are always sweating but I'm not convinced that we needed a shirt that already looks like sweat. I don't know if it's a strategy that I'm not getting here, but uh. No. The colors have potential, I enjoy this kind of silver-grey-blue with white, but it could be better. This print is disapproved unfortunately.

The same tennis court shirt but it's Red

Djokovic is wearing the Djokoshirt. Dude has 100 titles so I guess he has the right of wearing whatever he wants, but that's exactly the reason I'd expect something way more interesting than this. Meh, not approved.

The Oui Oui

Here we see Elsa Jacquemot wearing both variations, with a skirt and a shorts, and I really enjoy both of them! I admit that I'm biased towards pink (and that I didn't know who Elsa was until I saw this kit, sorry girl), but I think this one is pretty good by itself! The small RG pink logo, come on, super cute. I like the details on the top too, looks fresh and classy. Approved!

The We've could've had it all

Daniil's version of The Oui Oui, but given the tragic result of his first round match, it's more like The Non Non. Is it the same kit he was wearing the whole clay season in different colors? Yes, but it has a pink detail and nice socks and shoes, so I'd approve it if Daniil had stayed with us longer.

On gets dreamy

It's magical, ethereal, it's purple and colorful at the same time, it shines. I simply love this so much! I think it would look way better without this wide white stripe, I don't understand why On insist on the white gradient when the rest of the colors is so pretty. Also I find a bit funny how it looks like João fell on his ass in a puddle of yellow paint, but the socks matching with the shoes make up that detail for me. Gloriously approved!

Asics after the A.P.C. collection

Spoiler: not that interesting, but there are some highlights. Here they are:

The blue Jasmine

There's nothing too much special about it, but I like the shades of blue and yellow. Simple, yet good and efficient. Approved.

The guest that took the theme of the party too seriously

Alex wanted us all to know that he was really playing at Roland Garros. He was there, you see? He's wearing the slam's colors! Jokes aside, I think I like it. The orange stripe on the shirt looks a bit ~rushed~, but it's ok - and I have deep respect for someone who respects the theme of an occasion and assume its tackyiness! Approved without much enthusiasm.

The Tired after glory

I was one of the people that absolutely LOVED that polemic white sleevless kit Lorenzo wore for clay season. So cool kid, so different, so stylish, wooww. Then we have this. Not bad, but boring honestly. Not approved only because we've seen better days.

Minty and Elegant Yonex

I like it! Again, I feel there's not much to say. I guess the element that make me nod in approvement is the color. Both options, the minty and the darker blue, have a nice contrast with the orange of the clay. It's pleasant and fresh to see. Approved!

(at any moment there will be a part 2)

[michelsens]

[zellaspinna]

some João Félix and Lando Norris fanart 😚😚

João really got me into sports in general and seeing the whole Magui debacle go down with Lando is so surreal-

standing in between them right now like 🫷😔🫸 “this isnt youuuu”

[honeybun-zz]

goatseca you move me