#joachim von ribbentrop

[joachimvribbentrop]

His Excellency Herr Von Ribbentrop

[relda1941]

it’s OUT‼️‼️‼️

(Btw if u have any requests, tell me cuz i’ll make more reich meme slanders)

[bl1tzkrieg]

well he's definitely flipping us off...?

(i do not condone fascism or nazism. please leave my profile if you condone or support any of their ideologies.)

[smilekit-001]

[rockfordhilly]

Some perhaps funny stuff I've made over the years but never posted anywhere. Enjoy. Will post more if the public is interested 😇 Because I've got like a hundred of these in my gallery

[therealesthelga]

third reich opposite au?

where hitler is a architect, himmler is a devout catholic, göring is sober, goebbels is tall and hess is mentally stable, goebbels is also a feminist and faithful to his wife...and uhh ribbentrop is a wine dealer and speer is a normal architect ..and heydrich is a musician ?

(Ignore i left out bormann ♡)

[masha-nikita]

Oh yes it is Ribbentrop. Originally this one was something I doodled on a piece of paper 5 in the morning, waiting to leave home for a meeting the details of which I won't go into here. When I came home, I was wondering why it takes so royally long to colorize it, then I realized I made so much modifications.

I would post random WIPs in my X account→ ＠masha_nikita and sometimes you'll see cat pictures there as well.

[cantstopcatsrsuperior]

Heinrich Himmler with Joachim Von Ribbentrop.

[fatamorr]

Nazis as animals

Yeah, everyone has already drawn this, but why not??

(!!translate can be wrong)

[liebenundverdammen]

some genderbent au reich headcanons

heydrich: 1000% butch. never wears skirts, even for public events. regularly mistaken for a young man and makes no effort to correct people. the gay awakening of thousands of german girls + causes sexuality crises for all her male colleagues.

goering: high femme, loves feather boas + very low cut dresses, takes more inspiration from drag queens than from other women. big and beautiful and knows it. basically think miss piggy from the muppets.

goebbels: classy old hollywood type. hairstyle just a bit too androgynous to be fashionable. only ever wears kitten heels bc actual high heels exacerbate her chronic pain. spices things up with mens cologne instead of perfume.

hitler: in her youth she was as butch as she dared - had short hair, wore a tie - but stopped short of wearing trousers, although she sometimes wore bicycle bloomers which was somewhat more acceptable for women in the 1910s. drove an ambulance in wwi. later starts dressing more conventionally feminine for the sake of public image, but still values practicality above everything - never wears heels, and little to no makeup.

himmler: rather matronly - loafers, cardigans, shawls, generally takes fashion cues from older women. conservative colors and patterns, but also a fair amount of jewelry, much of it with some esoteric meaning. kind of a madame blavatsky type.

rosenberg: cant remember the last time she changed her shirt. all her bras have the wiring poking out of them but she refuses to buy new ones. tries to fix the bags under her eyes with concealer but it always gets all cakey, and then she forgets shes wearing makeup over the course of the day so most of it ends up on her sleeves.

speer: wears those baggy 1930s unisex jumpsuits. hair always in a neat bun. no makeup or jewelry, but cleans up nicely for formal events. pencil always behind one ear.

ribbentrop: fur coats, kid gloves - a diplomat must look respectable. never strays into flamboyance, however. likes fashionable little hats with face veils attached.

hess: tries really hard to be traditionally feminine but is quite bad at it. spends so much time every single day plucking her eyebrows. for all her pearl necklaces, its painfully obvious that she'd much rather be wearing a suit, but is too scared and overcompensating.

[joachimvribbentrop]

Göring,Von Ribbentrop,Hess,Goebbels collecting donations. I don't understand what they say because I don't know German. Maybe someone can help me understand.

[relda1941]

We got the hermburger göring snotting

We got the high diplomatic Ribbentrop sleeping

We got the astrology mf Hess zooning out

-1 aura

[bl1tzkrieg]

"let's wear black pants and not tell galeazzo"

(i do not condone fascism or nazism. please leave my profile if you condone or support any of their ideologies.)

[smilekit-001]

[rockfordhilly]

Some Nuremberg trials pics I found... (ignore that big ass watermark)

[cursedreverie1945]

Joachim von Ribbentrop

Full name - Ulrich Friedrich-Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbentrop

If that isn't a freaking mouthful.

Ribbentrop first came to Adolf Hitler's notice as a well-travelled businessman with more knowledge of the outside world than most senior Nazis and as a perceived authority on foreign affairs.

He offered his house Schloss Fuschl for the secret meetings in January 1933 that resulted in Hitler's appointment as Chancellor of Germany. He became a close confidant of Hitler, to the dismay of some party members, who thought him unintelligent, superficial and lacking in talent.

Before World War II, he played a key role in brokering the Pact of Steel (an alliance with Fascist Italy) and the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact (the Nazi–Soviet non-aggression pact). He favoured retaining good relations with the Soviets, opposing the invasion of the Soviet Union.

The Austrian appointed Ribbentrop as the ambassador to London in August, 1936. His main objective was to persuade the British government not to get involved in Germany territorial disputes and to work together against the the communist government in the Soviet Union.

When Ribbentrop presented his credentials to George VI on 5th February, 1937, the British were outraged when he gave the Hitler salute. He also upset the British government by posting Schutz Staffeinel (SS) guards outside the German Embassy and by flying swastika flags on official cars.

On 4th February, 1938, Ribbentrop replaced Constantin von Neurath as Germany's foreign minister. Traudl Junge (AH's last secretary) met him during this period: "Ribbentrop was a very odd man. The impression he made on me was of someone absent-minded and slightly dreamy, and if I hadn't known that he was Foreign Minister I'd have said he was a cranky eccentric leading a strange life of his own."

Picture - Ribbentrop holding his son Barthold.